Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 703: : I remember the art teacher said that color is malleable.

Latest URL: It's still a crumbling midsummer. A certain bald man who is jealous of his wife's ability to video chat with his daughter all day, wraps his body tightly, only the part of his head is mostly exposed. A gray gown, holding an umbrella and walking slowly on the streets of Kabukicho.

"Although Kagura always says she's fine, does it really matter?" This bald uncle who was different from ordinary people, always frowning, kept mumbling in a low voice, "Even if it's nothing right now. Question, if I live for a long time, will there be some hidden dangers to the body?"

At this moment, a ruffian male voice with a hint of banter suddenly came from the side.

"Hey, look at that."

Hearing the sound, the owner of Xinghaifang turned his head and looked over, only to see a pair of dark-skinned gangsters looking at him playfully.

The boy laughed: "That uncle, he is holding an umbrella even though it is not raining."

"Is it better for the brain to get more sun exposure and more photosynthesis?" the girl with heavy makeup reminded with raised eyebrows and a playful face.

At this time, the master of Xinghaifang finally couldn't hold back, and took a step forward and grabbed the girl's hand.

"Hey!! What the **** happened to the two of you? Your whole body is scorched!"

asked in such a panic.

"What are you doing? Uncle!"

"You cheer up!" The owner of Xinghaifang replied with a serious expression, "I will call an ambulance for you right now!"

Looking at the Xinghai Fangzhu who was pressing step by step, the dark-skinned gangster finally turned around and ran away in panic while shouting for the police.

At this time, the expression of the master of Xinghaifang was the same as his mood, becoming more and more solemn.

【This planet is really dangerous! If Kagura stays on this planet, one day...the whole body will be scorched! With a scorched boyfriend, there is also a scorched new life in the stomach! In the end, there was no way but to hold a charred wedding with a belly.

But within a few months, married life turns black (divorce)! Abandoned scorched single mothers can do nothing, sitting in scorched (irregular) stores with scorched (irregular) jobs, and finally even their minds become scorched (lost hope, refers to self-suffering)...]

The owner of Xinghai Fang, who had already thought of the charred Kagura suicide after committing suicide, who left only the charred suicide note, could not calm down after all.

"I absolutely won't allow it!! Dad won't allow you to be scorched!!" Saying that, the master of Xinghaifang ran hurriedly, "If you continue to stay in this kind of place, everything will be scorched black! I still want to Sending you somewhere else! Before you get all burnt..."

At this moment, a little brother's shout suddenly came from the street.

"Dad over there, we're doing a free trial of our product."

The owner of Xinghaifang, who stopped, took advantage of the situation and looked over. He saw the little brother in the shop on the side of the road holding a can of spray, spraying it into the air and then saying: "How about it? Give it a try, just spray a spray. The top of the nozzle will become charred.”

The next moment...

"Unforgivable!!" The scorched head of the Xinghai Fangzhu stared at the big bloodshot eyes, clenched his fists and shouted angrily: "The only thing that needs to be charred is Dad's head! Enough is enough! Daddy's hair is enough! Should be enough? Whether it's Earth life, or Daddy's hair is enough? Hurry up and say goodbye to this place!"

But as soon as the voice fell, Master Xinghaifang suddenly noticed something out of the corner of his eye, and at the same time slowly stopped and looked at the shade of the big tree not far from the corner.

Seeing Kagura standing with his back against a big tree and his hands behind a boy of a similar age who is probably only a little taller than himself, the Master of Xinghaifang breathed a sigh of relief.

【That is... Kagura? Great, it doesn't look like it's been toasted yet. ]

But before Xinghaifang Master could relax for a while, he suddenly found that the boy took out a letter with "To Kagura" written on the cover from his pocket and handed it to him. To the gods.

"Please...please accept this..." the boy said squeakly.

"Huh?" Kagura took the envelope and glanced at it suspiciously.

"It's okay to reply next time..." After saying this very hard, the boy turned around and left slowly.

"Hey..." Kagura raised his hand to stop him, but before he could say the words, the other party had already walked away.

Looking at the boy who was walking away, Kagura looked down at the envelope and wondered, "What is this?"

Speaking, Kagura took out the letter from the envelope, looked at it in his hand, and read it out softly:

" "To Kagura-chan, since the first time I saw you, I have been very concerned about you. Although I have always played with you as a male friend, but I can no longer restrain this feeling, please and I'm dating. My heart has been scorched black by that fiery love...""

Of course, what Kagura didn't know was that at two intersections not far from him, two other people were also charred to black.

One is bald just now, and the other is...Jiang Cheng who just bought the game on his way back...

……

Coax! !

The Wanshiwu, which is safe and "nothing", was suddenly attacked by Taobaibai telephone poles, and there were still two Taobaibai.

"I said—! What is this?! What the **** happened?!"

Hearing the sound, Xin Ba Hao hurried out and shouted in panic.

Silver is sitting on an office chair with his arms in his arms, with solid telephone poles stuck on either side of his head.

"Basang, I asked you to bring me a spoon," Yin Shi, who stared at the dead fish, said indifferently or indifferently, "Since you gave me such a big spoon, give me a big pudding too. No, I have to have two. After all, I gave two spoons."

"No, just eat that."

"For your last supper, Silver Time."

The two men (Xinghai Fangzhu and Jiang Cheng) stepped into the living room at the same time.

It is worth mentioning that the expressions and actions of the two are surprisingly similar.

"Jiang Chengsang! Xinghaifang Master Sang!" Xinba was surprised.

"Alara, isn't this Odosan and my uncle?" Yin Shi slowly got up and stepped forward lazily, staring at the dead fish eyes, "If you want to come, make a call in advance, I I only prepared one more pudding, ah, one is enough."

Speaking, Yin Shi reached out and patted the owner of Xinghai Fang on the forehead, "Oduosang brought his own, Pucci Pudding!"

(Pudding, a Japanese brand of pudding.)

The owner of Xinghaifang was instantly unhappy, and burst into blue veins and said angrily: "Whose head is Pucci Pudding!"

Yin Shi complained: "What's the anger when you come here? Isn't it just the wrong puttsun pudding? Is it too rude?"

(puttsun pudding: TAMA-shaped pudding.)

"I don't want to be taught a lesson by someone who points at someone's head and says pudding!"

"Get out of the way! TAMA pudding!" Jiang Cheng, who was finally unbearable, opened the owner of Xinghai Fang, grabbed Yin Shi's collar, and gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Hey, you bastard, people take the cute The niece (future daughter) is in foster care here, how on earth do you take care of her?"

"What is TAMA pudding?! Are you talking about my head? Are you talking about my head?!" The master of Xinghaifang pushed Jiang Cheng away, "It was just my line! And the future in brackets What do you mean by daughter? What are you trying to do, bastard?!"

"Shut up, you can't take care of the useless bald man on both ends! Hurry up and die, and give me all sister Jiang Hua and Kagura!"

"Hey! Say it! Finally say it! It's not just your disgusting wish, it's bald! Brat! I'll definitely kill you today!"

"Come and try it! You TAMAATAMA!"

"What does TAMAATAMA mean?! Want to die?! Really want to die?!"

"Hey, what's the matter? Did you guys deliberately find a place to quarrel?" Gintoki poked his nostrils with his little finger, staring at the dead fish's eyes and making the sound of rotting dead fish cans complain.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu shot at the same time and stuck Yin Shi's neck at the same time.

"Before that, you have to go to **** first! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said bitterly, while his hand strength was a little uncontrollable.

"I said you bastard, no matter how you take care of it, there should be a limit, right?" The master of Xinghaifang gritted his teeth, his facial expression was a little uncontrollable, and his hand strength was also a little uncontrollable.

Ignoring Gintoki who was lifted into the air by the two and had already started rolling his eyes, Shin Baha suddenly got something and asked aloud, "Has something happened to Kagura-chan?"

"I'm back~"

While shouting, Kagura also walked into the living room. After seeing Xinghai Fangzhu and Jiang Cheng, he smiled and waved: "Ah Lie! Daddy! Little Uncle! You two are here! It's been a long time! I don't see you~"

"God, Kagura..." Because of the arrival of Kagura, the owner of Xinghai Fang released Yinshi with a panic expression on his face.

Similarly, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face also showed a bit of panic.

Kagura said happily: "It happens to be Aru, I have good news to tell you Aru."

"No! I don't want to hear it!" The master of Xinghaifang covered his ears and closed his eyes and couldn't bear to say ~IndoMTL.com~ Kagura, hey...wait...hey...don't...you..." Jiang Cheng's hands trembled and his pupils trembled, his face trembled. Filled with rejections.

"I got a boyfriend Aru." Kagura compared Scissorhands, smiling innocently.

On the other hand, the personalities of Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu have been completely ruined by this sentence.

【Wait...wait! 】The owner of Xinghaifang stared at his eyes that were about to burst, opened his mouth, and thought to himself with a face full of horror and sweat, 【I didn't receive a love letter, but I handed it to my boyfriend directly...]

【Boyfriend... eh? Boy friend? what is that? what is that? What's up with the boyfriend? How did you write the words "boyfriend"? Hey? Hey? Hey? ]

Jiang Cheng's head was completely messed up, and the whole person froze in place.

"I'm going on a date tomorrow, what should I wear?" Kagura exclaimed suffering like a girl, and at the same time walked slowly towards the attic stairs...