Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 201: Anything that’s not clean will grow into a needle’s eye

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The long kiss was over, and the sweetness spread freely between the lips and teeth of the two. Jiang Qiao gently embraced Bai Yueling's slender waist. Even if she simply hugged her and did nothing, she was very satisfied.

"Master, I don't want to sleep." Bai Yueling whispered.

"Then keep playing the game?"

"Neither."

She blinked her eyes and suddenly felt a little moved: "How about... let's go out?"

"Now?"

Jiang Qiao frowned. Wouldn't it be too late to go outside at this time?

"Isn't it? You didn't say that night is the busiest time in a city." Bai Yueling pouted, and she was used to the attitude of Sister Yu, and she looked a little cute at this time.

He's a little helpless. It's true that the night is the most lively, but at this time, only those night owls who don't return home are still outside.

"I don't want you to be in your bed every time you think of me, and it's not fair to you to play with her during the day."

For this reason, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but agree.

"Then you go back to your room and get dressed?"

He looked at the thin red gauze on Bai Yueling's body. No matter what, it was impossible to wear this dress out for others to see.

"Can't I wear your clothes?"

"Uh... yes, yes, but I don't have underwear."

Bai Yueling raised her chin and kissed him lightly on the neck: "If you wear thicker clothes, no one will see it."

"..." Jiang Qiao suddenly felt that there was some truth in what he said.

He found the right clothes in his closet and handed them to her, and then Bai Yueling started to take off his belt in front of him.

The black line on Jiang Qiao's forehead was straight up, and he took a deep breath and turned his back. This woman really doesn't treat him as an outsider, does she? Anyway, it's a symbolic cover up!

The red gauze slid off her body lightly, and a large piece of bullying Sai Xue's skin was exposed to the air. Bai Yueling lightly stepped forward and embraced his waist, approaching her ear and making a delicate sound.

"Master, do you have the confidence to help me get dressed?"

“…”

"Hey, coward, don't you dare touch it, don't dare to look at it?"

The white and pure hands gently slid across his cheeks, Jiang Qiao had to close his eyes tightly, and he was about to recite Avalokitesvara, otherwise he was afraid that he would go to the bathroom to take a cold shower again.

"Master, my clothes are already on. If you don't believe me, open your eyes?"

"I believe in you."

"Really~"

"Don't say that there are some of these. If you want to go out to play, just put on your clothes and talk about it."

"Oh."

Bai Yueling made a face at him, then reluctantly put on a T-shirt, sweater, down jacket, listening to the sound of dressing from behind, and after a few seconds, he tentatively turned back to use Out of the corner of the eye to observe.

"Looks good."

He took a closer look, then took out his scarf and gloves from the closet and put them on her.

"I don't want to wear gloves, it's uncomfortable."

"It's cold outside at night, so wear it to keep you warm."

Bai Yueling lowered her head and took his hand, softly saying, "If you put it on, you won't feel the warmth of Master's palm."

Jiang Qiao was deeply moved, and the room was silent for a few seconds before he smiled slightly: "Okay, then don't wear gloves, I'll hold you."

Opening the bedroom door, Fu Lu Shou Xi heard the movement and meowed a few times at the two of them, and ran to his feet to rub.

"Shh!"

Jiang Qiao touched the cat's head and dragged Fairy Bai away from the house.

As soon as he went out, Jiang Qiao dared to feel an icy chill. He shrank his neck and looked back at Bai Yueling. Just as he was about to ask her if she was cold or not, she jumped on his back all of a sudden, with a very worried expression on his face. is excited.

"Master, please carry me away."

He made a symbolic threat: "This will sell you on your back!"

"Are you willing?"

"Humph."

"I knew you were reluctant, mua~"

With both hands gently supporting her ass, Jiang Qiao walked into the elevator and pressed down to the first floor.

After midnight, the community seemed very quiet. Except for the security guard on the night shift, no one could be seen. Even when walking on the street, almost no one could be seen.

"Is it time to get down and go by yourself?" Jiang Qiao squeezed the flesh on her **** with his hands.

Bai Yueling shook her head, wrapped her hands around his neck, and made a coquettish voice: "Am I very heavy?"

"It's not serious, that is, if people see it and the impact is not good, won't you be shy?"

"No, I have to carry it on your back."

Jiang Qiao had no choice but to carry it on his back. After all, she didn't mind, so what else could he say.

The city of Zhongcheng is beautiful at night, and the New Year is approaching. The neon lights of all sizes are on, and even the street trees on the roadside are decorated with lights, full of a strong New Year's flavor.

"Look, shops of all sizes here are closed, and you can't go shopping anywhere you want. The only ones that are still open are the night markets." Jiang Qiao sighed.

“What is a night market?”

"The place to eat is basically some barbecue."

Bai Yueling blinked: "I'm hungry and want to eat."

"Then go."

Jiang Qiao just happened to be a little hungry. Fairy Bai usually doesn't let him eat food with heavy salt and heavy oil, and the smell of instant noodles can make his saliva drool.

Find a food stall with a good reputation. When he was studying, he often went here for supper with his white coat and Wu Youcai.

"It smells pretty good." Bai Yueling watched the two middle-aged men eat grilled fish while drinking and talking nonsense.

"The grilled fish here is not very delicious. Next time I will take you to eat authentic ones." Jiang Qiao looked at her and smiled, "What would you like to eat?"

"You order it."

"Then 10 skewers of mutton, 2 skewers of other vegetarian dishes, and 2 bottles of unique."

The two sat down in a corner, and after a while, the skewers were served on the table. Listening to the guests at other tables talking loudly, the two of them ate their mouths full of oil.

Scan the QR code to pay, hold hands and continue to wander around aimlessly. Outside a pharmacy, I saw an automatic vending machine for small umbrellas.

"What is this?"

Bai Yueling is like a curious baby staring at the various small boxes inside.

"Cough, don't ask questions, children."

"Well, I can understand even if you don't speak."

She pursed her lips and whispered: "Adult products, condoms, disease prevention, ultra-thin, effective contraception..."

Jiang Qiao looked left and right, worried that someone would suddenly pass by, and that the thin-skinned person might not die directly.

"I know what it is." Bai Yueling licked her lips charmingly, "Master, should we buy a box to try?"

Jiang Qiao: "What are you talking about?"

"Isn't it safe to say it? Try it on and you won't have children, let alone she won't know."

He couldn't help touching his forehead. Is this a question of whether or not to have children? It's a matter of moral bottom line!

"Don't listen to the nonsense of advertisers, ultra-thin things are unreliable, they will break if you're not careful, and if they're too thick, you won't feel anything." Jiang Qiao cleared his throat.

"Huh? How do you know?" Bai Yueling looked at him with a smile.

"Cough, that guy Wu Youcai told me that he has more practical experience, unlike me, he is only rich in theory."

Bai Yueling winked like silk: "Master, are you really not trying? Actual combat is the only criterion for testing theory~"

He took a deep breath and finally got rid of those charming thoughts in his mind: "Don't make trouble, I'm a serious person."

"Okay, actually, I'm just curious about what the little umbrella looks like." Bai Yueling looked very regretful.

Jiang Qiao turned his head to look elsewhere, and pretended he didn't hear this question. After all, it was very troublesome to explain.

"Hey, Master, what is that thing that looks like a cup used for? What does it mean when the twins and otomes are cast down?"

"Hurry up and go, if you don't go, the police uncle will come to catch the pervert."

"Huh? Are you going to catch you?"

"Catch you!"

Jiang Qiao pulled Bai Yueling away from the place as if running away, this world is still too dangerous, in comparison, witches seem to be holy and easy to teach bad children.

"You're shy!"

"I didn't!"

"Is it for men like you?"

"I've never used it!"

"Hey, I didn't say you used it, why are you so nervous, Master?"

“…”

"Hmph, even if you don't tell me, I'll secretly ask Du Niang."

“…”

The two walked all the way to the square not far from the community. At first glance, there were only a few people. Two of them were lovers. They looked a little young and were not afraid of the cold. They sat in a slightly dark corner and hugged each other.

Bai Yueling hugged Jiang Qiao's arm tightly, stared at the two couples for a while, and suddenly asked, "Master, it's such a cold day, why don't they go to open a room?" /

"I also want to ask, isn't it..." Jiang Qiao suddenly came back to his senses, with a look of disbelief: "How do you know everything?"

"Do as the locals do. Of course, this kind of knowledge has to be learned a little bit, just in case it will be used one day." She said with a smile.

Jiang Qiao's face turned black and black. It was the first time he heard that he used to do as the locals do.

"Don't ask for some weird knowledge on the Internet!" He tapped her on the head lightly.

Bai Yueling looked very aggrieved: "You can't blame me, it was your fairy who asked. Last time she asked Du Niang what if she wanted to make out with her boyfriend outside, but Du Niang replied and let the two go Open house."

“…”

Jiang Qiao was suddenly speechless, what kind of question is he asking?

"Father, Master, you see that the two of them seem to have kissed." Bai Yueling whispered.

"Don't mind your own business!"

"I have my hands in it! Hey, the man seems to be looking at him."

"Go quickly, if you don't go, I'm afraid someone will beat you up."

"Where? Going to open a room?"

"Go home!"

Jiang Qiao gritted his teeth, he suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision to bring her out to play tonight, this little babbler, he never stopped along the way.

If it was Fairy White, she would definitely not be so curious, but would pull him away quickly.

"Master, this car seems to be vibrating. There shouldn't be ghosts."

Jiang Qiao said seriously: "Yes, there are ghosts, so let's go quickly."

"Really? Then I'll go see what the ghosts in your world look like."

While Jiang Qiao was not paying attention, Bai Yueling suddenly slumped on the car window. After two seconds, she ran over with a blushing face: "So there are really ghosts, two shameless lechers, you are so brave. big."

Jiang Qiao couldn't help but drag her and ran away. If he was disturbed at a critical moment, he would never recover, and he might not be chased and cut down two streets.

After turning two corners, Jiang Qiao panted and looked at her: "Did you see it?"

"Well..." Bai Yueling blushed, "They are working hard to have children."

Jiang Qiao covered his face and suddenly didn't know what to say. His lips twitched for a long time, and he hesitated several times before finally popping out a few words: "Things with dirty eyes will grow needles."

"Um..."

"Okay, now go home."

"Eh? Didn't you agree to open a room? I have my ID card with me."

"You're a big jerk! Do you know if you can't eat Mala Tang in a hurry?"

Bai Yueling agreed in a low voice. Today, Jiang Qiao said twice about eating Mala Tang, and when he has time, he must ask Du Niang what it means.

Walking hand in hand on the way home, I saw that the dance hall I passed by last time was still open ~IndoMTL.com~ The door was feasting, and there were several scantily clad women standing. Occasionally, a drunk man would hold his arm They go in.

Seeing this situation, even without Jiang Qiao's explanation, Bai Yueling knows what's going on here. In Ziweixing, Goulan in the mortal kingdom is like this.

"Master, have you ever been in a place like this?"

"No." Jiang Qiao shook his head.

"Really?"

"Do you see me like that?"

Bai Yueling smiled and kissed him on the face: "I can do what they know. If you want to feel it, I can let you try it~"

Jiang Qiao squeezed his fingers: "I'll talk about it later."

In the blink of an eye, they wandered outside for almost three hours, and now they finally returned to their own community. After giving the security code to the security guard, the two took the elevator upstairs.

"Have you had a good time tonight?" Jiang Qiao yawned.

She pouted: "I didn't buy a small umbrella, and I didn't open a room, so I'm not very happy..."

“…”

Listening to her nonsense, Jiang Qiao didn't bother to take care of her at all. Next time, he didn't say anything and ran out with her late at night. It was too dangerous. fight.

"Shh, don't talk." He quietly took out the key to open the door.

In the quiet environment, the metal anti-theft door made a creaking sound, and the two of them changed their slippers at the entrance. They thought that no one had been disturbed when the light in the living room suddenly turned on.

The two of them froze for a while, their muscles stiffened and they turned back to look at the expressionless Xia Qinghe.

"Mom, where do you go to the toilet at night?" Jiang Qiao swallowed.

"Where did you two go in the middle of the night?"