Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 536: :The most hurtful words are often said inadvertently.
Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng's room.
"What? Social practice?" Jiang Cheng, holding a gamepad and staring at the monitor in front of him, replied casually.
"It's my friend's homework at the private school in May," Kagura replied inarticulately while eating the potato chips on the table, "Said he wanted to visit the Master's House."
"Souga, so what?" Jiang Cheng asked without looking back, "What does it have to do with me? Wouldn't it be enough to just let that friend of May or something go to the Master's House?"
"But the other party heard that I have a useless uncle Chainet who was raised by a group of women and only knew how to play games. He was very curious, Aru." Kagura continued, "So they still I want to see what Aru is like in the daily life of an idle scum who is raised by a woman."
Listening to Kagura's words, Jiang Cheng's face instantly burst into several blue veins, and after taking a deep breath...
"Get out of here—!!"
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The House of Masters.
"What? Social practice?" Sitting in the boss chair, Yin Shi expressed the same doubts as Jiang Cheng.
"It was my friend May's homework at a private school, and he said he really wanted to visit the Master's House." Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa, explained.
"Don't take this kind of trouble casually." Gintoki put his hands on his head and looked impatient.
Xin Baji on the opposite sofa said, "I said that I want to come to see our work, but we don't have any commissions today."
"Don't talk about today, it's never been there." Yin Shi's little thumb picked his nostrils and pouted the corners of his mouth in agreement.
"Children full of dreams, is it better not to see the dark side of this society?" Xin Baha advised.
"I don't want Aru! My uncle refused them to visit the daily life of a waste Chanit who was raised by a woman without the slightest guilt and did nothing but play games. Do you also want to refuse me? Lu?!" Kagura was lying on the sofa instantly, with his head buried on the sofa, his legs swaying in a coquettish manner, "I want them to think Aru! Hurry up and do something, you two are dull. guy!"
"Don't say such hurtful words casually." Gintoki spit out expressionlessly.
"Suddenly I feel that Jiang Chengsang... is sometimes pitiful. Although I feel that you are right, but... it is still pitiful." Xin Baha pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and silently complained, "My niece usually introduces herself in front of her friends like this. If it were me, she would probably be angry too..."
Ding dong...
"Come on!" The moment the doorbell rang, Kagura immediately got up from the sofa and let out a surprise sound, then turned around and reminded Shinba Haw and Yin Shi, "Anyway, you two Everyone pretends to be an adult, but don't do anything weird!"
Having said that, Kagura had already rushed to the entrance and opened the door. At the same time, Shin Baha stood up from the sofa helplessly and walked slowly towards the door.
"Welcome, May-chan!" Kagura stood at the entrance and said to the six and a half-year-old children outside the door.
"I'm so sorry, Kagura-chan." The little girl at the head, wearing a lavender yukata embroidered with floral petals, said politely, "I'm bothering you when you're so busy."
"Please give me more advice!"×5
Except for a child with dull eyes and a runny nose, Daigoro, the rest of the children spoke at the same time.
"This is our staff officer and the commander of the Eastern Raiders, so is the Shimura staff officer." Kagura pointed to the newly arrived New Baji beside him and introduced to the children who had just stepped into the door and stood at the entrance. .
"Commander of the Eastern Raiders?!" Shinbaha stared at Kagura in surprise.
"You just need to keep your mouth shut and cooperate with me, Aru," Kagura made a silent gesture, and then said quietly, "Just say something cool, Aru. "
"Huh—" Mayu exclaimed in a low voice, "Commander of Eastern Raiders, may I ask, what exactly does the Master House do? It's also the kind that is supported by women, which is of little use to society and only needs to play games. work?”
"That... The one you are talking about is Kagura-chan's uncle, and the Master's House is not a place to do that kind of work, but then again, Jiang Chengsang's reputation is getting worse and worse, and it has become the right place. Are you scumbags who are useless in society..." Xin Baha silently complained, and then made way for the children and smiled awkwardly, "But when it comes to the work of the Master's House, then... that president I'll explain, so let's go ahead."
Pound Pound!
"President," Kagura knocked on the sliding door between the entrance and the living room, "the children mentioned above have come to visit, may I come in?"
Having said that, Kagura opened the sliding door, and what he saw was squatting on the ground with his back to the crowd, cutting rolls of paper with a small cutter on the table, pretending to be constantly busy with work in his hands His face was stained with the silver time of the beard.
Looking at Yin Shi, who was still busy comparing the blueprints on the whiteboard behind the boss's desk, Xin Ba Haw expressionlessly complained in his heart:
"That, President..." Shin Baha took a step forward, but was interrupted by Gintoki.
"No way!" Gintoki stood up and threw aside the combination of the stick, facial tissue and roll paper he had just completed, sighed and shook his head, pretending to be distressed, "Naked can't be inserted into Solid at all. in."
"That...that, society..."
Before Xin Ba Haw finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yin Shi, who crouched down again without looking back: "Can you close the door quickly! The Patriots who have finally heated up will cool down and solidify!"
”, the main reason why MGS can be involved in this paragraph is the core plot theme of the series starting from the third generation. )
"Ah, right... I'm sorry!" May hurriedly apologized, then turned around and closed the sliding door.
Xin Ba Hao complained silently in his heart,
"That..." May took two steps forward cautiously, and tentatively opened the mouth to Yinshi, who was still fiddling with the tissue box, toilet paper, and wooden stick with his back behind his back, " We're here to see your work."
"Are you from Calcutta? Or from Mesokia?" Gintoki asked without looking back.
"Huh?" May was stunned for a moment.
"Being here, then it proves that it is either a Calcutta or a Mesokian, right?" Gintoki said without looking back while holding the paper towel.
Hearing the sound, the somewhat timid May cast a look of help towards Xin Ba Hao, who was beside him.
Xin Ba Ha looked away, several black lines unconsciously appeared under the corners of his eyes, and at the same time complained in his heart,
"I...I'm from Calcutta!" May replied weakly.
"Me... me too." A little boy raised his hand weakly and echoed.
"Me too..."
Seeing this, except for Daigoro, the rest of the children echoed indignantly.
Xin Ba Hao complained wildly in his heart,
"Really... Calcutta pie." Gintoki stopped what he was doing, snorted softly and sighed, "Accidental person is a big kid."
Then... three minutes later, Gintoki placed a wooden tray with six cups of hot coffee on the low table in front of the sofa.
"Come on, Calcutta should drink it while it's hot." Yin Shi greeted and sat down on the sofa.
"Ah! Thank you!" May hurriedly thanked him.
"Is this Calcutta?"
"It's like coffee!"
All the children looked at the coffee on the table in amazement.
Shin Baha, who is standing behind Gintoki, is madly complaining in his heart~IndoMTL.com~ I used to be a dignified Calcutta pie, but now I have completely become a Mesokian pie," said Gintoki, picked up A carton of strawberry milk, pretended to be deep and continued, "But I think it is because of the bitter taste that I have now Mesokia Pie. "
Having said that, Gintoki raised his head and started drinking.
Xin Ba Hao complained in his heart.
"Can I ask a question?" The little boy wearing dark clothes with coffee raised his hand and asked, "Excuse me, what exactly does Master House do?"
"Well, although it's hard to say," Gintoki put down the strawberry milk in his hand and picked up the unknown object assembled with the hammer-shaped stick, toilet paper and tissue box and put it on the table "It's basically a comprehensive secret society that manufactures and sells such patriots!"
Xin Ba Haw complained angrily in his heart.
"This patriotic..." The child seemed to be stuck.
"It's a patriot!" Yinshi reminded.
"What exactly is this patriot used for?"
"Hahaha..." Yin Shi spread out his hands, shook his head and smiled helplessly, "You are really asking some interesting questions~ This is really funny, he asked the Patriots what they used in Where is it, Kagura-kun?"
"Children's imaginations are always frightening, President." Kagura put one hand over his cheek and shrugged his shoulders, pretending to be helpless.
A blue vein popped up on Xin Ba Haw's forehead.
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