Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 647: ：Golden Time (6)

"Stop it."

Just as Dingba and Xiaoshiwan were arguing, Jin Shi's voice came from behind them along with slow footsteps.

Hearing the sound, Dingba and Xiaoshiwan stopped their movements at the same time and looked back.

I only see——

I don't know when Jin Shi came to the roof, rubbing his face with both hands in a motion like a laser rain, and walking towards Xiao Shi Wan, and at the same time, his mouth was plausible.

"Although I don't know what you're talking about, there is one thing I must say!" After speaking, Jin Shi, who had come to Xiao Shi Wan, lifted his hair and raised both hands to continue. Said: "deep resonance ~"

Watching Jin Shishi, who had transformed into a different appearance (a former women's soccer player), Yin Shi just had a dark face and twitched the corners of his mouth in silence.

(Ze Huixi, a former female football player in the island country, appeared in the promotional CM for the Japan premiere of the rise of the Planet of the Apes. In which she once proposed that the leader of the orangutan in the film had "the same inner entanglement as the captain, before he made up his mind". resonates.)

……

Looking at Jin Shi, who was still looking like that, and Xiao Shi Wan, who was sitting on his head, Kagura held a small fist and exclaimed and praised:

"As expected of Jin Jiang Aru! It resonated in an instant!"

At this time, Yin Shi finally came back to his senses and complained loudly: "Wait a minute! That's not Jin Sang! It's not the captain of the Master's House at all! If you look closely, it's another captain! "

Ignoring Yin Shi's complaints, along with the sound of music, Jin Shi picked up the microphone he didn't know where it came from and sang loudly like a concert.

"Then let's all come together~

Then shine, UltraSoul! ! "

“Hey!”×5

“Ow~”×1

“How did it become that everyone agreed to end with “UltraSoul”? ! "Speaking, Yin Shi stretched out his hand and pointed to Yule and Dingchun, who had joined in at some point, and then complained, "And...Xiaoyu!" Why did you even join in the fun! "

……

When Yinshi and Xiaoyu and Dingchun's "Master House SEPIA" failed repeatedly, Jiang Cheng in Yoshihara also encountered a little trouble...

No, it's a little bit inaccurate to say it's a little trouble, it should be said to be a little bit...different...

"That..." Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged in front of the computer and holding a game controller, squinted and turned to look at the members of Baihua who were kneeling behind him, and Yue Yong and the sun wheel in a wheelchair. He smiled and asked, "Is everyone busy today? Why have everyone been staring at me so closely since morning?"

"Indeed, if you feel it carefully, it seems to be a little different from the usual Jiang Cheng sama."

"Is there? I feel like the usual Jiang Cheng sama."

"Look at that, that, the usual Jiang Cheng sama's ponytail has two more hairs than today's ponytail."

"Ah! That's true!"

"Also, although I'm still a scumbag who only knows how to play games in the room, I still feel that something is wrong."

"That's right, that's right, the usual scum... No, Jiang Cheng sama feels better."

……

Listening to the whispers of Miss Baihua, Jiang Cheng silently burst into a blue vein in his temple, and said with a smile, "Hey, although I don't know what you are doing, who said it just now? Scumnet's? And...who just called out scumbags? By the way...how do you see the fact that the ponytail is short of two hairs!"

"It's not just that the ponytail is missing two hairs," said Heidomaru, who had mixed in at some point, raising his hand, "Jiang Cheng sama's state was also a little wrong last night, about three minutes and twenty seconds less than usual. time."

Ge Ye Fushou, who naturally mixed into Baihua's sister together with Wai Dao Wan, covered his mouth and said, "Yes, it usually takes longer~"

"But don't worry, I think it's probably just because of my bad condition yesterday." Saidomaru took the words and continued, and then got up and spread the quilt he carried on the floor next to him, "If you can, please Jiang Cheng sama proves himself."

"The concubine also wants to prove Jiang Cheng's innocence," Ge Ye, who was also laying out the quilt on the side, made an appearance of looking for Jiang Cheng, and immediately began to untie his waist with both hands. "If it's to prove Jiang Cheng sama's innocence, please use my body freely! Please don't pity me!"

"Me too." The outsider who was already lying in the quilt echoed.

"Then I'm welcome." With that said, Jiang Cheng even took the quilt and threw Ge Ye and Wai Dao Maru out of the window with all his strength.

Ignoring the screams of the two and the "ding" sound that turned into a star, Jiang Cheng closed the window and went back to the computer to sit down.

But just sitting down, Miss Baihua, who had some doubts, changed their attitude and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

"Jiang Sung sama! It's really a living Jiang Sama sama!"

"That's right! This is Jiang Cheng sama!"

"Totally S, Jiang Cheng sama! Love you to death!"

"To treat that kind of woman with no mercy at all is exactly Jiang Cheng's sama!"

"I believed in Jiang Cheng's sama from the beginning!"

"Liar! You were the one who doubted Jiang Cheng's sama the most just now! I'm the one who believed in Jiang Cheng's sama from the very beginning!"

"No! It's me!"

"It's me!!"

……

Looking at the Baihua sisters who were about to hang on him and were still arguing, Jiang Cheng was still confused and asked, "Hey, what the **** happened to you today? What are you talking about? Huh? It's really weird."

"It has nothing to do with us," explained a sister Baihua, who was holding Jiang Cheng's right arm tightly for fear that others would take it away. "It's all the leaders said..."

Whoosh whoosh!

Several kunai stuck to the floor prevented the young lady Baihua from continuing to speak.

"That..." Jiang Cheng silently pulled out the Kunai stuck on the back of his head, and even brought out a few drops of blood, "Next time, could you please aim a little more? Yueyue..."

Yue Yong snorted and didn't speak, but pushed the sun wheel and turned around and walked slowly towards the door.

"Did this woman take the wrong medicine today?" Jiang Cheng complained strangely, "What is the situation?"

A Miss Baihua explained: "In simple terms, the leader watched the episode where Duo OA Meng was replaced by his own shadow yesterday."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was still confused, "What's the matter?"

"It's..."

The bitterness and silence of the swish once again stopped Miss Baihua from continuing to speak.

"Going to patrol, disbanded." Yue Yong, who had just walked to the door, reminded lightly.

Hearing the sound, Miss Baihua reluctantly got up and dispersed.

……

On the street of Yoshihara, Yue Yong leaned against the wall of Danzi Shop, her brows furrowed, as if she was thinking about something.

The sun wheel with hot tea in his hand and a plate of dumplings on his lap smiled and said, "I think it's probably just because you are too tired, Yueyue, and Jiang Chengsang is still the same as before." /

"No, I always feel that something is wrong." Yueyong shook her head gently, "I always feel..."

"Oh! I see!" Sun wheel suddenly thought of something, raised an index finger and smiled and continued, "Yueyue must have felt that Jiang Chengsang's attitude towards you was a little cold recently, so she felt something was wrong, right? ?"

"That's not it!" Yueyong blushed and complained with white eyes, "Who would be for such a reason! After all, there is no such thing at all!"

"If not..." Saying this, Sun Rin raised his teacup and took a sip, then casually continued, "Then it's probably Yueyue, your nerves are too tense because of work, so take a break Might be better."

"No!" Yue Yong retorted, and then racked her brains to find out what was wrong, "It's that...this...it just doesn't feel right anyway!"

The sun wheel slowly analyzed: "I feel that something is wrong, and after racking my brains, I can't find anything wrong, that is, there is nothing wrong, maybe you are really tired recently. Then it's better to take a good rest. How?"

"I already said that!" Yueyong retorted a little frantically, but then suddenly thought of something, "I thought of it! That idiot is wrong... I finally thought of it!"

"What is it?"

"Verbal... sexual harassment!" Yue Yong replied solemnly.

After Sun Lun was silent for a long time, he smiled reluctantly and spoke to comfort: "That... I will arrange Baihua's patrol mission in the past few days, Yueyue, you can go and have a good rest."

"I said it has nothing to do with taking a good rest!" Yue Yongbai retorted angrily, then calmed down and said slowly, "At least that idiot always said something that made people angry. the topic of sexual harassment, but the fire at that time was slightly different from the fire when he said that in the past two days.”

"I don't understand what you're talking about..." Sun Lun smiled awkwardly and complained, "But then again, Jiang Chengsang turned out to be such a person, is it verbal sexual harassment?"

"No, no, it sounds like it, but it's just because that person is an idiot." Yueyong subconsciously defended Jiang Cheng.

"That... Yueyue, what are you talking about?"

"No, don't worry about it." Yueyong, who realized that she had just been quick to defend herself, had a somewhat unnatural look on her face. Then he continued: "But the feeling is a little different these two days. Although I say the same things and do the same things as usual, this fire is slightly different from the previous fire."

After thinking for a moment, Sun Lun smiled again and raised a forefinger: "In short, Jiang Chengsang's verbal sexual harassment was like casually said by someone he liked, But now it feels like it's coming out of a stranger's mouth. Right?"

"Ah, that's right." Yueyong nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, blushing and loudly defending: "No—!! It's not what you said at all. Who would like that kind of man! At most it's just like an acquaintance!"

"Yueyue... I think it's better for you to take a rest." Sun Lun kindly suggested.

Yue Yong was about to refute when she suddenly heard a commotion under a tall building not far away, as if... a crowd had gathered.

When Yueyong took a closer look, her pupils could not help shrinking - I saw a wandering girl in a pink embroidered kimono and glasses standing alone on the edge of the roof of the building.

"That...that's...!!"

A Miss Baihua who ran over reported: "Boss! I heard that the guest I liked was taken away by another travel girl, so that travel girl wanted to commit suicide!"

Hearing the sound, Yueyong breathed a sigh of relief.

The sun wheel, who noticed it, asked, "Hey? Why is there a sigh of relief on your face, Yueyue?"

"Is there?" Yueyong pretended to be calm and replied, "No, I didn't think it might be related to that idiot. Absolutely not."

Sun Lun smiled awkwardly and complained: "Yueyue, you are less and less self-advised on the topic of Jiang Chengsang..."

"I said that I didn't think about it that much!!" Yue Yong shouted, and then coughed twice, "No way, this kind of thing can only be asked Kagura and them."

……

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

More and more people gathered in front of the building, but fortunately, they didn't shout "Why don't you dance?", "Hurry up! Don't waste time!" I’m still in a hurry to go to work!”, “Whether to jump or not! Jump faster!”, “It’s a matter of a second, hurry up, girl!” Waiting for the scumbags holding up their mobile phones and preparing to post news.

Instead, they are all kindly persuading the **** the roof not to do stupid things.

"Come on! Calm down!" shouted a crowd of onlookers.

"Don't come here! Come over and I'll jump off!" the girl exclaimed excitedly.

In the crowd, standing in front of Kagura and Shinhachi, Yueyong, holding a cigarette pipe in his hand, explained helplessly, "I heard that the guest I liked was taken away by another travel girl. I really don't understand the ambiguity between men and women, it hurts my brain."

"After all, my uncle just likes Opie." Kagura nodded and said, "To be honest, I say that my uncle has been in a lot of relationships, but those are definitely just for Opie. Love or something. , there is absolutely no serious talk about Aru!"

"It has nothing to do with that idiot!" Yue Yong retorted excitedly, "Why do you say that idiot at this time?!"

"But then again, where's Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Baha looked around.

"I told you to stop talking about that idiot!" Yueyong shouted with white eyes, then calmed down, pouted and continued, "Probably playing games in the room." /

At this moment, a naturally curly silver hair with depression written all over his face came to the side of the girl who was about to jump off the building and put the wine glass in his hand on the fence.

"I'm a little gloomy," Yin Shi said, looking at the wine glass in his hand blankly, without raising his head, "I want to be alone for a while, can I trouble you to walk away?"

"The real melancholy guy has appeared!!" Shinba groaned.

At this time, Jin Shi, who came to the other side of the wandering girl, put a pot of herbal tea on the fence and said at the same time: "Calm down, can you accompany me for a cup of tea before you die?"

"Jin Sang is also here!!"

【Lord Yinshi, it is going to be a direct duel, you must not lose here! 】Now Xiaoyu in the crowd... Or Yule stopped in front of his chest with both hands in his hands, cheering for Yinshi in his heart.

When the wandering girl standing on the fence looked sideways at Jin, she spoke fiercely: "Don't come near me again! Leave me alone!"

Kim Shi replied: "A guy who wants to be left alone will not choose such a gorgeous way to die."

"Because I want to see this blue sky at the end, the deep blue sky that reflects my heart." Ginto murmured with his head lowered.

"There is one person who has no intention of persuading her at all! He just wants to jump off first!" Xin Ba Haw complained again.

Jin Shi closed his eyes and continued with a soft expression: "Tell me about it, some words are easier to say to strangers."

"It's no use telling you..." Yin Shi silently turned his face away from his gloomy expression.

"I didn't ask you!!" Xin Baji groaned hard.

"Then let me listen and talk." Yueyong shouted with her face raised.

"I didn't ask you either!!" Shin Baha turned his face sideways and reminded a little frantically.

"That..." The wandering girl standing on the fence turned her face to Gintoki and said, "Although I am not suitable, I will bring you the souvenirs of Hades, just tell me. "

"Are you coming too?!"

As soon as Xin Baji's voice fell, the crowd suddenly became commotion again.

"That's right, bro! Say it! Cheer up!"

"Don't admit defeat—!"

"Calm down—!"

……

Looking at the crowd who were constantly shouting and persuading the opening of the silver guide, Xin Ba Hao complained again: "Hey, what's the situation now? Who are you trying to help!"

"Noisy!" Yin Shi shouted angrily, "Don't be so gentle to me! I'll cry for you!"

Speaking, Gintoki put down the wine glass in his hand, and climbed up a little bit with his hands on the fence, "Finally... It's great to meet people like you who treat me gently even if you don't know me. ..."

"Wait! Brother!"

The voices of the crowd exhorting Gintoki came one after another.

But at this moment, looking at the silver dawdling on the fence, Xiaoyu suddenly noticed something, and thought to herself: [No, no, people who want to commit suicide usually only care about themselves, and have no time to think about others. At this time, if you see someone more unfortunate than yourself, you will feel sympathetic to others and stop suicide. ]

Thinking about it, Xiaoyu suddenly found that Yin Shi had stood up at this time, turned around very quickly and rushed in the direction of the wandering girl, and then thought to herself: [That is... a trick! With an ability to understand subtle human emotions that robots don't have, silver... beats gold! ]

But the next moment...

"Ah! I'm sorry!!" Yin Shi jumped up and kicked Jin Shi with both feet, "My heart is too heavy and I accidentally slipped!"

Xiaoyu:......

Upstairs, at this critical moment, You Nv... No, it should be said that Xiao Yuan rushed in front of Jin Shi, and opened his hands to block Jin Shi.

Looking at the wig falling off, revealing the original appearance of the little ape, Gintoki was still in the air in an instant, the whole person was not well, showing a constipated expression.

【Original, it was you! ! ]

Clap! !

Ginshi, who didn't have time to brake, kicked Little Ape directly and kicked him downstairs.

"Yeah-!!" Little Ape screamed, "I just wanted to get Jin Sang's attention a little!"

"Little ape!" Yin Shi shouted.

"Hmph~IndoMTL.com~ Yin Shi, you are completely finished now..." Jin Shi said with a light snort.

But then Jin Shi suddenly opened his eyes, because Jin Shi saw that Yin Shi jumped down without hesitation at all.

When looking at Gin, who was running to catch up with Little Ape on the wall, and grabbed Little Monkey's hand, Shin Baha and others also showed expressions of incredible horror.

Looking at Yinshi, who was about to land, Xiaoyu stepped forward and shouted: "Master Yinshi——!!"

But at this moment, an umbrella flew straight from a distance, the end of the umbrella was directly inserted into the clothes on Yinshi's shoulder, and it was firmly nailed to the wall with Yinshi.

Boom! !

"Ugh!" He spit out a mouthful of blood when his back slammed into the silver on the solid wall, and then cursed with white eyes in the direction the umbrella flew, "Bastard! It's like this every time! Change it! Isn't it a gentle method?! I don't know if I was saved or not! Don't you feel uncomfortable if you don't let people break two bones or something?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yin Shi suddenly found something again, smiled softly, and his expression gradually softened.

That is—at this time, Kagura, Dingchun, and Xinbaha are still in the position below themselves, and they are still maintaining their pick-up actions.

"What a mess!" came a reproach from the crowd.

"It's not messing around," Yin Shi muttered as he looked at the two people who were still in the act of picking up people, "because I knew you would definitely come to save me, and the consequences would be a little more serious. The point is that the consequences are now. There will be no more serious consequences than now..."

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