Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 633: :Squatting at home and punks!
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Biyi Mengxing, the developer of interstellar wave laser cannons.
In other words, a planet unrivaled in the manufacture of laser cannons.
A few days ago, the bill proposed by the Earth to the Planetary Alliance [due to the difficulty of controlling the interstellar wave laser cannon, which requires prohibiting the production and import and export of this weapon] has been passed.
This behavior of the earth completely angered the developer of the interstellar wave laser cannon, Piyi Mengxing, and even regarded the earth as a thorn in the side and drove the spacecraft to sneak over the earth.
As a result, this group of dwarfs wearing masks in the name of terrorists appeared on the live TV screen in Jiang Cheng's room——
[You Earthlings don't seem to understand how much of a benefit the use of laser cannons would bring to the nation. ]
[So, in order for you to experience it for yourself, we have a great gift. ]
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[Twenty-four hours until the laser cannons are activated, and if you've been hesitating, tomorrow will be the day of Star Wars. From then on, it will be engraved in the history of the universe... no, in people's memory. ]
[Then...the earth that started the war will be the first to turn into cosmic dust, right? ]
[Also, don't be foolish to try to find this gift on Earth, as it is equipped with an emergency defense system. ]
[If you act rashly, the planet will perish before the laser cannon is fired. ]
"Ha~"
With one hand on his cheek, Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor watching TV, yawned, raised the remote control and turned off the TV.
"Have you had breakfast yet?" Jiang Cheng turned around and shouted casually in the direction of the door, "Yueyue - Sun Lun - hungry -"
Chila——
Yue Yong, who opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room, shouted angrily with white eyes: "When are you still thinking about eating? Earth... Yoshihara is about to finish playing! I didn't even talk about myself in the last chapter. Is it Yoshihara's Night King? Find a way for me!"
Jiang Cheng sat up, spread his hands, and said indifferently: "If you are too hungry, your head will not be able to work, and didn't that [beep-] star just said that? There are twenty more. Four hours."
"It's Piyi Mengxing!"
"Anyway, when I'm hungry, I can't think of a good way to do it! Sun-Rin-Kin-Breakfast, please-"
"It'll be ready soon~" The voice of the sun wheel came from outside the door.
"Sun Wheel, you doted on this **** too much, right?" Yueyong turned around and complained to Sun Wheel sitting in a wheelchair, "Isn't it the time to eat leisurely at this time?"
"Could it be... Yueyue, do you want to stay behind at this critical moment?" Sun Lun covered his face, looked at Yueyong in surprise, and then took out a small medicine from his cuff. Bao and stuffed it into Yueyong's hand, "This is a secret formula that can be conceived in one go! It's not too late, hurry up!"
"Who said you want something like this!" Yueyong blushed and smashed the small medicine bag in her hand on the ground, then pointed to Jiang Cheng and frantically argued to the sun wheel, "Also, who said that I want to save a man like this who is completely helpless!"
"No, I didn't say it was Jiang Cheng-sang." Hiron narrowed his eyes and smiled.
"Uh!" Yue Yong choked.
Jiang Cheng in the house waved his hand and said casually, "It's a coincidence, I don't want my future child to have such a helpless mother. Besides, it's more appropriate to say that it's a mother or a father?"
"Shut up for me!!" Yueyong, who instantly took out two Kuwu from his cuffs, threw Kuwu at Jiang Cheng.
Pfft! (sounds of suffering)
呲——(blood fountain sound)
Boom! (the sound of the idiot falling to the ground)
Looking at Yueyong, who was still holding the kunai throwing posture, blushing and panting continuously, the sun wheel couldn't help laughing, and then turned the direction of the automatic wheelchair and slowly walked along the side of the corridor. leave.
"Wait for breakfast~"
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"What do you think?" Yueyong, who was leaning against Jiang Cheng's door, asked.
"What do I think?"
Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then pinched his chin and looked at Yueyong carefully.
A few seconds later, Jiang Cheng folded his hands and hummed softly, saying: "Don't underestimate me, Yueyue, I really like Oupai, but I also have requirements for my character. Give it up, I I will never let my children suffer from such an unfortunate family..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was hit by two kunai on his forehead again, rolled his eyes and lay straight behind him.
Yueyong clenched her fists, her blue veins burst and her eyes were white and she shouted angrily: "I didn't ask you that! By the way, your child has the greatest misfortune to have a non-working home squatting father like you! Even open a parent When they meet, your children will not be embarrassed to introduce their squat dads to their classmates!"
"You too!" Jiang Cheng got up and retorted indignantly with white eyes, "Your child is definitely not ashamed to introduce you to others at the parent meeting, and you are just like a man except for your body. The same stinky woman is her own mother, right?! She will definitely not be able to hold her head up in front of her classmates and teachers! She will also stop communicating with her classmates because of your reasons, become more and more withdrawn, and eventually become a bad boy! "
"Who is a stinky woman like a man?! In the end, I'll give you the same words! Your child will become more and more withdrawn and eventually become a person like you who is out of society and has no job. squat at home!”
Jiang Cheng had blue veins on his face, gritted his teeth and replied: "Ha?! Are you looking down on squatting at home? Do you know how many squatting in Japan today?! Do you know how much game industry and animation they have driven? Is it the economy of related industries?! In other words, even the famous sextuplets next door are squatting at home!”
"I think you are underestimating bad people! You are three men in this family!!"
"No," Jiang Cheng raised his hand, shook his head, and replied with a blank face, "I don't underestimate the bad, I only underestimate you, Yueyue."
"Shinei-!!" Yue Yong took out a few kunai again and threw it at Jiang Cheng, "You **** man who can't even close the skylight!!"
Whoosh whoosh!
Jiang Cheng, who was covered in kunai, rolled his eyes once again.
"That...just because the switch was too old and was accidentally broken..."
After saying that, Jiang Chengcai fell straight forward.
Plop--
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Mechanical Hall, after watching the live TV broadcast of Yinshi, stood in front of the TV and murmured, "Could it be that that bastard... came back to destroy his hometown?"
The old man Yuanwai held his hand and said slowly: "The people of Piyi Mengxing use the entire planet to develop the weapons industry, just like a huge weapons merchant. But they are not stupid enough to go all over the country to do this kind of thing. . But behind it, there are also underground organizations called [Tinder House] that specialize in provoking war.
The famous cosmic juggernaut in many interstellar wars, if he is portrayed as a hero in order to provoke wars... I am afraid that kid didn't realize that he was being used? "
"What's the way to stop his half body?" Yin Shi turned his face and asked the old man outside the source lightly.
The old man Yuanwai bowed his head and said nothing.
"Let's talk," Yin Shi turned around to look at the old man Yuanwai, and then said naturally, "This is a job that Xin Ba Hao and A Miao can't take on?"
After listening, the old man Yuanwai sighed, then turned around and walked into the back room of the mechanical hall. After a few seconds, he came out with a knife with a scabbard.
While extending the knife in his hand in front of Yinshi, the old man Yuanwai reminded: "Listen, Yinshi. As long as this knife equipped with an intelligence jamming device is inserted into him, he will be able to Delay activation of his emergency system. In the meantime, destroy his half and disable all functions."
Yin Shi did not take the knife, but asked, "What will happen to the remaining half of the flesh?"
"Didn't I say it? Now he relies on machinery to maintain his life. If half of his function is lost, the remaining half of his body can only be turned into a corpse."
After listening, Yin Shi lowered his head and stared at the sword in the hand of the old man Yuanwai without saying a word. After a long silence, he stretched out his hand to take the sword and held it in his hand.
"That idiot, no wonder he said he's not a mechanic..." Yin Shi spat and scolded, "I'm waiting for me in a place like this. It seems that the old man and the idiot are also in touch. Ready for something like this. Cut!"
"I was just asked to work." The old man Yuanwai touched his bald head and smiled, "Of course if you don't want to do it..."
"Is there really no other way? The way to let that man live..." Yin Shi raised his eyes and glanced at the old man outside Yuan, and interrupted the other party's words.
"No," the old man Yuanwai shook his head, "this is the only way."
"Then, there is no way, so I can only do it."
After saying that, Gintoki turned around without looking back, raised his hand, waved his hand, and left slowly.
However, what Yin Shi and the old master Yuanwai didn't know was that A Miao, who had been leaning against the corner of the door at some point, listened to their conversation without fail.
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In the Shinsengumi camp~IndoMTL.com~ At this time, Kondo in uniform and Shishi with a cigarette are standing in front of a group of Shinsengumi members who are lined up and ready to go, doing the last before the action. Reminders and lectures.
"Yo Xi! Next we are going to track down the interstellar wave laser cannon, don't let any suspicious guys go!"
"Hijikata-san," Sogo raised his hand and asked, "what is the suspicious guy like?"
Fourteen thought for a while and replied solemnly: "The guy who looks like he can shoot lasers."
"Hey," Sou Wu pointed to the fourteenth and turned his head to look at the team behind him and reminded, "This guy's head has an idiot beam on his head, grab me."
The next moment...
Fourteen, who was under the control of a group of Shinsho teammates, shouted with blue veins and white eyes: "Let go of me! Are you **** trying to court death?! Hey, Kondo-san! You too! Say something!"