Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 552:

(Subtitle: Educate children to be entertaining!)

However, the next development was far beyond the expectations of Yinshi and the others. I saw that the Funu Lu family, who had splashed water on their bodies, got up and entered the children's pool naturally. surrounded.

"Oh, the water temperature is just right~" Fu Nu Lu sighed with emotion.

【All... everyone has entered the children's bath! ! 】Gintoki and Kondo opened their mouths wide, sweating in cold sweat, and they thought of collapse at the same time.

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The Yinshi people who were leaning against each other had black lines all over their expressionless faces. They shivered as they looked at the Furious Lu family who surrounded themselves and others.

【Huh? For...why? Why? Why do you want to take a dip in the children's pool even though you are so big? ] Yin Shi shivered and thought to himself, then pointed to the adult bathing pool with a trembling finger, and cautiously reminded: "Then...that, the adult swimming pool over there is warmer and more comfortable."

"No, in fact, our race can't soak in hot water, we can only take a shower." Fu Nulu explained, and then pointed to the steam-filled scalding pool across the adult hot water pool, "I wanted to go cold. It's a pool, but somehow it turned into a hot pool, but it doesn't matter because it's too narrow there."

【Failed! 】 Yin Shi was a little mad and thought to himself, 【I should have gone to the adult bath if I knew earlier! And...is there a reason for that idiot? ! Is it because he turned the cold pool into a scalding pool? ! Hello! forgive me! Completely surrounded! Completely turned into a passerby surrounded by a group of tattooed gangsters! ]

【Oops! staring at us! Staring at us stubbornly! 】 Kondo twitched the corners of his mouth, and the black lines in the corners of his eyes shivered as he thought to himself.

【What to do! Can't get out at all! 】 Fourteen with the same expression joined the voice channel.

"Dad, how's the water temperature?" Furious Lu asked his father who was leaning on the side of the bath. He was wearing thick bottle-bottomed reading glasses, his body was a little thin, his skin was obviously loose, and his body was green. Somewhat bleak for such an old Dagini.

"It's a little hot, do people in Edo like to soak in this water temperature?" Fu Nulu's father said, "I really want to soak in that kind of cold water that makes my whole body tense."

"Because my father is an authentic Dagini." Fu Nu Lu replied with a smile. Of course, although he was smiling, in the eyes of Yinshi and others, it was more terrifying than when he didn't laugh. Nu Lu tested the water temperature, "but the water temperature is indeed a bit hot."

"That... we also feel a little hot," Xin Ba Ha hurriedly stretched out his hand to the cold water faucet beside him, and said politely, "Would you like to add some cold water?"

"Ah, it's alright, it's alright, please don't mind." Furious Lu quickly waved his hand back, and then held up a huge crystal-clear ice block like an iceberg, "I knew it would be like this, so brought the iceberg."

Looking at Furious Lu holding the iceberg, Xin Baha's whole body is not well.

Two minutes later...

"As expected of the fart angry brother Lu, you are really thoughtful."

"Sure enough, this is the most comfortable ice water."

Several brothers of Faru Lu praised one after another.

"That's it, it's really cool!" Kondo, who was immersed in the ice water, lowered his head and folded his arms, trembled, and his voice trembled.

[How cold the water will be, we are not seals...] Yin Shi, whose snot has begun to flow down, hugged his arms and shivered uncontrollably.

【My lips are turning purple! Frozen to death! If it goes on like this, it will freeze to death! 】 Kondo's body trembled more and more and more frequently.

【Hello! Who is going to say "I'm going out"! 】 Yin Shi shivered, shrank his neck and turned his head to look at Xin Ba Haw and the others.

【No! ] Xin Ba Haw refused without hesitation in the voice channel, [If I said it, wouldn't it make it seem like I hate ice water? ]

"Not good, I always feel sleepy..." Zongwu lowered his head and drooped his eyelids and whispered,

"Don't sleep! If you fall asleep, you won't be able to wake up!" Fourteen reminded quickly.

"Dad, it's almost time to go out?" The youngest Goro stood up and turned to step out of the bath.

【Great! Children don't like soaking for too long, so let's take this opportunity to be together...] Yin Shi was overjoyed.

"That's not good!" Furious Lu shouted very seriously, and at the same time gave an uppercut.

"Yahahahie, this way of educating children isn't quite right~" Jiang Cheng with a smile, lightly blocked Fu Lu's fist, "Fuck Lu Sang." /

"Ah? Yoshihara-san, obviously I didn't see you before..." Furious Lu retracted his fist.

"Ah, I used to be in the cold water pool over there and the hot water pool." Jiang Cheng pointed to the hot water pool that was completely shrouded in steam, narrowed his eyes and explained with a smile.

"Oh, so that's how it is." Furious Lu laughed a few times, "But it's such a coincidence that I was able to meet you here."

"It just happened that the water at home was cut off, so I came out. But then again, is Lu Sang taking a bath with his family?"

"Yes, my family came from the country to play in the city and said they wanted to see places with Edo characteristics, so I brought them to Senso."

At this time, looking at Jiang Cheng and Fu Nu Lu, who were talking and laughing, Xin Ba Hao's face was overjoyed, and then he winked wildly at Jiang Cheng.

【Jiang Chengsang! save us! The only one who can save us now is you! ]

【Jiang Cheng! faster! No matter what you do now! Get us out now! ]

【Hello! Yoshihara's! We are almost dead! ]

【Boss, please! Free us now! ]

After secretly making an OK gesture to Yinshi and the others and squeezing his eyes, Jiang Cheng looked at the fart and angry Lu family in front of him, pinching his chin and thinking, "So that's how it is, bring the family Experience a place with Edo characteristics. Well, I just happened to be fine, I just finished taking a bath, I can take you to experience the special items in the Edo bath a little!"

"Really?!" Furious Lu said in surprise.

Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then looked down at Goro who was still in the bath, "Ah, yes, by the way, I can let you learn how to educate children by entertaining them."

"Education and fun?" Fu Nulu wondered, "What do you mean? We Dagini people are better at using violence when educating children."

"No! Totally wrong!" Jiang Cheng put his hands on his chest and made a big fork, "That education method is totally wrong! It's normal for children not to like to soak in the bath for a long time, but At this time, violence cannot be completely relied on, and other methods should be used to make children like bathing!"

"It sounds reasonable..."

"Children, do you like to play games?" Jiang Cheng asked Xiang Wulang with his head lowered.

"Yeah! I like it the most!" Goro replied.

"Then, let's experience the game that the Edo people play in the bath today! It's definitely fun!" Jiang Cheng squeezed his eyes, "And, there are prizes~cool iced cola Oh~"

"Really?!" Goro cheered instantly.

"You don't need the prizes," Lu Lu quickly said with a smile, "Thank you for showing us the special items in the Edo baths."

"It doesn't matter, it's just a can of Coke, and there are not only rewards, but also a small punishment if you fail~"

"It's fun, bro."

"Yes, brother."

"Let's get acquainted!"

"Hahaha, Edo people are really interesting!"

"Since everyone says so, then please let us see it, Yoshihara-san." Furious Lu said politely to Jiang Cheng.

"Anyway, it's a very interesting quiz," Jiang Cheng explained to Goro with his head down. "There are five questions in total. If you answer one correctly, you will win, okay?"

"Okay!" Goro raised his small fist and responded excitedly.

"The "Fight for Ice Coke, Edo Sentou Q&A!" Start now! "Jiang Cheng raised his fist and shouted.

Lu and others applauded enthusiastically.

【You guys give me a little cooperation,】Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at the shivering Yinshi people, 【If you cooperate, good things will happen~】

Yinshi looked at each other, and then all of them nodded to Jiang Cheng with a serious look.

"Then, this little kid, please tell us your current mood." Jiang Cheng held the microphone he didn't know where he got it, and lowered his head to ask Goro who was excited.

"So happy!"

"Are you nervous?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"A little bit!"

"Indeed, if you get the right answer and you can enjoy iced Coke after taking a shower, I'm sure I'm nervous." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then pointed to the Yinshi people who had already accepted the order to enter the water. position, "then wait and see, first ask!"

Accompanying Jiang Cheng's words, a mosaic object appeared on the water, which may have shrunk into a small group because it was too cold.

"Whose OO is this? Please look carefully! Try to recall everyone's OO you just saw!"

"Um..." Goro squeezed his chin and began to think hard. After a few seconds, he replied uncertainly, "It's the uncle who looks like an orangutan."

"Goro's answer is an orangutan!" Jiang Cheng said again, "Then, announce the correct answer! The correct answer is..."

Pfft! Shinhachi stood up trembling from the water with his arms folded, and then Gintoki stood up tremblingly.

"Sorry! The correct answer is Xin Baji's OO!"

"Goro! On the next question, you have to observe it carefully! Think about it carefully!" Fart Lu reminded.

"Yeah, I see! Brother Furious Lu." Goro nodded.

"The second question!" Jiang Cheng asked again, and then pointed to the five mosaic objects on the water where all the crew disappeared, "Who is the OO of the orangutan?"

Goro thought about it for a long time before he answered uncertainly, "The one on the far right..."

"The one on the far right? Then, announce the correct answer... The correct answer is..." Jiang Cheng said, Gintoki and the others stood up from the water again, "The one in the middle! It's a pity, Goro, who has already answered consecutively. I got two questions wrong."

"Goro! Take a closer look at it!" Furious Lu reminded.

"I see!"

"Then, the third question, a very simple question." After speaking, Jiang Cheng once again pointed to a small mosaic on the water, "Which country's OO is this? A: Japanese, B: natural Rolling Star, C: Orangutan Star, D: Mayonnaise Star, E: Shaking S Star, F: Spectacle Star!"

"What country is that..." Goro thought again.

"Be careful! Goro!"

"I see! It's A: Japanese!" Goro replied.

Seeing the cold silver with his arms in the water and his lips turning purple, Jiang Cheng took the lead in applauding and said, "Congratulations! You got the answer right! In fact, choose Japanese or natural for this question. The Star Rollers are all correct!"

"Who... who is a natural star man! You, you, you bastard!" Yin Shi shuddered and complained.

"I'm right! Brother! Finally got it right!" Goro cheered.

"Then, the fourth question!"

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Gintoki, Shin Baha and the others entered the water again.

"What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked, pointing to a mosaic on the water that had shrunk to almost nothing.

At this time, the underwater Xin Baji spit out expressionlessly: "What's the matter with this most obscene question and answer in the world? Is it really necessary to ask this question?"

"What is that..." Goro pinched his chin again and thought, and after ten seconds passed, he raised his head and replied uncertainly, "OO?"

"Amazing!" Jiang Cheng applauded, "Amazing consecutive correct answers!"

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Goro cheered happily.

"Really, the Edo people are really good at educating children." Fu Nulu sighed, "Let the children be completely immersed in the game, and never say that they want to go out to the bath, not only reward And punishment, it's unheard of, Dad."

"Yes, the people of Edo are really incredible." Fu Nulu's father nodded and said.

"But then again, what exactly is the punishment? Yoshihara-san?" Furious Lu asked Xiang Jiang Cheng in confusion.

"It's just a small punishment," Jiang Cheng waved his hands in disapproval, but then said lightly, "If you answer all the wrong answers, you will break off your OO..."

After listening, Yin Shi and the others instantly burst into cold sweats. Even in the ice water, several of them still felt a chill in their lower bodies at the same time.

【S! Totally S! 】 Xin Baha thought to himself with black lines on his head, 【This kind of S is too scary! ]

"That's right, it's really just a small punishment." Furious Lu nodded and said.

【Small punishment? ! 】 Yin Shi's whole person is even worse, 【Hey! Is that kind of punishment really a small punishment? ! What the **** is going on with this race! ]

"Then the last question..." Jiang Cheng's voice just fell, and a few people who knew Yin Shi plunged into the water again.

At this time, Jiang Cheng pointed to the five small mosaics on the water that were slowly approaching, "One day, Yin Shi was walking on the road with Xin Baji, and he met the orangutan, Zongwu and Liu Haijun. Sa! So how many are there now?"

"One, two, three, four, five..." Goro repeated the count several times with his fingers, before raising his head and answering, "Five!"

"Congratulations!" Jiang Cheng clapped his hands again, "Three consecutive answers!"

"A math problem is even added to the children's game!" Fart Lu was surprised, "It's... so interesting!"

【It's nasty, right! 】 Xin Baha silently complained in his heart.

"Well, wait a moment, I'll be right back." Jiang Cheng secretly made an OK gesture to Yinshi and the others, turned around after saying this, and walked towards the door.

【Hello! This guy won't play with us, will he? 】Fourteen glanced at Yin Shi, who was beside him, tremblingly.

【Should...it's time to get a weapon! No, no, don't worry! 】 Yin Shi replied with his eyes.

Two minutes later, Yinshi and the others, who were still soaking in the bath, lowered their heads and looked at the iced can of Coke that Jiang Chengqiang had just stuffed in their hands, and fell into silence collectively.

"Then, I'll go back first~" Jiang Cheng, who was already dressed, waved at Funu Lu and the others, and said goodbye with a smile.

"Thank you so much, Yoshihara-san." Looking at Goro, who was cheering with a cola beside him, Furious Lu said gratefully, "It even allowed us to see such an interesting quiz game, my brothers and my father also It is said that in the future, children can be educated in this entertaining way."

"Everywhere, this is what it should be. After all, I have caused trouble for Mr. Lu before, I'll go back first, goodbye." After saying this, Jiang Cheng turned and left.

"Goodbye, Yoshihara-san." Furious Lu waved at Jiang Cheng.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was walking out of the bathhouse, the Yin Shi and the others saw blue veins on their faces in tacit understanding, and at the same time, they gritted their teeth and thought to themselves: [Being… tricked! ! ]

At this time, Jiang Cheng, who walked out of the bathroom and gently closed the sliding door, turned his head and raised the corner of his mouth, and glanced at the Yinshi people in the bath with interest.

Seeing the playfulness on Jiang Cheng's face and the gloomy white teeth that grinned, Yin Shi and the others could not wait to rush out immediately and give Jiang Cheng a beating.

However, because of Lu and the others on the side, Yinshi and the others could only be incompetent and furious, and then the others looked at each other, nodded, and dived into the water to discuss countermeasures at the same time...

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The entrance of the bathhouse~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng handed the coffee and milk in his hand to Kagura who was leaning on the door waiting for Gintoki, then stretched out, "Kagura, little uncle is back~"

"Oh!" Kagura held up the coffee and milk, and waved to Jiang Cheng, Yueyong and Baihua who were waiting by the side, "Goodbye, little uncle, and Yueyue."

"Goodbye." After saying this, Yueyong turned around and left first.

"It's just a little bit more to dig through..."

"Yes, I can definitely dig through it in ten minutes..."

Listening to the lost Baihua sisters who were discussing something, Jiang Cheng asked blankly: "Hey, did you do something strange? And I always feel that there is something wrong with the sudden water cutoff today, Did you do it too?"

"How is it possible, how can we do that kind of thing in order to watch Jiang Cheng's sama's [beep-]?" a Miss Baihua defended.

"Yes, yes!" The rest of the young ladies and sisters echoed.

Jiang Cheng:...

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