Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 659: : Life is like a lottery ticket!
On the streets of Kabukicho.
"Hey, you're really weird today." Jiang Cheng said to Yueyong, who was walking by the side, "The reaction from that cigarette shop just now was super weird."
Hearing the sound, Yueyong was startled, but she still pretended to be the usual cold attitude and said, "No, it's nothing strange, I just don't want to waste time in that kind of place, you don't mean it's very important Something to do?"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng said with a puzzled voice, pointing to himself, "Did I say something important? It's strange, why don't I remember that I said that?"
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who pinched his chin, frowned, lowered his head and began to wonder if he had said that, Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, cleared his throat, and said again: "No doubt, after all You're an idiot who can't even remember what you had for breakfast, so it's normal not to remember saying things like that."
"So it is!" Jiang Cheng tapped the palm of his hand with his fist, but he suddenly reacted and said unhappily, "Who is an idiot! You stinky woman!"
Yueyong, who did not stab Kuwu on Jiang Cheng's head when she heard such words as in the past, breathed a sigh of relief in her heart: [It seems that he has been fooled. ]
But at this moment, Jiang Cheng continued to say with some emotion: "But then again, someone really won 300 million. He's really an enviable guy~"
"I told you not to think about unrealistic things anymore," Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng and reminded lightly, "The probability of winning the lottery is just like twins born by chance, and they both grow up by chance. It's like a ladyboy! Simply put, it's an astronomical probability by chance!"
"Well..." Jiang Cheng raised his face and thought for a moment, then lowered his head and smiled and said, "Yueyue, you really have the potential to be a good mother."
"Huh?" Yueyong was stunned for a moment, then blushed and shouted incoherently, "What the **** are you talking about! What are you talking about now?! Are you deliberately making fun of me? ?! Asshole!"
"No, no, no," Jiang Cheng quickly waved his hand, smiled softly and replied, "I just thought that you were just like a mother who was educating her children well?"
"Is it...?"
"It's almost exactly the same!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded earnestly, and then walked a little faster, "It's coming soon, hurry up, Yueyue!"
After following in Jiang Cheng's footsteps, Yueyong asked, "But then again, where are you going?"
"Where is it?" Jiang Cheng looked puzzled, "Didn't I say it just now? Of course it's Akihabara."
"That's it."
"But there's one more place to go before that."
"Where?" Yue Yong asked hurriedly, her expression a little anxious.
"You're really wrong today..." After silently complaining, Jiang Cheng stopped, then raised his head and looked at the signboard of the building in front of him - "Four Wells Bank", of course Di continued: "Where else could it be? Of course it's a bank."
Looking at the bank in front of her, Yueyong's mouth was half open and she was silent...
Looking at Yueyong with a frozen expression, Jiang Cheng said suspiciously, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you alright? Hey -- cheer up, what's wrong here?"
The recovered Yue Yong, ignoring Jiang Cheng who was still chattering on the side, thought to himself: [This guy... Could it be! Could it be that you already know? ! Did everything I do today make me follow him to this kind of place with the lottery ticket? ! ]
"Yueyue, you're really weird today." Jiang Cheng clasped his chest with one hand and murmured while pinching his chin with the other, "Is it that day?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai sticks on one side of his head, fell straight down, spurting blood.
"This... this time it's much more normal..." Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, muttered in his mouth.
"You..." For some unknown reason, Yue Yong, whose face was covered in cold sweat, asked Xiang Jiang Cheng with a solemn expression, "Why... come to the bank."
"Why why?" Jiang Cheng pulled the kunai from his forehead, struggled to stand up, and answered as a matter of course: "Of course he came to withdraw money."
【Does this guy really know? ! 】Yueyong's face changed dramatically, 【Sure enough, did you know from the beginning? ! Did you deliberately lure me to such a place? ! Careless! This man really knows everything! ]
Looking at Yueyong, whose face was a little bad, Jiang Cheng said again: "Your face is very bad, isn't that what happened?"
"What kind of money did you come to the bank to withdraw?" Yueyong wanted to struggle for a while, and asked calmly, "I don't remember your guy's habit of saving money."
"Hey, there is a limit to underestimate people," Jiang Cheng said dissatisfied, and then reached out and took out a passbook from his cuff, "Even someone like me can save money. I know that in this era, there are basically new games and game consoles on sale every day! If you don't save money, how can you keep up with the trend of the times?!"
"Are you saving money just to buy that kind of boring stuff?!" Yue Yong groaned frantically with white eyes, but he breathed a sigh of relief, "That's great, I thought he already knew it. But now it seems that he really forgot about the lottery. ]
"I'm in," Jiang Cheng said as he pushed his sleeves and walked towards the bank door, "Yueyue, it doesn't matter if you don't come in, I'll be fine right away."
"No, I'll go in too." Yueyong put away the pipe and naturally followed Jiang Cheng's footsteps.
[I didn't expect him to hide this kind of thing, just in case, let's take a look at how much money he has saved. ]
Yue Yong thought so in her heart.
"Whatever you want." Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders indifferently, then lifted his legs and walked into the automatic bank door that opened automatically.
Seeing this, Yueyong also pretended not to care and followed.
However...Jiang Cheng and Yueyong, who stepped into the gate of the bank almost at the same time, stopped at the same time...
If you want to ask the reason, it may be because of the masked gun-wielding mohawks who surrounded the two...
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Outside the Yotsui Bank, Gintoki stood side by side with Shi Shi who was wearing civilian clothes, and walked towards the bank gate while bickering.
"...I didn't win the lottery, I didn't win the lottery!" Shi Shi retorted stubbornly as he walked, "How could I win the lottery! What basis do you have to say I won the lottery?"
"I didn't mention a word about winning. Did you win?"
Fourteen retorted excitedly: "I said I missed it! Hurry up and go back to me! Forget it!"
"How much? Huh? How much did you win?"
Fourteen, who stepped into the bank's gate without looking at it, replied impatiently, "Ah, ah, I know, I know, I'll treat you to chocolate parfait, you can eat as much as you want. Please go back."
At this moment, Shizune and Gintoki simultaneously heard the sound of bullets being loaded and... the voice of a somewhat rude man.
"Raise your hands."
Hearing the sound, Shi Shi and Yin Shi stopped at the same time and followed the sound to look over.
"I told you to raise your hands!" Sitting on the counter with his face covered, Mohigan, who seemed to be the leader with a rifle, opened his mouth and reminded again.
However...for some reason, Shi Shi completely ignored the mohawks who were all charging at him with pistols, and walked towards the bank counter on his own.
While walking, Fourteen said to himself, "Yes, I'm tired of hallucinations, get out of the way, you **** Mohican."
At this moment, Yin Shi, who had raised his hand behind him, kindly reminded in a low voice: "Mr. Tufang, Lord Tufang, they are the real Mohigan."
At the same time, feeling the incomparable metallic texture of the pistol on his forehead, Fourteen... his entire face turned black.
But this is not the end, because the next second, Fourteen heard the voice of a nasty guy who absolutely didn't want to meet at such a time...
"Yinshi ~ Liu Haijun~" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged among the hostages, waved at the two of them with a smile and shouted, "Look here and here. And that, big brother over there, I'm sorry, These two people are my acquaintances, and it doesn't matter if they shoot directly."
"It doesn't matter how big you are!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and cursed bitterly.
【Why is this guy here! 】 Fourteen thought bitterly in his heart, 【One natural scroll is enough! Why add this unpleasant ponytail guy! ]
"Keep quiet for me!" Mo Xigan, who was holding a rifle as a hostage guard, reminded Jiang Cheng solemnly.
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little excited to see an acquaintance suddenly." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the lap of two bank staff ladies, waved his hand and smiled apologetically, "You guys continue."
After being silent for a long time, the moxican pointed to Jiang Cheng and asked another of his Moxican accomplices: "Why do I think this guy won in this situation?" /
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In the bank with the door closed, some people are squatting on the ground with their heads shivering; is full of lottery tickets.
There are also people who are being held tightly in the middle by the two bank staff ladies, while being rubbed by the two young ladies and enjoying the massage of the two young ladies, and some people are holding back and want to put this positive Heartlessly enjoying the urge of the man who was massaged by the young lady to die.
"Hey, can you give me one?" Yin Shi flicked the booger off his little finger and asked Jiang Cheng, who looked extremely comfortable, "The D+ on the left and the E on the right are both fine. ."
"No~ I want Jiang Cheng's sama~" The two staff members refused at the same time, and at the same time hugged Jiang Cheng's arms and acted like a spoiled brat.
At this time, Si Yueyong sitting behind Jiang Cheng instantly burst into two blue veins on his forehead.
"Don't be too complacent! Smelly woman!" Yin Shibai shouted in a low voice with his eyes bursting with blue veins, "and also tell me "Don't~ People want Yinshi sama~" or something! Give it a try! You two should try it! "
"I'm so sorry, Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then looked down at these two bank clerks who wanted to look good and had a figure, "Chunzi and Lizi don't like you either. What?"
"I hate it~ Jiang Cheng sama~" The young lady on the right laughed and scolded, "It's said that people are called Chiba, so it's enough to call them Xiao Qian~"
Yue Yong's forehead is filled with a blue vein~IndoMTL.com~ The young lady on the left said coquettishly: "Jiang Cheng sama is really, everyone said that people are called Yuyi, and it's good to call them Yuyi sauce~"
Blue veins erupted on Yueyong's face.
"Sorry, sorry, I'm a little bad at remembering names." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and whispered in the ears of the two of them, "The only thing I'm good at remembering is my body~"
In an instant, the two women blushed and exclaimed: "Ah~! Jiang Cheng is so good!"
Of course, that said, the two young ladies still have no intention of letting go.
"Then, after get off work today, would you like to come with me..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt that there was something on his waist.
He looked down at Kunai who was pinned to his waist. After a long silence, Jiang Chengcai pointed to Yueyong behind him and looked at Yin Shi and said blankly: "Although these two disagree, but here There is one more, or choose this one, Yinshi."
"No, I'm not a person who pursues any kind of excitement. This feeling of being on the verge of life and death every day is a little too exciting for me."
"Shut up all of you!!" At this moment, the Mohican leader finally spoke up, "If one more person makes a suspicious act, I will turn all of you into a hornet's nest!"
"Big brother, does that person count?" A certain younger brother pointed at Jiang Cheng who was still surrounded by two young sisters and asked, "I feel like I have been doing suspicious actions from the very beginning. And... I don't know why, I always have a burning feeling."
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