Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 34: The samurai with the sword fell down

"Failed again..."

Bai Yueling stared blankly at the pressure cooker that was constantly emitting black smoke. She couldn't understand why it was so difficult to refine the condensed Qi Dan, which was just not flowing.

Jiang Qiao saw that she had made a mess in the kitchen, and the corners of his eyes twitched, thinking that dinner would definitely be impossible tonight, so he ran downstairs and made himself a bucket of instant noodles.

Anyway, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry.

As for the kitchen, she just doesn't blow up.

Boom!

A huge roar suddenly came from upstairs, and the windows, door, and the entire second-story building were shaking.

Jiang Qiao was instantly numb, what was he thinking about?

I hope everyone is fine.

He quickly put down the instant noodles, ran upstairs, and saw a messy kitchen, with charred medicinal materials flying everywhere, the lid of the pot was severely deformed and fell to the ground, and the gas stove was also collapsed by a huge force. distortion.

Bai Yueling stood beside her at a loss, with a few black fingerprints on her fair face.

"The pot is fried." She looked at Jiang Qiao and said seriously.

Jiang Qiao almost spat out a mouthful of blood. Even a fool could tell without her having to say it.

But it's really a talent to be able to fry a pressure cooker. You know, it's impossible for that thing to blow up under normal circumstances.

"How are you? Are you injured?" he asked subconsciously.

Fairy Bai shook her head, her eyes twinkling: "You... don't you scold me?"

Jiang Qiao slapped his face fiercely. He wanted to scold him, but he couldn't beat him.

In case she gets annoyed, the loss is estimated not to be a pot or a stove, but a hemiplegia.

He doesn't want to spend the rest of his life in bed.

"If you don't have a lot of money, you'll be fine." Jiang Qiao took a deep breath, afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold back his scolding.

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment: "Although the material of the pot is not good, since I screwed up, I will compensate you for the loss in the future."

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes. The pot was fried. First of all, he blamed the poor quality of the pot. You deserve it.

He took this as fart for the time being, oh, forgot, fairies don't fart.

"You come out first, I'll tidy up the kitchen, and if you want to take a shower, hurry up."

"Oh..."

She walked into the bathroom holding her clothes again. Fortunately, Jiang Qiao bought her enough clothes.

He looked at the messy kitchen, all raw materials turned to coke.

Jiang Qiao sighed deeply. The first time she entered the kitchen, she was able to fry a pot. No ordinary kitchen killer could compare to her.

I picked up a fairy, but I haven't gotten any benefit so far, but I've caused a lot of trouble.

After a while, Bai Yueling came out of the bathroom after taking a shower. She looked at Jiang Qiao with a solemn expression.

"I thought about it for a long time just now, and every aspect of alchemy has been scrutinized. The reason for the failure may be that the age of the medicinal materials is not enough, so that the medicinal liquid cannot be quenched."

She thought for a while and continued: "Next time, I'll see if I can dig up herbs that are more than a hundred years old."

"Do you still want to make alchemy?"

Jiang Qiao manipulated Yasuo to go back and forth among the soldiers, and looked up at her while taking advantage of the gap. Did this woman ever think that the reason for the failure might be a problem with the pressure cooker?

"Yeah! No matter what, I have to suppress my inner demon."

"I suggest you try another alchemy furnace."

"Do you have one?"

Jiang Qiao's breathing stagnated. When he regained his senses, he saw that the defensive tower on the opposite side got a blood, and there were countless question marks in the middle.

He took out his mobile phone and searched on Taobao, and the results were all incense burners or hand burners, and there were no burners for alchemy even on Taobao.

"I think the essence of alchemy is a chemical reaction. Perhaps, you can change your mind."

"What's the reaction?"

"You can simply understand it as modern alchemy."

Jiang Qiao did not lift his head: "Wait for my game to end, and I will explain it to you in detail."

Bai Yueling sat down beside him slowly, and the two were about a punch away.

"What are you doing?"

"Playing games, uh, is a leisure way for people in this era to pass the time and entertain their spirits. You see, this samurai with a knife is controlled by me."

Jiang Qiao pointed at the screen, and suddenly a blind man came out from the grass in the river. R flashed QQ, and his screen instantly turned gray.

"The samurai with the knife fell." Bai Yueling suddenly said.

"Well, I'm dead."

Jiang Qiao, a serious incarnation of the canyon pianist, sent a few question marks to the jungler who was still playing F6, and then quickly typed.

"Where did the jungler harvest Lingzhi for your mother?"

Bai Yueling glanced at it: "What do you mean?"

"His mother may be seriously ill."

"In this case, pick a few more ganoderma lucidum, fry it slowly over low heat, and take it orally."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

He looked at his 0-7-0 record in deep thought, and he's going to be a ghost soon.

"Do you want to play?"

Bai Yueling shook her head slowly: "But I can't."

"I teach you, there are only 4 skills in total, very simple, this is Q, the effect is to slash once with the sword, hit the target continuously, the next attack can send out a tornado, which can knock the enemy up, Haza Give!"

"This is W, which summons a wall of wind in front of him, which can resist the opponent's long-range attacks. This is E, Yasuo's happiest skill, as long as I E is fast enough, the question mark of my teammates can't catch up with me. "

"The last skill is R, the smashing wind ~IndoMTL.com~ as long as it is on, press it, yan yan yan!"

"Right click on the floor to walk, click on the target to kill someone, the gameplay is to kill someone before they kill you, it's very simple, right?"

Jiang Qiao gave a serious demonstration, and Bai Yueling nodded. Compared with the more complicated puppet mechanism, the operation is really not difficult.

He moved away and handed the mouse to her. Fairy Bai tried to click the mouse, Yasuo moved with it, she clicked again, and there were several question marks in the spring.

"Play well, leave them alone."

Fairy Bai is curious about all of this. She can make the warrior in the painting do what she wants without using spiritual power. Is this also the power of technology?

"Go, play casually, cut people when you see them, and pay attention to avoid other people's attacks."

Yasuo walked towards the middle road silently like a lonely warrior. Bai Yueling remembered not to let other people's attacks hit her. Jiang Qiao then saw what a script-level move was. The skills of teammates are hiding.

After a dazzling E come and go, the opposite Lux put all his skills aside except for basic attacks.

"Hasa!"

"RRRRRR!"

“Youhaveanenemy!”

Yasuo retracted his sword and sheathed it, and Bai Yueling controlled Yasuo to step over Lux's corpse with a solemn expression.

"I have avoided all attacks as much as possible, why is her light chasing me? Fortunately, my sword is faster, otherwise she will hit me."

Jiang Qiao: "???"

If it wasn't for her knowledge of immortality and Taoism, Jiang Qiao wondered if he had picked up a professional player.

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(Yanzu, don't you want to water the seedlings of Nanfeng?)