Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 315: :No “people” do not lose! /In a sense rice **** and sushi…

"Although I'm a little disappointed that the index is the same as this idiot, but that's it." Jiang Cheng nodded, "If you really don't know what you want to do, then it's better to do something that you usually need to do. You can see by comparison, which one are you more... uh, interested in? No, robots should not have this word... uh, it's just like the situation just now, you can choose something with a higher willingness index."

"Xiaoyu understands."

"Actually, no matter how much we talk about some things, there is no way we can help you," Jiang Cheng leaned back, resting his hands on the floor behind him, looked up at the ceiling, and sighed slightly. : "There is not a single person in this world who is not confused, but it doesn't matter, confusion is a human being and a creature with its own mind."

"Confused?" Xiaoyu wondered.

"Ah, it's just confusion, there is no one person in this world who can walk straight forward without being confused at all. The same is true for you." Jiang Cheng lowered his head slightly, looked at Xiaoyu and smiled, "There is no need for this situation. I'm worried, it's not just you, everyone in this world is like you."

"Xiaoyu is not a human, but a robot. Can robots be confused?" Xiaoyu tilted her head for some reason.

"I don't know if other machines will do it, but aren't you feeling lost now?" Jiang Cheng chuckled, "Someone once taught me, [Being lost is not impossible, you just need to be what you are. Those who look forward to it are good], today I send this sentence to you."

"Although you are a robot. But some things are actually the same as us. Laugh when you want to laugh. When you want to cry, you don't have to cry out loudly. If you want to see someone, go to see them. , do what you want to do. Robots? It doesn't matter, or there will be a layer of shackles, but human beings are far more free than you think."

"Xiaoyu..." As soon as Xiaoyu spoke, Jiang Cheng interrupted her again.

"You want to call yourself a robot again? No, it's not like that. In my opinion, you are already a normal human being." Jiang Cheng snorted, "Whether it's laughing or crying, When I was still confused, I was no different from a human being.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up, went to the window, leaned against the window, and looked at the guests and girls coming and going on Yoshihara Street.

As for Yin Shi, he was lying on the floor with his hands on Erlang's legs, staring at the ceiling, wondering what he was thinking.

Just like this, after being silent for a long time, Xiaoyu stood up and bowed to Jiang Cheng and Yinshi: "I am very grateful to Jiang Cheng and Yinshi today, Xiaoyu will retire first."

"Ah, let's go." Jiang Cheng turned his head and smiled.

After Xiaoyu responded, she turned around and left slowly.

……

"Hey, Jiang Cheng, what are your interests?" Suddenly, Yin Shi asked coldly.

"Of course it's a girl of water spirit..." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, but fortunately he reacted in time, and quickly covered his mouth, and said with lingering fear: "It's dangerous!"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi, who was still lying on the floor beside him, and shouted with white eyes, "Hey, bastard..."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's reaction, Yin Shi couldn't help laughing, and then sat up, but still didn't stop laughing.

"Bastard! Laughing wool!" Jiang Cheng scolded with white eyes.

"No, no, I just think that the idiot is still the same idiot as always." Yin Shi's laughter stopped, then stood up in place, put his pockets in, turned and walked to the door, "But sometimes I think it's not bad. , at least seeing your idiot appearance, there will be an illusion that nothing has changed, just like it used to be."

"Aren't you the same? You idiot." Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly.

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned to look out the window again, and Yin Shi also walked out of Jiang Cheng's door.

The corners of their mouths raised slightly at the same time...

……

At night, Dengshi small shop.

Jingle bells.

"Welcome."

As soon as she finished speaking, Granny Dengshi saw Jiang Cheng who had pushed open the door and walked in, took a puff of cigarette, and said, "What a rare visitor."

"Where's Xiaoyu?"

Jiang Cheng smiled and came to the counter and sat down.

"I don't know. After I gave her a vacation, she never came back." Granny Dengshi replied nonchalantly, and at the same time turned around and picked up a bottle of liquor from the cabinet.

"That's it." Jiang Cheng replied nonchalantly, picked up a glass from the counter, and caught the wine poured by Granny Dengshi.

"Women who don't care in the end have already gone home at night, and men don't care at all." Granny Dengshi teased.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng took a sip of his wine and chuckled, "If you are too nervous about women, it will often backfire."

"You really understand women." Granny Denshi scolded with a smile.

"No, not far."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng finished his glass of wine, took out a thick envelope from his arms, and placed it on the counter. Then he stood up, left a sentence [thank you for your hospitality], turned around and left gracefully.

"Will you wait any longer?" Granny Denshi said without looking up, counting the money in the envelope.

"No, that kid doesn't need us anymore."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved, opened the door of the Dengshi store and walked out.

But as soon as he walked to the door, Jiang Cheng met Xiaoyu who was dirty but smiling.

"Sir Jiang Cheng," Xiaoyu bowed, "are you leaving?"

"Ah, yes."

……

On the way back to Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng recalled the scene he saw today: In the park at dusk, Xiaoyu played with a group of children instead of the broken whack-a-mole machine.

"There's really nothing that can be done."

Looking at the sky, Jiang Cheng murmured softly.

(End of this article.)

……

One night, in a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.

"Oh, it's been a long time to get to where we are today," Hasegawa dressed in a blue employee uniform with a blue hairband on his forehead, rubbing the back of his head with a smile. Since then, I have been living a chores life without even holding a kitchen knife. Every day I peek at the boss's way of making sushi, and then practice making rice by myself, and finally let me take charge of this branch."

Speaking, Hasegawa puffed out his chest, "This time I will definitely do my best."

"Yo, Manager Hasegawa!" Ah Miao, who was sitting in the seat, shouted very timely.

"Don't shout like that, I'll be shy." Hasegawa fluttered instantly.

"Sure enough, men still have to have a job." Granny Dengshi, who was sitting on the side of the seat, said, "In this way, the wife who ran away from home may also come back, and you are really very happy. Work hard."

Speaking, Granny Dengshi looked at Yueyong and said, "You think so too? Yueyue."

"Yes." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng in the seat next to her with contempt.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng snorted and said with some disdain: "Humans who have forgotten even freedom, cut! Such humans are no different from captive apes in zoos!"

"Shut up, Jiang Cheng-sang, have you forgotten how you tortured Hasegawa-sang last time? I've been in a coma for a long time in the hospital." Xin Ba Hao on the side complained expressionlessly. .

"Today, I want everyone who has been supporting me to taste the sushi I made for the first time. Today is my treat. Eat as much as you like!" Hasegawa explained.

Hearing the sound, Kagura took the lead in cheering: "Yeah! I haven't eaten sushi for a long time, Aru! What should I eat~"

Only Yinshi looked at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, and at Kagura, who was sitting beside him with an expectant face, and then looked at Hasegawa with some uncertainty and said, "Are you sure?"

"Ah! It's all free!" Hasegawa said, patting his chest.

……

"Ah, turn it around, it looks like a delicious cucumber roll." A Miao looked at the plate that had been slowly turned around and smiled at Kagura, "Kagura-chan, let's eat together. ~”

"Hmm~"

"Oh, the next plate is also cucumber rolls. Hasegawa-sang is really good at kneading cucumber rolls." Shinbaha praised, then picked up a plate, "Then I'll eat this plate."

"Yeah again," Ginto sighed as he watched another plate of cucumber rolls turn in front of him, "Well, forget it, it should be good to use cucumber rolls at the beginning to get my stomach used to it..."

But just after I finished speaking, Yin Shi noticed that the entire conveyor belt of ~IndoMTL.com~ was actually full of cucumber rolls!

"When we are Sha Wujing?!" Yin Shi scolded with blue veins and white eyes while standing on the counter and kicked Hasegawa.

At the same time, Kagura also got up and jumped up, shouting and stepping directly on Hasegawa's body, while Shinbaha stood up and threw a punch.

Hasegawa, who was beaten and vomited blood, flew out and fell to the ground, dying.

However, Yin Shi didn't feel sorry at all. He stepped on the counter, pointed at the endless cucumber rolls on the conveyor belt, and shouted with blue veins: "The cucumber rolls are all lined up in Gandhara! What kind of stingy? Hurry up and take out all the tuna and sea urchin sushi! You bastard! Why do you think we are taking our precious time to meet someone like you?!”

(Gandhara: An ancient country located in eastern Afghanistan and northwestern Pakistan. It was known as a Buddhist holy place from the 1st to the 5th century. By the way, the elders of the author's family are very devout Buddhists. The author himself does not believe anything.)

"Enough is enough. I'm not very interested in coming to such a place to eat something that is indistinguishable from rice balls." Having said that, Jiang Cheng stood up directly.

"You're talking about two things, right?" Granny Dengshi complained.

"No, it doesn't make any difference to me." Jiang Cheng replied indifferently with his hands spread out, "Anyway, it's basically just rice mixed with other ingredients, right? And even if there is high-end tuna sushi, I can't eat it at all, I hate raw meat the most, and the level I hate is 100! By the way, level 10 is the highest level!"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head and pointed to Hasegawa: "Finally, the most important point, this kind of thing is not sanitary at all, right? This guy doesn't look like the kind of person who washes his hands after going to the toilet. Oh, if you eat sushi made by this kind of person, you will definitely get some strange disease!"