Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 347: :MerryChristmas！
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Yoshihara.
"My readers in front of the screen, I'm so sorry today!" ×n
"Wait, Brother Jiang Cheng, why do you have to apologize as soon as you come up today?" Qingtai raised her head and asked in doubt.
"That, because something like the [broadcasting accident] happened." Jiang Cheng raised his head and folded his hands, explaining slowly.
"Broadcast incident? What kind of broadcast incident?"
"To use a simple analogy, it's like Naruto suddenly can't feel chakara, Wukong suddenly can't feel breath, ramen lacks char siew, milk tea lacks pearls..."
"Wait!" Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Qingta hurriedly interrupted, "Although I don't understand the first two very well, I feel a little serious, but isn't the latter metaphor a bit too perfunctory? It doesn't matter at all!"
"No, ramen lacking char siew and milk tea lacking pearls are in a sense more serious than the other two." Jiang Cheng had a serious look on his face.
"I don't understand it at all!" Chingta shouted, "Then what are we going to do with today's broadcast? It's already started!"
"No way, let's use some general episodes or something to fool today," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, "Just use [Jiang Cheng's ten classic lines], [Jiang Cheng's top ten classic lines] The top ten handsome battle scenes] or something to fool it."
"There's that kind of thing there!" Qingta shouted, but then she suddenly thought of something, stretched out an index finger and suggested with some excitement, "Then why don't you have a [Qingtai-jun's handsome moment] why? like?"
"Have it!" Jiang Cheng suddenly knocked with his hand, and then took out a diary from nowhere, and opened a page, "Today, use your unfinished diary to recharge it. Basically, you don't have to worry about today's broadcast."
"Wait a minute!" Harita snatched her diary and shouted with a blushing face, "Why are you still using this method this time?! Last time, I was severely criticized by my mother. It's been a while!"
"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't," Jiang Cheng shrugged indifferently, "I've read it several times anyway, and I've written down the general content. The "Maybe This Fake Gintama" special chapter: Harita's disgusting diary has been released! Start! December 11th, sunny. Today..."
"Shut up!" Qing Tai rushed forward and covered Jiang Cheng's mouth, blushing and shouting, "Please! Can you stop playing this kind of tricks? ?!"
"But ah, today's broadcast has to say something, right?" Jiang Cheng pulled away Qingta's little hand, sighed and complained.
"Then I don't have to make my diary public! Children also have privacy!"
"It's long-winded, even if you don't read it out, everyone can basically guess it." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said impatiently, "It was written in the diary of the kid who entered the puberty period. Basically, it's all kind of disgusting content."
"No! It's friendship, hard work, and victory! It's a teenager's dream!"
"Speaking of Xiaoli and Xiaofang, which one do you prefer?" Jiang Cheng asked suddenly.
"Of course..." Qingta blurted out without the slightest hesitation, but then she reacted and covered her mouth, "Foul! It's a foul to ask such a question suddenly!"
"Look, it's all exposed after a little test," Jiang Cheng pointed at Qingta, and said with a teasing face, "It's more reasonable to say that it's exposure, it's more reasonable to say that you blew yourself up. All the disgusting thoughts are exposed!"
"That doesn't count at all!"
"Then let's read your midterm test composition," said Jiang Cheng, who picked up a notebook from the side and opened it and began to read directly, "Title: I want to be like a flower, Qingta."
"No no no no no! This level is too much! Hell! It's hell!" Qingta rushed forward with a blushing face, and was about to grab the notebook in Jiang Cheng's hand.
However, Jiang Cheng didn't care at all, he stretched out his hand at will and held down Harita's head to block her in place. Looking at Qingtai again, no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't get close to Jiang Cheng.
"Ahem, I'm starting," Jiang Cheng glanced at the smiling Sun Wheel and the expressionless Yueyong who had been producing second-hand smoke from the beginning, then nodded and cleared his throat. After his voice, he officially began to recite, "Flowers are beautiful, flowers are beautiful. I also want my own flower to bloom, one day..."
"The flip appeared! I accidentally used it! Everyone will do the same, right? Right? Right?!"
"Blooming in the sun, that's a flower." Jiang Cheng continued calmly, "But I don't want to use my beauty to compete with other flowers, (Qingta: Enough is enough!) Because I don't have to compete for the first place, (Haruta: bad bad bad) I am me, the only one."
After Jiang Cheng finished reading, he closed the notebook, and then covered his mouth secretly and laughed.
"I wrote it down, I wrote it out when I didn't pay attention, after all, I'm a primary school student." Qingta scratched the back of her head ashamedly and explained, tears were already rolling in her eyes, "Mom, Sister Yueyong, you guys Can you understand? Absolutely?"
"Understandable, understandable." Sun Wheel said with a smile.
"As long as my mother can understand it, the readers in front of the screen can also understand it. Absolutely!" Qingta forcibly comforted herself, but then she inadvertently caught the moment when Yueyong turned her face away and snickered.
"Sister Yueyong, did you just laugh secretly?" Qingtai said expressionlessly.
"No, no." Yueyong turned her face and replied expressionlessly.
"Obviously there is! I just turned my face away and covered my mouth and smiled!" Tai Qing shouted with tears of grievance, "Does even Sister Yueyong find it funny?!"
"No, I didn't laugh, just got sand in my eyes just now." Yueyong defended, "It has nothing to do with your elementary school students' composition at all. It's definitely not because it's funny that you don't snicker!"
"Sister Yueyong!!!"
"Then, next is the composition at the end of the first semester." Jiang Cheng packed up his mood and stopped laughing, then opened the notebook again, ""I Long for a Friend," Qingta. I long for a A true friend, he is always..."
"Enough! Yazhudie!" Qingtai snatched the notebook in Jiang Cheng's hand with a blushing face, and held it in her arms with all her strength, "Don't read it! Stop reading this kind of thing! Please!"
Seeing Qingtai's embarrassed expression, Jiang Cheng pouted and muttered disdainfully: "It's nothing, it's just some composition. Before we read it, didn't your teacher read it? I forced myself to stop laughing and read what a little devil like you wrote."
"No, no, no! It's totally different from the teacher and you!"
"Qingta, do you know?" Jiang Cheng looked at Qingtai with a serious face, "All adults are children's teachers! So, just show the readers in front of the screen with this kind of mood. There is no need for shame or anything!"
But Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, but the next moment he couldn't help but turn his face away and snickered again.
"Hey! It's not like what you said at all! I've been laughing all the time!" Qing Tai scolded angrily, "If you want to read it, why don't you read Jiang Cheng's composition when he was a child!"
"How could there be such a thing?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and sneered, "Do you think I would leave such a shameful thing like you?"
"Hey! Asshole ponytail!"
"Qingta, this is something that can't be helped. If you persist for a while, the broadcast will be over. If you read a little more, it will be over." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, a little impatient. Say.
"Before the end, I'll be the first character to be finished because I'm ashamed and angry!" Harita exclaimed loudly, "and today's title isn't MerryChristmas?! What do you think about today's content? The title has nothing to do with it!"
"Isn't this normal? It's better to say that the title has nothing to do with the content at all. This is the characteristic of our work." Jiang Cheng replied, "If the title is consistent with the content, our work will be Is there any need to continue? No?"
"At least point out the theme, bastard!" Haru Taibai shouted, panting and panting, "Because it's Christmas! At least add a little bit of Christmas content!"
"Qing Tai-kun, although our world is Christmas, it's not on the reader's side," Jiang Cheng retorted casually, "If there is no sense of substitution, readers will disdain to read it."
Jiang Cheng just finished speaking when suddenly a riotous footstep sounded from outside Jiang Cheng's door from far to near, and the floor of the entire room shook because of the footsteps.
"Is there an earthquake?!" Jiang Cheng said with a look of horror.
"Lord Jiang Cheng!" A group of Baihua members opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room and rushed in, rushing towards Jiang Cheng.
“MerryChristmas!”×N
"Look, let's see, the title is also specified here." Jiang Cheng, surrounded by a group of Miss Baihua, raised his hand and waved at Qingta, "If that's the case, then it's fine. ?"
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was torn apart by a group of Miss Baihua.
"Lord Jiang Cheng, do you want anything for Christmas? I've been preparing for a long time~ It's fragrant~"
"Shut up! How could Lord Jiang Cheng spend Christmas with a woman like you! It should be with me!"
"You're dreaming! Ugly! You should be with me! I've already booked a restaurant and a love hotel!"
"What are you delusional about! There's no need for a love hotel!"
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Looking at the different looks of Miss Baihua~IndoMTL.com~ and looking at Jiang Cheng, who was about to be torn to pieces, Qingta lowered her head and turned her head towards the door. direction.
At the same time, Yueyong pushed the sun wheel out of Jiang Cheng's door, completely ignoring Jiang Cheng who was screaming...
"Mom, Sister Yueyong, MerryChristmas!" Qingta stood outside Jiang Cheng's door, looking at Yueyong and the sun wheel with a big smile.
"So is Harita, MerryChristmas!"
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