Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 215: :The guy who makes the person he likes cry is a bastard!

"Now is not the time to talk nonsense..." Yin Shi covered his stomach and looked at Jiang Cheng with pain on his face, "I'm almost reaching my limit... hurry up..."

"Me too... I feel like I'm near the anus..." Kondo said.

"I have already solved part of it..." Dongcheng said.

Everyone: "..."

"That... can you hurry up? I can't wait." Mr. Min Muqi took off the small plate tied to his forehead, "Give me the paper... This is what you want! Actually, it's all nine. That guy in Beibei insisted on me being a general, but he had no choice but to agree. To be honest, I don't care about who the kid gets married, whatever! It doesn't matter if it's a marriage or a divorce all day long! Give me the paper I'm fine... ah, no, my stomach hurts again..."

"Don't! Master Minmuqi! That's about the happiness of the young master!" Dongcheng shouted, "Just hold on a little longer! Ah, no, my stomach starts to hurt again..."

"Seeing you like this, I sympathize with you~" After saying that, Jiang Cheng divided the roll paper in his hand and handed it to the four of them. By the way, he also gave the small plate in the hands of Mr. Minmuqi. Take it back.

At the time of Gintoki, Kondo himself, Mr. Toshiki, rushed to the toilet with a piece of paper as if he had obtained some rare treasure.

As for the remaining Dongcheng, which is still underground, he declined.

"No, I'm done with it..."

Everyone: "..."

"Jiang Chengsang is still very reliable at critical times." Xin Baha patted his chest and said, "I knew Jiang Chengsang would not fall off the chain at such a critical time."

But just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao heard Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu whispering.

"Boss, what did you add to the paper just now?" Zongwu asked, "I just added tickle powder."

"I just added a little mustard and chili oil." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "I guarantee that after they use up, they will never forget that feeling in their lifetime."

"I... as expected, I'm still too young..." Shin Baha said expressionlessly.

"Don't say that, I just exchanged this," Jiang Cheng curled his lips, then raised the small plate he had just exchanged from Mr. Minmuqi and threw it to Xinbajia. " Hurry up."

"Jiang Chengsang..." Shinba murmured while looking at the small plate of the other general in his hand.

"Come on, I hate dawdling people the most," Jiang Cheng picked out his ears, his face full of impatience, "Hurry up and solve your troubles, or you will be troubled by that stinky brat all day long. , who can stand this kind of thing."

"Thank you..." Shinhachi murmured while biting his lower lip, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and rushed to the backyard of Yanyu's house without looking back.

And Jiubingwei also reacted at this time, and hurriedly wanted to stop it, but Jiang Cheng did not give her this opportunity, and directly blocked Jiubingwei's way with an umbrella.

"Whoever loses, just stay here and watch." Jiang Cheng said.

"Damn!" Kubei scolded.

Seemingly seeing what Jiubingwei was thinking, Jiang Cheng casually continued, "Whether it's a man or a woman, that kind of thing doesn't matter. But... if you don't even understand the other person's mood. If you do, you are really not qualified to be with each other."

"It may be her childhood promise or her guilt. I have no interest at all in what happened to you. But...if you can't read the other person's expression, I don't have the right to say it. Such words that bring happiness to others."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng glanced at Jiubingwei, "You... the distance from a real man is not just a physical distance, you are too far away..."

"Why..." Jiu Bingwei looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise, and his tone began to slowly become excited, "Why do you know? A Miao feels guilty about this kind of thing... Why do you know! "

"That kind of thing can be seen by a man, okay?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, "It's a shame that you can say something that transcends the genders of men and women, you're going to die of laughter. Give it to me. Remember it, little girl... No, you probably don't like people calling you girl, then, boy. Remember it for me, the guy who makes the person you like cry, whether it's a man or a woman, is a bastard! "

Jiubingwei listened to Jiang Cheng's words, his eyes gradually widened...

"However, I can't say that completely. Sometimes it's normal to cry, such as Chu..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was overturned by the furious Shishiyi.

"The second half of the sentence is completely unnecessary!" Shi Shi scolded, "What the **** are you trying to say!"

"No, this is also necessary, right?" Jiang Cheng retorted as he got up, and then spat in disdain, "Well, I have said everything that should be said and should not be said, although I am not a samurai, But... even I know that protecting what should be protected is not just a samurai, but something everyone should learn. You should also think about it, what exactly is the thing you want to protect? That one The crying face is still... the smiling face from the heart."

"Enough is enough, I had a lot of fun playing today. I'm going back." After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head directly, "Ah, yes, remember to tell that guy, if it happens again in the future If the teacher is absent for no reason, he will pay me back a lot of the tuition fee!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked directly towards the gate.

"It's really a brave man," Shi Shi breathed out a breath of cigarette, "until the end, he refused to admit that he came here for that woman."

"The boss must have his own ideas, too." Zongwu said.

What Shishi didn't know was that Jiang Cheng's expression was very bad now.

[Not good! Seems like it's going a little too far! 】Jiang Cheng felt uneasy in his heart, 【Even the dojo was demolished! Will you pay me for it? It looks like it would cost a lot of money to rebuild, right? How to do? ! What should I do if the other party goes to Yoshihara to ask me to lose money? If Yueyue knew...]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng shuddered inexplicably, 【No! Never let Yueyue know! What happened today can't be said even if it is brought to the grave! come on! Jiang Cheng! Be sure to keep it a secret! ]

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Jiubingwei was thoughtful. Jiubingwei kept looking at Jiang Cheng until Jiang Cheng walked out of the gate of Liu Yu's house.

"Xiao Jiu!" A Miao's voice came.

At this time, Jiu Bingwei noticed that Xin Ba Hao brought A Miao here.

"Big sister!" Kagura shouted in surprise, then waved his hand.

"Ah Miao..." Jiubingwei's nose was sour, and huge tears fell from his face.

"Xiao Jiu..." A Miao came to Jiubingwei, "What's wrong..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiu Bingwei directly hugged A Miao, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry... A Miao, I lost, I'm sorry..."

The tears never stopped.

"No..." A Miao gently patted the back of Jiubingwei, "I haven't lost yet... Let's cry to your heart's content today..."

…

"It seems that we have nothing to do with us anymore." Ginshi murmured as he looked at A Miao and Jiubingwei who were hugging and weeping bitterly.

"Ah, indeed, it's over." Mr. Min Muqi, who was dressed, smiled.

"Although this matter is over, do you feel that something is wrong?" Kondo held his hands and turned his head to look at Mr. Gintoki and Toshiki, "Did you feel a strange feeling in your butt? It's a little itchy, even a bit spicy."

"You're getting angry, right?" Yin Shi crooked the corner of his mouth, but then Yin Shi also felt something wrong with his butt, "I seem to be getting angry too."

"Ah, in fact, me too..." Mr. Minmuqi echoed, "I thought I was the only one like this..."

"Why is it getting more and more itchy and hot..." Kondo said in pain with a twisted face.

"Ah... Indeed..." Gintoki said with a distorted expression.

"Actually I am..."

Suddenly, Gintoki saw the glance and smirk from Sogo who was not far away, and Gintoki immediately thought of a certain possibility. And Kondo also thought of a possibility.

"That bastard!!!" Gintoki and Kondo cursed at the same time.

…

After the incident, everyone also learned that when Jiubingwei was young, due to an accident, Jiubingwei lost his left eye, and A Miao was also present. A Miao has been in deep guilt since then...

…

A few days later, Yoshihara.

"Yo Xi, let's go." Jiang Cheng held an umbrella and was wearing a formal suit.

"Wait a minute," Yueyong also wore a formal suit, "Did you bring the gift money?"

"Ah!" Jiang Cheng then reacted, "I forgot!"

"You..." Yue Yong didn't even know what to say~IndoMTL.com~ Well, forget it, I'll take it. "

"As expected of Yueyue, I remember this kind of thing clearly." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something, squinted Doudou's eyes and said, "Why? Will you go out with me? I didn't invite you at all, okay! I'm the only one who was invited, okay?"

"If you can promise not to mess around in that formal setting..."

"I promise!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and vowed.

"Your guarantee has no credibility at all." Yueyong took a cigarette and let out a light puff of cigarette, then glanced at Jiang Cheng and walked out first, "Hurry up, Yoshihara still has a lot of work to do. Hurry up and get back to the engagement ceremony."

"I think you just feel that you have little role in the scene, so you want to take a shot." Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain.

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng welcomed two kunai on his forehead.

"Enough is enough for me!" Jiang Cheng pulled off the Kuwu from his head and scolded, "Are you trying to use my blood for the new couple?!"

"Isn't that very good." Yue Yong said without looking back.

"What did you say?!"

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