Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 798: : If you need a reason to live, then just find one…

"It's a really powerful sword, it's exactly like a stubborn samurai." Gintoki wiped off the booger in his hands on Kat's body, and at the same time deliberately said, "Then why do you hate it so much? A samurai guy, who would use that kind of thing? Wigs?"

"It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected it again, then hugged his hands and slowly analyzed, "There are generally several possibilities for this kind of problem, the most likely possibility is that Jiang Chengshi wanted to solve it. It was only because of the virtual factor that he went to such a distant planet to forge such a knife. There is also a possibility that Jiang Chengshi actually agrees with the existence of samurai in his heart, so he forged such a sword that is very suitable for samurai style. A samurai sword."

"So what's the truth?" Zongwu asked Jiang Cheng, who had a calm face.

Jiang Cheng looked at the sword in his hand and answered honestly: "Ah... when I happened to pass by that planet, I got a lottery in the custom shop, saying that it would allow the best craftsmen on the planet to make a sword. What, it also gave me triple points by the way.

Actually, I really don't care about triple points, the truth is as the wig said, it's for the fake factor or something, that's right! That's it! Wig guessed right! "

"Who believes ah ah ah ah!!!"

Yin Shi directly roared and kicked over.

"Ah," Jiang Cheng, who was protecting his head, suddenly thought of something, "Actually, there is another reason that it is easy to cut people, and it is very sharp. I like the feeling that one knife is not sloppy. ."

"Then it's just a simple murderer!" Xin Ba Hao frantically complained.

At this time, Yin Shi was still stomping on: "I haven't even visited all the custom shops on Earth, have you even visited the custom shops in the universe?! Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Hand over your points card!!"

"This...here..." Jiang Cheng on the ground tremblingly took out a stack of points cards from various planetary custom shops from his arms.

Yin Shi who took the points card raised his hand and turned to leave: "Yo Xi! Then I will play again in Part B, goodbye, everyone."

"Ah, there are indeed too many characters in the show. It doesn't matter if I go to Part B and make another appearance."

Gui Zheng said, then turned around and put on Yin Shi's shoulder and left with Yin Shi.

【Everyone, see you in Part B. 】 Elizabeth held up the signboard, turned and followed.

"And me too..."

As soon as Sakamoto spoke, he was kicked to the ground by Mutsu.

"Lord Jinzhu..." Youzi looked at Takasugi with a worried expression, for fear that the Lord Takasugi would also leave with him.

After being silent for a while, Takasugi said, "I won't go."

"Really? Then I'll leave it to you here." After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and greeted everyone, "Everyone, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to come to this kind of place, so I'll treat you today, let's go together. Have fun on a nearby planet!"

Takasugi's face sank, and he lifted his foot and kicked Jiang Cheng, who was approaching, to the ground.

"Why can you, the client, say such things at such a time!"

Jiang Cheng grabbed his stomach and got up at the same time and retorted: "No, it's embarrassing to say anything at this time, why don't we all find a place to sit down and have a drink, and have a little fun with the ladies, If you open your mind and body, maybe you will be better. Just don't worry about the future, and let's all meet the final event together."

"Are you quite confident, do you still believe in yourself?"

Jiang Cheng hesitated, "Ah, of course, I will always believe in myself. In the past, in the future. I have never doubted myself. Otherwise, I would not be here now."

"Are you really who you say you are? Their (former partners) wishes are all your source of motivation, so is it now? The Jiang Cheng I know won't run away because of just one woman Come to a place like this."

"So didn't I say it? I'm a cunning guy looking for a less painful way to end myself easily."

Takasugi snorted and said, "What an incredible guy, he can lie with such a straight face."

"Ah, you guys are not inferior, just because you didn't make a lot of appearances in the final chapter, so you went to such a place and wanted to show it at the end..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was kicked on the back at the same time by several feet belonging to different people stretched out behind him.

Kagura scolded as she stepped on it: "Speak it out! You guy finally said it Aru! What is that final chapter! I'm basically just in a coma, Aru! You bastard! Give me a break! Ah!"

I don't know when I joined Yin Shi, who kept stepping on it: "Where did Yin Sang go?! This main story Yin Sang also fell into a coma! You **** took all the scenes! That idiot captain has more roles than Yinsang!"

"Is Captain Idiot referring to me?" Sakamoto stopped pedaling and pointed to himself with a confused look.

"After saying goodbye to the Zhenxuan series, the old lady never played again!" A Miao stepped on the ground extremely hard.

"I'm only going to finish the last daily article (Love Dyeing Incense)!" Jiubingwei rolled his eyes and stepped harder than A Miao.

"I...the final appearance was just a figure...and smashed to pieces."

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng was stunned, then raised his head and looked at the woman with short hair and squinting eyes in confusion, "Who are you...?"

"Ahahaha, of course it's my ex-wife who is about to get back together - Yuno Krista!"

"Don't think about it! It's full!"

Looking at the two men who were arguing, Jiang Cheng was still confused.

"Who are you...? Did you go to the wrong set?"

Laying on Jiang Cheng's side among the quilts that had been laid at some point in time, the outsider Maru leaned into Jiang Cheng's ear and explained in a low voice: "Lord Jiang Cheng is the head of the Seimei-sama and the Milino clan, and he is also the head of the Kei family. Lord Lister's ex-husband Michiman Michino."

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes and looked speechless as he looked at Waidoumaru and Kuzuha lying on the bedding.

"I just heard that Jiang Cheng-sama said he was going to a custom shop or something, so..." Ge Ye pulled his clothes and threw a wink at the same time.

"Well..." Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment, then stood up, pinched his chin, and whispered to himself in a slightly distressed tone, "Why is this kind of person who hasn't played a few times at all and is unfamiliar at all? Would a guy appear at such a time? Are you still pretending to be so familiar, are you fighting so hard to appear on the screen?"

"Who are you saying to pretend to be familiar with you!!" Seimei directly frowned, "Although you used to be like a benefactor to me, do you know that because of your direct and indirect relationship, there is no more Now in the shogunate, we are all unemployed! Now the whole family can only earn a lot of money through some supernatural short videos!"

"Didn't you already make a lot of money?! What are you complaining about!"

"Idea! Do you know how hard it is to think about every short video idea? Every time a family has to discuss it all night! Crist's live broadcast can't catch up with the live broadcast because of this kind of thing and can only watch the recording. Ah!"

Jiang Cheng:...

"And." Seimei's conversation changed, "It's also because you are our benefactor that I am here."

Daoman took out the talisman paper from his arms, held it between his two fingers, and took the words at the same time: "Ah, that's right. It's because you are also my benefactor, the moon-elder of Crist and I who are about to remarry. Ordinary people, if they die, the wedding will not go on."

Jiang Cheng raised his hands with squinting eyes: "That... Actually, I don't think it matters anymore. Can you go back? I'm obviously not familiar with it, and I always feel that it's a little bit in the way."

The two people's faces instantly burst into blue veins, and the spells in their hands were thrown at Jiang Cheng at the same time.

Boom! ! !

……

"Teacher..." Jiang Cheng, who got up, looked at Song Yang in front of him and murmured softly.

"Well, long time no see, my disciple." Song Yang put on his sleeves and smiled.

"Ah, long time no see..." Jiang Cheng replied softly, then looked at Long behind Songyang, "Mother's mouth is three or three."

"Yes, Natsume." Long nodded lightly and responded.

After that, only Jiang Cheng and Long's brains were left on the floor.

Yin Shi leaned into Gui's ear and whispered, "Isn't he absolutely angry? Teacher, was he absolutely angry just now?"

Gui replied in a low voice: "Ah, yes, I'm definitely angry. By the way, is the white sea leader actually able to pick up the thread? He was very skilled at picking up the thread just now. I thought he was the type. The boring type."

"Cough cough!" Takasugi, who noticed the change in Songyang's face, coughed twice, and touched Katsura and Gintoki with her elbows.

"You guys... what were you talking about just now?" Song Yang looked at his three disciples with a smile on his face.

……

Jiang Cheng, who got up again, looked at Jiang Hua who was silently watching him with gentle eyes, smiled helplessly and shook his head.

"Really, I can't bear this kind of expression, Sister Jiang Hua, maybe that bald guy can think crooked."

"Who are you calling bald?! Stay away from Jianghua for me!"

"Anyway, if you have to say something, why don't you..." After speaking, Jiang Cheng spread his hands with a relaxed expression on his face, "Give me the trousers."

As a result, Jiang Cheng had a pair of white tight-fitting briefs in his hands.

"Can...is it okay?" Mao Mao, who was standing in front of Jiang Cheng, was a little awkward, and his face was slightly flushed.

"I'm not talking about you!!" Jiang Cheng directly frowned.

"Then the uncle's red loincloth...is it okay?" asked Matsudaira, who was holding a red "scarf".

"Neither you!"

"Then my...be sure to cherish it~IndoMTL.com~ After putting a pair of boxers in Jiang Cheng's hand, Kondo also twisted.

"This is just a pathogen that can infect some virus!"

"It's rude!" Kondo retorted, "Who do you think has syphilis!"

"Hey, Kondo-san, no one said it was syphilis," Shishi reminded.

"Jiang Cheng sama! These are all our trousers!" ×n

Miss Baihua, who was holding her trousers, spoke in unison.

"You don't need yours!"

"Hu~" Jiang Hua let out a breath of smoke at this time, his tone was relaxed: "If you want, just wait until the real future."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned around in an instant, raised his hand and shouted: "Yo Xi! I don't know why I suddenly have energy! Everyone, come with me!"

Kagura kicked over again, roaring with white eyes: "Why did Mommy's pants suddenly change your attitude, Aru! You disgusting idiot!"