Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 428: :Women are really difficult to understand~For slow men
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After a few minutes of killing, the sound of weapons colliding, the sound of kuna piercing into walls and bodies, and screams, the noise in the alley gradually ceased.
The left hand is holding the game on the chest, the right hand is holding the Kunai, the defenseless left body is covered with scars, the legs are slightly trembling, Yueyong is still panting, and the other party falls to the ground in a pool of blood Twenty people in the middle and the last ten people who were still standing holding weapons and keeping a five-meter distance from Yueyong.
"Look! This woman has reached her limit! Get it on me!" the bald-headed man in the lead shouted, and a cold light flashed in his fearless eyes.
Hearing this sentence, Yueyong subconsciously clenched the Kunai in her hand, and at the same time, the game that she was holding in her left hand also subconsciously put a sticker on her chest, making an alert action.
Actually, the bald man is right, Yueyong has indeed reached the limit, and his physical strength seems to have been unable to keep up. Perhaps...if he can also use his left hand...
Thinking of this, Yueyong quickly shook her head and ordered herself to wake up. She took half a step back with her right leg, and bent her legs slightly, her eyes brightened again.
"Are you an idiot?" Jiang Cheng's impatient voice suddenly sounded behind Yueyong, "How could you possibly win with something like that, your body is in tatters."
"You..." Yueyong turned her face away and glanced at Jiang Cheng behind her.
At the same time, the remaining few enemies who were rushing towards this side also stopped instantly due to Jiang Cheng's appearance.
"I'll leave it to you." Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at the remaining few people, and said this softly.
"Hi! Jiang Cheng sama!" ×n
Looking at the two rows of fully armed Baihua members appearing on the roof eaves above his head, the bald man was obviously a little panicked.
"Have you not noticed yet? You stupid woman."
Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and threw the Kuwu from Yueyong's hand and threw it on the ground at will, then put Yueyong's arm on his shoulder and wrapped Yueyong's waist, then turned his back .
"They're not some gangster who want to take revenge for the younger brother who broke his arm because of their loyalty. They are probably dogs sent by some clever shogunate official. You should also pay attention to it. You're going to die, shouldn't your life be wasted in such a place..."
"Bastard! If you know we are from the shogunate, hurry up and hand over that woman! As long as she is resolved, Yoshihara will be back in the hands of the shogunate!" The leading bald man clenched the knife in his hand, hating Looking at Jiang Cheng's back with hatred, he said, "No, it's in the hands of that lord! If you control Yoshihara, then that lord's position in the shogunate will be even more stable!"
"Actually, I have a question from the past," Jiang Cheng said slowly, "Why are the villains on TV or in animations always stupid enough to say their own goals, but now I have a little bit of understanding. , probably because of the stupid head."
"What did you **** say?!"
“There are so many people in the world who don’t match their own strengths and desires,” Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the night sky and said softly, “Since he has made a move, it means that he has already made the consciousness of failure or success. Of course, it is also possible that he did not do it well. Enlightenment, but...I don't sell regret medicine here. Do it..."
……
Ignoring the screams coming from behind, Jiang Cheng helped Yueyong out of the alley and walked step by step towards his residence on the main street of Yoshihara.
"I really don't know what you think," Jiang Cheng spit with some disdain, "It's really unpleasant to be able to do this for a man who is useless at all."
Yue Yong lowered her head and remained silent.
"Ha-" Jiang Cheng sighed, and then continued: "It's said that we are both the same person, so why do we have to be obsessed with him, it really makes me sad, Kitty Sauce. Besides, If I have to say, I am much better than him, and my brain is much smarter than his. At least with his empty head, it may take decades to notice your intentions."
Yue Yong kept her head down and remained silent.
"Zi, he's really an enviable fellow," Jiang Cheng said with a bit of disdain, turning his face away again, but suddenly he thought of something, pinched his chin and thought, "Wait, this is What does it feel like? I envy myself? It's a strange feeling."
"Here." Yueyong raised her left hand and handed the game that was stained with blood but intact to Jiang Cheng, "The game you want."
After Jiang Cheng took over the game, he lowered his head and looked at the game in his hand after being silent for a long time before he raised his head and shook his head gently, and smiled helplessly: "Now, I don't know if I should You should be happy if you're angry. You're an idiot too. But..."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng raised his head to look at the full moon in the sky, and whispered in his mouth: "Maybe idiots are more compatible with idiots."
"Don't worry, he will come back," Jiang Cheng looked ahead, then continued: "Wish or something, because it is a person, if it really exists, it is the same, his wish... No, we There is only one wish from beginning to end."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng stopped, let go of Yueyong, and reached out to hold the devil's tail sticking out from his waist.
"Stop!" Yue Yong's pupils shrank instantly and hurriedly stopped.
"It's too late~ Kitty Sauce~" Jiang Cheng held the unplugged demon tail in his hand and said with a smile, "That man will never come back~"
"You bastard!" Yue Yong scolded through gritted teeth, clenching her fists unconsciously.
"Hahahaha..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing, "I didn't expect to see such an interesting expression in the end, and I suddenly felt a little reluctant."
After all, Jiang Cheng's waist where the devil's tail used to be, slowly spewed out a faint smoke like the night.
"By the way, one last reminder," Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and said with great interest, "Because the two of them are the same person this time, their interests are the same~ Then, bye~"
Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng's head slumped instantly. After a few seconds, Jiang Cheng raised his head again, but his expression had completely changed, it should be said that he returned to the original stupid expression.
"Why am I here?" Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and looked at Yueyong in front of him with a puzzled expression, "Yueyue, are you... involved in some kind of bombing?"
"Welcome back, idiot." Yue Yong said this with a soft look in her eyes, but she couldn't hold on any longer, her legs were weak and she was about to fall to the ground.
The fast-eyed Jiang Cheng caught Yueyong instantly and carried Yueyong on his back.
Looking at Yueyong who was sleeping on his back, Jiang Cheng couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "Really, the daily net will cause trouble to others."
Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something. He reached into his arms and took out the blood-stained game CD. After a long silence, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he looked up at the night sky. He said softly:
"I'm back..."
……
In the early morning, Yueyong woke up from the bed and sat up. Looking at her pajamas, Yueyong frowned. After a long while, the tightly locked brows gradually relaxed.
"Is it... a dream?" Yue Yong muttered to herself.
……
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground and kicked off the quilt, wearing pajamas with a large shape, and drooling and sleeping, Yueyong felt agitated for no reason.
Then he raised his foot and stomped on Jiang Cheng's face, constantly ravaging that face that made him unhappy no matter what.
"Hey, you hateful woman," Jiang Cheng, who felt the strange touch on his face, opened his eyes, and cursed with blue veins in his eyes, "Why does this happen every time! Can't you be more gentle? ?! Asshole! Beforehand, I'm not an M! I don't like getting up like this at all!"
"It's time for work." Yue Yong squeezed the cigarette rod lightly, moved her feet away, turned and walked towards the door.
"Asshole," Jiang Cheng rubbed his face, stood up, and continued in a low voice with disdain, "Don't think that changing into that style of trousers will change my opinion of you, absolutely not!" /
In an instant, Yueyong stopped, turned her head and scolded incoherently with a blushing face: "You...you **** are looking there!"
"No, that, after all, you are standing on my head like that," Jiang Cheng explained confidently, spreading his hands, "if you open your eyes, you will see it."
"You bastard!!" At the same time as she shouted, Yueyong involuntarily took out several kunai from her arms.
"I said it wasn't intentional!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly defended, "and didn't I have vaguely reminded you many times before? "Don't wake me up in that way" One of them is That kind of reminder is included! "
Speaking, Jiang Cheng hugged his hand and snorted lightly and continued, "I was thinking that no matter what, you are a woman, so I reminded you in such a subtle way. But I didn't expect you to be so disrespectful. , opening your eyes every day is like the mood of the panties, it's not bad at all! And several times you only changed it every two days in a row, seeing the dirty panties, my mood, Do you understand?!"
"Go to hell!!" The flushed Yue Yong roared and threw the Kunai out of her hands.
"Ah-!!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.
……
"Finally back to the usual daily life, the two of them." At the door of Jiang Cheng's room, the sun wheel in a wheelchair pushed by Qingta, listened to the noise of the two people in the room, narrowed his eyes. With a smile, he said, "That's great."
(This article is over!)
——Separation line——
The second round of "Three Years Z Group, Mr. Jiang Cheng"!
"There are still three minutes to end the get out of class, let's talk a little bit." Jiang Cheng on the podium looked down at the students under the stage with drooping eyelids, and said without motivation: "Well, I will have a physical examination in the next class, and all Teachers change into sports uniforms during recess. Boys go to the gym to find a physical education teacher, and girls go to the health room to find a health teacher.”
“Hi——”×n
"Cut, that stinky woman..." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat in disdain.
"It seems very unpleasant, teacher," Xin Baha looked away from his sister and complained silently, "I'm not happy when I mention Teacher Yueyong, and I just scolded a stinky woman. ."
"That..." As the class study committee member, A Miao tapped her chin and explained in a low voice while thinking about it: "Actually I heard..."
Before A Miao finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's voice sounded again.
"Well, we still have classrooms to do before that," Jiang Cheng said, glancing at a certain student with blue hair in a sky blue school uniform who was listening intently in a certain seat, " Iruma-kun, you... went to the wrong school?"
"Hi! Teacher!" Iruma raised his hand in response.
"No, I mean you went to the wrong school."
"I see! Teacher! I will try my best! Teacher!"
"It's not a question of working hard or not, please go back to Ishiya Demon High School next door by yourself after class. This is not your school." Jiang Cheng sighed and replied.
"I see! Thank you, teacher!"
"That, teacher," Sogo raised his hand and reminded aloud, "Ishiya Demon High School is not Iruma-kun's school, Iruma-kun's school should be Babelius High School next to Ishiya Demon High School. ."
"It's almost there," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently. "Anyway, Iruma-kun, please go back quickly, please."
"I see!" After hearing the words "please", Iruma was stunned like a demon. He instantly got up and picked up his backpack and shouted, then turned around and strode towards the door of the classroom.
Seeing the shooting star disappearing into the classroom door with his head held high, the whole class was speechless for a while.
"Okay, get out of class is over..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng packed up his textbooks and walked towards the classroom door, but when he reached the classroom door, he suddenly thought of something, turned his head and reminded: "By the way, Don't forget the physical examination in a while, and Kondo-san over there, it's useless even if you put on a sailor suit, and a man can't go to the health room if you put on a sailor suit. And Takasugi-san over there, don't take it again The eye chart is memorized by rote, it's useless. Kagura, it's useless to put a chest pad like that, it's just a physical examination, and it won't check the development there. The wig classmate at the side, take off the wig and go to the medical examination.”
"Teacher, this can't be taken away." Gui raised his hand and said.
"What a group of problem students..." Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed while holding his forehead before finally stepping out of the classroom door.
After Jiang Cheng walked out of the classroom, Xin Baha looked at his sister and asked, "Sister, what were you going to say just now? Is it something about the teacher and Mr. Yueyong?"
"Ah, I heard from students from other schools before," A Miao turned her face and explained to Xin Ba Haw, "I heard that she organized a few school's single teachers' association before. It seems that at that time. I know, the teacher Yueyong who met for the first time seems to have smashed the game console that teacher just bought that day after getting drunk."
"Hey?!! Is there such a thing?!" Xin Baha said in surprise, "So it's because of that teacher that you hate Teacher Yueyong?"
"No~IndoMTL.com~ A Miao shook her head," Afterwards, Teacher Yueyong asked the teacher out. It should be a matter of compensation and apology. "
"Have you paid and apologized? Then why is the teacher still so upset?"
"That day, Teacher Yueyong was drunk again..." A Miao replied, "Not only did she smash the game console that teacher bought that day, but she also smashed the izakaya... The police who arrived smashed the two I brought it back to the police station...I don't know what happened after that. But since then, the two people will sneer at each other as soon as they meet..."
"Uh...Is that so..." Xinbaha replied expressionlessly, but then he found something, "Wait, sister, what is that in your hand?"
"No, nothing!" A Miao blushed slightly and hurriedly defended.
"No, I've already seen it, that...is it a chest pad?" Xin Baha said expressionlessly, "It's just a physical examination, sister, didn't the teacher say it just now? I won't check it. That kind of developed..."
"There are times when girls absolutely don't want to lose!"
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