Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 183: :If you don’t like it, don’t say it out loud!
"Hey, wake up."
With the sense of disobedience on his face and Yueyong's voice, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes quietly. But in the next moment, Jiang Cheng's face turned black, and the veins on his face jumped...
I saw Yueyong's shoes stepping on her cheek impartially.
"I really killed you, if I dare to do this next time." Jiang Chengpi said with a smile.
"Ah, don't worry, next time you stay in bed, I will use a more convenient method to wake you up." Yueyong moved her feet and said casually, and then took out a few frogs from her arms. With the cold light of Kuwu, he looked at Jiang Cheng with a hypocritical expression.
"What kind of convenient method is that? By the way, do you really want to wake me up? Don't you really want to keep your eyes open forever?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "I don't need that at all. Plant something! All you need is a simple alarm clock!"
"Roar? Really?" Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng contemptuously, then took two steps back, revealing the body of an alarm clock on the ground.
"What's going on here? Did you step on it?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
Yueyong pouted the corners of her mouth, and after sending a haha, she turned her head and walked out of Jiang Cheng's room without looking back.
ps: Jiang Cheng has a passive skill that can always accurately destroy the alarm clock that just sounded in his sleep.
ps of ps: Counting this one today, there are already a hundred of them.
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At the dining table.
"What is this?" Jiang Cheng watched the white rice and eggs in front of him sink into Chen Si. After being stunned for ten seconds, Jiang Cheng looked at the sun wheel beside him, "What is this new? Punishment?"
"Isn't it good to eat like this once in a while?" Sun Wheel said with a smile.
"Why is it bibimbap with raw eggs?! I can't stand the fishy smell of raw eggs! This is simply a dark dish!" Jiang Cheng said with a speechless expression.
Afterwards, Jiang Cheng watched Yue Yong, who skillfully cracked eggs into rice and poured soy sauce, and began to stir constantly. Looking at the rice grains covered with egg liquid, Jiang Cheng only felt a little nauseated.
"What are you talking about? This is the most traditional Japanese cuisine." Hirin explained with a smile.
"It should be a traditional dark dish, right!" Jiang Cheng retorted, then sighed, "Forget it, let's have some bread today, thank you for your hospitality."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng got up and returned to his room.
"It seems that Jiang Cheng-sang doesn't like bibimbap with raw eggs." Hiron muttered, "But it's just like a child. If you don't like something, you will say you don't like it. Such a free and easy character. I still like it."
Yueyong didn't speak from the beginning to the end, but just glanced at Jiang Cheng's back when Jiang Cheng left.
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"Really, why do you want to eat that kind of thing in the morning?" Jiang Cheng sat in front of the computer and muttered to himself, "I can't even eat bread when I see that kind of thing. Ah! By the way, why is there such a dish as bibimbap with raw eggs? Was it because I didn't know how to use fire when I created this dish?"
"Forget it, just wait until noon." Jiang Cheng turned on the computer, his eyes full of energy, "There is still the most important adventure waiting for me!"
But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng suddenly felt the vibration of the mobile phone in his arms.
Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone and stared at him: "It was a message from Kagura-chan."
[I got a new egg beater Alu today! So happy! Attachment: jpg]
"Almost forgot, Kagura sauce also likes raw egg bibimbap very much." Jiang Cheng muttered, and then opened the attached picture, but when he saw it, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment. Not some kind of egg beater! It's the head of a girl with green hair! !
In an instant, Jiang Cheng edited a message at a very fast speed and sent it out: [Throw it away! hurry up! ]
Afterwards, Jiang Cheng got up straight away, regardless of the game, and rushed out of the door in an instant, but just as he ran out of the door, he bumped into Yueyong who was in the corridor.
"What are you doing in such a hurry?" Yue Yong said with a look of disgust.
"Contact the best lawyer!" Jiang Cheng said solemnly, and then rushed out again.
"What are you talking about, that idiot..."
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Meanwhile, the House of Masters.
At this time, Gintoki was sleeping soundly in his room, but suddenly, Gintoki seemed to hear some kind of contradictory sound, which seemed to be a familiar bgm.
Gintoki opened his eyes diligently. The first thing that came into his eyes was Kagura holding a microphone and wearing sunglasses.
"Dulululu, Dulululu, Dululu~ Dulululu, Dulululu, Dululu~"
"What are you doing?! You bastard!" Ginto sat up and pinched Kagura's mouth.
"Good morning, have you cut your hair?" Kagura said with the microphone in a low voice.
(ps: Kagura introduced the host of the story at the beginning of The Wonderful Story of the COS World. The Wonderful Story of the World, a program devoted to the story of hunting.)
"Cut your sister! What annoying things are you doing when other people are sleeping!" Yin Shi cursed with his blue veins bursting.
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Breakfast time at the Master's House.
"Really, it's no wonder I have nightmares~" Ginto said while sitting on the sofa complaining slightly, and then he cracked a raw egg into the bowl.
"I'm starting!" Kagura, who was sitting opposite Gintoki, clapped his hands and said, then looked at Ginshi opposite, "Hoho, what kind of dream is that?"
"Just cut off a human head or something." Gintoki said casually, pouring a little soy sauce into his bowl and starting to stir. "Forget it, don't talk about it. You can't talk to others about what you dream about when you're sleeping or when you're awake. If you talk about it, you'll be laughed at."
"Is that the head over there at the garbage dump, Aru?" Kagura asked casually.
"Hey? Why do you know?" Yin Shi put down the bowl in his hand and looked at Kagura suspiciously.
"You're talking in your sleep, Aru," Kagura casually replied, playing with the egg in his hand, "I'm so old, why are you still having dreams that only children have?"
"Don't tell Xin Ba Ha, I'll give you 300 yuan." Yin Shi replied, "But then again, I don't have any memory before going to bed. What did I do last night? "
"Go to the garbage dump and pick up the jump," Kagura replied, knocking the egg in his hand on a hard object on the table a few times, "I'll take a look if you don't come back after a while. I looked, and found that you fell asleep Aru by the garbage dump."
Looking at the slightly familiar hard object, Yin Shi wiped his eyes several times, then pointed tremblingly at the hard object that had just been beaten with an egg on the table, and said, "Kagura-chan, what is that? ?"
"This," Kagura instantly picked up the hard object, or a girl's head, and introduced with joy: "Egg Whisk Aru! I found it yesterday!"
"No no no no no no!" Yin Shi instantly stood up and retorted loudly with a dark face, "That's not an egg beater at all! This is the head from yesterday! You didn't say it was a dream. What?! Why are you here again?! You idiot!!"
"It's not a human head, it's Aru, the egg beater." Kagura said seriously.
"What have you been talking about since just now! You stinky girl!" Yin Shi Mo Xingzi flew straight and scolded loudly, "What exactly is an egg beater! There is no such thing at all! "
After listening, Kagura put the head on the table again, and then picked up an egg and placed it in front of him again, explaining with a serious face: "Eggs are always something people can't resist. I want to smash it with my head, but it's very troublesome..."
Speaking, Kagura looked at the head of the person beside him, and his tone changed: "But! If there is this..."
Looking at Kagura who once again hit the egg with that human head, Gintoki's whole body felt bad: "No! Absolutely not! Put it back quickly! Put it back in its original place!"
"No Aru! That's my eggbeater! I won't give it to anyone!" Kagura retorted, "And I've already sent a message to Mummy, Aru! Mummy has agreed!"
Having said that, Kagura directly picked up his communicator, Jiang Hua replied: [I didn't expect such a convenient thing~]
"Your family is not normal!" Yin Shi wailed, "Hurry up and throw it out! This is not something that should appear in our house!"
"Men are all the same," Kagura said disdainfully, holding his hands in his arms, "Gin-chan and my uncle are basically the same! But what Mommy said, the words of men are unbelievable, Aru. "
"It's not referring to a thing at all!" Yin Shi said frantically.
But I just finished complaining~IndoMTL.com~ Yin Shi suddenly heard footsteps that could be heard, "What's going on? Isn't it the police?! What the **** did you do, Kagura? Ah!"
The next second, the door of the Master's House was kicked open, accompanied by Jiang Cheng's furious voice: "Yin Shi! I put the cutest niece in your house, is that how you taught her? !”
Saying that, Jiang Cheng rushed in instantly, kicked over the silver time, and then scolded: "At least teach her common sense! How on earth did you instill in her the common sense that egg beaters are human heads? Yes!"
"I don't know!" Yin Shi got up and defended loudly, "Who knows where she learned that kind of common sense! I don't know anything at all!"
"Kagura-chan, it's alright." Jiang Cheng turned his head and said to Kagura, "I have already asked Yueyue to contact the best lawyer. When the police asked, all the blame was put on this natural person. You can roll it on your body!"
"What the **** are you talking about!" Yin Shi scolded, "I didn't do anything at all! Responsibility? What responsibility? Is it the responsibility to water your head?!"
"What about the head?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "It's time to destroy the corpse!"
"That makes sense." Gintoki nodded while resting his chin.
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