I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 39: This ship is about to capsize, so I’d better stay away

And Ma thought, yes, that's what I meant.

So he didn't explain, and continued to ask the group of people's intentions - they talked a lot, but still didn't say why he wanted Kiryu and Ma.

"So, the two of you are here because you want me to be the martial arts instructor for this film?"

He Ma didn't forget to go in the direction of "Come and invite me to star", because the actors in Japan also have qualifications, and it is rare to be discovered by a scout on the way and go directly to starring in a movie.

An actor goes a long way from debut to starring.

In addition, the Japanese entertainment industry also has the same "birth advantage" as the civil servant circle. In the civil servant circle, a good university will lead to a rocket promotion, and in the entertainment circle, a theater company and stage play background will have a natural advantage.

So Japanese actors either have a stage background, or they go to stage plays before taking on important responsibilities.

People who don't understand this set are easy to be confused by the Japanese entertainment industry. For example, someone from the AKB department turned into a movie, obviously the response to the play was good, so he turned around and went to the stage play, so many Chinese fans were furious and felt that she was being Snow is hidden.

All in all, it is almost impossible for a passerby like Hema who has no relevant experience to act as the leading role in a movie, so Hema directly thinks about martial arts guidance.

However, Producer Nagata shook his head: "No, although it would be great if you could serve as a martial arts instructor by the way, but that's not our main purpose. We hope you will star in this film."

He Ma looked puzzled again, and today he was a little more puzzled.

"Is this inappropriate?" He Ma asked bluntly, "I have no acting experience, I have never acted in a stage play, or even participated in a high school drama club activity."

—No, wait, it looks like I'm reciting lines for the Kendo performance at the Cultural Festival?

But this news shouldn't reach the ears of a serious film studio like Taiying.

Producer Nagata laughed: "Indeed, this may seem a bit deviant in the eyes of others, but the information we have obtained shows that Kawakaku Films is shooting an extreme action movie that boldly uses a new female lead and is aimed at the younger generation."

As soon as I heard it with Ma, I understood, Kawakaku or something, obviously the two words were swapped, and then it was a new female starring, and it was a pole action movie aimed at the younger generation...

It's a sailor suit and a machine gun.

So in this case, the old film studios are facing a strong challenge from the rookies, and they plan to attack the whole corresponding thing.

However, the secrecy work on Kawakaku's side is well done, and the information obtained here is obviously biased.

Sailor suits and machine guns are not action movies. Although they have the label "action", they mainly move people through the plot.

He Ma was rather strange, because he remembered that the Sailor Suit and Machine Gun had original novels, and if you bought a novel, you would know what the movie would look like.

Could it be that there are no novels in this time and space, so a movie will be released directly?

The Nagata producer here, understood Kazuma's contemplative expression because he recalled the materials of his previous life as something else, and hurriedly continued to explain:

"According to the reliable information we have obtained, the female lead actress Kawakaku has started this time is a girl idol who is still under cultivation soon after signing with an idol agency under their name. She has no prior acting experience at all."

Recalling with Ma, the pharmacist Hiroko Maru in her previous life seems to have experience in acting. Before acting in sailor suits and machine guns, she acted as a child in Kadokawa Yinghua's movies and collaborated with Ken Takakura.

Should she be considered a child star?

How did you become a girl idol who is still cultivating a date?

Idol in Japan is a proper term, not a Chinese idol with a broad coverage.

So Kazuma has always felt that it is inappropriate to translate the Japanese "love doulu" into an idol, and it will cause a kind of cognitive dislocation.

A common cognitive dislocation is: Chinese people think that idols have a high status in Japan, but in fact "Love Doulu" is the bottom of the chain of contempt in the Japanese entertainment industry.

Nurtured idols refer to idols who are still practicing idol cultivation and have not yet debuted.

Stunned with the horse.

With such a big change, it's no wonder Kazuma couldn't see any news about Yakushi Maru Hiroko.

He originally thought that she would appear in his sight like Matsuda Seiko with a slightly changed name, such as Yakushiji Hiroko or something.

He Ma looked at the producer Nagata and summed up the current situation before speaking: the production of sailor suits and machine guns has undergone major changes, there may be no original novels, and the female lead has also become a real Pure newbie.

Then he said, "This doesn't sound like a very threatening work. At least I won't pay to go to the cinema to watch a movie played by an idol I have never heard of."

Nagata nodded: "Yes, but we got this."

He turned to look at the one of the three who had been silent for a while, and the latter immediately took out a poster-like thing and handed it to Nagata.

He Ma understands, these three people, the one at C is the producer, and the one on the right-hand side of the more distinguished person is probably the screenwriter, who is also the one who will be called "teacher" in the production team.

And the third should be the producer's assistant.

"Look at this poster."

Nagata hands the poster to Wuma.

Bring it to Ma and take a look, well, it really is the "Xingquan" he remembered. On the poster, she is wearing a sailor suit and holding an American M3 grease gun - the Japanese say that machine guns refer to this.

The poster has a unique temperament, full of youthful atmosphere, and incomparably sassy. In short, the shooting is very standard.

He Ma doesn't know how many people can be pulled into the movie theater with this poster alone, but he will go to see it anyway.

"It's really charming, I can't help but..." He Ma suddenly turned around and glanced at the love knife placed in front of the poster of Matsu Seiko by the wall.

——Fuck you, you've seen Holy Son Yansong so soon?

He Ma turned his head back, rolled up the poster and continued, "It makes me want to keep it."

"We still have a lot of pictures." The Nagata producer smiled, "It's a defective product that was stolen by the workers of the printing factory. If you like it, take it away. Now back to this film, we think it's a film that goes away. Movies like Charlie's Angels in America..."

He Ma sneered, thinking that you deserved to be caught off guard and annihilated.

Wait, there's Charlie's Angels at this time?

He Ma's life, when I was a child, I was impressed by three American TV series: "Garrison Expendables", "Knight Rider" and "Charlie's Angels".

He Ma's childhood fantasy was to be as handsome as the chief in the Garrison Expendables, to have a Knight Rider's talking car, and to bring three Charlie's Angels as a harem.

Now I suddenly hear a producer on a big set talking about Charlie's Angels, and I feel a lot of emotion.

Producer Nagata finally saw that something was wrong with He Ma's expression, so he asked, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

"Look at this poster," He Ma reopened the closed poster, "Can't you feel it? This temperament, no, this won't be a three-way movie like Charlie's Angels. "

Talking nonsense to Ma Xin, in fact, it is impossible to draw such a conclusion from this poster.

He's so sure because he's seen the finished film.

Producer Nagata is obviously an old man, and it is not easy to fool him. He glanced at the poster suspiciously: "No, I can't see it, sorry. Our information shows..."

"I tell you with the intuition of a martial artist, this is not a movie like Charlie's Angels. If you make a sniper movie based on this judgment, you will definitely encounter Waterloo."

"Well, I see, I'll take your teachings to heart."

When I saw what Nagata said, I knew that it was useless to say it. Japan is like this, saying one thing on the surface and doing another behind the scenes. This teaching is probably just a rhetoric.

"I've given you my opinion. Thanks for the poster, my family knife loves it."

After talking to the horse, he rolled up the poster again.

Producer Nagata looked puzzled: "Knife?"

"Don't worry, let's get down to business."

"Okay," Nagata's producer immediately switched to talking about business, "We are planning to shoot a sniper action movie, and we will also use a complete newcomer. You are the most suitable starring candidate.

"As soon as I saw you, I knew that you were very suitable. Although you are not as handsome as those new juniors, you are very tough."

Nonsense, He Ma thought, I'm a real tough guy, that's not a temperamental thing, I am.

My victory is very impressive even in the fictional world of the movie.

Producer Nagata continued: "So I think it's the best choice to invite you to act. It doesn't matter if there are any flaws in your acting skills. After all, the opposite is just a bred idol."

He shook his head with Ma, he had foreseen the tragic defeat of Taiying in this "battle". If the different time and space counterparts in this time and space have the same strength as Ma's life, Hoshiizumi's actors will perform at an extraordinary level, and the songs they sing will become a generation of Japanese national hits.

There is no way to save it. Even if Kiryu and Ma want to get into the entertainment industry, they will not start with this plan that is destined to sink.

"Sorry, I have to go to the University of Tokyo. It's not easy, I don't have time to film."

"But aren't you practicing your lines for the school's cultural festival?" said the Nagata producer.

It seems that this producer has a very dedicated intelligence team, and this kind of thing has been investigated in advance.

"That's just a few lines." He Ma spread his hands together, "It doesn't take much, our martial arts activities are mainly due to my apprentice and me, and it doesn't take time to prepare. Overall In terms of cultural festivals, it doesn't affect my preparation for the exam very much."

Because everything is done with eggs, she has a very tight schedule and no time is wasted.

Producer Nagata has not given up: "Filming will not take up a lot of time. We have a very efficient organization team that can arrange all your scenes to be filmed during the winter vacation."

"You...do you know that the exam at Dongda is during the winter vacation?" He Ma asked.

"Uh... Spring break is fine too!" said the Nagata producer.

It seems that Japanese people in this era can give up their spring break.

Unlike later, when spring break came, all the dramas and everything were stopped, and the Japanese all went on holiday to have a good time.

Sure enough, the Showa era was different from the waste era that followed.

He Ma wanted to sing a XX Restoration song for Heisei waste...

Kawama: "No, spring break is also the most stressful time for preparing for exams. Sorry, I can't. Besides, I didn't want to develop into the entertainment industry."

Actually, there are still so many thoughts, after all, you can be a copywriter, right? You have already traveled through time, so you have to have a good time, right?

However, it would be wrong to interrupt the serious business and run to do this.

After all, in this world, you may really be able to develop sword qi after training to 90. How can it be attractive to be an actor with sword qi.

Choose any boy you want, that's the choice to send sword energy.

Of course, in the future, during the gap between martial arts practice, you can make a cameo as an artist and mix up buffs.

Producer Nagata saw that this move was not enough, and finally threw out his trump card: "In the entertainment industry, there are many lovely girls. This time, in order to fight against Kawakaku, we will choose a group of girls with excellent body from the name of the relationship club. to play the opposite role."

He Ma was about to answer when he heard someone shouting at the entrance: "Brother, let's come back!"

And then there's the chatter of the girls.

The four of them looked at the door of the dojo together, and soon Chiyoko opened the door of the dojo and reported to Kazuma: "Brother, I bought a discounted crucian carp today... Hey, there are guests, hello, sorry to disturb you. "

Then Nanjo appeared: "What's the matter? Are there guests? Hello."

Mikako clasped the back of her head with both hands and appeared in Nobita's favorite pose: "A guest? Who is it, wow, so formal. Hello."

Chiyoko: "I'm going to prepare tea now."

"Let me help too." Nanjo said, pulling Mikako, who was still looking at Nagata and the others curiously, and left.

The chairman who appeared at the end didn't say nonsense, just bowed to Nagata Producer and the others, and then silently closed the sliding door of the dojo to the corridor~IndoMTL.com~ and Ma scratched his head: "Uh, you also saw this. They're all my apprentices... no, it's my apprentice and younger sister. The youngest one is my younger sister."

Nagata seems to be still in a state of shock, but the salesman on his left reacted first: "Your apprentices, do you plan to get involved in the entertainment industry?"

"Ah, well, all three of them are eldest misses."

Actually one is not, but it doesn't matter, and Ma said so.

"Miss can also get involved in the entertainment industry, such as our affiliated clubs..."

Producer Nagata coughed, and his men shut up obediently.

"Sorry, it looks like we're interrupting. So... can you come in as a martial arts instructor? This one really doesn't require a lot of energy, just be there on the day of the specific shot, and we'll take all the Shots that needed guidance were compressed to shoot together in a few days..."

He Ma still intends to refuse, because it will definitely be hit by sailor suits and machine guns. In the Japanese entertainment industry, if a bad film is made and the results are not good, the creative team will be blamed, and the stain may not be washed away for a lifetime. .

At this time, Eggman came in with tea.

Kawama didn't know, it was Nanjo and Chiyoko who went to prepare the tea first, so why did she bring it in at the end.

It is estimated that there will be an episode of the palace fighting drama in the middle.

Egg Zi put the tea in front of everyone, then smiled at Hema: "If it takes three to four days, there should be no problem. Proper rest will improve the efficiency of learning."

"But..." He Ma thought to me that it wasn't just a matter of study, I didn't want to take the blame.

But a brilliant idea popped into his head.

"Ah, so, can I remain anonymous?" he asked.