Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 709: ：There will be times when everyone wants to make something they like into their own person…
"I still can't hear you clearly! Can I trouble you to say it again?! That ka...ka...dead branch—!!"
Speaking, Jiang Cheng raised his fist and smashed it hard at the master of Xinghaifang.
The head of Xinghaifang, who was hit hard by Jiang Cheng's fist and had nosebleeds, had blue veins on his forehead, but even so, he said patiently: "However, many young people are stupid and stupid when they are just in love. Blind, and then slowly saw the shortcomings of the other party, and began to hate it!"
Xiao Da shook her head at this time, with a relaxed tone: "No, no, we won't do that. Frankly speaking, I don't have any shortcomings. Even if Kagura has any shortcomings, my mind can accommodate everything she has."
An old fist slammed into Yinshi's face, causing the owner of Xinghaifang, who had vomited blood, to reply: "Hey—! Is that so!"
"No no no," Yin Shi, whose face was full of blue veins and bloodshot eyes, quickly replied, "You dare to say that now, you will know if you live together, that guy can't eat normally, food. Fei can scare you to tears! Besides, she's sloppy all day, and she can't cook anything except egg bibimbap. She can't do any housework, she's definitely a useless housewife!"
Jiang Cheng took over the words: "That's right, and it's not cute at all. You don't even think about acting like a spoiled child. You only cry out sweetly when you need money. Just kick people aside. At your level, you will probably be kicked directly into the toilet after getting the money. What are you thinking when you see such a woman? Stupid? Idiot? Did the donkey kick?!"
The master of Xinghaifang seamlessly connected: "Also, Aru, who is annoying all day long, Aru, children are 100% bald, where is that kind of girl? If I were you, I would not give it to me for nothing! Immediately hand it over to the police uncle!"
Kagura, whose face had sunk to the extreme, kicked Jiang Cheng and the three with a flying body.
"Hey—?! That's right!!"
After kicking Jiang Cheng and the three of them down, Kagura continued with white eyes and bulging eyes: "That's right Aru! Just marrying me out is just a big trouble! Okay, I hate playing anyway. The mentality of my son, since we want to be in a relationship, we need to get married as a premise, Aru.”
"Wait!" The master of Xinghaifang sat up, covering his nose, and reached out to stop him.
"You'll be wrong, Kagura!" Jiang Cheng, who also got up, stretched out his hand to stop him.
"That's not what we meant!" Gintoki also extended his hand to defend.
XiaoDa asked casually, "That's what you mean, will you agree with us?"
"Well, everyone calm down." Shinbaha came over at this time, looking at Xiaoda with a very refreshing expression, "Let's not talk about taking Kagura-chan, at least we know You really want to associate with Kagura, so that's all you need to do?"
"You can be tall!!" x3
Xin Baji, who was hit by the three fists at the same time, instantly fell to the ground and hit the gg, but this was not the end. Jiang Cheng and the three of them kicked and scolded the fallen Xin Baji to vent their anger. .
Xinghai Fangzhu: "Shut up for a rotten cherry like you who has no experience in love! Who would allow it! You can talk about marriage at this age!"
Jiang Cheng: "What a joke! Marriage? Do you know what marriage is? How cool is it to come out with a virginity that even a woman has never experienced! Take away Kagura? Soul resonance? The turtle (taa) that hasn't shown its head will tear it down for me! Let me see if it really resonates, bastard!!"
Silver Times: "The yellow-haired boy is talking about fantasies, all love is fantasies! Real love begins after the fantasies are disillusioned, little brats!"
"Don't tell me! Go tell them!!" Xin Baha, covering his blue and purple face, shouted angrily with tears in his eyes.
"It's all because you said that we need to be mature!"x3
"It's a mature adult, so make it clear!"
Yin Shi hugged his head and frantically said, "What is it?! What the **** is your lord! I don't understand it anymore!"
"While you were dawdling, those two had already gone on a date!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the three of them turned their heads and looked behind them with dark faces at the same time. After seeing the empty back and the hollow in the ceiling, they all felt bad at the same time.
"Huh-!!"x3
……
In the park, the "couple" of Xiaoda and Kagura sitting on a bench attracted the attention of passersby.
"Hey, the trouble of dating or something is killing Aru." Kagura said with a bit of heartache, "Isn't it bad to be friends like before, Aru? Isn't it just fighting like usual?"
"It's not the same." Xiao Da hurriedly shook his head and replied, "I used to be active during the day, and now I can fight at night. The most important thing is that I don't want to give Kagura to anyone."
"I don't remember being monopolized by you or those idiots." Kagura squinted Doudou's eyes and replied.
"Idiot! It's not like this!" Xiaoda retorted, and then an unnatural blushing climbed on his face, and at the same time his tone became a little serious: "I want to make the thing I like into my own. Human, is it natural?"
"I don't care who you become, Aru."
"You...you didn't realize that you were already in love because you were young!"
"So, those idiots said they didn't want to hand me over to others, are they also in love, Aru?"
"It's love from family, but sooner or later we have to leave that love and find our own."
"That's it..." Kagura said with a bit of emotion: "But the love of those guys is also love, hey..."
Looking at Kagura who suddenly turned his face away and snickered, Xiaoda said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, Kagura, why are you snickering alone?"
"It's nothing." Kagura shook his head and stood up, then yawned and stretched, "Ah~ I'm so tired after a lot of things happened today, I'll change the date to next time. Aru."
"Hey?! Why?" Looking at Kagura's disappearing, Xiao Da hurriedly pointed to himself and continued, "Didn't I tell you that I'm going back to my hometown soon?"
"Isn't it enough to be in a long-distance relationship?"
"Hey! Wait a minute! Is it okay to be separated from me? Is it okay if I cheat over there?"
"That's it, Aru, Xiaoda." Kagura replied without looking back, and then suddenly stopped, "There are things like love everywhere, but those idiots are only on Earth. There is Aru."
Looking back at Kagura, Xiao Da was stunned.
"Bye bye, remember to write to me."
After saying that, Kagura started again, but before taking two steps, he was stopped by a wall of giants in front of him.
"I won't let you go, Kagura." Xiao Da got up with a gloomy face, "I won't accept long-distance love."
Speaking, Xiaoda took a deep breath, and then spit out a pink-purple smoke towards Kagura. At the same time, the rest of the giants also spit out the same smoke towards Kagura.
Looking at Kagura, who was hypnotized by these hypnotic smoke, Xiaoda continued: "I have finally found a powerful gene worthy of the giants. How could it be handed over to this earth-shattering race."
On the other side, Edo Castle.
Princess Cheng Ye, who was called outside the city gate, covered her mouth with some surprise and said, "Hey? Hey—! Kagura-chan and the eldest prince? I just found out that this is the relationship between them. I'm a little jealous, and Kagura was taken away."
As soon as the voice fell, three short knives or blades from a certain studio pointed at Princess Chengye at the same time.
Looking at Jiang Cheng and the three who were wearing the uniform of the Survey Corps abducted from the studio and equipped with a three-dimensional mobile device filled with gas, Princess Cheng Ye was slightly startled: "Huh?"
"I really burn it for you to see." x3
"What are you pretending to do now?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and stared at Princess Cheng Ye with bloodshot eyes condescendingly, "Doesn't you have to take any responsibility when you pretend to be innocent?
"Huh? My..."
The master of Xinghaifang interrupted and said kindly: "Stop talking nonsense, come on, where do they usually go to play?"
"Otherwise, we'll burn this palace down." Gintoki took over with a kind expression.
"Hey! Wait a minute!" Xin Baha, who was holding the tablet, rushed forward to stop and push the three away, "This matter has nothing to do with Her Royal Highness, right? Her Royal Highness did not do anything wrong!"
"Really?" Jiang Cheng approached, barely able to control his expression, "But no matter what I think, this girl is the culprit, right? No matter what I think, I feel like a death sentence. I don't need a defense at all, right? Can any kind of defender be able to defend?"
"Calm down! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha hurriedly persuaded him, and then looked at the tablet in his hand, "Madam! You are the only one who can persuade them!"
“Hey…”
Jiang Hua on the screen hadn't uttered a complete word before Jiang Cheng and the master of Xinghaifang, who reached out at the same time, turned the screen in a different direction and stuck it in Xin Baji's arms.
"Today's business~IndoMTL.com~Women shut up."x2
"Where are the attributes of sister control and fear of wife! Why is the attitude so consistent at this time!" Xin Baha frantically complained.
"In the end, the one who introduced that kid to Kagura was Her Royal Highness, right?" Yin Shi approached and stared at Princess Cheng Ye's face with extraordinarily kind eyes, "Where did you go to a street of a love hotel? Which gym warehouse did you go to? Which o dating party venue did you go to?"
"We won't go to that kind of place!" Princess Cheng Ye defended angrily, then put her index finger on her cheek and thought, "I usually go to the river or the park, but..."
Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and the others turned around and pressed the switch of the three-dimensional mobile device to fly.
"Yes they may not be there anymore--!"
"It has already flown far away..." Xinba replied, and then asked Princess Xiang Chengye: "Why do you say it may not be there?"
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