Fix Smile Order Chapter 6: Wechat private visit
Eight years ago, Tang Tianyuan was only fourteen years old, a young boy who had just grown up.
Beside him is a maid named Lizhi, who is only two years older than him and has beautiful hands and feet. At that time, Tang Tianyuan had already discovered a certain special preference, and it was natural for this maid to be different. How old was he at that time, to say how deeply he was in love with a girl would be impossible to say, but at least lychee was a beautiful thing that could satisfy the needs of lecherous young people.
Probably because of his tolerance, she was frivolous and willful. Fourteen-year-old Tang Tianyuan, some aspects of the function began to develop soundly, never thought about **** between men and women. Coincidentally, Lizhi was also intentional, and always teased him verbally in private. Finally, one day, Tang Tianyuan was so drunk that he couldn't hold back the anger in his heart.
It's just that the two of them were too bold, and they started tearing in the study. That day, the wife went to the study with delicious food because she was distressed that her son was too tired to study. The mother didn't need to knock on the door, she pushed open the door and went in, only to see that her son was not studying hard, but peeling the maid's clothes.
The lady was furious. My son is only fourteen years old, and he is about to be seduced by this vixen! She ordered the lychee to be dragged down and beaten to death. Tang Tianyuan's wine also woke up with fright. Knowing that his mother was really moving, he pleaded hard, but to no avail. Not only that, because Madam wanted to make this lesson more profound, she deliberately had people executed outside the study, and Tang Tianyuan could hear Lizhi's screams clearly in the room. I don't know how long I listened, her cry gradually weakened, and finally became silent.
By the time people finished work, Litchi had already died, and the flesh and blood under her body was blurred. Her once-beautiful fingers buckled too **** the bench, and her nails were broken and the flesh turned open. That picture stimulated Tang Tianyuan too much, and since then he has never been too close to the maids.
Later he got older, and the situation didn't improve until Mrs. Tang realized that she seemed to have done it before. She found a better woman for her son again, no matter what, Tang Tianyuan never got involved.
He wasn't mad at his mother. What a person experiences when he is young is preserved in a special way and stays with him throughout his life. In short, since then, when he saw the maid, he was reluctant to get close.
Man from a wealthy family, at the age of seventeen or eighteen, many people have tasted it. Tang Tianyuan is an anomaly in this regard. He didn't want to touch maids, let alone play prostitutes, and he kept a distance from women who took the initiative to molest women, and he didn't marry a daughter-in-law... The combination of these factors made him a twenty-two-year-old virgin.
It's not shameful, but it's not a glorious thing.
This kind of thing is not good to tell others. But the people who serve him close to him naturally know, such as cantaloupe and Sydney.
Xiaogua knew that she was the concubine appointed by the wife to the young master. She had been by the young master's side for more than two years.
Sydney and Cantaloupe have similar identities. She is not as thoughtful as Cantaloupe, but firmly believes that the reason why the young master is not close to women is because he wants to practice boy magic.
Let's talk about it. Cantaloupe and Sydney came to the yard where Tang Tianyuan lived. At this time, Tang Tianyuan was still in the retreat hall and did not come back. They saw that the courtyard was quiet and there was no servant. They really didn't know how the young master lived these days. While cleaning the inside and outside, the two discussed to help the young master recruit a few rough servants. Cantaloupe took a broom and tried to clean up the fallen leaves in the courtyard, but found an embroidered shoe lying under the laurel tree. She was surprised, bent over to pick up the embroidered shoes, and looked carefully.
The embroidered shoes are very small, with pink silk surface, no embroidery or grass on the top, only two large gold ingots are embroidered. I don't know whose girl fell, this taste is too bad.
Speaking of which, this is the yard where the young master lives alone. How could a girl break in? Shoes are the personal belongings of a girl's family, so how can they fall off easily?
Isn't the young master having a rendezvous with someone here?
The more I thought about the melon, the more suspicious it became. When the young master was at home, he was not close to women, and practiced like a monk. It has only been a few days since he was here, and that's it. She was a little angry and a little lost for a while, and put away the embroidered shoes secretly, thinking that she had to figure out who this girl was first, and then deal with it.
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Tan Lingyin finally realized her true strength after being blocked last night, so she stopped for a few days. Don't wander around at night, and don't probe during the day. That new maid named Xianggua, guarding her like a thief. Sydney is okay, she is stupid and dumb, and she always says that others are stupid.
On this day, Zhao Xiaoliu came and told Tan Lingyin that the magistrate of the county would go out for a private visit tomorrow, so that she could disguise herself tomorrow and follow him out.
Tan Lingyin doesn't understand what she has to disguise. Could it be that she can't be recognized as a woman? This is a bit difficult, her **** are not very easy to wrap, and now the clothes are thin in summer, and it is even more difficult to cover up.
After thinking about it, there is only one way.
The next day, Tang Tianyuan packed up and left the courtyard early in the morning, and saw a person at the door. This man was small and thin, with fair complexion. He had the face of a weak scholar, but he had a two-foot long beard.
Tang Tianyuan was stunned. In this early morning, who would dare to come to the county government house to be wild? No matter how long the beard is... Can the concierge fall asleep?
He walked over and saw this person's brows and eyes, it was the haunted Tan Lingyin. I really don't know which song she is singing, it seems that there is something wrong with her brain.
Tang Tianyuan sarcastically said, "Are you Guan Gong?!"
"No." Tan Lingyin stroked her beard and answered solemnly.
So thick-skinned. Tang Tianyuan ignored her, turned his head and left.
Tan Lingyin quickly caught up, followed him and asked, "Sir, does my beard look good?" She was quite satisfied with the beard, which was long and supple, and could cover her throat and chest. Sun Wukong is here. They didn't even recognize her as a woman.
Tang Tianyuan still ignored her.
Tan Lingyin asked again, "Sir, where are we going for a private visit today?"
Tang Tianyuan stopped and looked at her vigilantly, "You want to visit me privately?"
Tan Lingyin is a little strange, "Didn't you let me go..."
Tang Tianyuan knew what was going on just by thinking about it. He really wanted to go out on patrol in a micro-clothing, first to check the folk customs here, and secondly to go to Tianmu Mountain for a walk in person. Originally, he only instructed Zhao Xiaoliu and King Li, but they turned around and told Tan Lingyin. It was also his negligence that he did not explain to them in advance that he was not allowed to take others there.
Tang Tianyuan was about to open her mouth to reject Tan Lingyin, when she looked at her bushy beard, but suddenly changed his mouth, "You can go if you want, but there is only one, and you are not allowed to take off the beard."
"That's what it is." Tan Lingyin nodded quickly, it seemed that the magistrate liked her beard very much.
The two walked out of the inner ya together. Zhao Xiaoliu and King Li were already waiting for them. The four of them had already eaten breakfast, so they set off.
Tang Tianyuan was walking on the street for a while. Although he was not wearing an official uniform, his face was highly recognizable. Many people recognized him and greeted him warmly; for those who did not know him, this time Look around and get acquainted.
Tang Tianyuan didn't expect so many people to know him, he was a little depressed, this was a private interview.
He turned to look at Tan Lingyin, who was stroking her beard happily. Tang Tianyuan called Tan Lingyin to no one's place and ordered her to give him a little beard. Tan Lingyin knew that he liked her beard, so she generously pulled three strands for him, two small strands stuck under the nose and one large strand stuck to the chin.
In this way, although the eyebrows and eyes are still handsome, it is more obscene and obscene below the nose, giving people the feeling that it is like a combination of Erlang Shen and his dog, even Tan Lingyin can't bear to look closely. .
Anyway, Tang Tianyuan is quiet. He strolled around the street for a while, then went to the vegetable market, carefully inquired about the prices, picked a few people to ask about their living conditions, and frightened two or three children to cry on the way, and finally left contentedly, and went straight out of the city to Tianmu Mountain.
It was almost noon when the group arrived at Tianmu Mountain. The sun is like a blazing fire, burning the earth warmly. Going to the wild on such a day is very painful, and several people are so hot they want to stick their tongues out. And Tan Lingyin is hotter than the three of them combined, because of her thick and flowing beard. The mustache wrapped around her face and body like a mink scarf, making her feel as if she had fallen into a steamer.
Tan Lingyin finally understood why the magistrate told her not to take off her beard. He must have expected her to be a dog, and he said that on purpose.
This magistrate is really not a good bird.
Tang Tianyuan was very relieved to see Tan Lingyin suffer. He didn't like this Tan Lingyin well. When she wasn't happy, he was happy.
A few people climbed the mountain for a while, then they were all hungry, so they sat under the tree and ate dry food. Under their feet was a large stone slab, lying beside the road, ready for pedestrians to rest. Out of the stone is a steep slope.
Tan Lingyin had already finished the sour plum soup that she brought, and she rolled her eyes from choking on the dry food. Tang Tianyuan looked at her with a smile for a while, then unscrewed the water bag and took a gulp of water.
Tan Lingyin was furious and quickly took action to grab his water bag. However, Tang Tianyuan had long expected her to be like this, and when she lifted her hand a little, she would be out of reach.
King Li couldn't see it anymore, "Master Tan, can you drink my water?"
Tan Lingyin is going to have **** with Tang Tianyuan. She straightened up and grabbed his water, but she still hadn't grabbed it, so when her brain became hot, she jumped up and knocked Tang Tianyuan down and rode on his waist.
Tang Tianyuan: "..."
I've never seen such a shameless person before. The girl's family threw herself on a man.
It's not too bad for an average man to be hugged by a beautiful woman, but the premise is that the beautiful woman doesn't have a big beard. Tang Tianyuan was pushed to the ground by Tan Lingyin, her face was covered by her beard, and the darkness in front of her eyes cut off all the ambiguity that might be caused by skin-to-skin relationship.
Things changed so fast that Zhao Xiaoliu and King Li couldn't keep up with the rhythm and looked at them blankly.
Although good men don't fight with women, Tang Tianyuan didn't want to just let it go. He turned over with force and pushed again, trying to lift Tan Lingyin away, but he lifted it up, but it was thrown out of the stone. went.
Tang Tianyuan's reaction was slower because his eyes were covered by a beard. When he found Tan Lingyin rolling down, he instinctively reached out and grabbed it.
"Ow! Ooo! Ouch! Ouch!" After a series of strange screams, he let out a sigh of relief.
Tang Tianyuan felt that she was so angry that she should not be killed. He was leaning on the edge of the flagstone and looked down. On the steep **** grew some dwarf shrubs with lush foliage that covered her traces.
"Tan Lingyin? Tan Lingyin?" Tang Tianyuan called twice, but got no answer.
He had to roll up his sleeves and go down to find it himself. Zhao Xiaoliu and Li Dawang were afraid that something might happen to the county magistrate, so they hurriedly stopped them. The two of them thought about going down.
Tang Tianyuan shook his head, he knows a little bit of work himself, although the **** in front of him is steep, be careful with the bushes, it should be fine. So it was decided.
When approaching the bottom of the slope, Tang Tianyuan smelled a pungent odor. Then he saw Tan Lingyin, she was sitting on the ground, her face was pale and her eyes were blank.
Tang Tianyuan thought that she was probably injured. He felt a little guilty. He walked over and asked, "Where is the injury?" The voice was very gentle, for fear of scaring her.
Tan Lingyin's eyes moved for a while, her eyes gathered again, and she saw that it was Tang Tianyuan. She didn't answer, but raised her hand and pointed not far away.
Tang Tianyuan was surprised. He walked over where she pointed, pushing through the bushes.
There lies a corpse.