Stray Chapter 217: Critical attack
"What the **** is going on, Yuhihama-san?"
Hikigaya Hachiman cleaned up the feeling of being repeatedly attacked, and asked this feebly with a pair of dead fish eyes, and the whole person collapsed on the table.
It was already evening, and the refreshing early summer wind was blowing in from the open window, and the music symbolizing youth was streaming in from the open window. If you walk to the window at this time, you can easily overlook the entire sports field outside.
Outside echoes the clamor of boys and girls who are keen on club activities, coupled with the metallic sound and sharp whistle of the bat, the clarinet and trumpet of the pipe band also come to arrange flowers, which is the main part of the service department. Background music.
But no one pays attention to them. Everyone either has their own things to do or has a topic to talk about, and they don't pay attention to this aspect.
"Ahahaha, this... this..."
As a member of the current team, Yuihama Yui's personality is completely incompatible with her personality. She can't even tell lies. At this moment, she just twists her hands crampedly in front of her chest and begins to feel ashamed. .
Hikigaya Hachiman's heart couldn't help beating faster, thinking of some things from before, but he shook his head suddenly, and instantly killed this unrealistic possibility, how is it possible!
I must be thinking too much!
"This... yes, yes!"
Yubihama Yui seemed to be getting more and more ashamed. Even if the people around her didn't say anything, she finally thought of a good reason to change the topic temporarily.
"You, look, it's really funny and humiliating for me to look for people like this..." she stammered.
"...Can this topic be skipped?" Hikigu Hachiman's face turned completely dark in an instant. Sure enough, he just thought too much, this woman is just here to find fault!
Looking at her blushing cheeks, she seemed to recall how embarrassing it was to ask around on campus about her whereabouts. I'm really sorry!
"Ah! No, no, no, I'm not trying to make fun of you, I just want to say, want to say... By the way, you see, to, at least leave a phone call or something, but, anyway, not Someone will ask what we are and what our relationship is."
Yubihama explained in a more flustered manner, but this idiot can't even tell a lie, and he is completely self-defeating.
Xuexia, who was reading a book beside her and hadn't interjected, couldn't help but let out a very slight, almost inaudible but very deep sigh, and at the same time subconsciously reached out to support herself 's forehead.
However, almost at the same time, the girl heard a slight sigh coming from the opposite side.
She raised her head subconsciously, and saw that the guy on the opposite side was doing exactly the same thing as her. They were stroking their foreheads with their hands, and couldn't help sighing.
Then, Xia Ran on the opposite side also seemed to have discovered this problem.
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Both of them froze for a moment, then lowered their palms subconsciously at the same time. Immediately afterwards, they were slightly taken aback when they noticed the other's actions, so they turned to look out the window at the same time, as if they were interested in the scenery outside.
The sync rate is astonishingly high, and from everyone else's point of view, it looks like a perfectly synced mirror.
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Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth. In this stark contrast, he only felt that his situation was inexplicably desolate. Why was he the only one who had to be mercilessly pierced by women like Yubihama repeatedly.
His dead fish eyes seem to have become more rotten at the moment, as if he has lost all his dreams, so instead of wasting his brainpower thinking about Yubihama's current performance, he took out his mobile phone and handed it to the opposite side. ——
"Leave a phone call? Well...I don't care."
"Huh? Let me do it?"
He folded his hands, turned his face to the side, and secretly observed the girl in Hikigu from the corner of his eye, stunned for a moment, looking a little unbelievable.
"It's really audacious to give your phone to someone without even thinking about it..."
"Anyway, I don't have anything shameful in my phone, only my sister, or Amazon and McDonald's will come to inform you, whatever..."
Hikigu didn't care about these insignificant things at all. After all, he didn't have any materials for casting spells in his mobile phone, at least he wouldn't leave traces of these directly visible records.
"Wow, really! It's almost all notification emails from Amazon! By the way, how many things did you buy..." Yubihama hesitated, took the phone, and just glanced at it and exclaimed .
"I want you to take care..." Hikigaya Hachiman was still slumped on the chair, motionless and completely unconcerned.
"Really...you have very few contacts, aren't you too pitiful?" He probably opened the business card book to enter his contact information. By the way, he also saw that other than family members, there were no With no contact list at all, Yuhibin couldn't help but look at the boy opposite with pity.
"Speaking of which, aren't you really here to hit me?" Hikigu took a deep breath and relieved the pressure in his skull.
"Ah, sorry, I accidentally veered into this topic...hahaha..."
Yubahama hurriedly stopped the topic, showing a characteristic smirk, then took out his mobile phone, first added Hikigu's contact information to his mobile phone, and then entered his contact information into Biqi Valley's cell phone.
During this process, she couldn't help but complained: "Why can't I use the infrared transmission function, and I have to use typing to input, it's so troublesome!"
"Is there any way, I can't use the infrared transmission function, and I don't like to bring a mobile phone." Hikigu didn't think it was his fault.
"Forget it... No wonder you asked me to do this kind of thing." Yubihama muttered in a low voice, feeling that she had seen through the other party's conspiracy, holding Hikigu's mobile phone and typing at a very fast speed.
"You type really fast..."
"Isn't this normal? You haven't been in contact with people for too long, and your fingers are degraded, right?" The girl pouted, and then reacted immediately. "Ah, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean it, but you seem to be full of flaws, and it feels like unless you don't speak, if you just say something casually, it will hit your wound..."
——What happened to this person...
——Does she have to find a chance to stab herself in this way?
Bikigu couldn't tell whether she was really stupid or pretending to be stupid at this moment, so she could only respond through gritted teeth: "It's so rude, after all, I wrote letters to girls when I was in my country... Hey! It's my phone!"
Clap!
Perhaps she was too shocked, Yubihama didn't grab it and let the phone fall to the ground. She looked at Hikigu blankly, with an expression of seeing the end of the world: "Liar..."
"Who lied to you, as long as I get serious, this kind of thing is not a problem at all." Hikigu felt that the woman's reaction was too hurtful, and could only bite the bullet and continue to brag about this deed.
"Sorry, I can't imagine you dating a girl at all... what kind of person is she?"
"Of course she is a healthy and elegant person. I sent an email at seven o'clock in the evening, and she would not reply until the next morning, telling me that she had fallen asleep before, and I will see you at school, which shows how regular life is. But When she got to the classroom, she never dared to talk to me, her personality was really introverted and graceful."
Hikigu clenched his fists and said with oath.
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"Huh? That's not..." Yubihama's eyes widened, and she quickly covered her mouth with both hands to avoid choking, but her tears still flowed out.
It's so pathetic, so pathetic.
She quickly leaned over and picked up the mobile phone on the ground, looked at the other party and said seriously: "Student Hikigu, I will definitely reply to the letter well, and I won't pretend to be asleep!"
But it's clear that high school boys who have been heartbroken don't need such cruel tenderness now... After all, Hikigu is not really a fool, of course, he already knew the truth of the matter.
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The activity room fell silent for a while, mainly because of Hikigu's self-exposure, and he himself seemed to be completely giving up on himself.
Yuhihama felt completely panicked, why did she become like this? She always seems to screw things up. Of course, it's also because Hikigaya Hachiman has flaws all over her body. Although she really doesn't mean to be mean and ridiculed, she feels that unless she doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, and she completely cuts off communication... …
Otherwise, it will pierce the heart of the other party...and it turned out to be like this.
Subconsciously, she cast a look of help to the other two people who had been silent all the time. The two people have been keeping quiet all the time, not just to see what she meant, and to create opportunities for her in tacit understanding ?
I don't want to use other topics to disrupt her plan... but she really has no experience or talent in this area, or it should be said that it is because of Hikigu, so she is completely unable to Control the direction of the topic—
Originally, she wanted to gradually throw out the idea that she wanted to form a team with Hikigu. After all, in the same class, according to the rules of the three-person group, the problem should not be too big, even if it is an additional household Tsukasa Saika also just met the conditions.
As a result, her girlish feelings didn't show well, but she smashed Hikigu's head with a random punch. People who don't know probably still think she is a master chaser and can always easily Insights into weaknesses, and then targeted critical damage casually...
There is really no way out now, but I can only choose to ask for help outside the field.
Yukinoshita sighed lightly, and didn't know how to evaluate it better, so she could only say: "Yubahama-san, I think you can just directly explain what you want to do, you don't need to do these superfluous things. things..."
"Ehhh? Is this okay?"
"Isn't there a saying, it's wrong to say too much... Isn't that what you are doing now?" Yukinoshita pressed her forehead with a headache, "Besides, no matter what, you still have to reveal your true purpose in the end. Yeah, what's the point of that?"
"Cai, Cai has no real purpose, I just, I just think he will definitely not have friends, and no one will be willing to team up with him, so I, Cai..."
Yubihama panicked again, hurriedly explained or concealed her behavior, and ruthlessly stabbed the dying Hikigu-san a few times.