Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 721: : When playing DQ 2, do you want the 2 prince and princess to be forever…
"Clift and Bligh, it's better to break the "Worry" before the decisive battle! "
In the single-person toilet, A Miao shouted while "rectifying" the little ape.
"You two are HDZ48's Clift and Bly!"
Bai Hui just finished complaining, and the paper on the side folded his hand and hummed twice: "Humph~ That's right, it's been hard work, Clift, Bly, Alina in DQ48 ( Naughty Mask Mage) and Ryan (Old Gentleman... Knight), you know that these two are both exporters, why do more people choose Alina?"
Without waiting for a few people to speak, the paper took the lead in saying the answer: "That's because Alina has Clift and Bly compared to Ryan who is single-handedly."
"You mean..." Hachiko showed a somewhat solemn expression on her face.
"That's right," the paper nodded, and then started to slap it seriously: "They are also the same as the idol team. The light of Alina's C position is even more dazzling because of the dark background of Clift and Bly! I mean..."
Speaking, the paper looked at Kubei who was standing beside him a little overwhelmed.
"Sure enough, KYUBEI is the best!"
"Not the same as the **** duo, so innocent!"
"The blindfold is also very cute, and the secret crush attribute is cute..."
"It's still the best orthodox idol!!"
Looking at the hand stretched out in front of him, Kubingei was a little flustered for a while and didn't know what to do.
But at this moment, the paper shouted: "Go! Alina! Go ahead on the bodies of Clift and Bly!"
Hearing the sound, Jiubingwei swallowed a mouthful of saliva, stretched out his hand nervously and held it with the fans in front of him, but then...
"Ah!!" While shouting, Kubei threw the fans out or smashed them out.
Seeing this scene, the paper and Yahui immediately became expressionless, and the bleak black lines filled their entire bodies.
Ah...Alina or something, I forgot she's going to deliver critical hits in a row...
"Don't touch me!!!"
Kagura explained solemnly: "Alina carries the same dark Aru as Pizarro (Demon Lord)."
Bai Hui frantically complained with white eyes: "No such thing! Since she doesn't shake hands, why would she shake hands!"
"Please wait, I'm slowly getting used to it," Kubei, who had just thrown a few fans, raised his head, opened one hand and replied, "It seems like it can be overcome by throwing about 1,500 more people. ."
Fans can't get over it!
"Then throw Clift and Bligh 1500 times."
With a gloomy but smiling face, A Miao and Little Ape, who were holding Bligh and Clift, spoke at the same time.
Looking at Kubei who smashed Clift and Bly on the ground after listening to the advice, Shin Baha once again complained: "Don't listen to that kind of dark advice! Forgive Clift and Bly. Let's go!"
But at this moment, a hand was gently placed on the shoulder of Kubei, and at the same time the owner of the hand, Yueyong, shook his head gently, holding a cigarette pipe in his mouth and closing his eyes, comforting softly. : "Okay, KYUBEI, don't force yourself anymore."
"Your Excellency TSUKUYO..." Kubei, who turned around, murmured softly.
"If you're not good at shaking hands with men, I'll take your share."
"But how can you be alone with such a burden..."
"Don't worry, although I once gave up this identity, I was once a woman from Yoshihara, and I have already made up my mind to deal with men."
"Yoshihara's attributes are so cute!!" Kubei, who transformed into a little fan girl, shouted excitedly.
"No! How cute are you!" The paper complained.
Yahui took the words in disbelief at first glance: "As the ultimate weapon to support Alina, a female warrior has stood up!!"
"Looks cool and caring, so considerate!"
"Sure enough, TSUKUYO is the best!"
"This is the only bet!"
Amid such cheers, fans rushed to Yueyong.
Looking at the fans rushing in front of her, Yueyong still looked indifferent: "And... I'm used to dealing with OTAKU and so on."
"Huh?" Bahui sensed something was wrong in those words, and at the same time, Bahui found Yueyong's hand that was groping for something, and couldn't help but widen her eyes.
"Wait..."
Having realized something, she hurriedly spoke, but...it was too late.
Looking at the fans who were killed by Yue Yong (Kunai), the whole half of Hachiko's face began to twitch.
After taking a deep breath...
"Don't think of OTAKU as Jiang Chengsang!!"
"Hey? Can't you?" Yueyong was puzzled, "If it's normal, just doing this will help him settle down."
"Keep your head down! The fans are all scared away! What to do! What should you do after all! Or you should go back with Jiang Chengsang! Go back now! Say something! Jiang Chengsang...where are you going! I haven't seen you since just now! Hey!"
Kara——
Jiangzi, who opened the door and stepped out from a toilet in a single room, yawned and looked at Hachi and the others who were all looking at him.
"Why are all the staff looking at me?" Jiang Zi asked, but then he waved his hand again, showing a little bit of indifference or impatience, "Anyway, it's over for me."
"The end...the end means..." Before she could finish speaking, Hachiko suddenly found something and stared at the countless wet women behind Jiang Zi's single-person toilet with wide eyes.
"About nine hundred and seventy people..." Jiang Zi moved his shoulders and neck, "What about your achievements?"
"Twenty-seven...people." Hachiko lowered his head.
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng instantly looked at a few people with a strange expression on his face, and made a "tsk" sound in his mouth, "Hey, are you serious? I'm too busy here. , what are you doing? Can't even handle a few men? Are you still a woman like this? Why don't you go back."
Listening to Jiang Zi's mindless complaint, the faces of the women present (Yue Yong, A Miao, Xiao Yuan, Jiu Bing Wei) were completely black.
"I really can't do it." After shaking his head a little helplessly, Jiang Zi turned his head and glanced at the score board on his head, "There's only one person left, so let's work harder, hey, eight Hui, the papers, let two or three of those women at the door come in casually."
Gudong.
Quanzi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his pupils trembled, and muttered: "I...remember, in the past, when that guy was playing DQ2, the second prince and princess...the whole process was corpses..."
"You should have said such a terrible thing sooner!" Hachiko shouted, but then showed a bit of happiness, "But this is all it takes, we still have a chance of winning..."
"Go to hell!!"×4
Accompanied by the roars of the four women, Jiang Zi, who received the all-out blow from the four women at the same time... After a whimper, he lay on the ground and couldn't get up again.
"What are you doing?!" Yahui shouted, pulling her neck with her veins bursting.
A Miao raised an index finger with a smile on her face: "Ah? I didn't do anything, I just sent the scum to the place where the scum should go. In other words, it was hell."
Yueyong raised her hand and said, "Referee, that scumbag's handshake just now doesn't count. That man just used Larry Ho."
(Larry Hall: A hypnotic spell in DQ2.)
"What are you doing! Miss Yueyong!"
"Yes, yes, that kind of behavior is equivalent to cheating the referee, cancel cancellation." Little Ape nodded and opened his mouth.
"Do you really want to win!!"
"Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I can't accept this kind of behavior." Jiubingwei clenched his fists with an unbearable expression on his face.
"Hurry up and give me enough!"
"Then since most of the members said so, then I'll..."
Speaking, the referee pressed the remote control in his hand and changed the 997 on the HDZ48 display to 27.
"Wait! Wait! There's no cheating!" Yahui hurriedly said, "Those handshakes are real! No Larry Ho, no Ma Ho Dong! In short, the paper, hurry up and use the check on Jiang Zi. Orek!"
"Anyway, the score gap that was originally only one person away has returned to a large score gap due to the self-destruction of HDZ48!"
"Hey! You listen to me, you bastard!!" Yahui scolded her with a burst of blue veins.
"Hoo~ I was really nervous just now." Bi Chi Er wiped the sweat from her forehead, "I didn't expect that man to find so many **** fans, he almost thought he was about to lose. , but I didn't expect it...hehehe...I'm so lucky. The backing band who is behind their idols, thank you so much...Ahahahahaha!!"
A Miao pointed at Bi Chi'er and said, "It's hot! That woman is really hot! New sauce!"
"Whoosh! What kind of attitude is that! It's unpleasant!" Little Ape also showed a look of resentment~IndoMTL.com~ That, it is indeed a bit too much. "Yue Yong nodded lightly.
Kubei took over the words: "Even as a samurai, I can't accept a woman like that."
"You guys are even more popular! What have you been doing since the beginning! Is the fight within the electronic perfume already enough to satisfy you?!"
"Looking at GKB48 on the other side, it has already broken through four figures! Although I don't know what happened inside the curtain of charm, every fan who comes out seems to have lost their souls (clothes)!"
"It's already decided, HDZ48." Bitchier, who opened the curtain, hummed.
"Cut!" The paper cut, "Sure enough, we still have to do something else about their honey handshake meeting..."
At this time, Bahui glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up again, then stood up with clenched fists, tore off the women's clothes on his body, and said with a firm look, "And...HDZ48 It's not over yet! Simentong is far from over!"