Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 678: : The limits and drawbacks of education.
The first day of Kagura School Experience, 7pm.
"I'm back!"
Across the door and the entrance, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi heard Kagura's excited shouts.
Click-pull!
After closing the door, Kagura took off her shoes and ran into the living room.
The excited Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng sitting on the sofa and asked, "Hey? Why is my uncle in Aru?"
"Welcome back. Also, what..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and hit haha, "I just thought it was the first day of school, that..."
"I'm very happy!" Kagura grinned and interrupted Jiang Cheng's words with excitement, "It's a very fresh feeling! The cram school too! The violin too! The bento too! It's very, very interesting!"
"Uh..." Jiang Cheng reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth, and then replied, "Then... that's good..."
"Anyway, anyway..." Yinshi got up, turned around and walked towards the kitchen, "Let's have dinner first, it's ready. Don't you have to go to a cram school or something later? Right?"
"That's right!" Jiang Cheng also hurriedly got up and followed Yinshi's footsteps, "It must...must be very hard, right? Yinshi was bleeding profusely and bought expensive meat today!"
Looking at the backs of Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, Kagura tilted his head, squinting Doudou's eyes and asked aloud, "Hey, do you two say that you are lonely because I'm not here?"
"No, it's not." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi instantly stopped at the same time with expressionless faces, turned around, raised their hands and replied.
Kagura: Stare——
"Really, what nonsense are you talking about?" Yin Shi shrugged, "Without a noisy and violent little girl during the day, it's very clean."
"That is to say." Jiang Cheng also shrugged his shoulders, "It's rare that I won't be disturbed occasionally, and I feel very happy."
"Really?" Kagura dropped the backpack and sat on the sofa casually. "If that's the case, forget it, Aru. I'm happy at school and cram school anyway, so everyone will be happy."
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's expressions sank instantly.
……
A week goes by in the blink of an eye.
Since that day, Jiang Cheng has basically never been to the Master's House again. As for whether he secretly followed Kagura to school or not, only I know it in my heart.
But it is worth mentioning that on the second day of Kagura's schooling, Jiang Cheng, who followed Kagura for a whole day, really enjoyed the arranged school life and various trainings when he saw Kagura. After the tutoring life, it was very rare that night that night, I pulled Ginshi and a long-haired man who often brought a cosmic fan pet to the pub and drank until the early hours of the morning.
(PS: The bill was finally thrown to this long-haired man who fell asleep and fell asleep.)
It could be comforting or something, or it could be loneliness or something, or both. Of course, for Yin Shi, the mood to some extent should be exactly the same as Jiang Cheng.
Days off, weekends.
In the corridor, Yueyong, who had just passed by the door of Jiang Cheng's room, looked at Jiang Cheng who was putting on his boots and was about to go out, and asked aloud, "What are you going to do?"
Jiang Cheng raised his head, and after a moment of silence, he asked back, "Are you an old mother?"
“Want to die?”
"It's nothing," Jiang Cheng said casually, and then took out a full seven schedules from his arms, "Just going to send Kagura's schedule for the next week."
Yue Yong, who took over the schedule, looked at the schedule above that was comparable to the perverted schedule from last week, and her entire forehead instantly turned black.
"Are you...really serious?" Yueyong asked while looking at the schedule behind, "This is too messy! How could this kind of thing be for Kagura!"
"Anyway, Kagura seems to be very happy." Jiang Cheng continued casually while taking the schedule, "This level of education is already very easy, and she has been given advance notice every day this week. With an hour of playtime left, it's absolutely fine."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked slowly to the side of the corridor.
"Hey..." Yueyong wanted to say something more, but in the end she stopped her words, or it was because she didn't know how to refute Jiang Cheng.
After all, everything on the schedule really seems to be for Kagura...
……
Standing at the entrance, Kagura's hands drooped naturally, leaning forward at a 45-degree angle, and said to Jiang Cheng, who had just stepped into the entrance of the Master's House, "Welcome, Uncle."
Seeing Kagura performing like this, Jiang Chengcheng just glanced at Kagura lightly and nodded lightly.
"I said what's going on with your uncle?" A Miao, who didn't know when, came over and complained, "Kagura-chan has already made such great progress, but you should say something. What or a reward."
"Indeed." Kubei, who also didn't know when to arrive, nodded and said, "Now Kagura is like two completely different people than before, in short, it's like reborn. ."
"Yes, everyone is happy for Kagura-chan." A Miao folded her hands and smiled and continued, "I really grew up a lot."
"I'm back..." Said, Gintoki stepped into the entrance.
"Welcome back, Mr. Sakata." Kagura leaned forward again politely and said, "It's been hard work."
"Oh." Yin Shi responded casually.
"Hello, I said," A Miao frowned and complained again, "What the **** is going on with you two men? Is it still normal to see such a sensible Kagura?"
"I also feel that I need some encouragement." Kubei nodded.
"No, no, no." Kagura shook his head gently, "I should do this kind of thing, and this kind of thing, the etiquette class has made me understand a lot of things."
Kubing Guard supported his chin and murmured: "It's so sensible, but I feel a little abnormal. If A Miao hadn't told me that Kagura received re-education, I might have to send Kagura to the brain hospital. ."
A Miao praised: "Compared to these two men, Kagura-chan will definitely have a future."
"Ah, anyway..." Jiang Cheng scratched his hair impatiently, then took out a thick schedule from his arms and handed it to Kagura's hand, "This is next week. Schedule, and stick to it if you're happy."
"Thank you, Uncle." Kagura lowered his head and took the schedule in Jiang Cheng's hands.
"Remember, Kagura," Gintoki said with a faint glance at Kagura, "the schedule is absolute!"
"I see." Kagura nodded while holding the schedule.
"I'm going back." Jiang Cheng said casually with a wave of his hand, then turned around.
Kagura bowed again and said, "Lord Uncle, have a good journey, welcome to come again next time."
"Yes." Jiang Chengcheng just responded lightly, and before leaving, he glanced at the expression on Le's face for the last time.
Only Jiang Cheng and Yinshi noticed, the almost stiff smile on Kagura's face and the dullness or dullness that had begun to appear in his eyes.
But the two didn't say anything, and the reason may only be clear to the two of them.
"Miss Shimura, Miss Yagyu." Kagura smiled and looked at Amy and Kubei, and then reached out to indicate the direction of the living room, "If you don't dislike it, let me make a cup of tea for you, the teacher of the tea ceremony told me The tea ceremony is progressing very fast. If you don’t dislike it, I hope I can bring the flowers I arranged by myself when I go back.”
"God~" A Miao covered her mouth and exclaimed, "This is too sensible, isn't it? Yin Sang and Jiang Chengsang let Kagura receive re-education, which is really a very correct decision."
"But..." Jiubingwei frowned and muttered to himself with his chin supported: "I always feel that something is wrong..."
……
The second week passed in a blink of an eye. Taking advantage of the weekend, Jiang Cheng once again sent Kagura the schedule for the next week, which is the third week.
After sending it over, Jiang Cheng left without stopping, but before Jiang Cheng walked downstairs to the Master's House, he heard Kagura's voice carrying the schedule on his back.
"...Thursday at 19:00, cram school, review at 22:00, go to bed at 24:00. Get up at 6:00 on Friday to prepare, go home at 17:00, tea ceremony... 22:00 cram school... 22:00 review... 24:00 ——Saturday...flower arrangement...17 o'clock violin...weekend...12 o'clock..."
The mother-in-law Denshi, who was standing outside the store, listened to the sound of Kagura reciting the schedule in a low voice from upstairs, and asked Jiang Cheng, who had just walked down the stairs, "Hey, is this child okay?"
"Probably..." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
Grandma Dengshi continued: "Although she is indeed sensible enough to be like a different person, but I feel that my head is already strange. You parents should pay attention to it."
Xiaoyu, who came out of the shop door, said to Jiang Cheng: "Lord Jiang Cheng, when I saw Lord Kagura this morning, my eyes were completely lost. Although I also told Lord Yinshi, but I didn't know what to do. Totally ignored."
"It's alright." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, then turned around and walked slowly towards Yoshihara, "Don't do extra things, just keep it like this."
Looking at Jiang Cheng's seemingly unconcerned back, Granny Dengshi turned her face away and spat: "Really, men are really all the same, so they only care about themselves."
"No, I think..." Xiaoyu looked at Jiang Cheng's leaving back and hesitated.
"It's for the sake of Kagura-chan, it's all for myself! I can't stand it any longer!" After speaking, Granny Denise turned around and climbed the stairs, "Kagura-Kagura-today You don't have to study! Go have fun! Kagura-"
Grandma Dengshi, who came to the door of the Wanshiwu, opened the door of the Wanshiwu and shouted, "Kagura-go to the playground with Xiaoyu today or something? Qian I It will be deducted from the rent."
I hurriedly came to Kagura at the entrance, and bowed to Granny Dengshi: "Grandma A***shi, you are really welcome."
Looking at her dull eyes and her dark circles close to the panda's Kagura, Granny Denshi showed a horrified expression and stammered, "God, Kagura! You, are you really okay?!"
"Where," Kagura raised his head and smiled, "and as a junior, how can you let the seniors care? It should be my junior who cares about you. Is your body okay? Let me take care of you. How about making a cup of tea and pressing your shoulders?"
"Kagura-!!" Granny Toshi covered her mouth and couldn't stop her tears, "Enough is enough! Let's rest today! Let's rest at home today! I will teach Gintoki a lesson. Your unreliable uncle! Please rest at home today!"
"Rest..." Kagura stared blankly at Granny Toshi, and whispered, "No, there is no rest on today's schedule. The schedule is absolutely Yes, you must not defy the schedule, you must live according to the schedule completely, so that you can become a useful adult in the future. By the way, what is the schedule for today? Get up at six, seven... eight... ten... Twelve o'clock..."
"Kagura-chan-!!!"
……
In the middle of the night, a natural curler with heavy dark circles and a ponytail man with heavy dark circles were sitting in a ramen restaurant run by a widow, head down and drinking wine silently.
Ji Song said with a smile: "It's really rare, I haven't seen you two drinking together for a long time."
"Ah, because I have no interest in the widow." Jiang Cheng spoke directly without thinking.
In exchange for...
"I'm sorry, my hand slipped~" Jisong deliberately poured the hot soup in his hand on Jiang Cheng and apologized with a smile.
"Although I'm not interested, can I stay here for one night today?" Gintoki raised his hand and asked, with heavy dark circles under his eyes, "Then don't worry, except for the ramen, I'll take care of the rest. I won't eat it."
"Are you two here to find fault on purpose?" Ji Songpi asked with a smile.
Yin Shi went on to say, "Of course, if you want to eat something weird, I'll seriously consider it."
"My hand slipped!!" Jisong roared with white eyes and smashed the ramen bowl that was stacked high in his hand on Yinshi's head.
Bowl and Yinshi's head shattered...
Glancing at Yinshi, who fell on the table and rolled his eyes, the blood was still twitching from time to time, Jiang Cheng smiled softly, and then said again: "Forgive him, it's true that he really did. Some hard work~IndoMTL.com~ God!" Ji Song looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, covering his mouth, "What's going on? Didn't the two of you quarrel as soon as you met? Why do you say that today?"
"Ah, you'll know in a while." Jiang Cheng said casually as he put down the wine glass, and then put the wine bottle on the counter with the money on the side, "The wine is stored here, and I will drink it next time. Goodbye."
"Ah, thank you for your patronage." Jisong responded quickly.
……
Five minutes after Jiang Cheng left, a small figure opened the door of the store.
Looking at Kagura who stepped into the door, Jisong smiled and said, "Kagura, how is it? Do you want a bowl of ramen?"
"Good evening, Miss Jimatsu." Kagura bowed, opened his eyes blankly, and walked straight towards Gintoki.
Seeing Kagura's performance like this, Jisong was stunned for a little while, and there was a bit of surprise on his face.
"What's wrong with this?"