Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 205: :Eat what you like, get fat and live for a short time!
"Everyone...Saharanara..."
Seeing A Miao's resolute figure after leaving a goodbye, everyone was a little hard to let go.
"Hey, wait..." Yin Shi was about to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by a roar.
Everyone looked back, only to find that Babrus roared and rushed towards everyone.
"Silver time! Prepare the fire! Kagura sauce! Prepare the bacon sauce!" While shouting, Jiang Cheng rushed directly to Babrus.
However, Jiang Cheng had just run two steps before he was grabbed by Kondo: "Stop it! She is a princess!"
"You let me go!" Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Kondo, "I know she is called the princess. But even if you have a good relationship with her, you should teach him a lesson, right? The sad parting atmosphere was destroyed by it."
"I'll teach it a lesson when I get home! But not now!" Kondo shouted hurriedly.
But as soon as he finished shouting, out of the corner of his eye, Kagura jumped up and kicked Babrus over, and Ginshi by the side had already set up a bonfire.
"What the **** are you trying to do! Stop it!" Kondo's whole body felt bad. "Stop it! Please stop for the sake of the earth! I beg you!"
Kagura and Gintoki, who were busy at work, suddenly stopped what they were doing and turned to look at Kondo.
Kondo, who was stared at by everyone and sweating profusely, finally chose to tell the truth. This is also something that can't be helped. If these people are allowed to mess around, maybe Ape Star will declare war on Earth next.
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"It sounds like a perfect match," Jiang Cheng nodded and commented seriously, "one is the princess of the gorilla star, and the other is the gorilla of the earth."
Having said that, Jiang Cheng patted Kondo on the shoulder, smiled and congratulated: "I wish you happiness, I believe you will have a healthy litter of orangutans."
Kondo bowed his head and didn't answer.
At this time Gintoki also came over, leaned into Kondo's ear and whispered, "You're true, don't tell us when you have a girlfriend. Are you afraid that we will invite you?"
"Be sure to give birth to a lot of orangutans, Aru!" Kagura sat on Babrus' shoulder and patted Babrus on the head.
"Oh roar." Babrus blushed.
[Why do I feel that Princess Princess understands this sentence...] Kondo has no love for her.
"I said you guys should stop making fun of Kondo-san," Shinba sighed softly, showing a sympathetic expression, "After all, that's an orangutan, right? Kondo-san It must be very difficult."
After listening to this, Kondo was moved to cover his face and wept, sobbing: "It's still Xin Baha who understands the truth and knows how to sympathize with me. As expected of my Odoudou."
"Hey, who is your Oudoudou," Xin Baha said expressionlessly. "You must give us invitations during the wedding, we will definitely attend on time."
"Yoshi, Kagura, it's time to go." With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and left first.
"Aru Yakiniku!" Kagura's eyes lit up, and he jumped off Babrus' shoulders and followed Jiang Cheng.
Gintoki and Shinbaha also swayed to follow.
Looking at the backs of the four, Kondo murmured, "I didn't even laugh at me..."
But just after finishing speaking, Kondo heard the four people who had already walked away start laughing.
"Those guys..." Kondo clenched his fists and muttered word by word with a black face.
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"Ah, don't laugh anymore," Jiang Cheng coughed twice, "don't laugh at this kind of thing, after all, he is also very pitiful."
"That's right," Shinhachi nodded and said, "Kondo-san has sacrificed for the peace of the earth. We should be grateful to him, right?"
"It makes sense," Yinshi nodded with his hands in his arms, "Sacrificing his own happiness in exchange for the safety of the earth is righteousness!"
"Although I don't understand, I think he's amazing Aru!" Kagura took the words, nodded and said solemnly.
But then, after the four of them looked at each other, they burst into laughter again.
"Hahahahaha...But I really can't stand it...hahahaha..."
"Hahaha...Me too."
"Me too, hahaha..."
"And me, hahaha..."
Kondo in the distance heard the laughter of several people, and his fists clenched even tighter.
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"Cough," standing in front of the mansion, Jiang Cheng cleared his throat again and said, "Yo Xi! To thank you, I invite you to eat barbecue today!"
"Yoshi!" Kagura and Shinbaha cheered.
Immediately afterwards, the four of them walked towards the barbecue shop.
But just after taking two steps, Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped and put one hand on his forehead, "Qiaodou sack! Have we forgotten something? I always feel like something has been washed away from my head. ."
"Is your head a self-flushing toilet?" Yin Shi groaned, "How could it be possible, since everyone is already there, how could there be something left behind?"
"No, bridge bean sack," Xin Baha murmured while holding his forehead, "I also feel that some important things have been forgotten, very important and important things... What happened?" /
"Did you not wipe your **** Aru?" Kagura reminded.
"How is that possible!" Shinba shouted, and then inadvertently touched the corner of the envelope exposed in his arms, "Qian... Haagen-Dazs..."
"I remember it!!! Big sister!!" Shinhachi finally remembered, "I was careless, first I was startled by the gorilla, and then I was surprised by Kondo-san, so much that I forgot about my sister. Finally, I was tempted by Jiang Chengsang's barbecue, and several things were superimposed, and I forgot about my sister!"
"What a good younger brother, he even forgot about the important events in his sister's life." Yin Shi sneered, picking his nostrils.
"Didn't you all forget the same thing?!" Xinba shouted.
"No, that's not my sister." Yin Shi waved his hand, "So what does it matter if I forget it?"
"No! I want to go back and bring my sister out!" Said, Xin Ba Hao turned around and left.
But just after taking two steps, Kagura's next words poured cold water.
"Eldest sister's head has been taken away by that blindfold man, Aru." Kagura said aloud.
After hearing this, Xin Ba Ha was stunned, before turning around slowly after a long time, "When did it happen?"
"It's time for an outdoor barbecue, Aru." Kagura replied.
"Why didn't you talk about such an important matter at the time!!" Shin Baha instantly rushed towards Kagura, grabbed Kagura's collar and stared at her big red eyes, roaring with cracked teeth.
"Because, eldest sister told me not to speak Aru." Kagura explained.
Then Kagura remembered that time, when everyone was attracted by the gorilla, A Miao followed Kubei and turned away. Just when she wanted to remind everyone, A Miao turned her head and made a silent gesture to herself. But... At that time, A Miao was still crying.
After hearing Kagura's explanation, Shin Baha lowered his head and said nothing, looking lost.
"That..." Jiang Cheng seemed to say something to comfort Xin Ba Ha, but he didn't know what to say just now.
"Forget the barbecue, I'm not in the mood today. But thank you Jiang Chengsang." Xin Baha lowered his head and muttered, then turned around and left slowly.
Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Kagura watched Shin Baha walk away, but in the end the three didn't say anything.
"Yo Xi! Give me the share of Shinbachi, Aru!" Kagura shouted excitedly.
"You're too greedy!" Yin Shi shouted, "Didn't you say that one person is half?!"
Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki and Kagura who were making a fuss over the barbecue, and said expressionlessly, "Are you really conscientious? Xin Baha must be very uncomfortable right now?"
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In the barbecue shop.
"I'm full, I'm full." Yin Shi hung a toothpick in his mouth, and put both hands on his belly, which seemed to be about to give birth, showing a satisfied expression, "If you can have a Buffy for dessert after dinner That's it."
"Hiccup~" Kagura hiccupped and assumed the same pose as Gintoki, but with a completely different expression, Kagura said with a pained face, "No, Aru, I feel like I have another sip of water. I'll spit it out."
"The kid is just the kid, the level is not good at all," Yin Shi snorted disdainfully, "I won't spit it out even if I have another ten cups of Buffy."
"As expected of Gin-chan..." Saying that, Kagura stood up swayingly. To be precise, it took several attempts before finally standing up swayingly~IndoMTL.com~ I'm going A trip to the toilet...and maybe ten cups of Buffy after I'm done..."
Looking at Kagura's swaying back, Jiang Cheng was almost speechless several times on the way.
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"Nine cups, Aru? There is one last cup..." Kagura trembled and reached out to the last cup of Buffy in front of him, but in the end Kagura still didn't reach the last cup of Buffy, and poured it on the On the table, "Sure enough, I'm still far from..."
"It has been said that your level is still too far behind," Yinshi glanced at the ten empty goblets in front of him, said casually, and then stretched out his hand to the one in front of Kagura again. A cup of Buffy.
However, this time Ginshi was in vain.
"What are you doing?!" Yin Shi raised his head and shouted at Jiang Cheng who had just returned from the checkout.
"No matter how much you like, you can't eat so much," Jiang Cheng picked up the cup of Buffy and sat down across the table, "You should also pay attention to your blood sugar. It may change in your thirties. A middle-aged man with a pot belly."
"I'll take care of you!" Yinshi shouted, "I've decided to eat what I like, and I'll be fat and live for a short time!"
"I'm too lazy to care about you." Jiang Cheng waved his hands in disapproval.
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