Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 314: :【That】is 【that】!

One day at noon.

Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng's room.

Yin Shi stood outside the door, scratching his messy hair irritably, then kicked Jiang Cheng's door and walked in.

Behind Yinshi, Xiaoyu is also following.

"Hey, you **** like shit." Yin Shi shouted at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the ground wearing headphones, clenching the gamepad in his hand and staring intently at the computer screen.

However, the latter, there is no response at all, probably because the sound insulation effect of the headphones is too good.

"Hey! Shit-like bastard!" Gintoki took two steps forward and shouted again.

However, Jiang Cheng still did not respond.

"Hey! Shit-like **** [beep-] [beep-] [beep-]!" Yin Shi took two steps forward again, standing behind Jiang Cheng with blue veins and shouting loudly .

"It's so noisy! You bastard! And why is it harder to scold once than once?!" Jiang Cheng stood up instantly, and an elbow smashed Yin Shi into the air.

"Can you hear this from the beginning?!" Yin Shi got up, rubbed his stomach and cursed.

"Ah, I can hear and hear." Jiang Cheng took off his earphones and replied impatiently, "Kagura doesn't come often recently, is it yours? What's the matter? I came to ask for pocket money. Money?! Is it?!"

"Thank you, Uncle Sir." Yin Sang took two steps forward in a rude manner and stretched out his hands.

"Shine." Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly.

"Isn't there no Gaalu? Why don't you give it because there is no Gaalu?! Uncle bastard!" Ginto groaned loudly.

"Yes! As long as you kneel and call out to your uncle, I will give you any pocket money, bastard!"

Look, the two are about to pinch again, Xiaoyu on the side hurriedly stepped forward and persuaded: "Lord Jiang Cheng, Lord Yinshi, please don't be so irritable. Why are you talking about it? Quarrel?"

"Because it's uncomfortable to see him!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi tugged at each other's collars, turning their heads and roaring at the same time.

"Exactly why?" Xiaoyu asked again.

"Is there any need to ask? His whole existence makes me very uncomfortable!" Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng roared at the same time again.

“Why learn from me?”×2

"Ha?! Why don't you die?!"×2

The two pinched each other again, but this time they just pulled up each other's collars, and Xiaoyu couldn't help but laugh.

"It's really interesting, two adults." Xiaoyu continued, "Sometimes they are so similar, but they hate each other so much. What is the specific reason? It should be there?"

"Ah, yes," Jiang Cheng broke away from Yinshi's hands, and at the same time withdrew his own hands, and replied nonchalantly, "This guy's head, limbs, and the rest of the body, I have all Nasty. Always thinking [how good this guy would be if he were dead]"

"What you said is the same as before!" Yin Shi shouted with white eyes, "I hate it the most, your head, upper body and lower body! Always thinking [When will this guy disappear from this world? ]”

"It doesn't matter what you say, bastard!"

"When did Lord Jiang Cheng and Lord Yinshi meet?"

Yinshi Jiangcheng: "I don't know twenty years ago."

Just after finishing speaking, the two looked at each other and spoke at the same time again.

Jiang Chengyin: "I don't know twenty years ago."

"Hey, can you not change your answer easily?! Are you so follow the trend?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "Your natural volume can be maintained for so many years, and one answer cannot be maintained for two. seconds?!"

"You're talking about yourself, right?! Do you like copying answers?! You don't have your own ideas like a primary school student, right?!"

"Data record, the reason why Jiang Cheng-sama and Yinshi-sama hate each other is that they have become tired of each other's bodies in the long years of twenty years..."

"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly stopped, "By the way, where did you learn Xiaoyu's bad words?!"

"This idiot's body doesn't even have a chance to [beep-] the woman he [beeps] a second time." Yin Shi sneered.

"Hey, that's enough, can this meme go away? I never remember that I was such a [beep-] man in the past!" Jiang Chengbai shouted, "Don't think the author didn't You can write nonsense here! Sue you for defamation, bastard!"

"I didn't write it? Why didn't I write it in your heart?!" Yin Shi was not to be outdone, "It's not because your past is like [beep-] and you know [beep-] all day long, Twenty-four hours a day [beep——], I didn’t write it because I was afraid of being harmed!”

"Nothing at all, bastard!"

"Because I didn't write it, it became something that never happened?!" Yinshi retorted, "It's like you didn't get constipated today, so you can say that you didn't eat yesterday?!"

"It's a completely different thing, bastard!"

The two sides are getting more and more intense, and they are already gearing up to fight.

"Well, Gintoki-sama, can you describe it more accurately? What do you mean by [beep-], [beep-] and [beep-]? Because all of them are handled as silenced, My system can't analyze it."

"Hey, do you want this work to be cut in half?" Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly, "Didn't you say that just now? All the things just now were made up by him. ."

"It's true!"

……

"I'm a little tired from the noise, and my throat is a little uncomfortable." Jiang Cheng opened the refrigerator and took out two cans of Coke, one of which was thrown to Yinshi next to him.

Afterwards, the two of them opened the pull ring in unison, raised their heads and drank, and even swallowed the same number of times, and after drinking the same time, they played the same interval.

Xiaoyu, who was watching this spectacle, was amazed.

"Tell me, what the **** are you doing here? I'm very busy too," Jiang Cheng sat down at the table, and asked angrily, "If you're arguing with me, I'm already very tired today. , please next time."

"No, I'm not in the mood to quarrel with an idiot like you," Yin Shi picked his nostrils and glanced at Xiaoyu beside him, "It's Xiaoyu's business."

"Xiaoyu? What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

“Mother-in-law Dengshi said she gave me 72 hours to take a break from time to time, no, there are 68 hours and 38 minutes left, no, 37 minutes of vacation time.” Xiaoyu replied, “It’s just working for people. It's the job of the maid."

"This kid is amazing. He sat on the stairs of my house for two and a half hours." Yinshi interjected.

"So I want to know, what should I do when I'm on vacation? Lord Jiang Cheng, Lord Yinshi. Has Granny Denshi abandoned me?"

"The old woman probably just wants you to relax and have your own time once in a while," Gintoki replied, "Well, although it should be harder for robots."

“What does [Relax] mean?” Xiaoyu asked again.

"In short...it's that..." Yin Shi thought about it, "it means rest."

"Then what should I do if I have a [rest]?"

"It's getting more and more troublesome for you to explain. Grandma Dengshi just wants you to do what you want to do." Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "Rather than running around with this kind of waste wood. , wouldn't it be good to do what you like?"

"What do you like?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid, there must be something, that is, when you do something, you feel more at ease, and when you do something, you have more smiles on your face. Or, who do you want to be with? , being around someone makes you feel good.”

"She's a robot, so why not." Yin Shi waved his hand in disapproval.

"Ha~ it's really going to cause trouble for people," Jiang Cheng said, standing up, "although a little reluctant, but leave it to me."

"Has Xiaoyu troubled Lord Jiang Cheng?" Xiaoyu raised her head and asked.

"No, that's not what I meant, that," Jiang Cheng scratched his hair, "that's it, nothing else."

"[That]? What does [that] mean? Can you explain it more specifically? Xiaoyu can't understand such a general term."

"Anyway, it doesn't have any special meaning. Human beings are like this. Don't they often post some words that have no practical meaning?" Humans sometimes sigh and sigh, although they think it may be expressing dissatisfaction, but it is only a momentary emotional expression, after that moment, the word has no practical meaning anymore.”

"In other words, did I have a moment to make Lord Jiang Cheng feel distressed?"

"Silver time, you explain."

"Hey?! Why did you dump the pot on me?" Yin Shi shouted, "How to answer such a troublesome question!"

"Master Yinshi, is Xiaoyu in trouble?"

"Ah, no, it's that, that, that, that," Yinshi replied quickly.

"It's [that] again? Is it the same as Mr. Jiang Cheng's answer just now, or is it that Mr. Yinshi's [that] and Mr. Jiang Cheng's [that] are not the same [that~IndoMTL.com~] or two people The [that] mentioned is actually a [that]? Xiaoyu can't understand it."

"It's so annoying!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

Xiaoyu instantly closed her mouth and fell silent.

"That, Xiaoyu, in fact, that doesn't have any special meaning, it's just a pretext someone is looking for when he doesn't know what to answer," Jiang Cheng said with some embarrassment. If you don't have what you want to do, you can go out and walk more. Are you not a robot? You can make a comparison between several things you do, for example, remove the stick of silver time, and you are eager to complete the percentage. Hundred, [beep] when I removed the silver, I desperately want to complete the degree, 200%. In this way, I can find something that is more willing. Also, if it is really these two things, I suggest you do it together."

"Hey! Why use my stick and [beep-] as an example! Why don't you use yours?!"

"Xiaoyu has zero curiosity about Gintoki-sama's stick and [beep-]. There is zero curiosity about Jiang Cheng's stick and [beep-]."