Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 629: :The word laser makes everyone’s heart flutter!

One morning, the Hengdao Hall Dojo.

After hearing A Miao's decision, Xin Ba Haw showed a shocked expression and exclaimed in disbelief.

"Huh—?! Want to recruit more students?! Sister... Sister, didn't you forget that setting? I thought you would develop this place into a night dojo..."

"Really," A Miao, who was kneeling in front of Xin Baha, scolded, "Do I look like that kind of ruthless woman? I'm just doing my best to wait for the destiny. When I went to TSUDATA a while ago, God Suddenly told me it was almost time to act..."

"You just remembered it when you were rewatching the second volume of DVD!" Xin Ba Hao immediately groaned.

At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was sitting under the eaves, held his chin and said expressionlessly, "I don't know if she is a ruthless woman, but the woman who rushed to someone's house early in the morning and dragged someone over was definitely not. What a woman to like."

"What are you talking about? Jiang Chengsang?" A Miao squinted and looked at Jiang Cheng sitting under the eaves with a smile, "As this work, we have supported our gym from the very beginning. You can definitely understand my feelings, right?"

"Private Marseille, I don't recall ever supporting something like this."

"What did you say?" A Miao smiled, "Isn't the only apprentice in Heaven Wuxin Liu you recommended?"

"Qingtai?" Jiang Cheng recalled only then, and then sighed with a long sigh on his forehead, "Ah, because I don't appear very often, I almost forgot the existence of that kid." /

Xin Baha lowered her head and pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose, silently complaining: "I don't know what's going on, I suddenly feel a little pitiful for Qing Taijun, who is currently taking classes in a private school."

"But at that time, I just threw him here just because I was so annoyed by it that I couldn't stand it. As for support, I wouldn't dare to do it." Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued.

"It's even more pitiful." Xin Baha silently answered, and then showed a smile and praised, "But Qingta has really worked hard for so long, and will come to practice every weekend and holiday. , has now become a very qualified apprentice of Heaven Wuxin Liu!"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng waved his hand without looking back, "As long as he doesn't walk around in front of me when he is free, I will pay a lot of tuition every year. Ah, yes, if possible, let him stay here and never go back to Yoshihara."

"How much do you hate Qing Tai-kun..."

A Miao said to herself at this time: "In short, after the six hundred chapters, including the tuition that Jiang Chengsang paid for Qing Taijun, he has saved a lot of money. If you want to take action, you can only Now is the time."

Yin Shi, who has been sitting under the eaves and has not spoken since the beginning, said casually: "What are you talking about in your sleep? No one will come to learn swordsmanship now, right? The era of swinging swords. It's over..."

Saying that, Gintoki clasped her nostrils with her little finger and turned around to glance at the two people in the room, "It will be the era of super young wives who wield Kato tea from now on."

"When did Kato Cha and Shimura Ken become a topic of conversation!" Shinbaha complained angrily.

"Nowadays, children's dreams are not about being a samurai or a ninja, Aru," Kagura, who was sitting between Gintoki and Jiang Cheng, turned around, raised a forefinger and closed his eyes. " It's time to marry Kato Cha, or to peek behind the idol's backing band and dance era."

"I don't remember how filthy it is in this day and age!"

"Che, you guys are still not keeping up with the times as always," Jiang Cheng said with a pouted corner of his mouth, "how could it be that kind of thing, now..."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng took out the smartphone he just bought, "It's the era of virtual currency!"

"You are too advanced!"

"Uncle, what is the virtual currency Aru?" Kagura asked Xiang Jiangcheng curiously.

"Hmph, no one really knows," Jiang Cheng snorted with a little pride on his face, "What precious metals, what stocks, what funds, those things are not comparable to virtual currency!"

"It is true that I heard that the Gorilla Fund lost a lot in the previous paragraph." Xin Ba Hao nodded and said, "Do you mean to switch to virtual currency now?"

"Kagura-chan, the so-called virtual currency," Jiang Cheng said eloquently, holding up an index finger, "the most important thing is the word "virtual", which means that it doesn't exist in reality at all!"

"Uh...that's right." Shinpachi murmured.

"Is Kagura rich now?" Jiang Cheng asked Xiang Kagura.

"No." Kagura shook his head slightly.

"Then close your eyes and start imagining!" Jiang Cheng continued solemnly, "Imagine in your brain that you have a lot more money, and that money is virtual currency!"

"How is that possible! That's just a delusion!" Xin Bazhu spit out loudly.

"Well, I've already imagined a room full of gold coins," Yinshi asked with his eyes closed. "What's next? Should I take them out of my imagination?"

"That kind of thing can't even be done by Cobb! Stupid Prio!" Shin Baha once again complained.

"Don't touch my money Aru!" Kagura shouted with his eyes closed, "Those are all my money!"

Yin Shi suddenly became unhappy: "Huh?! It's obviously mine! It's what I imagined! It's all the money I'm going to use to buy strawberry milk!"

Looking at Kagura and Yinshi who were fighting for some reason, Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "In short, this is basically a virtual currency, because it is an imaginary currency, so there is no need to worry about losses."

"It's a head! What you said has nothing to do with virtual currency!!"

"That's why, A Miao," Jiang Cheng turned to look at A Miao and suggested, "In this era, the dojo has to keep up with the times. I have already thought about the plan, and the name is called— —Virtual Dojo! Keeping up with the trend of the times, people can’t help but want to put money in when they hear it.”

Xin Ba Haw twitched the corners of his mouth and muttered silently: "It sounds like a pirated version of the online business simulation game, but... if it was in Edo, it would really be popular. for a while."

"Huh?" A Miao was stunned for a moment.

"Right?" Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, "First of all, A Miao, you also learned to close your eyes when you learned Yinshi, and then began to imagine that your own dojo had become the most famous dojo in the universe. Virtual dojos are basically the same. It's done. It doesn't cost you a cent to make your dojo the most sought after dojo in the universe..."

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng realized that A Miao, who had come to him at some point, squinted her eyes and smiled incomparably sweet.

Looking at A Miao who was gearing up on her head, Jiang Cheng wondered, "Hey? A Miao, what are you doing? Have you started to imagine?"

Two seconds later, ignoring Jiang Cheng who was punched into the yard by herself, A Miao clapped her hands and said, "This kind of time highlights the importance of swordsmanship."

"Do you think it's annoying to only use your fists?" Xin Baha squinted her Doudou eyes and said expressionlessly, then turned her face away and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying in a large shape in the yard. " And Jiang Chengsang, although you said it very euphemistically, I can hear the point of persuading my sister to stop having boring dreams."

"Now this ancient Japanese traditional culture is about to become extinct," said, A Miao's expression gradually softened, "I think it is our duty to protect this traditional culture and pass it on to the next generation."

Having already won the battle with Kagura, Ginshi frowned and sighed with all the virtual currency in his brain snatched by Kagura: "But, have you ever smelled the kendo armguards? Come to the arm guard, don't change your career to make natto straw. And because you wear a face guard, you can't tell who is who in the animation, a sword seals your throat or something, you really want to kill people, let that It is also our obligation to disappear in this era, right?"

"Have you really practiced swordsmanship?" Shin Baha twitched the corners of his mouth and complained angrily.

"There is indeed a part of the backwardness and the times," A Miao continued slowly, "so I think it is also very necessary to absorb the trend of the times and improve it to protect the tradition. Therefore, I want to update the heaven. No flow."

"Update?" Shin Baha let out a puzzled sound.

"That's right," A Miao nodded, then stood up and shouted with her movements, "Become the unintentional lightsaber flow in heaven!"

"Where did you lose the tradition?!"

"But the words of the lightsaber flow can really hit the hearts of children," Kagura, who was tired of counting virtual currencies, said, "Maybe there will be people who come to learn."

"That's not the problem."

"A problem with the Force?" Jiang Cheng, who got up, shrugged.

"It's not that anymore! Before we care about that kind of problem, we will encounter a more difficult copyright issue!" Xin Baha groaned angrily with wide-eyed eyes, and then pouted a bit of helplessness on his face. With an expression, "Besides, who will teach that lightsaber flow?"

"This issue has been resolved."

"Huh?" Shinba was stunned for a moment.

"There is a very suitable candidate." A Miao narrowed her eyes and explained with a smile, "A person who understands our Heavenly Heartless Flow and who can use a lightsaber. You will be surprised if you see Xin-chan. "

As soon as A Miao finished speaking, a man dressed like a Jedi came over and stopped at the door of the house under the gazes of Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Kagura.

"Yo," the man with a long scar on his right eye raised his hand and greeted Xin Ba Haw, "Long time no see, you have grown up, Xin Zai."

Looking at the grinning man who appeared at the door with a refreshing smile on his face, Xin Ba Ha just stared at him in a trance. After a few seconds, Xin Ba Ha did not respond.

His eyes were wet for a moment, and his nose and tears spewed out at the same time.

"Ah...Ah brother!"

Seeing Shin Bachi jumped into her arms, the man Oomi laughed, and reached out and patted Shin Bachi on the head: "Hahaha, my strength has also increased."

"Aichi-ge, you're still alive," Shinba burst into tears, rubbing against Miichi's chest, "It's great, it's great!"

…

"Huh? Past instructor?"

Gintoki, who was sitting across from Omi, was still puzzled.

"Really or not?" Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked at Omiichi with a strange look, "Is there really anyone in this dojo before?"

"Don't underestimate people, Jiang Chengsang." A Miao said with a smile, "Our family's dojo was still very prosperous at that time."

"I'm Obi-Wan," Omi said with a grin, "if you find it troublesome, just call me Obi-Wan."

"No, that name is more troublesome," Gintoki replied.

"Thanks to you for taking care of Amy and Xinzai while I was away. Let me say thank you to you too." Saying that, Omi folded her hands and turned to Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and the others across the table. Kagura thanked the three of them.

"Thankyouvery Hamney!"

Yin Shi replied: "Thankyou? Hamney? Huh? In the end, which country are you Hamney?"

"Omi eldest brother has been wandering the universe all the year round, so he has learned many dialects of the planets." A Miao explained.

"Ahaha, I'm really embarrassed Su."

"No, why did you learn this sentence of being embarrassed by Su in the universe?" Yin Shi complained~IndoMTL.com~ Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang," Xin Ba Hao explained excitedly to the two of them, "Ah The first brother is very powerful. He became the instructor of our dojo at a young age, and his swordsmanship was famous in Edo. Therefore, he was selected as a swordsmanship student and went to the universe. But it was involved in the explosion of the central tower transmission device. We thought he would never come back. "

"Ahahaha..." Omi laughed again, and then explained, "At the moment of the explosion, I was miraculously teleported to a planet on the border. In that case, I thought I might just practice swordsmanship there. As a result, I inadvertently became the strongest person there. In desperation, I wandered one planet after another, and was inadvertently given this strange nickname. After that, no one dared to challenge me again. It was so boring. Now, I'm going back to Edo again."

"It's amazing! It turned out to be a cosmic swordsman!" Xin Ba Hao exclaimed, "As expected, Brother Ah Yi is really amazing!"

"No, no, I'm still far from Xinzai's father."

"Hey, what is a cosmic swordsman?" Yin Shi asked Jiang Cheng and Kagura expressionlessly, squinting Doudou's eyes.

"Not only the character, but even the nickname is annoying Aru." Kagura complained silently.

"I don't want to have anything to do with people of this character." Jiang Cheng said silently, "I feel like an egoist who doesn't listen to anyone 100%."

"Mmmm." Gintoki and Kagura nodded at the same time.

"However, I didn't expect the dojo to become so dilapidated," Omi sighed, "Xinzai, Amy, I'm really sorry for not helping you when you were in the most difficult time, Su!"