Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 389: :Don’t underestimate the way an artist survives!
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"...Moreover, the songs given by the producer..." After speaking, Atong turned his face away a little embarrassedly, blushed slightly and pouted and continued, "It's all the kind of songs that are […] [Beep——], more than half of the lyrics are dropped by [beep——], I also want to sing that kind of inspirational and youthful song that doesn’t need to play [beep——], it’s really annoying~”
【You are so troubled! Say it's you! It's you! In reality, it's you who sings that kind of thing! Why put the blame on others? 】Jiang Cheng thought a little frantically, 【Is it too late to make such complaints in such a place? Is it too late to restore your innocent image? ! ]
"It's really distressing~" Atong said pretending to be distressed, and then put out a forefinger and gently put it on his mouth, "Would you like to go to the producer to discuss it? Listen to the seniors, make It seems that people can only stay in a private office on the top floor, and if they step out of the door, they will vomit blood and die~”
【What kind of ghost setting is this! I mean, can I just stay here? Will you die once you go out? ! If it's set like this, how can I even strike up a conversation! The plot can't go on! 】Jiang Cheng's whole person is not well, but then suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of something again, hooked the corner of his mouth, and thought to himself: [No! This is it! It is so so it is! Now I totally get it! As long as she steps into my room, it's a success! I've basically figured out where the plot is going! bring it on! Send out all your usual complaints! ]
"But..." After saying that, Atong became a little lost again, "The medical expenses of my thirty-eight brothers who are in bed may not be enough... If the sudden change of style leads to a decline in popularity If so, my thirty-eight younger brothers may be..."
【So why do you have to set thirty-eight younger brothers? ! 】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart, 【Your mother is too capable of giving birth, right? It's impossible no matter what you think! It's impossible to have one a year! ]
"My..." Atong suddenly lay on the dressing table and sobbed, "...The brothers of the thirty-eight twins...the elder sister is really distressed..."
【Three... Thirty-eight twins? ! 】Jiang Cheng's whole body was stunned by Lei, 【The sextuplets next door are incredible, why are you having thirty-eight twins in your family? ! This is already a miracle! Speaking of delivery, didn't the doctor fall asleep just like counting sheep because he counted the children? ! ]
Boom! There was a knock on the door of Atong's room, and at the same time, the voice of artist A came in.
"Atong sauce, about the announcement of next week's tricky variety show, let me inform you and give you some experience by the way."
"Ah, please come in." Atong Jiang quickly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, sorted out her expression, put on a kind smile again and looked in the direction of the door.
Artist A walked in with a few pieces of A4 paper, pulled out a chair, and sat down.
"What's wrong? The corners of my eyes are a little red, are you alright?" Female artist A looked at Atong and asked suspiciously.
"It's alright, maybe it's just a lack of sleep." Atong quickly replied with a smile.
"It's the same no matter where you are. The newcomers are just different from us old people. It's really hard work~" Artist A said with a sigh.
"Alright... alright," Atong smiled awkwardly, "Speaking of what senior said just now about the tricky variety show next week..."
"Oh, here," said, artist A handed a few pieces of A4 paper in his hand to Atong, "You have been in the company for a while, and the above considers to increase your popularity, so I give you Tricky variety shows are arranged."
"That, say it's a trick..." Atongjiang took the A4 paper handed over by artist A, "You won't do something strange, will you?"
"It doesn't matter," Artist A waved his hand and said indifferently, "It's actually just some boring stuff when you say it's a trick, you just need to pretend to be surprised and let the audience see you. It's enough to be shocked. The contrast, the audience likes the feeling of contrast, even if you are not frightened, you have to pretend to be [Ah, scared me to death!] This kind of feeling. Understand?"
"I see." Atong nodded.
"Well, because it's the first time for Atong Jiang to participate in a trick show, so I'll ask a few questions here." Artist A nodded, and then asked kindly, "Is a beer bottle okay?"
"Beer bottle?" Atong puzzled.
"It's that, that," Artist A waved his hand and replied, "it's the kind of scene where you get beaten up by a beer bottle in the whole show."
"Oh, you're talking about the kind that often appears in the show on TV, and the show I'm on also has that kind of plot." Atongjiang then reacted and said with a smile: " However, in the show, they are all the kind of bottles with very rough workmanship that break when touched and do not hurt, I think there should be no problem."
"How many real beer bottles can it hold?" Artist A had a serious look on his face.
"Huh?" The expression on Atong's face froze for a moment.
【What kind of prank show is this! If it's a real beer bottle, I can't hold one! 】Jiang Cheng thought frantically, 【Speaking of which, does anyone really watch this kind of show? ! No, can it really be broadcast? ! Really won't be banned every minute? ! ]
Seeing Atongjiang's embarrassing expression, artist A sighed lightly and said, "It really doesn't work...isn't there any problem with the explosives?"
"Dynamite?" Atong wondered,
" It's like in the prank show, from the top of the head "Bang! "The kind of explosion." Artist A explained.
"It seems that the explosives in the prank show are only loud, and basically have no power, right? Then there is no problem." Atong replied with a smile.
"How many sticks of explosives can be resisted at most? Is it okay to have about 100 sticks?" Artist A asked again.
"Huh?" Atong Jiang's expression froze again.
【No way! Not even one! People will die! 】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart.
Seeing Atongjiang's embarrassed expression, the female artist asked again, "Why don't you talk? Can't you?"
"It doesn't seem to work, it looks like it will die." Atong Jiang showed an embarrassed and polite smile.
"Hey? Will it kill people?" Female artist A asked suspiciously.
【There is no need to ask this kind of question! Obviously dying! How can there be a show that uses real dynamite to prank people! 】 Jiang Cheng complained silently in his heart.
"Probably...Yes..." Atong answered hesitantly.
"Is that so?" Artist A wondered, "How do you know if you don't try?"
Atong is silent...
【This kind of thing does not need to try to know! 】Jiang Cheng thought frantically, 【Can you get to the point quickly? Aren't you my reinforcements? Wasn't it the reinforcements who sent her to the room? ! ]
Seeing Atong's embarrassed expression again, Artist A thought of something, sighed again, and said, "I know, I know, if dynamite doesn't work, what about gasoline? How much can I drink?"
"Well...about three liters..." Atongjiang replied subconsciously, but then she reacted and quickly changed her words: "Gasoline? No way! Absolutely not! Not even a single sip!"
"Stingy~" Artist A frowned and complained.
However, Atong Jiang lowered her head again and fell silent.
【Is this a petty question? ! 】Jiang Cheng has the urge to smash the wall, 【Is there really such a messy prank show? ! Real beer bottles, real dynamite, and then people drink gasoline? Do not make jokes! It's not a whole person show, is it? It should be [The Whole Dead Show], right? Are you holding a show with the purpose of killing people? ! ]
"Atong sauce, I said you, you should understand after becoming an artist, right?" Artist A sighed, and there was a bit of hatred in his words.
"What?" Atong wondered.
“For an artist, the most important thing is popularity,” Artist A continued earnestly, “and being on variety shows is a good way to increase popularity. As long as the ratings are high, your popularity will increase. It can go up like a rocket."
"Huh?"
"If you can't achieve this level by drinking gasoline and spraying flames, the audience will not be satisfied. You entered the industry late, and this is basically the situation now." Artist A has a serious look on his face.
"This...this is really an incredible situation..." The corners of Atongjiang's mouth twitched a few times involuntarily.
"But then again, dynamite doesn't work, gasoline doesn't work, so what's the point? Is it okay to walk through Jianshan barefoot? Is it okay to drink 100 percent of boiled water?" Artist A continued.
"It's a little difficult..." Atongjiang twitched the corners of his mouth, revealing a slightly awkward smile.
"Then get up and play tricks." Artist A nodded and suggested.
"I always feel that the style of painting has suddenly become ordinary." Atongjiang complained silently.
"When you fall asleep, the camera suddenly comes in, then you wake up and get shocked." Artist A explained~IndoMTL.com~ But...I'm still a girl anyway, so it's really okay ? "
"Occasionally, I have to give some benefits to those fans who like me," Artist A replied disapprovingly, "The corners of the appropriate pajamas are kicked open, revealing thighs or something."
"But..." Atong blushed, bowed his head and said hesitantly, "I still feel shy..."
"So you have to pretend that you are inadvertently disappearing. You can't be too deliberate. If you are too deliberate, the audience will think that you are a very frivolous woman. In the end, you should portray yourself as a somewhat confused idol. That way." Artist A reminded, "In this way, the ratings will definitely go up! Your popularity will also increase rapidly!"
"Yes...Yes, then...if that's the case..."
"Yeah, not bad." Artist A nodded in approval, then raised an index finger and continued, "Lulu her thighs, and then tied her body with explosives...Bang! Then Atongjiang panicked. Jump up from the bed! Get up and make a big success! Perfect!"