Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 4: I, Jiang Qiao, hit Xian Yuan!

Is it illegal for a fairy to kill someone in modern society?

It's illegal, but how to catch it is a problem. Maybe it's a one-sided massacre.

As it concerns social and public safety, Jiang Qiao felt that it was necessary for her to realize that this is the Earth, not Ziweixing, there is no enemy, and no one instructs him in everything he does.

After a series of oaths, self-evidence, and all that was said, Jiang Qiao finally explained the current situation to the beautiful fairy in front of him.

"You mean, this is not a poisonous incense, it is not an intentional murder, but a product called 'cigarette'? The mortals here rely on this to relax their minds?"

Jiang Qiao nodded like pecking at rice.

"It's weird."

Bai Yueling really can't understand, this cigarette is pungent and foul-smelling, contains toxins, and hurts the foundation, so it will be named "cigarette", and it will cost money to buy it.

She began to wonder if the mortals in this world were all fools, otherwise why would they still be addicted to taking it even though they knew it was harmful.

"I've said everything I should say, so, Bai... Fairy Bai, can you let me go now?" Jiang Qiao looked at her with a worried expression.

Bai Yueling nodded, and Lianbu moved to the bathroom just now. He gently removed the knife hanging from his neck with his hands and let out a long breath.

After walking in front of the gate of hell, I broke out in a cold sweat.

"There is no water in the bathroom, how should you mortals take a bath?" Bai Yueling frowned as she looked at the empty and clean bathroom.

Hearing the indifferent tone, Jiang Qiao quickly got up from the ground, obviously she didn't understand anything, so she acted like the owner of this family.

"Cough, modern society is different from the world you live in. Although there is no immortal cultivation method, there are more convenient and convenient measures for the people. We call it science."

Jiangqiao turned on the faucet, and the clear and clean water splashed from the shower. Bai Yueling's always indifferent expression finally changed a little at this time.

"This thing is called tap water. It can be used as soon as it is turned on, and it will stop when it is turned off."

Seeing her curious face, Jiang Qiao felt an indescribable sense of pride in his heart.

"As for the principle, it's hard to explain it to you now, but you just need to know that the leftmost scald is tenth grade, and the rightmost tenth grade frostbite. The specific temperature varies from person to person and can be adjusted by yourself."

Jiang Qiao turned off the water and looked up at her: "How to use it, do you understand?"

Bai Yueling nodded, the operation is not difficult to understand.

Her eyes are full of admiration, the world seems to be much more interesting than she imagined.

"It's a good tap water. Ordinary people in this world can transport water from thousands of miles away and use it for people's livelihood without relying on supernatural powers and spells, without mantras and formulas. It is truly remarkable."

Jiang Qiao smiled proudly: "This is the power of science, and you will see more in the future."

"I don't know what the fairy usually uses in the bath to remove dirt, saponins?"

Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly: "The immortal body of this seat is invincible, free of dust and dirt, if necessary, only bathe in hot springs."

Jiang Qiao explained with embarrassment: "This thing is called shampoo, it can remove oil, dirt, dead skin, dandruff, itching, and there is something called conditioner, which can effectively protect dry and yellow hair. , boring, bifurcated, but generally not used by men."

He silently glanced at Bai Yueling's hair, although it was condensed into strands of hemp rope by the rain, but it was as black and shiny as lead wire, so it shouldn't be necessary.

"It's called a shower gel. It's similar to shampoo, but it's used to wash the body. This is a face wash, it's used to wash the face."

Jiang Qiao continued on and on, glanced at the toilet, and hesitated how to explain it.

"This is the toilet, it is used for convenience, going to the toilet, going out, letting go, in short..."

Before the words were finished, Bai Yueling flicked his sleeves, and a rare trace of embarrassment appeared on his always indifferent cheeks.

"This seat has long been fasted, and the immortal body is transparent, so naturally I don't need it!"

"Yes yes yes..."

Jiang Qiao closed the bathroom door with embarrassment on his face and backed out. Looking at Hua Zi who was extinguished on the living room floor, he subconsciously wiped off a cold sweat.

He shivered and took out a cigarette from his pocket. He was about to light a cigarette to calm down. When he thought about the scene just now, he thought about it and let it go.

In case of another misunderstanding, the flying sword hangs in his throat again, he can't bear such a shock.

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Bai Yueling stared blankly at the cramped and closed space in front of her. She came to Earth from Ziweixing. She couldn't feel the rules and spiritual energy, but it was filled with something called "science".

For example, tap water, such as the electric light above the head, according to the mortal outside, human beings can develop to this point precisely because they believe in science.

This sounds like all kinds of bizarre visions that she had in her heart when she transcended the calamity. Even as an Immortal Emperor, she was still a little dazed when she experienced it in person.

Perhaps, this is also one of the hardships that she needs to go through to set foot on the Supreme Dao. The world is rolling, and the mortal world is robbed. Only after successfully walking in the world can she truly become a fairy.

After thinking about it clearly, Bai Yueling's Taoism was unprecedentedly pure.

She took a deep breath, lightly loosened her clothes, took off her Taoist robe, and exposed her skin with a round halo to the air, too beautiful to be real.

Bai Yueling recalled the operation of the mortal man, and turned on the shower, the water was hot and cold, sprayed from the shower head, and squeezed some so-called shampoo and spread it in her hand~IndoMTL.com~ Lather up and wipe off the head at the end...

Jiang Qiao listened to the water heater in the kitchen constantly turning on and off the fire, and the sound of water rushing from time to time louder and quieter. ?

What is the scene of the fairy bathing?

Jiang Qiao glanced at the bathroom door, and didn't seem to have taught her how to lock the door just now.

Now if I go to open the door, will I be able to see the fragrant picture of taking off clean?

Impeccable facial features, fair skin covered with water droplets, and a good posture... listening to the sound of water, you can eat three bowls of rice.

I can't think about it, I can't think about it anymore, and there will be a picture. Maybe the fairy will understand him, and if he is found, he will surely die miserably.

Jiang Qiao sat on the sofa and shook his head vigorously, took out his mobile phone and typed 110, hesitating whether to hand over the transmigrated fairy to the country, so that he would at least not be passive and threaten .

If she loses, she should be locked in a special cell, or sliced ​​by scientists to study the mysteries of immortality, which will open the era of great immortality for all people.

If she wins, the immortal emperor with boundless mana, who knows if she will slap the earth up.

Perhaps, you can temporarily observe and observe.

After all, Fairy is not a big devil who kills without blinking an eye. If you can communicate in depth, if you are lucky, you can learn a trick and a half, and you will live forever.

According to the Xian family's statement, now I have hit a fairy fate.

Since it is a fairy fate, can you let it go?

Jiang Qiao was thinking wildly when the bathroom door suddenly opened.

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(Old Hu, I haven’t seen you for a long time, don’t come here, it’s not too much to vote, right?)