Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 3: Is this **** really a fairy? !
Bai Yueling looked at the room in front of her. There were white walls all around, and there were several rows of shelves neatly placed inside, displaying a dazzling array of goods. The windows were clean and spotless, and they were well kept.
This is the home of this mortal?
A shop?
It looks a little different from the shop she remembered.
Jiang Qiao put away his umbrella and looked back at Bai Yueling, who was completely wet. The pale flesh was faintly visible, but he didn't dare to look at it.
After hesitating for a while, he said, "The weather is so cold now, do you want to go upstairs to take a bath first?"
Bai Yueling was silent for a moment. Although the experience of being in the rain was good, the wet feeling was indeed a little uncomfortable.
If it was before, she only needed to run the spiritual power in her body, and she could instantly evaporate the moisture of the clothes, without dust and dirt, without any invasion, the lotus was born every step, the shrouded fairy light covered her body, and she was worshipped by all spirits. So embarrassed at the moment.
"Okay." She nodded indifferently.
Jiang Qiao led her upstairs, took her to the bathroom, pressed the switch on the wall, and the light inside turned on.
Bai Yueling raised her head and stared at the lamp above her head dazedly. There was no flame, and it was not driven by a spirit stone, but it was able to emit dazzling light.
"Beauty, you wash first, as for the clothes, you wait first."
Jiang Qiao ran downstairs, took off the Hanfu from several dummies, and went back upstairs, seeing her still standing at the bathroom door.
Bai Yueling stared at the clothes in his arms, Jiang Qiao took a breath, and explained, "Don't get me wrong, I don't have a hobby for women's clothes. This is usually rented to girls who like to pose for cosplay to make money. Yes, in short, I have washed these clothes and they are clean."
She nodded lightly, mortals can always have fun when they do business.
Jiang Qiao put his clothes aside and consciously returned to the living room.
He sits on the sofa, glances back at the lit bathroom, then pulls out his backup phone, ready to call the police.
110...
The moment the call was broadcast, Jiang Qiao quickly pressed the hang up button.
Although this beautiful woman is suspected of being a fraudster, she has not yet committed any substantive fraudulent behavior. Even if the police come to the door, as long as she denies it, the alarm will be useless, and she will even startle the snake. In that case, an excellent citizen Even if the prize is flying.
It seems that she has to continue to wait. When she shows her guilt, she secretly records the evidence of the crime. At that time, if you call the police and someone gets the stolen goods, she will not be able to run away.
Jiang Qiao made a small calculation in his heart, lit a cigarette for himself, and suddenly saw Bai Yueling walking over wetly.
"There is no water, how..."
The room was filled with a pungent smell. She only took a slight sip, but she felt a little uncomfortable. She calmly observed that the lungs, which are the source of qi, were already covered with a layer of undetectable filth. .
And that man is holding a slowly lit "incense" in his hand, spreading poisonous smoke continuously, if it continues like this...
Bai Yueling is almost certain that this cigarette poison will damage the foundation of Taoism, and it will even fall if it is serious!
This guy actually dared to use his goodwill towards him to murder an Immortal Emperor! ?
"Didn't I give you a change of clothes? How did you..."
Jiang Qiao was still a little puzzled, but he saw her come over with a chilled expression, put her **** together, and directly grabbed the newly lit Hua Zi with a thunderous momentum, and threw it on the ground and trampled it.
Before he could realize what was going on, he was pulled from the sofa by a huge force, and one foot was placed on his chest.
"I have repeatedly offended this seat, do you really dare not kill you? Come on! Who is behind you?"
Bai Yueling let out a deep snort. Jiang Qiao couldn't help shivering when she saw her current appearance. When she wanted to kill someone, she couldn't hide her eyes.
"Wait, beauty, did you misunderstand something?" He exclaimed impatiently. If he didn't explain it clearly, he was afraid he would die on the spot.
Having said that, he just gave her clothes and didn't peek at her bathing, which can be considered offensive?
"Misunderstanding?" Bai Yueling sneered, "While this seat is not paying attention, secretly lit poisonous incense and murdered this seat's Daoji. Could this be a misunderstanding?"
Poisonous incense? Dougie?
Neurotic!
Jiang Qiao turned to look at Hua Zi, who had just been snatched by her and thrown on the ground before she could even take a sip.
A cold sweat broke out on his forehead for a while.
Isn't it just a cigarette, as for such a big reaction? Threatening to kill him!
If I knew this, I shouldn't have brought this bad woman home just now, and I really have a bad heart against myself!
"Bai...Miss Bai, a misunderstanding, a huge misunderstanding, if you don't like the smell of cigarettes, I don't want to smoke."
"Don't you think it's too late to say these words now? Tell me, who instructed you to do this?" Bai Yueling didn't believe that he, a mortal, would dare to murder an immortal emperor like this. There must be power behind him. !
Jiang Qiao was stunned, instructing?
Isn't he a cigarette addict and can't keep his mouth shut? How to instruct?
Speaking of which, since he saw this woman, he has always felt that something is wrong. Judging from her current reaction, it seems that he has never even seen a cigarette.
Could it be that she really doesn't know the Immortal Emperor who came from that world? rather than a scammer?
"Don't say yes, you will find out when this seat draws out your soul light!"
Bai Yueling pointed indifferently, and the sage white jade pointed to Jiang Qiao's eyebrows. He blinked his eyes, and his head seemed to have no discomfort except for a dull pain.
Hmm~IndoMTL.com~ The action is handsome and imposing, but it's useless.
What about the fairy magic?
I already believed it by seven or eight points, but now it looks more and more like a fake. Anyway, all the pots can be thrown to the loss of mana.
"Huh? Are you okay?"
"A little headache."
Jiang Qiao pondered for a moment: "Under normal circumstances, should I hold my head and look like I want to die? Then I offer all my belongings and ask the fairy to spare my life?"
Here it comes, the usual operation of the scammers is coming!
Bai Yueling ignored him and looked at his fingers with a solemn expression. He didn't expect this world to suppress him so severely that he couldn't even perform the most basic Taoist methods.
"Under normal circumstances, your soul has been imprisoned by this seat, and your body has become a living dead. Life and death are only within the thought of this seat, and all secrets have no escape."
Jiang Qiao sneered in his heart, every word of the book is as true as the truth. If he hadn't read enough novels, he would have almost believed it.
"Since Taoism is useless to you, then kill it. Even if you kill me, I can probably guess which forces it is. When I restore the cultivation base of Immortal Emperor, all restricted areas will be pushed flat in one breath. clean."
Jiang Qiao looked at her indifferent expression, and his heart suddenly panicked. Now is a harmonious society, and he always talks about fighting and killing. Is this a normal person?
I saw Bai Yueling stretch out his hand, and the fruit knife placed on the table flew by itself, laying across his neck.
With a virtual imperial object?
Feeling the ice-cold blade, Jiang Qiao's eyes suddenly widened. Is this **** really an immortal? !
"Fairy, wait a minute, have something to say!"
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(Yu Yan, handsome guys always vote intuitively, are you right?)