Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 468: :It’s just too much to say it’s a special chapter

Yoshihara.

"Everyone in front of the screen, I'm so sorry!" Jiang Cheng, who was kneeling on the ground, bowed his head and shouted, then raised his head to face the camera and said, "Today was going to broadcast the first episode of [beep-]. Beep——], but because of the reason of 【beep——】it became 【beep——】! So I sent the special edition of 【beep——】with the feeling of 【beep——】!”

"That..." Qingtai on the side reminded a little speechlessly, "Brother Jiang Cheng, what exactly did you mean? You said a bunch of [beep--] at the beginning, and the readers couldn't understand what you were saying. What's up..."

"Don't worry about this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng replied with a disapproving expression, "It doesn't matter at all! What are you going to broadcast today's Onmyoji episode because the actors are not in place, it can only be used as a special episode. It doesn't matter at all!"

"Isn't that right?" Qingtai narrowed her eyes and complained contemptuously, "Didn't you tell me the specific situation just now? What do you mean when the actors are not in place? Our crew will still Did something like this happen?"

"Didn't you realize that you and I were the only ones on the set today?" Jiang Cheng reminded with a blank expression on Doudou's face, "Even the set was chosen in my room. Do you still not understand the degree?"

"I understand a little..." Qingta lowered her head and sighed heavily, "Is it true that the two of us are going to join the show today? Don't you think it's strange? We are this group."

"But then again, what's your favorite line, Harita, for so long? In our work."

"The topic is too blunt!" Qing Taibai complained indignantly, "Is this what it is today? Is it a special chapter of classic lines?!"

"If you don't like it, you can use your diary to fool yourself." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently.

"No, let's use the special lines..." Qingta replied without hesitation, and then suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly continued, "No, it's not right at all? It should be the reader's favorite line. Right? The lines I like are useless at all."

"Of course, when it comes to the lines that I care about the most, it really is the sentence Jiang Hua said at the beginning of Chapter 2." Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and said to himself.

"Hey, why did you just continue talking so naturally?" Qingta said expressionlessly.

"Because I already have someone who can hold an umbrella for me?"

"Mmmm!" Jiang Cheng nodded, then picked up his umbrella and stood up, "I'm still a little concerned, just wait for me, Qingta, I'll kill that bald man and come back. "

"Is that what you mean by caring?!" Qingtai was in a bad mood, and pointed at Jiang Cheng and shouted, "It's just jealousy! Saying that your sister's accusation complex is too much. It's getting deep! Stop it! Please stop it!"

Saying that, Harita hugged Jiang Cheng's leg and tried her best to stop it.

"Let go of me! Qingta!" Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes, "Today I'm going to kill that bald man! What's the look? It's just a bald man! It's just a bald man! No matter how you look at it, except for the bald head. A bald man who has nothing! Speaking of which, being bald is not an advantage at all!"

"Hey!! Calm down quickly!" Qingta shouted vigorously while dragging Jiang Cheng, "If you leave too, I can't do it alone! Absolutely not! Today's broadcast It's over! Please! A special chapter about classic lines is also available! I will cooperate well! Please! Brother Jiang Cheng!"

…

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting down again, holding his hands and looking unhappy, Qingta smiled awkwardly, then turned her head to look at the camera, raised an index finger and showed a smile on her face.

"Then, when it's my turn, there are really a few lines that I really care about. The first is what Jiang Cheng said in Chapter 23..."

"When human beings are dominated by sensibility and emotions, human beings at this time simply do not consider the rationality of the situation. Although it may sound stupid and comical in hindsight, I always believe that this is exactly what happened. One of the shining points of human beings.”

"...Although I still don't quite understand what it means, I still feel a little concerned."

Having said that, Qingta scratched the back of her head and laughed awkwardly.

"Have I ever said such a thing?" Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled look, squinting Doudou's eyes.

"Hey, what's going on with your head?" Qingta narrowed her eyes and complained with contempt.

"Ahaha," Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and laughed awkwardly, "Since you said so, it means that I really said such a thing. But then again, what exactly is this sentence? Meaning?"

"Don't you know it yourself?!"

"Ah, I don't know." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then folded his hands and closed his eyes, and continued, "But when it comes to shining points, CharmPoint always comes to mind. Of course, I don't need to mention my CharmPoint. , there are so many that I can't even count them."

"You find it out of yourself!"

"It's embarrassing." Jiang Cheng shook his head and smiled a little embarrassedly, "No matter what, I really can't do things like praise myself, even though I am a perfect person."

"It's embarrassing to say it, but it doesn't feel like it at all. It's shameless to say that I'm perfect!"

"Don't worry about the little things."

"Che, he is really a man who makes people angry." Qingtai spat softly, and then continued, "Well, there are some lines that I care about, that is, in Chapter 99, Guisang told me That sentence..."

"Is it finally my turn? It seems that my chance has finally come after I have been waiting outside the studio." Gui, who did not know when to arrive, stood behind Jiang Cheng, clasped his hands and chuckled, "Really Yes, then let me take stock of my personal 4,000 sentences..."

Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up instantly, tied Gui tightly with a rope he found from somewhere, and then threw Gui from the window without any hesitation.

After doing all this, Jiang Cheng closed the window and returned to his original position and sat down, as if nothing had happened.

"Never...don't let your sword lose..."

"Direction!" Gui clawed at the window with blood on his face, pushed open the window with all his might and gritted his teeth.

"Disappear for me!" Jiang Chengbai roared loudly, and at the same time kicked Gui to fly out again, "Qingta, cut off all the lines about this guy, if there are any. Cut them all off! This guy has been on the show enough times recently, and he still thinks about coming out to rub the camera. He is really not satisfied at all! The next one!"

"Lovering the past doesn't mean forgetting the past! You bastards!"

"Mr. Qingtai?" Jiang Cheng leaned into Qingtai's ear and asked in a low voice, "Whose line is this? Why is it so unfamiliar?"

"It's your own!" Qingta shouted angrily, "Your lines in Chapter 233! You remember what you said!"

"Hey? Really? Did I really say such a line that wasn't handsome at all?" Jiang Cheng said in disbelief.

"Well, that's enough, I don't want to complain anymore, hurry up and go to the next one!"

"Even if you are no longer young, you are no longer beautiful. But...the longing that has lasted for hundreds of thousands of years is not a kind of light?"

"Who said this?" Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled look, squinting Doudou's eyes.

"It's still you!" Qing Taibai shouted with bulging eyes, "Dragon Palace Arc! Throw me in the Dragon Palace Arc of Dragon Palace City during the summer vacation! I remember it clearly! Sad summer for dojo practice!"

"It doesn't matter if it can't be used as a sword to protect them, at least, you can use this tattered umbrella to block a few raindrops and sadness for them, that's enough!"

"I have an impression of this!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted, "Let me think for a moment, which one is it from... Ah, yes! It's the Bi Rabbit chapter!"

"You're right! What is the Blue Rabbit Arc? There is no such chapter at all! It's the Red Cherry Arc, right!"

"What was the first thing humans saw when they came to this world? It was Oppa! There is only one Earth, and Oppa has two! I really hope that the last thing I touch at the end of my life is Eupa Pie!"

"Although I don't know who said it..." Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and chuckled in approval, "But the guy who can say something like this must be a good guy."

"Hey, is this still your line? In the Yagyu chapter." Harita said expressionlessly, "The guy who can say such a line is just a pervert, right? He just likes the European style. It's just a metamorphosis of the color embryo?!"

"Don't you like it?" Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically.

"If you like it, you won't say it directly like you!" Qingta shouted with a blushing face, "Okay! The next one!"

"Retire from the competition? How can there be such a thing in life?"

"This is the line of the Jiaziyuan chapter!" Jiang Cheng said without hesitation.

"It's the Ganweiluo football chapter in Chapter 307!" Harita corrected.

"It's not a half-ass! You can't win the first place in a team of tens of thousands of people! You can't accept your true self at this time! A half-ass can't do it in this Tears flowed everywhere! Last but not least, a half-ass can't admit that he is a half-ass! Remember it for me! Asshole!!"

"It's too long! That idiot said such a long line?" Jiang Chengbai complained indignantly, "The whole conversation is half-hearted! If I want to add one more thing, it is the ability to say People who have no nutrition for such a long time are already half-assed!"

"That... this sentence is also what you said..." Harita reminded silently, "In the Owee chapter."

Jiang Cheng: ...

"But... I want to choose the latter Aru. It doesn't matter if I take a long detour, I also want to choose the latter. Maybe smart people will choose the former at this time, but it doesn't matter, because I I'm an idiot in the first place. Since I'm an idiot, it doesn't matter if I choose the latter one, because I'm an idiot."

"Kagura-chan is so handsome~ My uncle will always support you~"

"You remember Kagura's sister's lines very clearly..." Harita said with a speechless expression.

"Samurai... a bunch of stubborn people."

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and hummed softly, and then said in a low voice with some emotion, "Well, it's not bad to end like this."

"What's so good about it?! It's not over yet! Why can you say something like a conclusion at the end! It's not over yet! There are still 800 words left!" He shouted angrily.

"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng was surprised.

"Is it really okay to have this kind of reaction?! What is "Huh?!"? "Qingta shouted with blue veins and spittle flying, "Take me a little more seriously!" "

"The rest of the time, please! Lin Jun next door!"

"That book is already over!!"

"If that's the case... then please! Next Inosuke-kun!"

"Hey! That book is tomorrow! The next studio is over today! Today is gone! We are the only ones left!"

"It's really impossible." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly. "Then just deal with it as usual."

——Special dividing line for small theater——

"Three Years Z Group, Teacher Jiang Cheng" the fourth episode!

"Ahem, the next part is the letters from readers." Standing on the podium, Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, looked at the envelope in his hand and read slowly, "The gentleman from **** asked, "Jiang Cheng is here. Have you been wandering for the past seven years before arriving at Yoshihara? What is your life in the seven years? And is Jiang Cheng in the feature film a frivolous man? Please answer.”

After reading the contents of the letter, Jiang Cheng raised his head and answered with drooping eyelids, "Yes~ IndoMTL.com~ has been wandering all the time. The living state is between starvation and living. As for frivolity? No, my character in the feature film is just a person whose EQ is lower than the average human being, in other words, just an emotional idiot who likes European style."

"By the way, Jiang Cheng in the main film is actually a very innocent man. When he was just entering the spring period, he also knocked down a man wearing strawberry **** in the corner of the corridor of the school he just transferred. The girl in the dream and had some misunderstandings with her and finally fell in love with a dream like pure love comics. Of course, the girl in the dream also has a proud bust."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng took out another letter from his pocket, unpacked it and read it out: "Mr. **** from xx. "Luffy...""

"Well, that's it for today's letter session," said Jiang Cheng, crumpling the letter paper in his hand and throwing it into the trash can, "Also, everyone in front of the screen! One last reminder, The three-year Z group me and the me in the feature film are completely two different people! The character settings are completely different! Except for the same love of games and Opie, there is no similarity at all! Remember it for me!"

[It sounds like there is no difference at all...] ​​The students in the audience silently complained in their hearts at the same time.

"Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng", the fourth episode, finished!

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