Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 645: :Blonde ion perm is no good guy!

Looking at Dingchun who was drenched in the rain, panting and looking at himself, Yin Shi murmured: "Ding... Dingchun..."

Speaking, Yin Shi came to Dingchun, knelt on the ground and gently rubbed Dingchun's big dog head with both hands.

"Dingchun, do you still remember me..."

Before he finished speaking, Dingchun clasped Yinshi's shoulders with his two front paws, opened his mouth and swallowed Yinshi's head into his mouth.

Just as Yinshi and Dingchun were playing the **** game between pets and their owners as before, Xiaoyu, who was holding an oil-paper umbrella, walked over slowly.

"Finally found," said Xiaoyu, who was holding the silver that he had just redeemed and was pressed against a certain club's clothes and wooden knife as he walked, "a person who has not been dyed gold in this street. with one...and one."

Yin Shi, who worked hard to pull his **** head out of Dingchun's mouth, looked at Xiaoyu who came, with a little disbelief on his face.

"Let me find it, Gintoki-sama."

Yin Shi's eyes widened and he murmured in disbelief: "Xiao...Xiaoyu, you...why?"

When she came to Yinshi, Xiaoyu, who bent down and held an umbrella for her, comforted her softly: "Please rest assured, even if the whole world forgets Lord Yinshi, you will not disappear from my data, because Before going to bed, I pressed RESET and shut down."

(Note: Press RESET and then turn off the power in the FC era, which can effectively protect the cassette battery from being lost due to [sudden power supply abnormality].)

"Ow!" Dingchun shouted, or echoed.

Xiaoyu continued: "Also, please call my full name - FabilouseAndrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemon Xiaoyu II, nickname is poko carbon, short name is Xiaoyu."

Yin Shi couldn't help but smile and said, "It's a name given by an idiot. Hurry up and forget it, that idiot must have forgotten it long ago. All he can remember is Ou. Sent..."

"In my opinion, Lord Gintoki is also a hopeless idiot." After speaking, Xiaoyu's expression softened a little, and she continued: "Indeed...it may not be as shiny as gold, Maybe only occasionally emits a dim light, always arguing with each other, always fighting, natural curly hair, flirtatious, sexual harassment king, both rent and salary arrears. But...

Even that is better than the false glow of gilding. When you are angry, you burst into anger from the bottom of your heart, and when you are happy, you burst into a smile from the bottom of your heart. The silver with you is more beautiful. "

After a pause, looking at Yin Shi, who was kneeling on the ground without saying a word, Xiaoyu handed the wooden knife in her hand to Yin Shi and said, "You...haven't forgotten that ray of light, have you? Bewitched by the light of the sword? Then, please stand up again, hold this sword again, and dye this world that was painted gold, and dye it back to silver again.”

Speaking, Xiaoyu got up and dipped the mop in her hand with the ink in the bucket, then turned around and came to the wall with the advertisement written [Master House Xiaojin] and the picture was Jinshi.

Tama, who used a mop to draw a big fork on the ad, continued: "Talk about this world that was painted gold and dyed back to silver again. You won't lose to Sakata Jin, you won't lose to blonde, no You will lose to straight hair, not to blonde, but remember what color your soul is."

"I didn't forget, how could I forget..." Yin Shi's hand holding the wooden knife gradually clenched, and at the same time he slowly laughed, "mixed with the colors of you idiots...

Dirty silver—! ! "

When I used all my strength and used a wooden knife to engrave the words [There are no good people with straight blonde hair] on the wall, his eyes became firm again.

"Ow!" Dingchun dipped the ink in the bucket with his front paws, then straightened his fore body and slapped the paw print behind the words engraved by Yinshi.

A silver hair with natural curly hair, a machine, and a dog all looked at the words on the wall with a serious expression...

"Take back our color and subvert this golden world! Go!"

……

In the early morning, it was just dawn.

Ding dong...

Standing in front of the door of the Master's House and ringing the doorbell, Yin Shi shouted, "Well, I'm sorry to disturb you. Is Jin Shijun at home?"

"Sorry, I'm taking a shower, can you wait a moment?" came Jin Shi's voice.

"Ah, don't worry, it's okay." Gintoki waved his hand in response, then took out the duel book with the words [Duel Book] from his arms and continued, "Then I will Put the dueling book here..."

Speaking, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something, and continued with a smile, "Ah, I'd better come back another day... ah! It hurts!"

Before he finished speaking, Yin Shi was hit **** the head by Xiaoyu holding the mop in his hand.

Xiaoyu asked three times in a row, "Excuse me, what are you doing? Are you here to play? Are you an idiot?"

Yin Shi touched his head and explained a little embarrassedly: "Well, even though it was his own house, he was too embarrassed to go in, and it was his own house that could break in and make a fuss."

"Please come here, obviously you have no strategy, do you think you can win?"

Speaking, Xiaoyu reached out and grabbed Yinshi's ear, not giving Yinshi any chance to resist, and dragged him to the corner of the stairs.

By the way, Dingchun is lying on the corner of the stairs yawning.

"I'll just say it straight," Xiaoyu said to Yinshi who was still rubbing her ears, "Judging from the current situation, Lord Yinshi has no chance of winning."

"You said just now that I wouldn't lose, right?" Yin Shi complained.

Xiaoyu continued to say to herself, "Why do you think you can beat this man who has straight hair, straight hair, straightforward personality, and is very good at making money. He has overcome all the shortcomings of Lord Yinshi?"

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi's temple unconsciously burst into a blue vein, and said unhappily, "Ah? What? Do you want to smack a person's ass? Or do you want to rip the **** out of a person's chrysanthemum? Which one do you want?"

"I'm going to pull out my **** to **** my ass." Saying that, Xiaoyu handed a stack of documents to Yinshi, "The so-called battle starts with understanding the enemy."

She took away the information in Xiaoyu's hands and pouted the corners of her mouth disdainfully when she saw Jinshi on the cover and the words [instructions], and said in disapproval: "Instructions? Hey, what are you kidding? How could that guy's information be written in it? It's not a plastic model."

At this moment, the sliding door of the Master Room on the side was pulled open, and Jin Shi, who was surrounded by a towel, was still scrubbing his hair and walked out.

"Sorry to keep you waiting, I'm washing my hair."

Sneaking his head out to look at Jin Toki, who was holding his plucked head and constantly scrubbing his hair, Gin Toki... was silent.

"Ah? It's gone."

Speaking, Jin Shi took a step back and closed the sliding door.

At this time, Xiao Yucai continued: "That's right, Sakata Kinoshi is the captain of the acting master house made by Gengai-sama, who was commissioned by Shinbaha-sama and Kagura-sama, and has overcome all the weaknesses of Gintoki-sama. The perfect Sakata Gintoki - a complete body made of superalloy, Sakata Gintoki No. 2! That is, Jin Sang. By the way, the money for making Gintoki... seems to be paid by Jiang Cheng-sama."

Gintoki, whose entire face began to twitch, was holding the instruction manual in his hand, cold sweat dripping from his face, and at the same time his voice trembled a little: "K... The perfect Sakata Gin who overcomes all my weaknesses. time, huh? What do you mean? In short, it's...what's going on?"

Xiaoyu reached out and turned the page in Yinshi's hand, or turned to the assembly details page, and answered neatly according to Yinshi's request:

"He's a plastic model."

"So that's what it is, so it's a plastic model..." Gintoki nodded and said, but the next moment he suddenly reacted, threw the manual in his hand and shouted angrily with his fist clenched. : "Who can accept such a statement! Idiot! It's too simple! Anyway, let's polish it up! No matter how you say it, it can't be a plastic model! Lie to me! Tell me it's a lie!"

Xiaoyu explained: "The most recent plastic model has been painted before assembly."

"Who colored your plastic model! Why does that thing exist! Why does that thing take over the whole street!"

Ignoring Yin Shi who was holding his head so crazy that he couldn't stop, Xiaoyu raised an index finger and explained to himself: "The reason is what I just said..."

——Xiaoyu's memory exclusive dividing line——

One day, outside the mechanical hall.

Xin Ba Haw, who was standing at the door, said helplessly: "Really, I've been so busy and disappeared. What a headache for the captain."

"So what does it have to do with me?" Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him with an umbrella, asked with squinting eyes and a blank expression.

"That's right!" Kagura, who was also holding an umbrella, complained, "Here, even the cat's hand wants to borrow Aru."

(I even want to borrow the cat's hand: it means too busy and understaffed.)

Jiang Cheng asked blankly again: "Hey, so why did you drag me out of Yoshihara? Does it have anything to do with me?"

"Lord Jiang Cheng, didn't you invite me out?" Xiaoyu on the side said to Jiang Cheng, "Did you forget?"

"Hey? Is there such a thing?"

"What the **** is going on with this guy's head?" Kagura snorted with half-squinted eyes, "You clearly asked us to bring Miss Xiaoyu to the Mechanical Hall! Give me the time you made an appointment with. Remember Aru! What's wrong with being two hours late, Aru?!"

"Ah..." Jiang Cheng then recalled it, squinted his eyes and smiled and said, "Oh, I remember, I did ask you to help me bring Xiaoyu to the Mechanical Hall."

Xin Ba Hao spit out a little speechlessly: "Jiang Chengsang, occasionally remember what he said..."

"But then again..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Xiaoyu and asked suspiciously, "What did I call you here for?"

"Have you forgotten your purpose in the end?!" Xin Baha's eyes widened and spit spit out loudly, "Give me a little more time!!"

"Isn't the purpose clear at a glance, Aru?" Kagura sighed with a sullen expression on his face, "Maybe it's just an occasional desire to make out with a woman who was raised outside Aru. What a terrible man~"

"Lord Jiang Cheng, robots don't have that kind of function." Xiaoyu said, "Please don't think of me badly, Xiaoyu will be very embarrassed."

"No, I never thought about it." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and replied without thinking, squinting Doudou's eyes.

"Hmm..." Xiaoyu's eyes flickered twice, and at the same time, she made some kind of electronic sound, and then the mop in Xiaoyu's hand waved down to Jiang Cheng's head.

Boom! !

Jiang Cheng, who smashed the ground into pieces, raised his head tremblingly, his forehead dripping with blood, and murmured, "Why...why? Xiaoyu..."

Xiaoyu put away the mop in her hand, then bowed to Jiang Cheng, apologized and explained: "I'm really sorry. I don't know what happened, just at that moment, the system mechanism recognized Jiang Cheng as a If the enemy is killed, it may be that the system has just broken down.”

"That's it..." Having said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted to the old Yuan Wai who was squatting on the ground with his back to everyone in the room, "Father, please check the system for Xiaoyu, if possible. , please adjust her to a more gentle character."

Shinhachi leaned into Kagura's ear and whispered, "Kagura-chan, no matter how you look at it, Miss Xiaoyu just did it on purpose, right?"

Kagura nodded noncommittally.

"I don't know if there is any problem with the system, but... little brother, there is indeed a problem with your head." Father Yuanwai said without looking back, and then turned to look at the new man who was still whispering. Ba Haw and Kagura continued: "Just now you said you were too busy, but there is something on my side that might be able to help you."

"Huh?" Shin Baha and Kagura looked at Father Yuanwai suspiciously at the same time.

At this time, Father Yuanwai got up, walked towards the store and continued: "Actually, I've been keen to make some boring little toys recently."

Going outside the source in front of a cloth-covered device, he stretched out his hand and ripped the cloth off, revealing the perfect Silver Time first machine inside, which was the beginning of everything - put a silver time imitation Sandbag for the head.

"Yeah! This thing is awesome, Aru!" Kagura exclaimed while pounding the sandbag.

Gintoki from Memories: The captain's usage is wrong, right? !

Father Yuanwai crossed his hips and said, "Are you cool?"

Tama who acts as a memory commentator outside the memory: If it's just like Gintoki-sama, that's fine. (Kagura in memory: Don't you think this natural scroll is a bit too curly, Aru?) With continuous improvement, it becomes more like Gintoki-sama, more like Master of the House of Masters. Unconsciously, everyone began to pursue the ideal captain...

Dusk...

"How does this feel?" The old man Yuanwai asked.

"It feels good, Yossi! I'll be the next one." Shin Baha, wearing boxing gloves, bumped his fists, then roared with white eyes, "Fuck me! Silver Time!"

But before Xin Baji's fist touched the sandbag, he was smashed into the face by the fist that broke the sandbag from the sandbag, and the whole person flew out with a nosebleed.

Tama who acts as a memory commentator outside the memory: It has become something completely different from Gintoki-sama.

"Hey, I'm talking about you guys," he got out of the sandbag without a trace of gold, "what's the fun in beating up someone who can't fight back? Is that a master house?"

Xiaoyu's commentary: The ideal pair length created by everyone's joint efforts surpasses the captain's complete body,

"I'd better take down that twisted signboard~IndoMTL.com~ Jin Shi, who came to Shin Bahak, leaned down and stretched out his hand, "Stand up and come with me. Today is New Master's Birthday! "

Xiaoyu: Devoured the silver light and turned it into a dazzling golden light.

——Memories end dividing line——

Xiaoyu went on to say: "...Then things developed rapidly. He led the Master House to show off his skills with his own skills, and his reputation grew, and the Master House instantly became a hero on the street. He immediately merged into the street, but , after becoming a celebrity did not satisfy him, in order to carry out the only mission of "representative Gintoki-sama", he chose to become the captain of the real Master's House. In other words, Gintoki-sama's existence was completely erased from everyone's memory on this street. "

Listening to Xiaoyu's words, Yin Shi suddenly thought of all the previous encounters...

Xiaoyu didn't stop, "...he used a special hypnotic wave to manipulate the memories in everyone's brains, erasing the memory of Lord Yinshi and replacing it with the memory of himself. Me and Lord Dingchun's memory The reason why it was not eliminated is because his brainwashing is ineffective against robots and animals. Do you understand? Gintoki-sama, his... Ginshi's purpose is to be a complete representative of the Master of the House of Masters! That is, to become Master of All Things The real captain of the house!"