Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 582: :I heard that everyone watched the new theatrical version of EVA? Then come…

"Thank you for your explanation, Qtaro-kun," Sakamoto clapped his hands indifferently and complimented, then gently raised the corners of his mouth, pushed the sunglasses on his face, and looked at him with interest. The super-large lotus pod that looks like a huge red energy has been gathered in the mouth... or SAGI, "But as for whether we have noticed it, we should have not noticed it, but... it's just us..."

"Is it still so easy to die? It seems that the earth is indeed worth occupying," Said, SAGI laughed, "Then I will accept it! Then...die... "

Just as SAGI was about to fire the beam, it suddenly stopped.

"You... when did you invade?!" SAGI's terrified voice sounded again.

"What are you doing? Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng's voice sounded immediately, "You can see that this huge giant is hopelessly ugly, but it's a robot's nirvana!"

"Just now you said that it is the default rule that you can't interrupt when transforming, so I didn't care about you, but now it's about to attack! Are you an idiot?" Yue Yong retorted angrily.

"Then the second rule, you must not interrupt when launching nirvana and self-introduction! Otherwise, the supervisor will be angry!" Jiang Cheng reminded again.

"Why are you arguing about such an unimportant matter at this time... By the way, who is the supervisor? Aren't we a novel?" Shin Hachimian standing beside Mutsu on the fast-rescue team spaceship spit out expressionlessly.

"SAGI, I'm so sorry, the "brains" in our team seem to be better~" Sakamoto mocked.

"Can you control the strongest brains of those idiots?" Mutsu chuckled, "It's really amazing, make use of those idiots flexibly and let each of them bring out their own characteristics. Check and fill in the gaps and integrate everything, and then The man who captured a steel planet in 30 minutes...it's incredible. I understand a little bit. In the later period of the war against foreigners, the gap between the forces of the shogunate army and the celestial army was hundreds of thousands of times, but there were always more wins and losses The key to..."

"Jiang Cheng!!" Gui shouted, and then a bit of resentment appeared on his face, "Your role in these chapters is pitiful, I thought you would die like this..."

Before he finished speaking, a laser suddenly shot at Gui from the mouth of the huge lotus pod, wiping Gui's face and flying over, just 0.01 millimeters away.

"Yeah! It's really possible! Touching here is really controllable!" Jiang Cheng in the mothership, looking at the huge brain soaked in nutrient solution in the glass cover with a hole in front of him, said in surprise , "Yueyue, do you want to try it too? It's super interesting!"

"Ms. Mutsu, I think it's better for us to stay farther away." Xin Bazhu pushed the non-existent eyes on his face, and reminded blankly, "Jiang Chengsang is playful. It's a very critical time."

"The entire fleet retreats!!" Mutsu raised his hand without thinking and gave the order.

"I understand the general rules, just touch every position of the brain to achieve manual control, right?" Jiang Cheng's voice sounded again.

"Hi...that's right." SAGI's voice was very small.

"Rescue team, back up at full speed except that stupid boat!!!" Mutsu shouted again, "Right now! Back up!!"

"So, what about here?" Jiang Cheng asked again, poking a certain part of SAGI lightly.

"Oh~" SAGI suddenly made a terrible voice, "Don't...don't touch there, there is..."

"I always feel that... something is starting to go wrong," Shin Baha once again complained expressionlessly, "Where is the place I just touched?! Why does it make such a bad noise?!"

"Humph! Liar!" Jiang Cheng's voice sounded again, "How could it be controlled there! Impossible! It's definitely a lie!"

"No, what I said is true." SAGI retorted weakly.

"No, it's not right at all! It's totally wrong! What drives men is instinct!!" Jiang Cheng shouted solemnly, but then screamed, "Ah! Yueyue, what are you doing? What I said is true! This brain is lying! For the sake of the lovely readers who may exist in front of the screen, I can't let them see this wrong common sense!"

"What kind of hooligan words are you talking about at this time?" Yueyong asked anxiously, then took out his kunai, "Hurry up and fix it and go back."

"Stop...stop!!" SAGI hurriedly begged for mercy, "Don't do that kind of thing! And...after destroying me, you will all die with me! For some strangers, doing this is fundamental. It's not worth it!"

【To die together! 】 Kagura suddenly caught the key word, "Hey! What do you mean Aru?! What does it mean Aru to perish together?!"

"After destroying me, all the energy of this planet will be left in a state of no one's control, so it will start to run wild and explode!" Looking at Yueyong who is getting closer, SAGI quickly explained, "Then The explosion of this level of energy is not something you can withstand!"

"The trouble is dead," Jiang Cheng took out his ears, then pointed the umbrella at SAGI in the glass cover without hesitation, and said again, "Well, Kagura, sorry, I won't go back to Earth with you this time."

"Don't go back to Earth...No, what are you talking about?" Kagura was stunned for a moment, then her eyes widened instantly with a horrified expression on her face, "What the **** are you talking about, little uncle?! No What does it mean to come back to Earth with us, Aru?!"

"And... next month's pocket money, that..." Jiang Cheng smiled a little embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, Kagura-chan."

Kagura immediately shouted, "Hey! What have you been talking about since the beginning!"

"Jiang Cheng-sang... Could it be that you decided this way from the beginning?" Shinbaha suddenly thought of something and murmured in disbelief, "That's why Sakamoto-san was asked to take everyone off the mothership... you ..."

"Hey! Jiang Cheng! What are you trying to do?!" At the same time, Yin Shi noticed something was wrong, and saw him holding a wooden knife, widening his eyes and frowning tightly, "Hey—!! , what are you trying to do?!"

"Jiangcheng...and...there are other ways!" Sakamoto, who was also aware of something, dripped with cold sweat, and shouted incoherently, "Stop...stop!!"

At this time, Jiang Cheng said indifferently: "In short, that's it, although it's a little regretful that I can't go back to Earth with you, but... I also have a big-breasted woman by my side, although she has a more personality than Miss Mary. Worse... ah! What are you doing?! Yueyue!"

"Don't say unnecessary words." Yue Yong replied coldly.

"Yueyue, do you have anything else to say?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"No."

"Anyway, there is one last order for this operation, everyone... Evacuate the mothership!! Then everyone, goodbye~"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he and Yueyong posed at the same time, and both the umbrella and the kunai aimed at SAGI at the same time.

"You...what are you doing?!" SAGI cried out in panic, "No...don't-!!"

Jiang Cheng/Yueyong: "Shi Po/Tian Jing!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" SAGI's scream.

At the same time, almost everyone rushed towards the huge lotus pod controlled by SAGI with expressions of horror.

"You... why don't you stop me!!" Yin Shi roared, staring at his bloodshot eyes.

"No! No!!" Sakamoto took out the book from his arms, and began to doubt life in his mouth, "It shouldn't be like this... the ending... It shouldn't be like this... Obviously Already noticed...why? why?"

"Jiang Cheng—!!" Gui had already broken free from Elizabeth's hand and rushed towards the huge lotus pod.

"Little uncle—!!" Kagura shouted tearfully.

"Jiang Chengsang---!!Miss Yueyong---!!" Xin Baha shouted.

"Everyone... dash forward at full speed!!" Mutsu shouted.

But...it's too late, the explosion...a huge explosion in an instant.

Boom boom boom! ! !

The huge lotus pod was ignited in an instant like a huge nuclear bomb, and the huge explosion surrounded almost all ships, including the fast-rushing fleet of fast rescue teams.

At the last moment of unconsciousness, Yin Shi, who was affected by the edge of the explosion, murmured in his mouth: "The end of that war... Your proposal...is not wrong..."

……

One week later, Earth, Edo.

On the streets of Edo, in a restaurant.

"Don't look for it." Gui, who had gauze wrapped around his forehead, held up the writing pad on it and began to mumble, "I only found such a writing pad in the room. Tell me not to look for it, What are you not looking for? Or what you can't look for~IndoMTL.com~ If you look for something, you will find something you shouldn't be looking for? Then what is it that you can't look for, or someone who is willing to help you find it, and then Would it be better to decide whether to find the person who shouldn't be looking for and then decide whether to find the thing that shouldn't be looking for or not? I'm looking for people who are willing to help find this answer together, but If even that isn't something I shouldn't be looking for, then I'm going to be looking for someone who can find someone who can't find something I shouldn't be looking for... ugh!"

Before Gui finished speaking, Yin Shi, who was sitting opposite him with the same gauze wrapped around his forehead, instantly got up and kicked him straight in the face.

"It's annoying."

"Why did you get lost in the labyrinth that you don't want to look for?" Shin Baha, who was sitting beside Ginto with the same bandage on his forehead, held a soda, half-squinted his eyes, and was speechless.

"Don't look for it yet..." whispered in Gui's mouth, who was lying on the table and whose nose was still bleeding.

"Who is looking for you?" Yin Shi complained angrily, and then analyzed casually, "That's it, run away from home, run away from home."

"Let... run away from home?!" In an instant, Gui sat up, slapped the table with both palms, and retorted excitedly: "Impossible! There is no reason between us that can destroy our relationship! The last time I saw that guy was..."

Speaking, Gui suddenly froze for a moment, "That guy...that guy...who is this?"

After a long silence, Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders casually: "I don't know."

"Speaking of which... this conversation sounds familiar to me," Xinba murmured, "I always feel...one person is missing..."

"Me too, Aru," Kagura nodded, then turned his eyes to Gui's side, "I always feel...there should be someone else...who is it?"