Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 618: :Don’t delay your confession until April Fool’s Day!

Latest website: Looking at Lily of the Valley, whose face was covered in cold sweat, several black lines slowly appeared on Jiang Cheng's forehead, then he turned around again calmly and raised his hand to say goodbye: "Sorry, I just happened to be I remembered that the lights in the room haven't been turned off yet, so I'll take a look. It's not enough if you don't save energy and reduce emissions. Mother Earth is also working very hard. She's an evil Sai O, an evil cosmos, and even a demon. With the android..."

"Don't worry, the lights are all turned off." Sun Lun grabbed Jiang Cheng's clothes again and said with a smile, "And even if the earth is destroyed, there will still be Dragon O on the Mei O star, that's the point. Don't worry."

【Play with me? ! 】Jiang Cheng looked at the sun wheel with his blue veins gnashing his teeth, 【Can such a person still be called an oiran? ! Thank you for this flower fifty years ago! Now there is only one crumbling flower pole left! It looks like it's about to feed back to Mother Earth! ]

At this time, Suzuran finally stopped coughing, and said somewhat complacently: "Even if I am old, I will not lose to young people in that skill..."

Looking at Suzulan's dentures flying out and clipping her **** because of a cough, Jiang Cheng's entire forehead, including his eyes, was completely black.

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Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged at the small wine table or in front of the wine table, had a dark face and expressionless face throughout the whole process. Opposite Jiang Cheng was the smiling sun wheel.

Ling Lan Fan, who was standing beside Cheng Jiang Cheng with an IV pole, stared at Jiang Cheng's profile: "Come on, please come here, save the world... Huh? Who are you here?"

"It's just a completely innocent passerby who was ganged up by a dead old man and a dead old woman. The name doesn't matter at all, and the savior doesn't dare to be a savior." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and replied.

After deliberately pouring the wine on Jiang Cheng's face, Riron made a face of self-reproach: "Ala~ I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped my hand~ After all, people are also old in Jiang Chengsang's eyes. Where's the old lady~ shouldn't mind?"

"Hehe, I don't mind at all." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes with a smile on his face, "After all, she's a dead old woman, so mistakes are normal~ ah ha ha ha..."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's gnashing of teeth, Sun Wheel didn't care, but stretched out his hand and smiled at Suzuran and introduced: "Taifu, everyone is Yoshihara's savior and now Yoshihara's new Night King, Jiang Cheng, Jiang Chengsang."

"Temporary." Jiang Cheng added a few words expressionlessly.

"Ah, yes. I've been thinking of thanking you one day..." After receiving the wine from Sun Wheel, Suzuran trembled and reached out to Jiang Cheng, but then coughed violently again. .

After coughing for a while and even half of the wine was spilled, Ling Lan recovered a little and turned the wine towards Jiang Cheng again, "Please don't get drunk tonight."

After being glared at by the sun, Jiang Chengcai held his face with one hand, and reluctantly picked up the small wine glass and stretched out to Lily of the Valley.

"Cough cough..." Lily of the valley coughed again, and the wine was spilled out again.

But just when Sun Lun thought that the wine party was all thrown on the ground, Jiang Cheng's hand holding the wine glass suddenly moved.

Seeing that Jiang Cheng had poured a lot of wine into the wine glass, which was just full, Sun Lun covered his face and smiled softly, and at the same time thought to himself: [It's really a person who doesn't understand what he's thinking about. What about men. ]

After pouring the wine into his mouth and drinking it on his back, Jiang Cheng turned his head and smiled and turned the wine glass upside down.

"As expected of the wine poured by the legendary oiran, it's really good."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's face, Ling Lan blushed inexplicably "really", and hurriedly raised the wine in her hand again, "I'll be drunk tonight, don't you know, eh? Is the wine already empty? Really? Good drink...cough"

The whole cough didn't come out, and Lily of the Valley looked like her throat was stuck, her complexion deteriorated at a speed visible to the naked eye, and she suddenly fell to the ground and struggled.

Looking at Suzuran with her mouth wide open and struggling to breathe, Jiang Cheng hurriedly got up, "Hey! It's okay! Sun Rin, hurry up and call an ambulance!"

But just after speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed that the sun wheel was playing the shamisen unhurriedly at this time, and smiled and praised: "As expected of a famous dancer, Suzuran Taifu, what a wonderful break dance (breakdance).”

Looking at Linglan struggling on the ground, Jiang Cheng frantically complained: "What kind of breakdance is this! It looks like it's going to cross the Santuchuan soon!"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng squatted down and helped Lily of the Valley, carefully watching over it.

"Hey! Are you alright? Have you seen the previous guests waving at you across the river? Let them bring the money before you go! Don't just pass by if you don't see the money!"

At this time, Lily of the Valley, who had recovered a little, blushed again, "Guest, you are really impatient, then let's go to bed."

"Is the revolving light already started?!" Jiang Cheng was startled, "Hey! Cheer up! If you fail now, it won't be counted as work-related injury insurance! In other words, if you fail now, Yueyue may find out that you were a traveler before. The work-related injury insurance fund prepared by the woman was misappropriated by me to buy games! Hey! Cheer up!!”

At this moment, the sun wheel on the side suddenly shouted: "Get ready to go to bed~"

As soon as the voice fell, a fully equipped mobile hospital bed was pushed in by two little girls, and Lily of the Valley was also carried to the bed to start first aid.

"Phew~ I'm saved." Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, "It's almost bad, if it is found out that the money has been passively passed, Yueyue will definitely want to kill me, or use it. Month... no, make it up next month..."

Ten minutes later, Lily of the Valley's state gradually stabilized.

Looking at Jiang Cheng standing in front of the hospital bed, Ling Lan said feebly, "Today... I really enjoyed myself today."

"It should be safe and sound." Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly and replied with a chuckle.

"Thank you for coming to my last banquet," Ling Lan continued to take care of herself, then slowly closed her eyes with a relieved smile on her face, "What a gentle person, still willing to Worrying about my old-fashioned husband, I haven't met in a long time, a gentle person who took the initiative to catch my wine... This kind of gentleness is just..."

Ling Lan didn't continue to speak, then she reached out tremblingly and pulled out a hair of her own. She reached out to Jiang Cheng with trembling hands, and asked softly, "Then, can you make a promise with me?"

After tying her trembling hands around Jiang Cheng's left pinky finger, Suzuran stretched out the hair tied on her left pinky finger and continued, "Please come and see me again when the moon rises. I will Waiting for the moment when the moon rises..."

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Late night.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who crossed his arms in his sleeves, raised his head and squinted at the moon with a smile on his face, Sun Wheel said softly, "Aren't you wondering? That hair..."

"I'm not such a man who doesn't understand style." Jiang Cheng turned around and smiled and said, "Even if it's a wandering girl, it's just a woman in the end. No matter what era, women are always better than women. Men are much more emotional, and men are much more cunning than women.”

"Maybe it's not like that." Hirona smiled softly, lowered his head and gently flicked the shamisen in his hand, ""My love belongs only to you", "I will never I betrayed you", in order to prove her oath, you girls will give their hair, nails or blood fingerprints to the men they like, but unfortunately, it is basically just for the girls to squeeze more money from men. Just a means. cunning, right? "

"Who knows..." Jiang Cheng pulled out his hand from his sleeve and glanced down at the hair on his pinky finger, "But maybe it's similar to an April Fool's Day confession, right? It's true or false... Who else but me can Is it clear?"

"It's a good metaphor." Sun Wheel stopped the shamisen in his hand, raised his head, smiled and praised, and then continued to say to himself, "Maybe that person believed in the April Fool's confession. Maybe. So even though Yoshihara was no longer able to pick up guests, she still stubbornly refused to retire, saying that she would do anything as long as she could stay here. So she planned to stay here as a travel girl and never leave here for the rest of her life. .

She said that a long time ago, when Yoshihara was still on the ground, she had made a promise with someone to escape Yoshihara together, and it seemed that she had confused you with that man. "

"Is that so?" Jiang Cheng's little finger scratched his ear, and replied casually, "If it's so confusing, doesn't that mean that man is also a good man like me?"

"Indeed, since it's so confusing, that man should be just a scumbag like you." Hiron pretended to be surprised, "Oh! Not good! Let's hurry up and talk about it It would be better for Taifu Suzuran to make it clear!"

"Killed you, dead old woman. Wow!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was hit by the shamisen on the face, Hiron smiled and apologized: "I'm sorry, but because of my age, my hand slipped again~"

"Cut!" After wiping his nosebleed, Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, then looked at Yue Yong who was patrolling the street not far away, "Keep it a secret from Yueyue and Baihua, if you know this If things go wrong, Yueyue may lose her mind."

"Hey, I see." Sun Lun nodded lightly, and wisely did not ask Jiang Cheng whether he was going to leave it alone or what he was going to do.

"Ha~ I'm going back to rest. I'll find a friend who is in confinement at home tomorrow." Jiang Cheng yawned and stretched, then turned around and walked slowly towards the door. At the same time, he did not forget to raise his hand to say good night.

"Good night~IndoMTL.com~Sun Wheel."

"That, Jiang Cheng-sang." Ri Samsara turned to stop Jiang Cheng and asked with a smile, "If possible, can you make a new appointment with me?"

"What? Do you also want to elope with me under the moonlight?" Jiang Cheng said casually, "Forget it, I have no interest at all."

"Don't worry, that's what I am too." Sun Rin squinted and replied with a smile, then opened his eyes and his expression became a little more serious, with a trace of prayer in his seriousness, "Yes Is it okay to make a promise for the sake of the month?"

"Not interested."

"It doesn't matter if it's just that kid alone." Hiran continued with an almost pleading tone as he watched Jiang Cheng's back start slowly leaving again, "When you're about to leave here, at least... Please say goodbye to the child, please."

Jiang Cheng, who had just walked to the door, paused for a while, but then returned to normal, leaving only a faint "um" sound.