I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 57: Is that exaggerated?
Chapter 250 Is this exaggerated?
Half an hour before the beauty pageant begins, the playground is already full of people.
Originally, a high school cultural festival would not have so many people, but this year, Bei Ge's High School had a celebrity before the cultural festival, which caused many people to come and watch.
The performance of Class B's performance on the first day was too good, and the battle between Kazuma and the girl who claimed to be Kitagawa Shauri had already turned into a modern ninjutsu duel in word of mouth.
After all, Kazuma and the girl both performed a run-up to the wall and backflip combo, and it is impossible to be blown into ninjutsu by good people.
As a result, on the second day of the cultural festival, more people came than on the first day, so that many classes that opened snack bars did not have enough materials, so they had to send people to purchase materials quickly.
It is said that President Nichinan also made some changes. In the name of the student union, he dispatched the school's truck used to stock up the canteen, and brought a wave of ingredients back for emergency.
He Ma also heard that a guy in the next class made a small fortune selling popsicles.
That guy's dream is said to be like Tora Jiro in the story of Tora Jiro, to travel all over Japan by setting up a stall all the way to do small business, and then publish a travel journal.
His journey of a thousand miles may have taken the first step with the popularity brought by Hema.
In short, the superposition of so many factors made the playground of Bei Ge's College full of people at this time.
Mixed in the crowd and listened to the crowd chatting.
"What the **** is that curtain? Are you doing a big river drama?"
"I don't know. It is said that the senior eldest sister brought servants and set up a place to change clothes for herself."
"Miss, why would such a eldest lady come to us to break the public?"
"Didn't you hear that, I was chasing that Kiryu-senpai to transfer to another school."
"Senior Kiryu? Wait a minute, is that eldest lady mentioned by Weekly Fang Chun really exists? I thought it was fabricated!"
……
Kawama heard someone talking like this, and couldn't help but glance at the curtain that Nanjo's house had put up.
At this time, the emcee has stepped onto the stage.
"Everyone, good afternoon, I've been waiting for a long time! Are you disappointed to see me, the vice president, coming out? Let me tell you some good news! President Nichinan, I will participate in this beauty pageant in person! That's why I'm the host!
"Cheers! You can see the peerless elegance of President Ninan!"
The students below were restless. Although they had already heard through various channels that Nichinan cuisine would participate in this year's beauty pageant, they couldn't help cheering when they actually heard the confirmed news.
He Ma realizes the terrible popularity of Nichinan cuisine among boys through the cheers.
He Ma learned from the original owner's memory that Niinan Licai was a very attractive beauty when she first entered the school. When she was a freshman in high school, countless people expected her to participate in the beauty pageant of Bei Ge's College.
He Ma finds it strange that even though the chairman has the appearance and temperament that is not lost to the Japanese cuisine, how come he doesn't have the same popularity.
As for Mikako, beauty is beauty, but the temperament is too like a good brother, the kind of good brother whose friendship with you is like a glass of wine and an old song.
According to Hema's understanding, men would not take this kind of girl as a love object. They waited for many years after the relationship between husband and wife fell apart, and then they remembered the tomboy who was like a good brother back then, and couldn't help but want to be with her back then. Together, we should be happier now.
Now, it's not yet Mikako's golden age, and the boys don't understand the value of the girl next door.
In short, the Japanese cuisine that was the dream lover of most of the boys in Bei Ge's College for the past two years is finally going to be on the stage of the beauty pageant, and the boys' reaction is also normal.
And Nanjo, as a newly transferred beauty, is definitely not as popular as Nichinan cuisine.
The two boys who were just talking about the curtain of Nanjo's house obviously haven't seen the charm of Nanjo Honami.
The vice president said a few more jokes on the podium to stir up the atmosphere, but the effect was actually very mediocre.
From Kazuma's point of view, this vice president is the kind of person who thinks he is very humorous and talks about jokes all day long.
This kind of person has seen many times with horses at the wine table in the past life, and regards jokes and pornographic jokes as humor, and has no idea how vulgar his behavior is.
I don't know what a real sense of humor is. He only knows that he occasionally has some whims and can amuse a table of people by saying it.
Sometimes it can even defuse the cold scene brought by some embarrassing jokes and jokes thrown by others.
This vice president has no sense of humor.
He Ma commented in this way, and a thought suddenly appeared: This vice president probably won't be able to catch up with the Japanese cuisine.
At the same time as Ma and Ma commented, the vice president also finished the joke, and then began to enter the topic: "The time has come, everyone is probably tired of listening to my boring words, then we will skip the opening remarks, please everyone Candidates for MISS North High will come to power!"
After he finished speaking, he gestured to the changing tent built by the student union to come on stage.
The girl who had been waiting at the entrance of the tent immediately lifted the curtain, and then Rinan Licai walked out of the tent first.
He Ma squinted his eyes with the same eyes as everyone else, and followed Nichinan Rica onto the stage.
These denim hot pants and a top with a raised hem and a belly exposed are a familiar 80s fashion style familiar to Ma.
The popular fan and horses of this era are quite acceptable. In a few years, wide-shouldered tops with smoky makeup will start to be popular.
That wide-shouldered top, and Ma always feel like a Saiyan battle suit, the kind that Vegeta wears.
In "Shaolin Soccer", Zhou Xingchi also spoofed this 1980s fashion. It seems that Hema is not the only one who has a lot to say about this fashion.
He Ma originally thought that Niinan Licai would highlight her pectoral muscles, but she didn't expect her to choose to show long legs and a thin waist. In contrast, the girls who came out behind her with all their strength, they down.
However, Honami Nanjo and Mikako Fujii are absent from this wave.
Chairman Jinguji Tamamo followed at the back of the team, but the impact of the kimono was too strong, directly attracting most of the attention from Nichinan Rina.
He Ma heard someone say: "Ink pattern on a white background, this color matching kimono is rare."
"That's Jinguji-senpai, the family is a super old wagashi shop. It is said that Tokugawa Ieyasu moved to Edo back then, and his favorite desserts were the desserts offered by their family, and then returned from their own home. On the tattoo, one-third of the sunflower leaves are distributed to the Jinguji family."
He Ma raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but look towards the whisperer, only to find that it was the two who had just discussed the curtain of Nanjo's house.
Why do these two talk so much?
He Ma thought back and found that he had seen the coat of arms of Jinguji's store, which was printed on the snack box brought by Jinguji, but there was no one-third of the sunflower pattern.
The family crest system in Japan is quite complicated. It often happens that the lord or noble person regards part of the family crest as a reward. Sometimes, the past glory of the family can be known by simply analyzing the family crest.
If there is such a thing as Tokugawa Ieyasu rewarding one-third of the three-leaf sunflower, the sunflower pattern will definitely be placed in the most conspicuous position, showing the prominence of the family.
Looks like this is just an ordinary middle school student ranting about it.
He Ma continued to watch the stage. At this time, the vice president had already noticed that there were few people: "Hey, why are there two less people? Could it be that the news that President Ninan participated in the beauty pageant in person was shocked, so did you quit?"
Before he finished speaking, Nianna Rica grabbed the microphone: "Don't say such things, it's very rude. Nanjo-senpai should be delayed by something. But for the fairness of the game, we also Can't wait too long, let's shout out Nanjo-senpai's name together!"
He Ma was convinced by Nichinan's hand, turning an unexpected event into an Easter egg that seemed to be arranged, and by the way, it could bring a warm atmosphere.
"Sister Nanjo!" Niinan Rica took the lead and shouted with the microphone, "If I don't come out, I will take the champion away! Come on, let's all shout together."
The boys happily followed along and shouted.
At this time, the curtain of Nanjo's house was opened, and Nanjo Honami walked out gracefully, also wearing a youthful and dynamic dress, shorts, a casual shirt tied at the right position, and a toad mirror with a neckline. It's basically a "fitting" for Nichinan's dress up.
Kawama understood instantly, Nanjo was changing clothes on the spot according to Nichinan's clothes.
There were Nanjo's bodyguards at the scene, all of them with headsets on their ears. It should be that they used the radio to tell the curtain of Nichinan's dressing style.
Nichinan Rica looked at Nanjo Honami and smiled, "Senpai, isn't it?"
"I think going all out is respect for the opponent." Nanjo replied with a smile.
At this time, Mikako emerged from the curtain.
She changed her usual impression of a good brother. She wore a long dress and looked like a big lady.
It's incredible, Mikako also has the style of a young lady. She really depends on clothes.
However, her way of acting is still the same as usual, pushing Nanjo as soon as she comes out: "Okay, okay, the confrontation will wait for the stage, and then there will be a part where you can compete with Nichinan. ."
Seeing such an action, Kazuma was sure that it was Mikako, and she was not brainwashed by the strange technology of the Nanjo family.
Nanjo and Mikako came to the stage, and Nichinan returned the microphone to the vice president.
"Oh, today's beauty pageant is so full of gunpowder! Students, I'm on fire! Now, let's follow the contestant number and ask each contestant to introduce themselves!"
This session of self-introduction is, to be honest, surprisingly ordinary.
Niannan Licai just introduced her grade class very well, and she was working as a reader model, so it's gone.
He Ma originally thought she was going to be a bit more explosive, such as announcing to the boys in the audience: "I know you all posted my photos in magazines to cast spells, so if you go for this, you have to give my mother a vote, right? ?"
Or declare "I'm not interested in ordinary people, if there are aliens, futurists, and superhumans, please come and find me".
He Ma speculates that Nanjoo was also planning to make up his life in the self-introduction session, but seeing that Niinan was not neat, he also introduced himself in a very orderly manner.
On the contrary, the chairman of the committee publicly declared in his self-introduction that "my stunts were practiced by playing the tuba, and I have a very loud voice and spirit".
Next is the talent show, which takes up the most time in the entire pageant.
It's obviously a beauty pageant, and in the end everyone votes for the girl who can arouse their desires the most, but they have to show their talents.
Just like the self-introduction, Nichinan Rica, as the No. 1 contestant, took the stage first.
"I'll simply sing a song," she said. "I'll sing a song of "Blue Coral Reef" by Matsuko."
As soon as He Ma heard the Son of Song, he thought of his own knife.
He just recently replaced the Matsuko poster behind the knife holder with the movie poster of the sailor suit and machine gun he got from Taiyoung.
I listened to Blue Coral Reef for the rest of my life because of Shunji Iwai's movie "Love Letter", where the male protagonist sang this song when he was dying, expressing his nostalgia for the love that he had never reached.
The voice of Nichinan cuisine is actually quite good, a little like Matsu Seiko's, but compared to the singing voice of Kitagawa Shaori yesterday, it's a little bit worse.
However, this comparison is a bit unfair for Nichinan cuisine. Ren Beichuan Shaxuri has the innate entry of the sound of the sound of nature.
To be able to do this kind of thing, sometimes it just doesn't make sense.
After the Nichinan cuisine was sung, the crowd on the playground was enthusiastic. He and Ma observed it carefully and found that in addition to applauding the Nichinan cuisine, there were also some people who were looking forward to how Nanjo would "challenge".
He Ma is actually looking forward to it.
"Brother, do you want cookies?" Chiyoko ran up to Kazuma at some point, holding a bag of wafers in her hand.
And the horse pulled out a wafer and asked at the same time, "Aren't you going to join in the fun in the curtain?"
"I see brother, you are quite lonely in the crowd, so you came out to accompany you, are you moved?"
"I'm touched. Damn, Ah Mao is also working today?"
"Yes, he has a very busy schedule for part-time work, and then he has to study so late at night and practice kendo. I'm really worried about when he will be exhausted."
He Ma thought not. He is a knight of the law. With such a showy entry, how could he be so easily exhausted.
Damn it, I really want this kind of entry.
"Ah, it's an egg." Chiyoko, who was worried about Amo just now, turned her attention to the stage, "Hey, why are there so many people holding musical instruments?"
He Ma hurriedly looked at the stage, and then became happy, Danzi pulled the entire playing department onto the stage. Use the playing department as your own talent show, really have you, Jinguji.
Jinguji Tamamo holding the microphone: "My talent show, I was going to play the tuba, but that doesn't match my image a little bit. It feels super weird wearing this kimono and playing the tuba. So I Let's play a taiko drum for everyone."
Chiyoko squirted all the cookies out of her mouth: "What is she going to perform?"
He Ma wiped away the biscuits that his sister sprayed on his face and replied, "If I heard correctly, it may be Taiko."
"Tai, Taiko?" Chiyoko's eyes widened.
He Ma was about to speak back when he saw a few guys in that traditional Japanese "coolie outfit" carrying a drum onto the stage.
Everyone has the Jinguji family crest on their clothes, just like the samurai Hamoto.
The drum also had the family crest on it, and it was exactly the same as Kazuma's impression, not one-third of the three-leaf sunflower.
Jinguji Temple rolled up the water sleeves of the kimono and tied it with a rope - Japanese women have a special way of tying up the water sleeves of the kimono in order to keep the work out of the way when wearing a kimono.
A skilled person like Jinguji **** her water sleeves, indicating that she often works at home.
Nanjo said she wouldn't tie herself up.
After tying the water sleeves, Jinguji Tamamo took the drum stick from the servant, then suddenly remembered something, put the drum stick under his arm, and took the microphone again: "By the way~IndoMTL.com~ Let me introduce, These two are regular customers of my Wagashi House. I heard today that I am going to perform a Taiko drum performance, so I came here for the fun.
"Shamisen player Mr. Koyama, shakuhachi player Inoue celebrity."
The two men, who appeared to be forty years old, bowed slightly and saluted as Nanjo introduced them.
He Ma couldn't help but help his forehead.
He feels that after listening to this performance, everyone present will have to go to a buff...
Jinguji Temple on the stage wanted to hand the microphone to the members of the student council, but suddenly his eyes fell on the person he forgot to introduce, and hurriedly added: "Ah, by the way, there is also Mr. Hibukata, a Noh opera performer, who is in charge of The opening voice."
The Noh performer looked honorable and waved to the young man below.
He Ma was speechless.
Wagashi House, is it so exaggerated?
(End of this chapter)