Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 700: : Hey, die to die scam… no, no, you can come join me…
Latest URL: "Please! You squeak, Kagura-chan!"
Listening to Cheng Ye's unbearable cry of grief in his ear, Kagura, who was lying on the hospital bed, had an idea: [There! Using this opportunity to talk to me, I can come back to life! ]
Thinking of this, Kagura was overjoyed, then hurriedly turned her face to the side and said at the same time: "I..."
But as soon as I said my words, I was stopped by Sou Wu, who came to the bed to find the right moment and hit him on the neck with an elbow.
"Hmmm, what?"
Sougo pressed his elbows hard against Kagura's neck to stop him from making a sound, while he pricked up his ears and nodded from time to time.
"It was so it was."
[Okay...it's very painful...] Kagura, whose breathing became difficult, thought to himself in pain, [What the **** is this guy trying to do? ]
"I got her wish, Her Royal Highness."
Songwu said this to Princess Cheng Ye.
"Really?" Princess Cheng Ye said in surprise, holding her hands.
"Hmm." Zongwu nodded without changing his expression.
At the same time, Kagura was also constantly tortured by Sogou, slowly closing his eyes, and his consciousness gradually fell into a coma.
The last sentence Kagura heard before he passed out was what Sougo said to everyone...
"Let's get started with funeral preparations."
"There are some things that can only be conveyed to true friends."
Jiang Cheng let out such a sigh, and at the same time he quietly put the Xiangdian money into his chest.
"That's not to say, we adults seem to be useless at all."
Yin Shi also sighed softly, and at the same time calmly reached out his hand to compete with Jiang Cheng for the incense and offering money.
【You bastard! 】×2
Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi are at odds with each other. No one knows how long this dispute will last.
……
In the darkness, Kagura, who was wearing a white and elegant white cheongsam, slowly opened his big eyes full of confusion, followed by doubts in his little head.
【Ah? Here... where is it? huh? Can't move, can't make a sound, am I... sleepy? ]
Just as Kagura was in a state of self-doubt as if in a daze, a small skylight was suddenly opened slowly above his head, and some dazzling light slowly shone in.
Looking at Jiang Cheng's head with a soft expression, who suddenly came over from the small skylight, Ginshi with a relieved expression, and Shin Baha, who was trying to hide his sadness, Kagura groaned in doubt.
【Huh? ]
"You look peaceful." Yin Shi closed his eyes and sighed softly.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura gently, and replied softly, "It's the same energetic face as usual, even now... it's very energetic."
"That's right..." Yinshi gently shook his head and replied, "This guy will probably be as usual when he arrives there, as energetic as usual..."
"Kagura-chan..." Shinpachi couldn't help but sobbed again.
【What are these three goods doing? ]
"It's ready." The voice of a kind old man suddenly came from the side.
Jiang Cheng raised his head and replied with a gentle expression: "Let's go then..."
【Huh? what? Where are you going? ]
Squeak-
At the same time that the gate was slowly opened, the guards standing on both sides of the road, all dressed in formal clothes, with solemn expressions, wailed at the same time.
Under the leadership of the guide who was slowly advancing on the horse, Kagura... No, the coffin where Kagura, which carried the love of countless people, was slowly lifted towards the auditorium.
Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Yinshi, Xinbaha, their family members and Kagura's acquaintances, all in formal suits, slowly followed behind the coffin with heavy expressions.
At this time, Kagura, who was being carried and placed in the coffin, finally noticed something, and his expression became slightly worse.
【What is this? What is this nasty feeling? Shouldn't it be...]
After seeing the white chrysanthemum framed on the gate just passed by the head - "Her Royal Highness's friend, Kagura's farewell ceremony" in black on a white background, some kind of Kagura's conjecture was confirmed!
【My funeral has begun—! 】 Kagura exclaimed in surprise, and thought of collapse, 【And it's still at the state funeral level—! ]
Princess Cheng Ye, who also changed into a dark formal dress, followed Kagura. The tears in the corners of her eyes, the handkerchief in her hand, and the choking sound that was constantly being made, all proved that Princess Cheng Ye was very fond of Kagura. The grief suddenly **** goes.
"Your Highness the Princess."
Zong Wu, who was following him, comforted softly: "She must be very happy now, to be able to send her away with such a big ceremony."
At the moment when he heard Sou Wu's voice, Kagura was shocked: [Difficult... don't tell me...! ]
"And I can still bathe in the sun that has been scorching so far." Saying that, Sougo pressed the UV switch in the tanning salon-type coffin in his hand, "I can sleep in the tanning salon-type coffin and go to Huangquan. Very happy."
Kagura, who was "baked" by the harsh and scorching ultraviolet rays of the dense UV lamps on the inner walls of the coffin, was not well.
【That guy...that guy...found it! ! ]
……
In the grand and solemn funeral venue, Kagura's coffin was placed at the front of this spacious venue.
At the top is a photo taken from the OP of Kagura smiling happily at the camera.
A master monk from a well-known temple sits in front of him and recites scriptures for him, and in the back, there are people who have filled the hall and come to see him off.
"Namo Amitabha...Namo Amitabha..."
With the muffled sound of knocking the bowl, the monk's chanting work is over, and then it is the family's turn to give speeches.
Perhaps because Jiang Cheng was sobbing and unable to speak at this time (on the surface), Granny Denshi slowly came to the microphone as the elected representative.
"Cheer up...you're the only real relative here, right?" Yueyong whispered to Jiang Cheng, who was holding a portrait of Kagura and wiping tears that couldn't stop with the other hand.
"Hug... I'm sorry." Jiang Cheng choked back, then wiped his tears and stood up straight, raising his head and looking forward with complicated eyes.
"Everyone, thank you for coming to this funeral during your busy schedule."
Grandma Denshi had a heavy expression and bowed gently forward.
"With so many relatives and friends coming to her funeral, that child should be at ease with the knowledge of Izumha. That's right, she is a child who hates gloomy like her smile.
So please send her off with a smile at this last moment. This must be the best farewell gift. "
Grandma Dengshi finished speaking, and then slowly took two steps back. After Jiang Cheng turned the portrait in his hand to Yueyong, he walked forward slowly.
After taking a deep breath, Jiang Cheng bowed his head.
"Thank you..." After expressing his thanks, Jiang Cheng slowly got up and continued with a soft expression: "For that child, this may be the last thing she wants to say to everyone who came here. A person came to this unfamiliar planet, unknowingly walked through so many fetters, the last moment... Looking back on the life on earth for so long, that child must also feel satisfied because of meeting you. "
"Jiang Chengsang..." Xinba murmured, and then turned his face away a little unbearably, and choked softly.
"This child is happy every day on earth, and because of everyone, he must be happy. So... thank you again."
Jiang Cheng lowered his head again, and at the same time his shoulders could not stop shaking slightly.
"Enough is enough..." Yueyong gently pulled Jiang Cheng up and comforted him softly, then took a step forward and bowed to everyone and said softly, "Next, please say goodbye to them in turn. Put the flower in the coffin, and finally say goodbye to... her."
The words of Yueyong are over, and the part of offering flowers and saying goodbye comes.
Song Wu was the first to slowly walk forward with a flower in hand.
Looking at Sou Wu standing in front of the coffin holding flowers in silence, Xin Ba Ha murmured softly: "Okita-san..."
Looking at the back of Sogo whose shoulders were trembling uncontrollably, Kondo closed his eyes and said with some emotion: "Sogo, this is the first time I've seen him with such an expression. Yes, human beings, there is no difference between losing a good friend and losing a bickering object that they hate each other..."
Kagura lying in the coffin, unable to move, looked at Sogou with only the word belly black written on his face, and couldn't stop laughing.
【You bastard—! ! ]
"How does it feel to lie in the coffin?" Zongwu asked casually, and at the same time raised the intensity of the ultraviolet rays in the coffin, and said calmly, "I hope you arrive at Huangquan. You can bathe in the sun well, so I specially prepared a sun-tanning salon-type coffin for you.”
【It's hot! ! It's going to burn! ! What the **** are you thinking? Quickly let the mother out! ]
"I understand ~IndoMTL.com~ You don't have to say anything, I understand all your gratitude."
【Who will thank you! ]
"You pretended to be sick just to make sure the bosses didn't care if they cared about you, right? Then you're also pretending to be sick, so you can just pretend to be dead, so that you can see people's nature more clearly. Don't worry, next time You can't move or make any sound for half a day. Your dead appearance is absolutely perfect! Don't have too few chances to see your own funeral with your own eyes~ You should be grateful to me."
Speaking, under Kagura's terrified eyes, Sogo put the flower in, and then continued:
"If the boss and the others really cared about you, they would have found out. But by that time, you might have been nailed in a coffin or charred in the kiln. But it's your own fault. , if you want to hate you, I hate you for choosing to pretend to be sick."
After saying that, Zongwu turned around and covered his mouth with a look of grief and walked away slowly.