Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 235: :The most important point in networking is to respect women!

After half a minute passed, the men made up their minds, and then the men glanced at each other and nodded at the same time.

[Let's get started! ]

Immediately afterwards, the boys began to move the chopsticks in front of them, but at this moment, A Miao spoke...

"Actually, considering that today is a friendship, I made a special effort at home to make a few egg roasts~" A Miao said with a smile, and then picked up a few bento boxes from behind and put them on all the men present. in front of.

Seeing A Miao's spring-like smile and the dark and ominous egg burning in front of her, the men fell silent...

[Hey, what do you mean? ! 】 Yin Shi looked at A Miao, who was still smiling, sitting across from her with cold sweat.

[It must be our plan that has been discovered! Silver Sang! 】Shinhaha looked at Ginshi, 【My sister's expression is like saying "If you don't choose me, eat all the fried eggs and die!" This kind of thing! What are we going to do, Yin-sang! ]

[I don't know! 】 Yin Shi roared in his heart, then looked at A Miao opposite, couldn't help swallowing, "Is this woman's determination to win so strong? ! ]

"Ala, what's the matter? Do you think the eggs I made are not satisfying? (If you don't make a choice quickly, I'll die!)" A Miao covered her mouth with a smile on her face.

[Sorry! 】 Yin Shi's face is full of cold sweat, 【Who... Who is going to tell me what to do! ]

At this critical moment, Jiang Cheng spoke up again.

"That..." Jiang Cheng muttered to himself, holding his chin, "Actually, I'm not very skilled at using chopsticks. Can I ask the waiter to replace it with a spoon?"

Then Jiang Cheng stood up, opened the door on the side, stretched out his head and shouted towards the corridor: "Hey, Miss waiter, please change me a set of western tableware, please."

[This guy wants to sneak away! 】 Yinshi finally understood, 【It's like in a classroom where the air conditioner broke down in the summer, this guy wants to use the toilet as an excuse to sneak to the next classroom to use the air conditioner! ]

"Actually, I am too..." Yin Shi scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly, "Actually, I have been using Western-style tableware since I was a child, and I am not used to using chopsticks at all."

Said, Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng, "Jiang Cheng, please help me get a tableware too."

[Do you want to sneak away too? ! 】Jiang Cheng stared at Yin Shi with an unbelievable face, 【You give me enough time! Do you know how low the probability of two people who are not used to chopsticks appearing in a friendship? ! It's even less likely than a twin who happens to be all shemales, bastard! ]

[No way! 】 Yin Shi stared with big eyes, 【Is there any other way not to sneak away in this situation? ! That woman can kill! ]

"The tableware you want has arrived." The waiter said standing at the door with a smile, and then placed the tray in her hand at the door. It happened that there were two servings of tableware in the tray.

[Great! It's two! 】 Yin Shi secretly rejoiced in his heart.

"That," At this time, A Miao looked at the waiter at the door with a smile, "I don't remember we ever called this kind of thing, do you think so? Jiang Chengsang, Yinsang~"

Looking at A Miao's dangerous smile, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's mood at this time can only be described as a beeping dog.

Jiang Cheng: That's...that's the head teacher who refused my request to go to the toilet on the grounds that there are five minutes left after class! Hello! Really bad! What to do!

Gintoki: No way! Only the fish will die and the net will be broken!

Jiang Cheng: The fish died and the net broke? What's the meaning?

Before Jiang Cheng could understand, Yin Shi, who was beside him, kicked Jiang Cheng's arm directly, and then said, "Well, teacher, Jiang Chengjun's arm seems to be broken suddenly, I will send him to the health room. "

[You bastard! 】Jiang Cheng looked at Yinshi angrily, 【Is that what you mean when you say the fish died and the net broke? ! ]

"No, the get out of class will be over in five minutes." A Miao smiled again and said, "Be patient until then. (Hurry up and make a choice for my mother, bastards! Otherwise, you will only have five lives to live. minutes!)"

[Hey! ! Totally ineffective! 】Jiang Chengya stared at Yinshi with a cracked tooth, 【You said that the fish will die and the net will be broken, which has no effect at all! Our network is too small! In contrast, she is a megalodon! ! ]

But at this critical juncture, Mao Mao, who was on the side, looked at the egg burning in front of him, and was so curious that he picked up a piece and put it in his mouth... And all this was until Mao Mao swallowed the egg. Only found in the stomach...

Looking at Momo, who rolled his eyes and fell on the table, Gintoki and Shinhachi were already petrified at this time. When the wind blows, it turns into stone powder and dissipates in place.

"Little General!!!" Gintoki and Shin Baha shouted at the same time.

"I'm..." Mao Mao was lying on the table and murmured: "I...is it...is...to cooperate..."

After speaking, Mao Mao completely lost consciousness.

"Could it be that..." Xin Baji was moved to tears, "Could it be that Jiang... teenager did this for us?!"

Yin Shi showed an unbearable look on his face, and then nodded, "Baga! No one asked you to do this! Why do you want to do this for us!"

Saying that, Yin Shi raised his head and raised his hand towards A Miao: "That, teacher, he has food poisoning! If he doesn't go to the hospital now, he will die! Please! Let's take him to the hospital. !”

"Don't worry," A Miao said with a smile again, "He's just taking a nap."

[This woman doesn't give me a chance at all! ! 】 Yin Shi, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji thought to themselves at the same time.

…

Everyone took their seats again, but one and a half of the men had already been killed. One is Mao Mao, who has already fallen on the table and rolled his eyes, and his whole body has lost his brilliance, and the other half is Jiang Cheng, whose hand has been broken.

"Then let's continue," A Miao continued with a smile, "the friendship has just begun, do you think so?"

The men bowed their heads, and no one made a sound.

But then, everyone unanimously pointed the chopsticks at A Miao. At this time, A Miao's expression finally softened.

But unlike other men, Jiang Cheng had two kunai on his head at some point.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Jiang Cheng looked blankly at Yueyong opposite Yueyong and several kunai radiating cold light on the table in front of Yueyong, "Are you coming too?!" /

"Hmph," Yueyong snorted disdainfully, pretending to be calm, "I'm not interested in participating in such a competition. It's just that you're unhappy."

"You give me a little more time!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "What does it mean to simply look at me unhappy? I only feel unhappy when I see you!"

But just after speaking, Yueyong threw two kunai at Jiang Cheng again.

"What the **** do you mean! Do you want me to point the chopsticks at you?!" Jiang Cheng scolded again after pulling out the kunai from his head, and then angrily turned the chopsticks towards Yueyong again. .

But this time, Yueyong still threw two kunai at Jiang Cheng.

"You have it all!" Jiang Cheng scolded with white eyes, "It doesn't mean that you use Kuwu to stab me, but if you point to you, you still stab me with Kuwu, what are you going to do?! It means that you don't want to let me Do I use chopsticks?! I use chopsticks to make you feel bad!"

"So didn't you say it?" Yue Yong breathed out a cigarette, "It's just that I'm not happy with you."

"You..." Jiang Cheng's face burst into several blue veins, and the veins were still stirring, "Just give me enough..."

Before she could finish speaking, Yueyong threw a few kunai again.

Jiang Cheng...wasting on the street...

The score between men and women is 0 to 2!

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"Hey, that's too bad, Yinsang." Shin Baha said in a low voice, "We have already lost two people in action just after the friendship started."

"Basang," Yinshi turned his head and looked at Xin Baha with a cold sweat on his face and whispered, "It's not the beginning... This friendship is over..."

"It's over? What do you mean? Don't say this, I don't understand..." Xin Baji was puzzled, but before he finished speaking, Xin Baji saw that Yin Shi rolled his eyes and fell on the table. superior.

At this time, Shin Baha discovered that Gintoki had a kunai on his forehead.

Immediately afterwards, Xin Ba Hao heard several consecutive [thumping, thumping] sounds. Shinpachi looked over, and saw that all the men present, including Elizabeth, were all like Gintoki, with Kuwu on their forehead and rolled their eyes and fell on the table.

"Exactly... what's going on?" Shinpachi murmured. But then, Shin Baha felt that something was wrong on his forehead.

"This is..." Shin Baha pulled the Kunai from his forehead...

The new eight chirps... hit the street.

The male-female score~IndoMTL.com~ is N, the winner of this friendship is... a woman! !

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"It's really bad," Yueyong said disdainfully, looking at the men rushing across the street, "to measure women in that way. This result is really cheap for you."

"That's right," A Miao said with a smile, "they are really dirty men. Thanks to Miss Yueyong, they should have a better memory now."

"Although I don't agree with the two of you," Little Ape said, holding his hands, "I don't care if Yinsang can change his opinion of me a little bit because of this."

Kubingei looked at the men on the other side who didn't know whether they were alive or dead, with a shocked expression on his face, and murmured, "This...is this the so-called friendship? It's a dangerous [war]...if you don't pay attention. A war that will shatter one's bones..."

"That's right," A Miao replied with a smile, "but this time it's our girl's victory."

"A girl..." Jiubingwei murmured, and then chuckled, "That's right, it's our girl's victory..."

Afterwards, disregarding this group of men who were already alive and dead, the girls ate and drank on their own to end such an unpleasant association.

Friendship chapter, finished!

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