Stray Chapter 65: The essence of human beings is the devil

"I'm sorry, Hiratsuka-sensei."

It seems that the source of the successive sneezes and the inexplicable chills rising from the depths of the soul can be directly confirmed.

Xia Ran thought so.

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In the office, a strange silence filled the air. Shizuka Hiratsuka folded her arms, making her majestic chest even more terrifying. She frowned and stared at someone in front of her.

There's something wrong with the atmosphere, have you done something to make her angry?

Shouldn't be, Xia Ran quickly used her brain to search her memory carefully.

However, I can't think of what went wrong, and from yesterday evening to the present, in less than a day, what can I do...Is it possible that I was sleepwalking in my sleep, thinking about what I used to be? Has the script been written and sent out?

Wait, it's not good, if that's the case, how many copies did you publish? Could it be that even the draft was sent out, and the immortal Sichuan library refused to accept anyone who came to the library, and announced the establishment of the project overnight?

Xia Ran's eyes shook violently, but she quickly realized that this kind of thing is impossible.

Last night, he didn't sleep at all, okay!

"Student Xia Ran, why did you apologize as soon as you came in?" At this time, Mr. Hiratsuka sighed and asked with a heavy tone.

"Huh? Shouldn't it be?" Xia Ran raised her head with a puzzled expression on her face.

"What did you do wrong?"

"I don't know either... How about, Hiratsuka-sensei, could you give me a hint?" Xia Ran's eyes looked very innocent.

"I don't know why, as long as I talk to you in the past two days, I will be inexplicably angry... If it goes on like this, I will definitely grow old quickly." Hiratsuka Shizuo took a few deep breaths.

"Teacher, we have to be reasonable. This is definitely not my fault. You think you will grow old fast because you have already..." Xia Ran felt that she couldn't let such an accusation come true. Try to explain from a scientific and objective level.

A gust of wind blows and the words come to an abrupt end.

The straight punch, whose trajectory was completely unclear, stopped just about one centimeter before the tip of Xia Ran's nose.

"Want to die once and see?" The low voice spread with the ultra-low pressure.

"...Sorry, it's all my fault." Considering that Hiratsuka Shizuo is also a black long straight, maybe he really has the same ability, Xia Ran decisively made the most correct choice.

"Really, am I that scary..." Hiratsuka-sensei retracted his fist and said angrily, "Don't think that as long as I call you, I must find fault, it's really annoying..."

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Xia Ran silently glanced at her retracted fist, stretched out her hand to push her glasses habitually, and did not express any personal opinion on the obvious question of "is this woman terrible?".

"By the way, I forgot to ask yesterday, did you guys change your contact lenses?" Seeing his actions, Mr. Hiratsuka narrowed his eyes and asked.

"Yes, is there any problem?" Xia Ran nodded confidently, not guilty at all.

"No problem, I just want to remind you to pay attention to the security guards..." Before Mr. Hiratsuka finished speaking, she was interrupted by a knock on the door from outside, and she raised her eyebrows.

"Come in."

"Excuse me..." A feeble voice sounded.

The door handle was turned, and a boy with a sense of weakness and dead fish eyes walked in from outside the corridor.

Xia Ran recognized at a glance that this was the boy she asked for directions before.

"Hikigu, you're here... Do you know why I asked you to come here this time?" Mr. Hiratsuka said, turning his eyes to the boy, his plain words filled with a sense of oppression.

"I don't know..."

"I don't know? Then look at this, do you have an impression?" Hiratsuka-sensei sneered, reached out and grabbed a whole stack of paper on the table, and flung it at the dead fish-eyed boy, "This is you composition."

"...oh."

The dead fish-eye boy raised a finger, scratched his cheek, and made a syllable, his eyes wandering.

"What are you, do you still remember the topic of the composition I gave in class?"

"...Remember, the title is "High School Life Review". "

"Since you know this is the topic, what are you going to do with a crime declaration?" Mr. Hiratsuka sighed, "Really, why are you both so uneasy? A potential criminal?"

One or two? you? Xia Ran pretended not to hear, anyway, as long as he didn't name his name, it was definitely not a good student like him.

Potential criminal or something, kidding, is he like that?

And the dead fish-eyed boy named Biqigu looked at Xia Ran subconsciously. Could it be that this person, like himself, handed in a composition like a criminal declaration, so he was called over?

"Forget it, Hikigu, about this messy composition... I was going to ask you to come over and talk about it yesterday evening, but because I was going to kill someone... No, because there was something going on at that time. So it was delayed."

Hiratsuka-sensei raised her hair as if she was having a hard time, saying so.

"I thought about it last night and felt that I don't need to listen to your opinion. It's better to take measures as soon as possible while criminal reservists like you still have the possibility of being corrected."

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I'll rewrite it." Hikigu had a vague premonition that something was wrong, and hurriedly said so preemptively.

"Rewrite? It's okay, you can just rewrite the composition..." Hiratsuka said with a gentle smile, as if she was a close sister, "Then, let's talk about what I think about you. Punishment decision..."

"Wait, Hiratsuka-sensei, am I going to rewrite the essay?" Hikigu's eyes widened.

"Really? So what?"

"Since I have to rewrite the composition, why are there other punishments!" Hikigu argued, "I've never heard of doing one wrong thing and being punished twice. Not fair."

"No, that's fair, because it's you who asked to rewrite the composition, not mine..."

Hiratsuka Shizuo yawned, raised her hands and stretched hard, revealing her beautiful figure without omission.

"...Don't interrupt now, listen to me, because you don't have any friends...well, Hikigu, you don't have any friends, do you? There shouldn't be any girlfriends, right?"

"You presume I don't have friends before asking the question... Also, what does "like" mean? "

"Relax, teacher, I'm a very open-minded person. Even if you say you have a boyfriend, you won't discriminate against you..." Shizuo Hiratsuka waved his hand, replied casually, and then asked again: "You didn't participate in club activities, did you?"

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Bikigu fell silent, while Xia Ran twitched the corners of his mouth. He didn't know if it was because of his sense of sight, but he always felt that this scene was a little familiar.

"Okay, let's do it like this—Student Xia Ran, please bring this little **** to the service department to fill out an application for admission." As expected, Hiratsuka Jing turned his head and said to Xia Ran, Shan decision was made.

Is this the reason for calling me? Xia Ran sighed and glanced at the dead fish-eye boy with a very sympathetic look:

"The application form, I understand...but where is it? Are there preparations in the activity room, Mr. Hiratsuka?"

"Well, let's take a look first. If you don't have one, ask Yukinoshita for one. She's in the 2nd year J class, you know that?" question, he answered casually.

Xia Ran nodded.

"Hey! Wait a minute, shouldn't I ask my client's opinion first?" Bikigu was immediately anxious.

"Oh, what's your opinion?" The female teacher squinted at him, "Speak and see, if it's a valid reason, I can consider it."

"Ah, there is something wrong with my waist... I remember what it seems to be called blisters, blisters, herpes?"

"You're talking about a hernia, right? I believe it for now, but don't worry, I'm not asking you to do hard labor."

"Actually, in fact, I have a disease that will kill me if I join the club..."

"This reason is too ridiculous, I really want to see it." Hiratsuka Shizuo raised his eyebrows, his eyes flashing dangerously. "But if you don't die, I won't let you go..."

"Wait, wait!"

Hikigu struggled to the death. He looked in the direction of Xia Ran, and noticed the sympathy and pity in the eyes of the other party. He immediately felt that he had seen the light of day. He had helped the other party just now when he was in gym class.

Ah, there is no way out of the sky, this is the opportunity to break the game!

"I think a more fair and democratic method should be used to solve the problem... For example, there are three people here, you can try to use the voting method..."

"To put it bluntly, I just want to win over Xia Ran's opinion, innocent kid." Hiratsuka pouted, then turned his head and narrowed his eyes to look at someone, "Xia Ran, you heard that. Well, who did you vote for?"

"Of course I voted for you, teacher." Xia Ran answered without hesitation.

"Huh?"

Hikigu's eyes widened, this is different from what he said.

"But Hikigu still doesn't seem very happy, what should I do..." Hiratsuka-sensei's eyes were full of smiles, and she still said so slowly.

"This is easy to do, as long as you take his crime declaration to the broadcasting room, teacher, and recite it publicly to the whole school in the name of the excellent model essay selection." Xia Ran kindly offered advice.

—The devil!

—There's a devil here!

Bikigu's face turned blue, he saw the female teacher's eyes lit up, then turned his head to look at himself with great satisfaction, and said, "Then... Hikigu-kun, do you have any comments now? "

"No more..."

It turns out that no one can keep their backbone under such a situation, and so does Hikigu, he tries his best to squeeze a pleasing smile.

"Well, please come with me, Hikigaya-san... and also, welcome to the service department."

Walking out to the corridor outside and closing the door, Xia Ran turned around and looked at the dead fish-eye boy behind her, patted the other person on the shoulder enthusiastically and said.

"I don't want to join any service department at all, Xia Ran... You were too boring just now, didn't you?" Hikigu smiled wryly, shrank a little unaccustomedly, and used a kind of resentment full of resentment. eyes staring at each other.

"Don't look at me like that, in that situation, what would you do?" Xia Ran pouted, disapproving.