Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 538: :The best way to educate children is to teach them by example!

"So you are still a hundred years early." Yueyong replied lightly, holding the cigarette stick in one hand.

"You're too cold, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng shook his head gently and chuckled, "It's not too early, this kind of thing is basically something that boys of this age will be curious about. If you don't educate them well, you might make some serious mistakes in the future."

"You said that..." Yueyong's expression became a little more serious, she nodded and whispered: "Indeed...but I still think it's too early..."

At this time, a ninja with glasses tied with two braids and dressed as a schoolboy with a schoolboy's backpack came behind a group of schoolboys, raised his hand and said, "So, can you at least... teach me What about my tricks to get men into a **** vortex?"

【Why does there seem to be a perverted glasses girl mixed in there! 】 Xin Ba Hao complained wildly in his heart.

"No, so that's the last thing I can tell you." Yue Yong replied indifferently.

"Why do you want to ask her? She doesn't know anything about those things," Jiang Cheng curled his lips and pointed to Yueyong beside him with disdain, "Should you ask me?"

"Who... who doesn't know anything about those things!" Yue Yong shouted with a blushing face, but she had no confidence at all, "I... I'm from Yoshihara anyway! No one is better than me... Learn more about those things!"

"Then tell me!" Xiao Yuan said again, "Actually, I have a boyfriend who is currently dating. If something goes wrong at a critical moment, can you afford to take responsibility!"

【What can go wrong! It's just your delusion! 】 Xin Ba Hao once again complained in his heart.

"Don't worry, the auntie at the drugstore will tell you all the precautions," Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes and replied with a blank face, "If you still don't understand, just look at the instructions on the natto package. ."

【Can the pharmacy aunt say it? ! Do you really say it? ! ] Xin Ba Hao complained in his heart, [What are the instructions on the natto packaging? Are you mixing it with chopsticks? Are you mixing it with chopsticks? ! ]

"It turns out that at the critical moment, we need to let the drugstore aunt stir natto." Little Ape murmured while writing in the notebook.

【What an idiot! This man is an idiot! I actually believed it! 】 Xin Baha's whole person is not well.

"Hey?! When Yoshihara is working, do you still need to stand next to an old lady who stirs natto?!"

"No! I hate natto!"

"Me too!"

A group of children spoke one after another.

"No! I don't need it!" Yueyong pulled out the kunai that had just been stuck on Jiang Cheng's head, ignoring Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and twitching from time to time, "I really can't help you. , but that's true, maybe it's better to learn something from now on..."

Speaking, Yueyong picked up the patriot who didn't know where to find it, "Then let me explain something, if this is that, if this is that, here..."

【What are you doing with Patriots! 】 Xin Baha's eyes widened, and he complained wildly in his heart.

Before Yueyong finished speaking, she began to tear up the Patriot's scroll, obviously...it was because she couldn't go on...

"Women turn out to be like that?!" a child exclaimed in shock.

Then a group of children scrambled to run away.

Three minutes later...

Yueyong sat at a table and pulled out a few pieces of paper from the Patriots, covering her eyes and sobbing: "I wanted to try not to be specific and make it simpler..."

"Don't pretend to be pure! Teach me Yoshihara's secrets! Besides the natto auntie, do you have any other tricks?" Little Ape asked reluctantly while sitting on the side.

"Really~" Jiang Cheng on the side turned his face away and spat in disdain, "So women shouldn't do this kind of thing, and they can scare the children away, so I'll let you guys see it. Well, how to educate these little children!"

Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng turned his head and squinted and smiled at the group of children standing behind him.

"Okay, is there anything you want to ask me?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

"That," a little boy raised his hand and asked, "How do you feel as a scumbag who has made no contribution to society at all? Do you want to die in the past?"

In an instant, several blue veins appeared on Jiang Cheng's face.

"This person is so miserable! I don't want to say that, but this man is so miserable! The first question put Jiang Chengsang in this situation! Just answering is equivalent to admitting that he is a useless person. Zanette!" Xin Bazhu, who was on the table next to him, muttered in a low voice.

"But...it's the truth, Aru." Kagura nodded and commented.

"That..." Jiang Cheng tried his best to calm down, and said calmly, "Probably you all have some misunderstandings about Nit... and OTAKU, today is just an opportunity, let me explain Nit for you. How about OTAKU's great contribution to society? If you write it down and write it down, you will definitely win an award."

"Really?! Is it really possible to win?!"

"Hmm, yes, I can definitely win!" Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.

"This person is about to start again..." Xin Baha on the side pushed his glasses and said expressionlessly.

"First of all! It's a big mistake to say that Nit or OTAKU has no contribution to society at all!" Jiang Cheng took out the game he just bought today from his arms, "You know what? What is this?"

"The game! It's a limited release today!" a little boy answered with a raised hand.

"That's right, it's a game." Jiang Cheng nodded, "But then again, it's amazing that you know it's a game that was released today."

"Because my dad was the designer of this game."

"That's it... If that's the case, then it's better... Explain." Jiang Cheng nodded again.

"This guy just wanted to talk about flickering? Did he want to flicker a child?" Xin Baha twitched the corners of his mouth and complained.

"First of all, this was neither stealing nor robbing, but bought with money, you all understand that?" Jiang Cheng continued.

"Yeah! Understood!" Several children nodded at the same time.

"Money is basically the most important thing. Without money, nothing can be done." Jiang Cheng continued, "Then I will ask, who does the money I bought the game end up in?"

"It will be distributed to the game store and the company that develops the game." The little boy answered honestly.

"That's right! The money we bought the game was eventually given to the dedicated game store employees and the game company employees!" Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, "Thanks to us, they can receive wages, take Live a normal life with that money! Imagine what would happen to those people without our game consumers? What would happen to your dad who was a game designer?!”

"Dad...will be laid off..." The little boy's eyes widened unconsciously, "Our family...will not have enough to eat..."

"Correct answer!" Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers, then shook his head gently, and continued softly: "Without us nits, all the employees in the game store and the game company will be laid off. So do you still think that nits have contributed nothing to society at all? Who is your dad who didn't lose his job? Isn't it just us nits?! Also, nits rarely go out, in other words, they rarely give This society makes trouble, unlike those people outside who often make trouble at every turn, we... how much manpower and material resources we have saved for this society! Even without our nits, this society will be much more than what it is now. The homeless roaming the streets! You...get it?!"

"Although what I said is quite reasonable and it is also true, but... I always feel that something is wrong..." Xin Baha silently complained.

"Is Nite such a great person?!" a little girl exclaimed.

"That's right, that's right, even speaking, the normal functioning of this society is inseparable from our nits." Jiang Cheng sighed and said with a little emotion, "Without nits, this society will not be able to survive without the nits. It will be paralyzed. Nite...is the most important job that supports the normal functioning of the whole society, you...get it?"

"Got it! Nit is really great! I want to be Nit when I grow up!"

"Me too!"

"Me too!"

A group of kids echoed ~IndoMTL.com~ It looks like you do understand... ah! Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Kagura and Shinba were kicked several meters away.

"What are you teaching the children!" Xin Baha pointed at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, and shouted, pulling his neck with his veins bursting, "Are you going to turn them all into the Nite family? !”

"No, I just want them to understand Nit's contribution to society..." Jiang Cheng covered his swollen cheeks, got up and explained inarticulately.

"There's a ghost's contribution!" Xin Baji spit out.

"Listen, you guys," Kagura pointed to the patriots on the table, "the so-called nit is...a thing that is useless than this Aru, this man was raised by a group of women It's just a waste. Without him, the society will continue to function as usual. Even the gears of society can become faster, Aru."

"Hey—! Don't tell me nonsense!" Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily.

But a group of children had no desire to listen any longer, and turned away with disdain on their faces.

In a minute...

"Hehehe, I'm a guy who is less useful than this kind of thing..." Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground, hugging his legs into a ball, his whole body was surrounded by shadows, and there was a patriot in front of him, "Said That's right, Nit is a guy who is useless to society at all, ah... I want to die... ah hehe..."

"I always feel a little pitiful..." Shinbaha spit out a blank expression.

"It's the truth." Kagura snorted disdainfully.

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