Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 210: :There are some settings to keep in mind!
Looking at the plates of unknown black substances on the table, Granny Taki stood up with a dark face, flipped the table over and scolded, "I don't remember teaching you how to turn eggs into this kind of dog food. Ah! Are you going to turn my kitchen into an explosion center?! Stupid girl!"
"That's right," A Miao replied with a smile, "for a young wife, the kitchen is like a battlefield."
"I'm not talking about this!" Granny Taki scolded a little angrily, "I mean this is simply fried! It's completely black and black! Is it the world of corpses? Do you think this place is a corpse? Soul world?!"
Immediately afterwards, Granny Taki took out her fan, propped it open, and then said, "You can't even cook a single dish. You want to marry into the Yagyu family a hundred years earlier!"
Saying that, Granny Taki closed the fan and jumped up, smashing it down at A Miao.
But it should be said that it is A Miao, A Miao simply used only two chopsticks to block Granny Taki's fan attack.
"Grandma Taki, you are the one who trained me to be a bride," A Miao reminded with a smile, "but you always turn the table over and be rough at me, isn't that bad?"
[This girl, she's not afraid of my old woman's abuse at all! If I let her marry into the Yagyu family, it will definitely be a threat to me! 】Grandma Taki was startled, then put the fan back, then turned her back to A Miao and said, "Forget it, I've had enough of you."
Then, Granny Taki looked at the black matter that had just been knocked to the ground, and grinned, "Go clean up the garbage over there, it must not be thrown away, you have to be responsible for eating it. Drop it! Dog food is best for you..."
But just after she finished speaking, Granny Taki saw the former head of the Yagyu family, namely Yagyu Toshiki, squatting on the ground, holding the black substance and eating with relish.
"Master Minmuqi! What are you eating!" Granny Taki was not feeling well.
"It's too wasteful, this is still edible." Mr. Minmuqi turned his head to explain, then turned his head again and ate it with relish.
"It's not about whether you can eat it or not, you are the master of the Yagyu family!" Grandma Taki shouted, "How can you do such a thing!"
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The front yard of the Yagyu family.
Jiang Cheng and his party fought against the Four Heavenly Kings of Yagyu led by Kubei.
"You guys came in without permission, so I used Yanagyu-ryu's rules." Kubei said.
"Souga, I see!" Jiang Cheng nodded, then pushed Kondo, Shishi, and Shinbaji and Yinshi forward, "It's not just your family that has four perverted kings! We have them here too!"
"Who are you calling a pervert!" Yin Shi and Shi Shi simultaneously kicked Jiang Cheng with one foot and scolded.
"No, I just think it's fair that the other party has four people, and it's fairer that we have four people here," Jiang Cheng explained after getting up, "there is a pervert on the opposite side, this can be handed over to the orangutan, The blind man can be handed over to Xin Baji, the ketchup control can be handed over to the mayonnaise control, and the last lewd thing with a mosaic can only be handed over to Yinshi.”
"What do you want us to compare to!" Yin Shi scolded, "Why is my opponent such a lewd thing?!"
But just after Gintoki finished speaking, he saw Kondo ripping off his clothes on the side, holding his hands and nodding, "I see, so it looks like it's evenly matched. Don't worry! That ** pervert. Leave it to me! I will not lose!"
"You take off really fast!" Yin Shi scolded, "Also, what do you mean you won't lose? Does it mean that you won't lose at a perverted level?!"
"These people are really getting more and more popular..." Dongcheng murmured, and then scolded Jiang Cheng, "How can you slander the young master so much! The young master just has a blindfold! No Blind!"
[This person really has no self-awareness at all. 】All of them thought at the same time.
"No one said that your young master is blind!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"No, the pervert refers to Nishino, the ketchup accusation refers to Beidaji, and the obscene object refers to Nanto," Dongcheng counted one by one with his fingers, and then looked at Jiang seriously. Cheng, "The rest of the blind people can only refer to the young master!"
"You picked yourself clean," Jiang Cheng said, twitching the corners of his mouth. "The blind is referring to you, you idiot."
"Hey? No way! I'm not blind at all!" Dongcheng quickly waved his hand.
"No, you keep squinting your eyes, you look like a blind man." Jiang Cheng explained, "It looks like the artist didn't draw you eyes on purpose."
"Actually... I can open my eyes and say," Dongcheng said weakly, "This is completely the painter's pot..."
"Enough, that kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Jiang Cheng interrupted Dongcheng with a wave of his hand, "let's start quickly, the game I just bought yesterday was just opened today and didn't have time to play."
Kubei clapped his hands, and then ran over to a servant with a large tray. There are several small dishes in the tray.
Kubei picked up a small plate from the tray and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng raising his hand.
"I see!" Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and chuckled, "Since I took out this kind of thing, I already understand what the rules of the game are! As expected of the ancient Liuyu family, they used such rules. "
"Hey? Boss, do you already know the rules of the game?" Zongwu wondered.
"It seems that you are not a mediocre person. You know the rules when you see the small saucer," Jiubingwei chuckled, "But this saves me from explaining it to you."
"Hey, do you really understand?" Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng with suspicion on his face.
"Don't underestimate me, it's just this level," Jiang Cheng sneered disdainfully, then looked at Jiubingwei, and said, "Throw that little saucer over here."
Jiubingwei raised the corner of his mouth, and then threw the small saucer in his hand at Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng instantly raised his umbrella, closed his eyes and fired a shot. The small plate shattered.
Kubei: "???"
After doing all this, Jiang Cheng pretended to blow at the smoking umbrella, and then explained to himself: "Do you understand? This is the most classic red and white machine. The shooting frisbee game with me. I'm very good at it."
"So it is, so it is this kind of rule." Zongwu nodded, then took out the bazooka, "Then, I'll come too!"
"I want to play Aru too!" Kagura also raised his umbrella.
"No way, it turns out to be such a rule, then there is only..." Fourteen breathed out a cigarette, and then took out a bazooka from behind.
"It's impossible no matter what you think!" Yin Shi kicked Jiang Cheng and cursed.
"Young Master, do we really need to waste time with this group of people?" Dongcheng whispered next to Jiubingwei's ear.
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"It turns out that it is such a rule." Jiang Cheng nodded and looked at Jiubingwei, "It's a very good test of shooting skills, it's really a good game."
"Are you just thinking about the game?!" Yinshi scolded, "It's a foul to use that kind of weapon! Replace me with a wooden knife, bastard!"
"No, this is our profound meaning!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "You have to learn to keep up with the times. That kind of sword or something, it has bullets fast? A sniper bullet could kill you. Flashy stuff is useless."
"Although there is so much truth to it, in this situation, don't use such a dangerous weapon." Xinba murmured, "Today is a sword competition, this kind of thing. How do you think it's a foul? And... Jiang Chengsang, you may have forgotten that in the daily setting, bullets can't kill people..."
Jiang Cheng was stunned, then muttered to himself: "There is such a setting..."
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"Then, see you later." With that, Kubei turned around and started to leave.
The remaining Four Heavenly Kings of Liuyu, no, it should be said that the Three Kings of Liuyu plus a human-shaped obscene object full of mosaics, looked at Jiang Cheng and others with a proud look.
"It's better to admit defeat as soon as possible," Dongcheng said, "If we, the Four Heavenly Kings of Yagyu, are serious, they are not on the same level as you guys."
"No, it's four perverts." Jiang Cheng took out his ears with a look of disapproval.
"It's just that he has a good mouth," Dongcheng hummed, "I will take care of you all for the young master."
"And me, Beida Luqi." Four eyes said.
"Add me, Nanhu Cui." The humanoid mosaic said.
"With me, Nishino??" ** said abnormally.
"Hehehe..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and stood up, "I see~IndoMTL.com~ I feel a little familiar, those names...that's how...hehehe..."
"Hey, Yin Sang, I always feel that something is wrong with Jiang Cheng Sang..." Xin Ba Hao said in a low voice, "Just like the big boss who is about to be blackened..."
"Hey, you guys..." Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Yin Shi and the others, squinting and smiling, "You can kill these people~ It doesn't matter if you kill them~ No, my It means it doesn't matter what the plate is, just kill it~"
"It's blackened! It's really blackened!" Shinpachi shouted.
"It's best not to leave the ashes for them," Jiang Cheng continued.
"That's it, I see." Sogo nodded, then raised his head with a kind smile on his face, "I haven't played such an interesting game for a long time. If you kill someone, you just need to pass it on to the boss. ."
"Well, if you want to kill all of them, just leave it to me." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "It's best to kill none of these four people. Especially that **** pervert."
"Hey, something's wrong, those two people," Nishino said in a low voice, "that's obviously the eyes of a murderer!"
"It's just a bluff," Beidalu said disdainfully, "how could anyone dare to commit murder at Liu Sheng's house."
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