Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 602: :There are also things that must not be forgotten at the year-end party!


"Huh?" Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes full of black lines and let out a short sound.

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On the streets of Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng lowered his head like a walking corpse without a soul, walking aimlessly, turning a deaf ear to the wandering girls who greeted him eagerly in front of the shops on both sides of the street.

【Have I...did something irreparable? Hey? Is that right? Is it really? 】Jiang Cheng thought to himself with sweat on his face as he walked, 【No...it shouldn't be like this, right? How... how? What the **** am I supposed to do? Let's not talk about whether the novel can be serialized smoothly... After all, it is not very popular, and it doesn't matter if the serialization is suspended because of the protagonist's style. But... what about me? What should I do after that? Two women... and coincidentally, they are two women who meet every day! Even if you take cover and be with the two of you, you will definitely be discovered later! The chances of being caught cheating are 100%! Too bad, really bad! ]

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of something, and when he stopped, he tapped his palm with his hand, "That's right! If you can run to a place where no one can find it, you can... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Jiang Cheng scratched his hair frantically, and then thought to himself: [You can be a ghost! Wouldn't that really be the scum of abandoning women? ! I'm not a scumbag! And most importantly, judging from the words of Sun Lun and Yueyue, when I was doing something like this with them yesterday, I seemed to have said a very bad scumbag speech. How to do? How exactly? And even the silver time has a share... so disgusting...]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng felt nauseated for no reason, leaned on the wall beside him and vomited, Σ_(???"∠)vomited...

A few minutes passed, Jiang Cheng, who had completely explained the contents of his stomach, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and then thought to himself: [The Yinshi side...it shouldn't matter, he himself can't get in trouble. The state of affairs should be overwhelmed. Although my side is a bit tricky, there should be no problem with the two women, as long as you pay a little attention and find a way to keep them from seeing each other often, you should be fine! That's right! That's it! This way you can continue to hide it! Even if the novel stops serialization because of the protagonist's style, I should be able to live well! Yo West! Decided! The most important thing now is...]

The next moment, Jiang Cheng, who was carrying a large package, stood at the gate of Yoshihara, only to see him clenching a fist and showing a serious expression on his face.

【The most important thing is to first go to a remote corner of the universe where no one will find it, and let your head calm down first! Ten years… Twenty years… No, maybe fifty years will do! My head should be able to calm down! When that time comes, I'll be back! wait for me! month by month! Sun wheel! ]

After thinking about it, Jiang Cheng raised his foot without hesitation and stepped out of the gate of Yoshihara.

But at this critical moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly heard the screams of a wandering girl behind him.

"Guest...guest! No way!" The girl who was being pulled by a difficult guest screamed.

"It's alright, isn't Yoshihara that kind of place anyway?" The bald middle-aged man with a knife scar on his eyes had a malicious look on his face, "Didn't you give me the money? Last night..."

"The time has passed, so the guests should not be entangled..." The travel girl kindly reminded, "If there is trouble in Yoshihara..."

"What does it matter~" Ignoring the girl's objection, the bald man pulled the girl into his arms, "I'll come again anyway, it's okay to play for a while..."

"Guests hurry up and stop!" The girl struggled hard, while reminding, "The consequences of making trouble in Yoshihara are very serious!"

"It's just Yoshihara's wandering girl, what are you pretending to be with Lao Tzu..." The bald man spat, and raised his slap as he spoke.

But before the bald man's hand fell, Jiang Cheng, who came behind him at some point, tightly locked his wrist.

"Guest, the service time is over~" Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and showed a smile on his face, "If you want to continue, you can come back next time when you have enough money. Ah, yes, you have to Just a reminder, if you want to play SM games, it's better to go to the club over there."

"Shut... it's none of your business!" The bald man turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng angrily.

"Jiang Cheng sama!" After seeing Jiang Cheng, the girl who was entangled by the bald man exclaimed and broke free from the bald man, came to Jiang Cheng's side, and hugged Jiang Cheng naturally. The other arm, at the same time, pretended to be aggrieved.

"Jiang Cheng sama~ This guest is so scary~" the girl said aggrievedly, and at the same time tried her best to trap Jiang Cheng's arm in her career line, "People say no, but still Forcing people. The time is long overdue~ And last night, I always beat and scolded people. I clearly said that I can't do it~"

"What the **** is going on with this Bichi?" The bald man was speechless for a while.

"Are all my children telling the truth?" Jiang Cheng glanced coldly at the bald man in front of him.

"That's right...but what's your business?!" The bald man took it for granted, "I'm a guest! I can do whatever I want!"

Two minutes later, ignoring the bald man who was lying on the ground with his **** pouted, rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth, Jiang Cheng pouted and murmured impatiently: "Really, I didn't expect it to be like this. It's really disgusting when I encounter garbage."

"Jiang Cheng's sama is so handsome~" You Nv tightly pressed against Jiang Cheng's side.

"What about Baihua?" Jiang Cheng asked, "Isn't it supposed to be patrolling at this time? Didn't you notice?"

"I don't know." The wandering girl shook her head, "I haven't seen it since morning. But it's a good thing, because Baihua is not here, so they can be rescued by Jiang Cheng's handsome sama~ So handsome !”

"What a good thing this is..." Jiang Cheng said silently, "Okay, I'll take a look at it, probably because Yueyue didn't arrange work today, so she might be lazy."

"Oh." The wandering girl let go of Jiang Cheng's arm sensible, and then pointed to the large package on the ground, "Jiang Cheng sama, what is that?"

"It's just trash." Jiang Cheng lied without blushing.

"Ah, so..."

"Hey, trash, leave me quickly when you wake up." Jiang Cheng glanced at the bald man on the ground lightly, "If there is another time, I will never spare you like today."

"Hi...Hi!" The bald man quickly got up and responded.

"Wait, there's that bag of garbage, please take it out too." The travel girl pointed at the package on the ground with a look of disdain.

"Hi...Hi!" The man hurriedly picked up the big package again, turned his head and didn't wait for Jiang Cheng to stop him. 【This man... can't be provoked! Then... it can't be human at all! horrible! too terrifying! ]

"Hey!" Jiang Cheng, who had reacted, raised his hand and shouted, "Wait! That package..."

"Isn't it rubbish?" The travel girl looked at Jiang Cheng with a puzzled expression.

"Uh... it's rubbish." Jiang Cheng replied casually, but in his heart he was - [My... my game ah ah ah! ! ! Was taken as garbage and taken away by that garbage ah ah ah ah! ! what--! ! ! ]

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In the morning, Jiang Cheng walked to Baihua's dormitory with his head bowed, and it is worth mentioning that on the way, Jiang Cheng kept mumbling "my game" and "my game equipment". "My life" these three words.

Baihua's dormitory building, no, it should be called a new dormitory building. It was newly built after Jiang Cheng came to Yoshihara. From the outside, it looks like a six-story single apartment building. There are nearly 20 independent rooms on each floor, and each room is equipped with very complete accommodation facilities.

And... this building is also one of the few houses in Yoshihara that uses a cement structure instead of a wooden structure. After all, Baihua is also a group of girls.

A modern home with sound insulation, comfort and a variety of everything you need is no less than the high-end studio apartment outside. And it is said to be a single apartment, in fact, the space of each room is quite large, independent bathroom, living room, kitchen and a large bedroom, one person... No, it should be no problem to live with two people.

"Really, what are you doing? Have you forgotten your work?" Jiang Cheng murmured as he walked up the stairs to the second floor.

Jiang Cheng, who was standing in front of the door of the room at the entrance of the stairs on the second floor, knocked on the door casually, but just after he knocked, Jiang Cheng found that the door was unlocked, but he didn't care too much, and shouted at the crack of the door. : "Hey, work has started, Yueyue is asking for leave today~IndoMTL.com~You guys..."

"Ah, Jiang Cheng sama, come in directly, I... um, my body is a little uncomfortable." A Miss Baihua's voice came from the crack of the door.

"Are you feeling unwell?" Said, Jiang Cheng opened the door and smiled apologetically, "Then please rest well, I'll find other..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something was wrong, because... the posture of Miss Baihua in the room was almost... exactly the same as that of Sun Lun and Yue Yong! Except that Miss Baihua is under the bed, and the sun wheel and Yueyong are under the tatami. !

"Maybe I'm thinking too much, but I still want to ask..." Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and asked with a black line, "What's wrong with your body...why?"

Lying on the bed with the quilt on her back, Miss Baihua replied in a low voice with red ears: "No...don't ask for it knowingly. Yesterday, you did something like that and said something like that... Jiang Cheng sama... No, it should be called Lord Danna in the future... Lord Danna..."

Suddenly, for some reason, Jiang Cheng at this moment... stopped thinking.

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