Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 299: :There are also things that you can’t understand even if you meet them.

"Okita-kun is the opponent of fate. One day, I learned that you are a pen pal with a cute girl, so I planned to win love with the sword!" Yinshi explained seriously, holding his hands in his hands, "Put the new eight chirps. I smashed the first letter of her and sent her photo, and after seeing that the relationship between Xin Ba Haw and Xiao Li was getting better and better, she was jealous that the date you met would definitely steal Xiao Li's purity!"

Saying that, Gintoki stood up directly, pointed his index finger to Shinbaha, and continued, "But! At this time, [Stool] appeared!"

"No need to poop! Just say my name in a normal way!" Shinbaha retorted, "I get it anyway, but isn't this very contrived? Does it really matter?"

But at this moment, Zongwu's voice suddenly came through the walkie-talkie in Jiang Cheng's hand: "Reality is sometimes more contrived than fiction."

"Okita-san..." Xin Baha murmured in disbelief as he looked at the walkie-talkie in Jiang Cheng's hand.

"Well, it's easy to understand, isn't it?" Zongwu's voice sounded from the walkie-talkie again, "I'm too lazy to remember complicated things."

"Is this really okay? Okita-san, I want you to do this kind of thing for me..." Shinbaha said a little embarrassedly.

"After all, I owe a lot of favors to the two bosses," Sogo replied, "and Kondo-san also added a new rule to the law. Rule 46: You must hate the Master House, but only for Shinpachi. Haw must be treated gently, and those who violate it will be cut to the stomach."

"It's disgusting! He really aimed at the brother-in-law's position!"

"Actually, there is one more thing that I'm more concerned about," Sogo went on to say, "It seems that Xiao Li's sister also came to Edo. Now that sister is lost, Xiao Li is worried about it."

"Sister? Is that the one mentioned in the letter?" Shinpachi murmured.

"What should I do? Now is not the time to soak her." Zongwu replied.

"Sister? Wouldn't it be easier to convince that kind of person if he wasn't there?" Yin Shi disapproved and scratched his ear with his pinky finger, "This is a great opportunity, contact the police and deal with it casually, and then continue the date."

"Boss, I am the policeman." Zongwu reminded.

"Isn't the best time to pick up girls when a woman is uneasy and have a drunk graduation ceremony? This is the golden rule," Gintoki replied casually, and then looked at Xin Baha, "Is that so? ? New Bajaw."

"Well, I really can't hold back," Jiang Cheng said with some pain, and at the same time threw the walkie-talkie in his hand to Yinshi, "I'm sorry, when I clear the contents of my stomach, I will definitely I'll join you! Goodbye! Come on, New Baha!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng directly covered his stomach and walked away.

"Really, I really sneaked away for him," Yin Shi spat disdainfully, "Well, it's nothing without him, anyway, he's useless in front of this kind of carnivorous woman, Xinba Haw. , are you ready?"

Ginshi had just finished speaking when a submissive female voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Well, I'm sorry, Xin... Baji, did you just say Xin Baji?"

Hearing the sound, Xin Ba Hao slowly turned his head mechanically with an ugly face. Looking at the girl with glasses and dodging eyes in front of her, Xin Ba Ha's face began to sweat...

…

In an alley.

"Right... I'm sorry!" Xin Bajia knelt on the ground and lowered her head at Xiao Li's sister, "Sister Sister! I'm really sorry!"

This is what Jiang Cheng saw when he came out of the toilet.

"Ah..." Xiao Li's sister covered her mouth and said in surprise, "So you are me... My sister's pen pal, Shimura Shinpachi..."

"I don't mean anything!" Xin Baha raised his head and defended in a hurry: "I didn't want to hide it! I never thought about anything nasty! I just think your sister is so dazzling! Your sister It's so shiny! My eyes are burnt! I think it would be great if I could get a pen pal like this! When I think about it, I do something on top of the photo!"

Saying that, Shin Baha lowered his head again, "It's really bad, I'm really bad! I'm sorry! I will never approach your sister again!"

Looking at Xin Ba Ha, whose eyes were almost overflowing with tears, Xiao Li's sister clenched her fists, as if she had made up her mind, and said, "I can understand, and I can also understand your feelings." /

"Sister..." Shin Baha raised his head and muttered.

"It's actually me who's bad," my sister murmured while biting her lower lip, "I should be the one who has to apologize. It's all because of my fault that everyone..."

"Hey, what's the situation now?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with a blank expression.

"How do I know!" Yin Shi whispered back, then took a step forward, hit Xiao Li's sister haha ​​and persuaded, "Well, although I don't know what the specific situation is, please ask Don't talk so deeply all at once. You two haven't made a big mistake anyway,"

Saying that, Yin Shi pulled Jiang Cheng aside, "If something unexpected happens, please remember that this person is the culprit, and it has nothing to do with me! If you want to resent him, resent him! "

"Hey! Don't put all the blame on others! If it's a responsibility, you should have it too!" Jiang Chengbai shouted, then sighed softly, looking at Xin Ba Haw and Xiao Li The elder sister, "Although it's true that Xin Baha said panic, but it's just two little devils who secretly made a pen pal, it doesn't matter."

"Hmm, it doesn't matter! Pen pals don't matter at all!" Gintoki nodded while holding his hands.

"It's you! Isn't it the two of you who sent that photo?!" Shin Baha retorted.

"It's very noisy! Shut up! You despicable bastard!" Yin Shi retorted without thinking, holding his hands and frowning, "We just made one or two suggestions when our little brother was troubled! As a big brother, As a senior in life!"

"Yes, yes! It's just a few suggestions! There's no fault of anything!" Jiang Cheng said with a light snort, holding his face away.

"You two just panic!!"

"Right? Big sister, can you understand?" Gintoki looked at Xiao Li's sister who was beside her, "Although she has been locked out, she broke her shackles and came here because she was worried about her sister? It's not a very touching thing, isn't it? Xinbahaw."

"No... it's not like that," my sister's hand tightly grasped the clothes on her chest, raised her head and said weakly, "I'm not that great, I... I..."

"No no no no!" Yin Shi hurriedly called to stop, "Don't enter that mode casually! Stop it! It makes us feel like we have done something very bad, please, stop it!"

Saying that, Yin Shi directly raised his head and patted Jiang Cheng's back heavily, and whispered, "It's your turn to play! Aren't you the best at dealing with women? Please!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and pointed at himself doubtfully, "Don't say such vague things, and you don't even know what's going on right now."

"Please, Jiang Cheng-sang!" Xin Baha pleaded, "Anyway, please rest assured my sister!"

"Even if you say so..." Jiang Cheng murmured, but after seeing Xin Ba Ha's serious expression, he could only sigh, "Well, forget it, let's say it in advance, this is yours. Let me do it, if something unexpected happens, I will absolutely not be responsible for it!"

Shin Baha nodded heavily.

"It's really troublesome." Jiang Cheng scratched his head impatiently, then took a step forward, came to Xiao Li's sister, and directly forced her against the wall.

"Then...that..." Xiao Li's sister put her hands on her chest and was about to say something, but before she could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng approached and whispered in the ear of Xiao Li's sister.

"Hey, forget everything about my sister. Now, how about doing something more interesting with me?"

"There is... interesting thing..." Xiao Li's sister blushed.

"Ah, it's a very interesting thing," Jiang Cheng continued, while the other hand quietly made an "OK" gesture towards Xin Baji and Yin Shi.

Seeing this, Yin Shi breathed a sigh of relief and patted Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him, "Yo Xi, that's all right now! You don't have to worry about my sister's affairs at all!"

Shin Baha nodded expressionlessly with a dark face.

But at this moment, a beautiful girl with a smoking gun and a shopping bag happened to pass by, and happened to see this scene like a bad student group bullying an honest school girl who just got out of class~IndoMTL.com~ Now, Involuntarily, he took out a few kunai from his arms and threw them out.

Yin Shi, Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Ha, who were shot at the target, rushed to the street one after another, but because of this, Xiao Li's sister escaped from Jiang Cheng's clutches.

"Hey, are you alright?" Yueyong stepped forward and glanced at the three men who were lying on the ground who were twitching, and then turned to Xiaoli's sister.

"Ah, it's alright, thank you." My sister replied quickly, and then trotted to Xin Ba Hao and said with concern, "Are you alright? Xin Ba Hao-kun?"

"What are you doing?! Yueyue!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on the back of his head as he got up, and shouted with white eyes, "Why do you have to show up at such a critical moment! The boss has just lost his blood. Okay?! Why do you have to make trouble at such a time! Thanks to you, all your efforts are in vain!"

"Shut up, you scum." Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng and said coldly.

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense to me! Who's the scumbag?! I'm just helping Xin Baji-kun!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Yeah! Don't think that everyone's head is as hard as that idiot! You idiot!" Yin Shi shouted with white eyes after getting up.

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