Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 421: :The weekend is the crystallization of human civilization!
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[But... maybe it's because I saw too many relatives and friends who fought side by side die. Suddenly, one day, the white blood cell king stopped going out and became what he is today. If it is still the same as before, perhaps the "tapir" will not grow to the current level. ]
After listening, Yueyong lowered her head and thought.
"Huh?! What did you just say? Did you mean half-assed? Absolutely? You said I'm a half-ass at FPS games!" The white blood cell king was suddenly excited for some reason, and his face instantly burst into blue veins.
"Yes, I said it, I did say it." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, "Wearing such a costume and saying that you like FPS games, you are just a half-ass!"
"Bastard, do you think I like to dress like this?" the white blood cell king said angrily, "I don't have a choice, bastard! Except for this one, I can only wear that kind of white tights, let you choose what you will be. Which set?!"
"This kind of reason is as lame as "My mother helped me choose this dress". Are you a middle school student who only passes the buck to others? "Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.
"Bastard! You can say anything about me, but if you dare to question my love for the game, I will never forgive you! Besides, you should be the one who is half-assed! You are still talking about yourself among those women. You **** who loves games!" After speaking, the White Blood King raised his fist without hesitation and slammed it into Jiang Cheng's stomach.
Boom! boom! boom! !
Jiang Cheng, who flew upside down, finally stopped after smashing an unknown number of houses.
"You bastard! Faced with the attitude of seniors, no one will teach you what to be polite?!"
Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, then stood up and pulled out the toothpick around his waist, then rushed towards the White Blood King who had taken the sword from Xiaoyu again.
The battle between the two was extremely fierce. Every time they attacked and defended, countless houses were smashed into ruins by the aftermath of the battle between the two.
Boom! boom! boom!
"The country of white blood cells... It looks like it will be completely destroyed today." Yue Yong twitched and complained with black lines on the corners of his mouth.
【Xiaoyu believes that those two people, whether it is the King of White Blood Cells or Lord Jiang Cheng, must have their own considerations. ]
……
About 20 minutes later, the two of them stood on the ruins of the White Blood Cell Kingdom as if their bodies had been hollowed out.
"That...yueyue," Jiang Cheng said weakly, intermittently, "I'll go to the hotel first. HP and MP feel like they're going to be cleared soon. One month...no, one week is enough."
"Lord Xiaoyu..." The White Blood Cell King also shouted weakly, "Give me at least a week to recover..."
"Look, it's absolutely impossible to leave everything to this kind of person." Yueyong glanced at Xiaoyu beside him, then looked at Jiang Cheng and the King of White Blood Cells, "No, whether it's a hotel or anything else because of The battle that involved you two is gone."
Speaking, Yueyong took two steps forward, grabbed the collars of the two with one hand and walked towards Xiaoyu, "But that's fine, Xiaoyu, lead the way to the place where the "tapir" is. "
【Please come with me. ]
After saying that, Xiaoyu began to lead the way for the three of them. As for Gui, who fell to the ground and was still in a coma, everyone ignored him at the same time.
……
Xiaoyu's core system in the body has now become a "tapir"'s lair, which has been transformed by "tapir" like a demon castle.
In the main castle of Demon King City (Xiaoyu's central system), a man wearing a black tights and a black cloak knelt on one knee in front of a throne that was still spewing out smoke, looking ecstatic report what.
"Your Excellency the "Tapir" Demon King, there is information from the front line that the city of Bifidobacterium and Escherichia coli have been captured successively. "
"Really... In this way, the main resistance forces will all be subjugated to our army, and the system of this world will soon fall into the hands of our "tapir"! A strong man's voice came from the throne shrouded in smoke, "The robots made by super science and technology are nothing more than that. The only person who can stop us is that guy. That guy hasn't stepped out of the hotel recently. one step? "
"Hey! According to the news, after the battle, the White Blood King never stepped out of the hotel in the royal city! Even if all the citizens were captured and replaced by our "tapir", they did not step out. step! "
"That's good, I have also collected new information from the outside world, and the games copied based on this information have also been made, and I will send these games quickly! He stepped out of the hotel! Got it?!"
"But, is that white blood cell king really that terrifying?" The man known as the first general under the name of the "Tapir" Demon King raised his head and wondered, "We will soon occupy the entire system. Ah, do you still need to be wary of him?"
"Stupid!" The man on the throne, shrouded in smoke, said angrily, "What do you know if you haven't seen his power?! At that time, I was still a recruit and followed my senior to the battlefield. I I can see from a distance, that unparalleled power, the power to destroy all viruses! It is not something that we can resist! In the end, it was the man who felt pity and let go of me, who was very weak at the time!"
Speaking, the voice of the man known as the "Tapir" Demon King suddenly trembled, "Is it better to rule the world or something, I don't seem to have thought about ruling the world from the beginning, right? Is it like that? It’s definitely like that, right? It’s just that Xiaoyi said that on my whim? Yes, right? It’s definitely like that, right? Terrible! It’s terrifying to think of that man…”
"But, Lord "Tapir", as long as you completely occupy the system, wouldn't that person be able to be used by you as you please? The first general hurriedly reassured him, "Isn't it enough to change his data a little bit?" "
"Stupid! Do you think I haven't tried it?!" The "Tapir" Demon King scolded, "But it failed! That guy's data can't even be parsed by the system at all! In short, from now on, I will keep going Constantly collecting information from the outside to make new games, your task is to update the hotel games for me in real time! Don't let that man get bored! Let him stay there forever! Do you understand?!"
【Then what's the point of us occupying this world? 】The first general silently complained in his heart.
At this moment, a soldier wearing a black tights and holding a long spear hurriedly ran in from the direction of the door, kneeling on one knee behind the first general.
"Your Excellency!"
"What's so noisy?" The first general stood up and turned to look at the person who came.
"The "tapirs" in the kingdom of white blood cells have all been eliminated! And the entire white blood cell kingdom is in ruins! "The soldier lowered his head and covered his face with cold sweat," said the report, "Because there is no living hole left, I just discovered it!" According to our speculation, there should have been a large-scale battle there half an hour ago, a battle that we cannot understand! "
"What?! How is that possible! There should be all our talents there!" The first general looked in disbelief, "Except for the white blood cell king who is always in the hotel, there is no other white blood cell. Just stay!"
"Because there are no survivors, we have no way of knowing the specific situation," the soldier replied.
"Lord "Tapir", where are you going? "The first general turned his head to look at the tall figure who just got off the throne and was tiptoeing towards the back of the throne and asked.
"Cough cough! It's just that I stood up and moved around after sitting for a while." In an instant, the "Tapir" Demon King stopped and replied without looking back, "I didn't want to run away, absolutely not. I want to run away!"
"I didn't think so, Lord Tapir," the First General continued, "I just thought you might want to go to the toilet or something. "
"Lie! You know in your heart that I'm going to run away! No need to pretend, I analyzed it from your words! Stop laughing! How could I, as the "Tapir" Demon King, want to run away! "
"No, I really don't think so, but since the beginning, the word escape has been said to be the "Tapir" Great Demon King, right? "The first general was speechless.
"Shut up!! In the end, do you still think I'm trying to run away?!" The "Tapir" Demon King roared, "It's just that I've been sitting for a long time and my **** is uncomfortable, stand up and walk around! How could I? Afraid of that person? Stop joking! At most it’s just respect! A little respect! No, it’s better to say admiration, that’s right, admiration! A little admiration plus a little sympathy!”
First General: ...
"Actually, I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I always feel that the work efficiency of our "Tapir" Wang Jun and the morale of the soldiers are not very high. I have been getting information from the outside world~IndoMTL.com~ A few days ago, I suddenly It turns out that human beings have holidays and weekends! I think this form is also very suitable for our "tapir" Wang Jun! So start doing it today! In short, today is my weekend, today and tomorrow are my vacation time. how do you feel? "
"How to..."
"Agree? Then OK, I'll go to rest first. I'll leave the rest to you. Please don't contact me until eight o'clock in the morning on Monday." , the "Tapir" Demon King quickly fled and left.
[The result...is still scared...] The first general twitched the corners of his mouth and thought to himself, then he sighed helplessly, turned his head to look at the soldier who was still kneeling on the ground, and said, "Anyway, let all the It doesn't matter if the army returns to the "Tapir" Great Demon King City and abandons the area that has been suppressed! The whole army will come back here immediately to assemble! And gather those white blood cells that were caught before for me! If that person is really as powerful as the "Tapir" Demon King said, then those are our last chips! "
"Hey! I see!" The soldier answered and quickly got up and walked out without raising his head...
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