Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 506: :There are very few cases where the first blind date is successful.

"Then, let's start with a normal self-introduction." A Miao narrowed her eyes and smiled, "Let's start with me, Shimura Miao, eighteen years old, runs a long-established dojo at home. I have a 16-year-old younger brother. I usually like cooking, especially good at egg cooking. The ideal partner should have a stable job. If the assets are about 10 billion, it will be enough. If you look too handsome, it will not be very good. Because it may attract other women, it's okay to be ordinary, but people must be honest! There can only be one in my eyes! And..."

Listening to Ah Miao's chattering man's condition, Jiang Cheng's entire face began to twitch uncontrollably.

[This woman... is incredible...] Jiang Cheng thought to himself with a black line on his head, [Who gave her this self-confidence? Why can you say such a thing with such an expression? Thank goodness for such a self-centered woman to marry! condition? Please stop! ]

"...The next step is Jiang Chengsang."

"Hehe... Well, Miss A Miao should know my conditions," Jiang Cheng twitched his lips awkwardly, "It's far from Miss A Miao's conditions, so I don't think we need to waste time. , that's it..."

"Yes! Miss A Miao!" Kondo's voice suddenly came from under the table, "There is no need to waste time on a blind date with such a man! It's just a waste game OTAKU! By the way, Miss A Miao just said Among the conditions, except that there is no 10 billion wealth, the rest is basically talking about me! Miss A Miao, is I so important in your mind?!"

Seeing Kondo appearing from under the table, wearing a black suit, holding his hands and talking to himself, everyone present fell silent.

"Is it a plus for keeping pets? Jiang Hua." The owner of Xinghai Fang said to Jiang Hua, who is beside him. "Girls who keep pets are generally very caring. I think this girl should be kept for observation."

"Daddy, that's just an orangutan stalker, Aru." Kagura corrected expressionlessly, "It's just a stalker who looks indistinguishable from an orangutan."

"You gave me ah ah, ah !! You trace the carnican, ah !!" Amy suddenly got up, rushing around the vine.

"Miss A Miao, it's not like that!" Kondo quickly defended.

"Your performance has been ruined by you!"

Speaking, A Miao picked up Kondo, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, and threw it out of the window. With the sound of shattering glass, Kondo flew to the outside road.

But that's not the end, A Miao jumped out immediately, and started to greet Kondo's face with punch after punch while riding on Kondo's body.

"Although it's not as good as your uppercut, I think this level of domestic violence is still necessary." Xinghai Fangzhu said again, "A family without domestic violence is not a normal family at all, Jiang Hua, I think this girl can."

【You can be your head! 】 Jiang Cheng scolded inwardly, and then directly photographed the red button on the table.

"Please enter the next contestant." Kagura shouted in the direction of the door.

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Seeing Kubei sitting in front of him wearing a pink yukata, his hair tied into a double ponytail, and his blindfold changed to pink, Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched again.

"This girl looks pretty good too." The owner of Xinghaifang folded his hands and nodded, commenting on his own.

"Well, my young master will take care of the judges..." Dongcheng, holding a camera, secretly stuffed something into the hands of Kagura and Xinghai Fangzhu, "My young master's conditions are very good, even if there are Some minor shortcomings can also be completely ignored. I am also very concerned about the fact that this work has not yet decided on a heroine. To be honest, I have never seen a woman who is more suitable as a heroine than my young master. What?"

"Cough cough!" The owner of Xinghaifang secretly put the money that Dongcheng had put into his hands into his arms, "We are very fair, don't think that sending this kind of thing will make us give a little more, no It is used. But then again, this girl does have the beauty and conditions to be a heroine."

"Yes, Mommy, Xiaojiu is a very nice girl Aru." Kagura put the money that Dongcheng forcibly shoved into his pocket at the same time, and said with a serious face, "Also, Mommy You may not know that my uncle used to have such a story with a woman named "Nine", Aru. "

【You give me enough time, bastards! what is that? Can you still bribe the judges? ! 】Jiang Cheng frantically said in his heart, 【What are you doing here? ! ]

"That... Your Excellency Jiang Cheng," Jiubingwei finally spoke after a long silence, "Can the blind date begin?"

"Well, it's over, bye." Jiang Cheng pressed the red button in front of him without hesitation.

"Why... how is this!" Jiubingwei said in shock, "I... haven't said anything yet!"

"Ah, you don't need to say anything," Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, squinting Doudou's eyes, "it's better that you already know what you're going to say when you're sitting here, so you don't have to force yourself. Besides, bribery of the judges is absolutely not allowed. Even if you really have real materials and really let you advance, if you are dug up by the media later, it will become a trouble. I will explain. It's not clear, considering that it will affect the company's reputation, it is better to eliminate it directly."

"That's right!" Jiubingwei nodded, "I didn't expect Your Excellency Jiang Cheng to be so far-sighted, it's true that the judges have already been bribed to let me advance, and if the media digs out later, it will become Troublesome."

"It's great that you can forgive me..." Jiang Cheng replied with a blank face, "Sa, please leave quickly after receiving the souvenir at the door."

"I see," Kubei nodded, "but, before I leave, there is still something I want to know, and that is...the woman named "Nine" that Kagura just mentioned. It's true..."

"Hey, are you hired by those gossip readers?"

……

After the fourth contestant appeared, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't help standing up and roaring loudly.

"Hey!! Give me some time!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Waidoumaru and Kuzuha, who were hugging a quilt on the opposite side, "Why can a guy like this participate in a blind date! I don't understand at all! The two guys are not human at all! And why are they in a team of two! What do you think of me!"

"Lord Jiang Cheng, I'm ready at any time!" Wai Dao Maru shouted excitedly, "I've made up for some things about human beings recently! You're welcome! It's okay even here!"

"My body is ready at any time! Lord Jiang Cheng! Please don't be polite! Just like what you did to Lord Nine, ravage me like crazy!" Ge Ye's nostrils spewed two streams of excitement .

"Get out of the way!!"

"What's the matter with these two? Kagura sauce?" The master of Xinghaifang asked Kagura across Jiang Hua.

"Ah, it's a shikigami, a monster like Aru." Kagura explained, "The woman named 'Nine' I mentioned earlier seems to be a thousand-year-old monster. It seems that because of what happened to his little uncle, he finally became a **** in the sky, Aru. "

"Lord Jiang Cheng! It doesn't matter even here! Come on!" Wai Dao Maru had already laid the bedding.

"There is no problem with the three of them! I can accept it! Hurry up!" Kuzu Ye, who had been lying in the futon at some point, shouted excitedly.

"Shine!!" While shouting, Jiang Cheng rolled up the two shikigami with a quilt and threw them out of the window vigorously.

The latter turns into a meteor and disappears.

……

When looking at Yin, who was dressed as a woman, sitting across the table with his little finger picking his nostrils, Jiang Cheng's face darkened completely.

"First meeting, my name is Volume..."

"I met you for the first time!" Jiang Cheng directly stretched out his hand and pressed Yin Shi's head on the table, which shattered a whole piece of the table, and roared with white eyes, "Why even men dressed as women to participate. Blind date?!"

"If it wasn't for the 10,000 yuan subsidy for participating in a blind date, do you think I would participate in such a disgusting OTAKU blind date?!" Yin Shi raised his head and shouted angrily.

"Hey, what's going on?" Jiang Cheng asked Kagura, who was beside him, "What do you mean by subsidy? Why can you still get subsidy for a blind date with me?"

"After all, it's my little uncle, a useless 30-year-old who just plays games and doesn't even have a job. If there is no subsidy, it's hard to find a woman willing to have a blind date with you, Aru." God Le explained casually.

"Hey, why are you calling me so bad? It doesn't sound cool at all! Sounds like a total wreck! I'm the protagonist!"

"I really hope that little uncle, you can also have a little self-knowledge Alu..."

……

Looking at Gui, who was wearing a woman's clothes and had a bulging chest, Jiang Cheng was really about to collapse at this time.

"Please pick up the sword with me again..."

Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng roared and kicked him out of the window.

"Before that, you should pick up your own sword! A guy who threw away the sword between his thighs has no right to say that!!"

……

"Hey, is that enough? Didn't you even change your outfit this time?" Jiang Cheng held his forehead with a face full of love, "Give me a little more, you guys..."

"That, boss," Sogo, who was sitting across from Jiang Cheng in the uniform of the Shinsengumi, raised his hand and replied, "I didn't come to participate in that kind of boring blind date, I just wanted to ask Kondo-san Never been here."

Jiang Cheng:...

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"Long time no see~ Jiang Zi~"

Looking at Xixiang in front of him, Jiang Cheng was silent for two seconds, then turned around and vomited, Σ_(??????"∠)vomited...

"The first time we met, you are Jiang Zi's sister, right? I'm the ghost and **** Madmajer Xixiang." Mrs. Xixiang said respectfully to Jiang Hua, "As you can see, she is a single mother and at the same time. She's also a sad woman who keeps her love for Jiang Zi in her heart..."

Before Xixiang finished speaking, Jiang Cheng wiped the corner of his mouth and pressed the red button on the table without thinking.

"What a ruthless man..." Xixiang covered his face and wanted to weep, "To press that ruthless button without waiting for someone to finish, it really makes me... I can't stop being excited! Jiang Zi! "

"Why are you excited! It's disgusting! Get out of the way!" Jiang Cheng directly threw an uppercut, hitting Xixiang to the ceiling.

"This...I think it's okay..." Looking at Xixiang hanging on the ceiling, the owner of Xinghaifang nodded and commented, "A single mother with a child, and this level of domestic violence, I feel unexpected Appropriate."

"Hey, bald, do you want to die?" Jiang Cheng said coldly.

Half an hour later, the ceiling of the entire restaurant is full of shemales from the Shemale Club.

……

"Long time no see, Mr. Jiang Cheng."

Looking at Xiaoyu sitting opposite, Jiang Cheng was moved for no reason, raised his head and covered his eyes, sobbing.

"I don't know what happened, but after passing by those people, I felt a little moved to see Xiaoyu."

"Kagura-chan, isn't this human?" The Master of Xinghaifang asked Kagura, who was beside him.

"Ah, it's the robot Aru." Kagura nodded and replied, "But there seems to be a super-friendly relationship with my uncle, Aru. Baba also said before that Xiaoyu is the woman my uncle raised outside, Aru. ."

"Xiaoyu, I beg you, please talk to me more, just stick to it until the end of today." Jiang Cheng pleaded, "I can't stand it anymore... woo woo..."

"Lord Jiang Cheng, please cheer up." Xiaoyu comforted, "I'm here to cheer for Lord Jiang Cheng."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore." Jiang Chengsheng murmured reluctantly, "Just sit like this until it gets dark and let the day end, I...I don't want to participate in this kind of blind date anymore... "

"Jiang Chengjiang, don't think about procrastinating, as my sister said, she will always be watching you." Jiang Hua's light words came.

"Ah! God! Help me!" Jiang Cheng shouted in collapse.

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After a long day of blind dates ~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted.

"Is it alright? Sister?" Jiang Cheng said to Jiang Hua as he lay on the table and said to Jiang Hua, "Sure enough, this kind of thing can't be forced, free love, free love, this era is already free love It's time."

Looking at the thick information sheet left in his hand, Jiang Hua looked at the already dimly lit street outside the window, and finally nodded lightly and stood up.

"Let's be here today, Kagura, and inform the rest of the girls that they will line up here at 8pm tomorrow night."

"Do you still want to continue?!" Jiang Cheng's whole body is bad, "Hey, please forgive me, I really can't do it, why do you have to have a blind date? I don't need that at all, even if Well, everyone else is very busy at the end of the year, and participating in this kind of activity is also very troublesome for others..."

Jiang Cheng chattered, but Jiang Hua didn't hear a word. Holding the cigarette stick in one hand, he turned around and walked towards the door.