Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 303: :Problems related to professional should be done by professional people!

"Be modest, old man," Jiang Cheng shrugged and complained, "You weren't like this when you were young, right? Why are you like this now?"

"Hurry up and remember!" Kagura cheered, "That pure history Aru! Go back to the history when you were young and full of youth! Only in that way, your wife will be able to attract and attract you again. Change your mind!"

"That's right." Granny Denshi also nodded.

"How to... how to do it?" Uncle Beichuan wondered.

"Don't worry! Although we don't know what the love life of this old man and the old woman is like, but if it's the love of those lush years, I know all about it, Aru!" Kagura patted with confidence Chest, "Don't underestimate me who is chasing bubble love dramas every day!"

"No, your experience is useless at all," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then looked at Uncle Beichuan again, and said with a smile, "Remember? It was your first date. When I confessed for the first time! Now you, what you need to get back is that feeling! The feeling that you blush when you hold your hand a little! The feeling that you will feel dizzy if you look at each other a little. Feel!"

"Hey hey hey?!!" Uncle Beichuan waved his hand quickly, "No, no, no, I've long forgotten it. I've already forgotten about the first date." /

"That's why men are not at all careful," Granny Denshi breathed out a cigarette. "If it was a woman, she would definitely remember it very clearly."

"Don't worry," Jiang Cheng chuckled and then took out his phone from his arms and shook it, "I can invite you a genuine and innocent man to teach you."

So, ten minutes later, Yamazaki, who was assigned a special mission by Sogo, appeared in the Dengshi store.

"Your task today is to make this old man feel young again, that is to say, the feeling of virginity!" Jiang Cheng patted Yamazaki's shoulder, who was stunned and had not yet reacted.

"Hey? Wait...hey?!" Yamazaki, who obviously hadn't figured out the situation, held his head in a frenzy, "Wait! Didn't Captain Okita say it was an urgent mission?! Why is it so unclear? Unclear task?! Boss, tell me what's going on now!"

"Ah, didn't I explain it to you just now?" Jiang Cheng wondered, and then pointed to Uncle Beichuan again, "That means you want to turn him back into a virginity today!"

"I don't understand at all! Is it human modification?!" Yamazaki was a little mad, "Speaking of the police have a lot of work, don't embarrass me, boss."

"Ah, don't worry about this, I've agreed with your boss," Jiang Cheng took out his phone, "Look, that uncle agreed."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's mobile phone, "Virginity or something, just talk to Kondo and the others." Use whatever you want! It doesn't matter if you accidentally kill it! Uncle, I'm fighting in the wine room, so I won't talk more! 】 This kind of message, Yamazaki's head is full of black lines.

"No way! Why is it so understated!" Yamazaki said frantically, "Is my life so worthless?! What the **** is that uncle thinking in his head!!"

"It's alright, this time it's an expatriate assignment, and there's absolutely no danger, just train this old man to be a virgin!" Jiang Cheng comforted.

"Boss, can I choose to refuse?" Yamazaki asked weakly.

"That uncle said that it doesn't matter if he is killed." Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.

Yamazaki: "..."

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"That's what it is, that's why I need a pure-hearted young man like me..." After hearing what happened to Uncle Beichuan, Yamazaki nodded, but the next moment... "Damn it! Why do you have to let me Come?!"

"Because you are a virgin." Jiang Cheng and Kagura answered without hesitation at the same time.

After hearing this, two blue veins suddenly appeared on Yamazaki's face: "Don't take it for granted! By the way, isn't Shinbaha-kun also a virgin?! Why do you have to come to me?!"

"It's true that the new Ba Haw may be more suitable than you, but today due to special reasons, the new Ba Haw cannot be allowed to participate." Jiang Cheng explained, holding his hands, "So, I can only leave it to you! Cherry! Saki-kun!"

"Hey, don't give people that kind of names!!" Yamazaki yelled, blushing.

"Cherry River will be handed over to you! Cherry Saki!" Kagura also patted Yamazaki on the shoulder.

"My name is Yamazaki! Can you not give people that nickname! It will be bad for readers to see it!" Yamazaki shouted inexorably,

"So at times like this, it's better to use your strengths! Let the readers see how serious you are!" Jiang Cheng cheered, "Come on! Cherry! Become a popular character! Don't you want to ride on the head of your nicotine vice chief?!"

"Ah...this...this..." Yamazaki was obviously overwhelmed, and his eyes began to evade, "Is it really okay for someone like me who has no sense of existence? Can popularity really skyrocket?"

"Ah, absolutely possible!" Jiang Cheng looked into Yamazaki's eyes seriously, "As long as you work hard, I believe you can definitely do it! Don't give up! Cherry Zaki-kun! And we will also be there to assist. yours!"

"Then...then I'll try..." Yamazaki said embarrassedly, rubbing the back of his head.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng secretly gave a thumbs up to Kagura on the side [Fucking done! ]

"Old man, this person is your teacher today! You must do your best! You must do your best for your wife!" Jiang Cheng looked at the old man Beichuan beside him and gave a thumbs up.

…

In front of a convenience store.

Jiang Cheng folded his chest with one hand and held his chin with the other as a reflection: "What is virginity? What is the daily manifestation of virginity? After thinking about it for a long time, finally..."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng Meng opened his eyes and pointed to the convenience store: "That is an adult magazine! When it comes to virginity, an adult magazine is indispensable!"

"That makes sense, Aru!" Kagura nodded with his hands in his arms, "When it comes to virginity, the first thing that comes to mind is adult magazines!"

"No! Why do you think of such a thing!" Yamazaki said frantically, "What is the structure of your brain?!"

Ignoring Yamazaki, who was jumping on the spot, Jiang Cheng looked at Uncle Beichuan, "Old man! Come on! Remembering the feeling of being a virgin, buy your favorite adult magazine! Go!"

"So! Come on! Grandpa!" Kagura also cheered.

"No need! Why do you have to do this kind of indifferent training!" Yamazaki frantically complained.

"I'm going..." Looking at Jiang Cheng and Kagura's encouraging eyes, Uncle Beichuan slowly walked towards the convenience store with a cane.

"Hey!! I really went!!" Yamazaki felt bad.

On the other side, Uncle Beichuan slowly walked into the convenience store, walked directly to the bookshelf, glanced at the adult magazines lined up on the bookshelf, and picked up a book with the words [Charming の mature/female] written on it. The magazine with the cover of Mosaic walked unhurriedly to the checkout counter, and lined up behind the crowd.

"Cherry Qi-kun, have you noticed any problems?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yamazaki with a solemn expression, "That old man's problem is really serious."

"Indeed, it doesn't look like a virgin at all." Yamazaki nodded and analyzed, "A virgin would never buy adult magazines in that way!"

"As expected of a real virgin, you can see the problem at a glance," Jiang Cheng nodded in approval, "Then, when he comes out, please demonstrate the correct way! Please!"

"Huh?!" Yamazaki couldn't help but took a step back and was about to refuse, but looking at Jiang Cheng's trusting eyes, he could only swallow the words of refusal again, scratching his head and saying, "No... no I can only come here, after all, as a police officer, people should also pay attention to their daily life..."

"Be more confident, Cherry Saki-kun," Jiang Cheng smiled, "In this field, you are the worthy [male number one] in this work."

"Male...Male No. 1?!!" Yamazaki pointed to himself and said in disbelief, his tongue knotted, "Really?! Is my character really that prominent?!"

"Of course!" Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, and silently added the second half of the sentence in his heart: [Although it is the realm of virginity...]

"Yo Xi! This time I can only be a little more motivated!" Yamazaki said with clenched fists.

At this time, Uncle Beichuan took the adult magazine to settle the bill and walked out slowly.

Without waiting for Uncle Beichuan to approach~IndoMTL.com~ Yamazaki rushed forward and stood in front of Uncle Beichuan, with a dark face and a serious criticism: "No! There is nothing right in what you did just now! Totally different from virginity! You are not buying virginity at all!"

"Hey? Really?" Uncle Beichuan said in surprise.

"Of course! What you do has nothing to do with virginity!" Yamazaki said with a serious face, "First of all! Why do you have to queue in front of a young girl's cashier?! No! As virgins, we The friend of the virginity is the uncle at the cash register on the side!"

"Second! When taking out an adult magazine, cover the cover with a normal book!"

"Third! Be sure to stuff it into your clothes after you buy it! Try to sneak it out! It's all basic!"

After listening to Yamazaki's words, Uncle Beichuan murmured in disbelief: "Is there still so many demands?! Virginity is really not easy..."

"By the way, if it were me, I would put it in the basket and pretend it was taken by mistake and accidentally put it in." Yamazaki shook his index finger and said earnestly, " There are so many places you have to remodel! Cherry Chuan!"

"I see! Master! I will work hard!" Uncle Beichuan bowed.

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