I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 3: Sudden Divine Comedy
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Sometimes people look for things like this. When they don't need them, they can find them. When they really need them, they can't find them.
He Ma crossed his chest with his arms and sat there thinking about it for a long time, but he couldn't think of a suitable song.
Oiwa Chuanhou may feel that there is no result today, so he said: "How about we wait for tomorrow...or the day after tomorrow to disturb Mr. Kiryu, should Dongda be on vacation? I can report to the person in charge of this matter. Specialist Saten applied for a special grant to let the teacher go to Otaru or other places while soaking in hot springs while thinking."
He Ma was still thinking about it, but when he heard the special funds, he said, "Okay, can I bring my sister and apprentices with me?"
"No problem, although we have not produced national-level works at Sonny Music yet, but we have sufficient funds."
As soon as the Marquis of Dayanchuan finished speaking, Teacher Da Zhang sneered: "It's because I haven't cultivated my own national-level singer that I have to work hard to win people over."
"Teacher Da Zhang, don't tell me if you see it through." Supervisor Yamada smiled wryly to smooth things out.
Oiwa Chuan Hou Yi: "Then let's go back first and wait for the funds to come down..."
"Don't! Don't rush to go!" He Ma stopped Oikawa, who was about to stand up, "I already have inspiration, you wait."
Oiwagawa and the others looked at each other.
Although Oikawa is not an artist, he has dealt with many artists. In his impression, artists are just like people who haven't ingested plant fibers for a long time, and it is extremely difficult.
He doesn't believe that He Ma can play a national song on the spot. Even if He Ma really does it, it's probably a mediocre utilitarian work.
However, Oikawa still holds a little hope, because Kazuma's knowledge of music theory is basically zero, so he can't be utilitarian.
Composers who graduated from other music colleges can also make up songs with skills, and Kazuma should have no such ability.
Oikawa Marquis, who knew this well, looked at Kazuma with half-doubt and half-expectation.
The other two looked like they were waiting for a long time to learn. They were both literary and art workers who had graduated from a professional class and knew what happened to the dystocia.
He Ma was stimulated by the special funding just now, and his thinking became active.
He first thought of the famous animation song "Have You Ever Remembered Love", but he immediately rejected this option, because this song was released as an animation song and achieved dazzling results among animation songs. But it did not reach the point of "national hit".
Then Kazuma thought of Sakai Quan Shui's "Don't Confess", which is definitely hot enough. The age of the song is only ten years away from now, and the style of the song will not be too advanced.
But the problem is that the background of this song is that the bubble burst, Japan entered the "lost decade", and the people's psychological gap is too large when they face the dream of breaking overnight.
Somewhat similar to Liu Huan's "Start Over", the success of these songs is of course because they are excellent, but the needs of historical development have undoubtedly played a greater role.
Now Japan is on the rise, and all walks of life are booming, so I'm afraid it would be inappropriate to sing "Don't admit defeat".
Although another one was rejected, Kazuma, who was active in thinking, was full of ambition and firmly believed that he would definitely think of whose wool he should shave today.
He looked at each other with the three people in front of him, Oiwa Chuan Hou Yi and the others, and their expressions were very subtle.
Supervisor Yamada asked, "What's wrong with Kiryu-sensei?"
Teacher Da Zhang spread his hands, and Hou Yi of Da Yanchuan shook his head, indicating that the two of them should stop talking and wait and see.
Baifeng Qingliu looked at Hema with anticipation. She seemed to fully believe that Hema could produce great works.
On Kazuma's side, I just set my sights on the woman who supports half of the Chinese music scene. Since her debut, Miyuki Nakajima's famous songs have been continuously covered.
The cover of Teresa Teng's famous song "Walking the Road of Life" is Miyuki Nakajima's "Good at One". What's interesting is that the Cantonese version has the opposite meaning of the original song. It is also a good story.
The first thing Kazuma thought of was the song "Riding on the Back of a Silver Dragon" by Miyuki Nakajima. He was very familiar with this song, because "The First Dream" by Fan Weiqi was popular all over the country back then.
At that time, Kazuma was just reviewing for the college entrance examination, and every day the school radio station played "The First Dream" like chicken blood, which made Kazuma almost PTSD.
Make up your mind with the horse, okay, let's copy "Riding on the Back of the Silver Dragon"!
But before he could start performing, a worried voice popped into his mind: Although Grandma Miyuki is a singer-songwriter who has been on the Japanese music scene since the 1970s, how can she guarantee that the songs she wrote in 2003 will be Is it in line with the aesthetics of this era?
Humans also evolve.
Let's change some of Miyuki's earlier works.
"Good at One" seems to have come out last year, but this year, according to Hema's memory, it's "Wicked Girl", maybe the score is already written and I'm doing orchestration, I'm copying the same song now Even if it can really come out before the October release of "The Wicked Girl", it will also attract a lot of criticism.
But I didn't pay much attention to Grandma Meixue's early songs and Ma, except for these two songs, I can't remember anything else. Others like "The Stars on Earth" are works of the 21st century.
He Ma felt that the stimulus of special funding was fading, and the requirement to conform to the fashion of the times was too restrictive.
"Riding on the Back of the Silver Dragon" is sure to be popular now that I copy it out. After all, the song is really good, and it can make people remember it once.
But it's not a popular genre now. Capitalists won't throw money at it when they think it sounds good. People specifically require that He Ma Shu is in line with the current popular style.
What's popular now are the sweet little love songs of the Showa era, as well as disco and vaporwave.
He Ma scratched the back of his head and glanced at Oikawa Houichi.
Oikawa waited with a "I still can't get out" expression, sighed, and was about to speak-
He Ma suddenly thought of a person and a song at this moment.
——I can copy Oda Kazuma's "Sudden Love Story"!
This song catches up with the last tail of the bubble era. The style of the song is also suitable, very suitable. It can be said that it is a collection of sweet love songs of the era.
He Ma looked stunned and smiled like a mental retard, staring at Oikawa Houichi.
Oikawa Houyi is a little stunned: What's the matter, it's driving Kiryu-sensei crazy? Then he must not be beaten to death by his female apprentices who are full of martial arts. Can I still go out to the door of this dojo?
Hema: "I have it!"
Dayanchuan Houyi didn't react for a while: "Who has it?"
"I am!"
“Congratulations, congratulations?”
He Ma clapped vigorously: "Amao! Bring the piano!"
"People go to school!" Qingliu rolled her eyes, "I'll get it for you. Would you like to use mine?"
"No no, I'm going to play with my violin!" Kazuma is now suddenly showing his persistence as an artist.
Qingliu walked towards the gate of the dojo, so she heard the sound of people eavesdropping running away.
The thumping footsteps, don't ask, it's Mikako.
Qingliu swiped and opened the door, Jinguji Tamamo just came over with Kazuma's qin: "Do you want a qin?"
"Yes, thank you." Qingliu was about to close the door after she took the qin, but Yuzao's feet pushed her under the sliding door.
"Your tea is almost cold, I'll change it right away."
He Ma: "No no, it's so hot, it's good to drink cold."
The fan just shook his head and swayed in his direction as he spoke, and the wind at full third was blowing his hair.
"I see." Tamamo retracted her feet and smiled at everyone.
Qing Liu closed the door, came to Kazuma with the piano case, put it on the ground and opened it.
The moment they saw Qin, Supervisor Yamada and Teacher Da Zhang gasped.
"Mr. Kiryu is so lavish, this piano costs four or five million." Supervisor Yamada was speechless, "I heard from the producer Oiwagawa that Mr. Kiryu is quite embarrassed with money, it seems..."
"You misunderstood, this is a gift from the owner of Earth House." He Ma explained.
"The Earth House...is that the Earth House?" Teacher Da Zhang was so shocked that his pupils shrunk, "That old iron rooster is so generous?"
Qingliu proudly said to the three: "My master's guitar was brought to you by my old uncle."
Oiwagawa and the others looked at each other.
He Ma thought that the music industry is really small, and the old man's reputation was put to good use here.
With the help of Qingliu, he memorized the piano, and then said to the three: "I just learned the guitar for a week, and I have not received vocal training. I can only show you the meaning, including a lot."
Da Zhang smiled slightly: "It's all professional, we can understand."
He Ma nodded and was about to start when he suddenly thought of something, turned his head and shouted at the gate of the dojo, "Egg! Come here!"
Tamazao opened the door with a swipe, as if she had never left in front of the door: "What's wrong?"
"Come here, sit here, and beat me."
Tamazao came over immediately and sat down at Kazuma's place.
He Ma: "You just need to beat the beat according to the rhythm of dong, cha, dong, cha."
"I see."
The Marquis of Dayanchuan stared at Yuzao with wide eyes. Today, Yuzao was wearing an off-the-shoulder dress, completely dressed as a young lady who was out for an outing. He Ma even asked her to sit next to her and be in charge of the beat.
Have the beauties of Kiryu Dojo have inflated to such an extent?
Oiwagawa Marquis looked back, originally he wanted to praise Tamamo's beauty - it's polite to praise the beauty of the hostess.
But right now, it's kind of weird to praise a beat-tool guy.
Qing Liu also backed up her guitar again: I'll chorus for you later, and you can sing.
And the horse nodded, took a deep breath, and plucked the strings.
It is the basic chord that the old man in Earth House taught him before, and he has practiced this chord seriously with Ma these days after getting the piano.
He doesn't know if this chord is right for "Tokyo Love Story", but it's not impossible, only he knows how to sing the song, so let's sing it first.
Jinguji Tamamo and the others joined Ma's chords after a round of chords. Instead of hitting the beat on the wooden floor with her hands, she sat dignifiedly and made a humming sound like a drum with her mouth.
This made Dayanchuan Houyi and others look at her even more astonished.
And the horse began to sing.
He's not good at singing, aka karaoke level.
But it is said that a really good song is also good for ordinary people, and only Conan or Fat Tiger can ruin them.
Singing this song with Ma, as well as feeling bonus, for his generation, "Tokyo Love Story" was "the first Japanese drama for young people".
His grandfather's generation became very energetic because of "Ah Navy"; his father's generation began to imitate Du Qiu and regarded Mayumi as a goddess because of a "Pursuit"; to his generation , "Tokyo Love Story" created the popular lover Akane Lixiang.
Picking the strings with Ma, singing and singing is like going back to the days when adults were not playing a borrowed disc on a home VCD and watching Tokyo Love Story.
When entering the chorus, he thought of the scene where he had a KTV package when he graduated from middle school, everyone sang aloud together, and waved goodbye to those ignorant feelings that could not be expressed.
Okay, I actually sang "The Girl Opposite Here", "Single Love Song", etc., but that doesn't matter. The scene in Ma's mind now, "Sudden Love", is the absolute protagonist.
Where was that day and moment if I never met you——
He Ma glanced at Qingliu, but he was just a casual glance.
Qingliu's face flushed red, as if steam could come out.
She hurriedly lowered her head to hide her blushing, but ended up playing several wrong notes in a row.
This adds a little more flavor to the already crude song.
**
Mikako and Bonami were eavesdropping outside the door at this time. At this time, she sighed deeply: "It's over, Bonami, let's go to a lovelorn dinner. The lyrics are like this, it's useless. Divide your luggage and go home. !”
Honami: "Are you Zhu Bajie? You have to divide your luggage all day."
"This song has been written! Although I am a musical idiot, I can hear that this song is going to explode, and it will actually be a grand confession in front of the whole of Japan!"
"So what?" Bonami asked, "Don't you ever come to the dojo and become Kazuma's apprentice?"
"It's not..."
"Also, it's not certain who this song was written for," Honami whispered.
**
Sing with the horse here.
He also knew that his level was really not good, so he apologized after singing the last two notes: "Sorry, my singing is really bad, and my piano skills are not good, you can listen to it." /
After talking to Ma, I realized that the three people in front of them seemed to be seeing petrification magic in Medusa's head, and their expressions were very consistent, with their mouths slightly open and their brows not wrinkled, so they were fixed at that place. moment.
Oiwa Chuan Hou Yi apparently had a lot of toughness and was the first to break free from the petrochemical effect: "OHMYGOD!"
When I hear it with Ma, what's the matter, Japanese is no longer enough to express your shock, you have to borrow Dad's language?
Mr. Da Zhang also reacted at this time, he raised his hand and clapped: "The garbage-like singing skills and the simple soundtrack can't hide the greatness of this song, I feel that you have written all the love songs in the next ten years. It's over!"
Indeed, this was the culmination of the Japanese pop love songs of the 1980s.
Thinking about this with Ma, I feel a little sorry for the current love song creators, no matter whether history will end or not, the love songs of the 1980s will end here anyway.
Supervisor Yamada ended the petrification effect at the end, and he also applauded: "It's really incredible, it's even more amazing than I imagined. If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it, and I would never believe it. Now I'm starting to believe it, I will. There really isn't a **** of music, and you're his apostle."
He Ma's heart froze for a while, and his expression became serious, staring at Director Yamada: "You mean the **** of music? Are they active again?"
Supervisor Yamada obviously didn't know the inside story of many things before, so he didn't understand why Hema was suddenly serious, and replied inexplicably: "It's quite popular in the music circle recently, but it's more of a joke. .But now I'm starting to think it's not a joke, you are the apostle of the God of Music, no, you are not the one who came down to the earth to appear holy in person, right?"
He Ma looked serious: "I'm not. I'm just an insignificant amateur."
Mr. Zhang laughed: "What an amateur player, are you forcing us 'professionals' to jump off the building by saying that?"
Dayanchuan Houyi was already thinking about specific things at this time: "Teacher Da Zhang, can I hand it over to you? I will try to get it out within today, and I will report to the Satian Specialist when I go back, and we will strive for the weekend. Just get a sample and send it to the board.
"Mr. Kiryu, do you have any ideas for singers who sing demos? As long as they're not from our opposite family, I can make an appointment!"
He Ma pointed at Qingliu.
Supervisor Yamada shook his head: "This song is especially suitable for male voices. Of course, girls can interpret it, but... as expected, the taste you sang just now, Mr. Kiryu, is just right-although your singing skills are really bad."
"You don't have to stress over and over again that I'm bad at singing." Kazuma was speechless.
Qing Liu: "I also think it's better to sing this song with a male voice. Of course, I can sing a female version, but it's definitely not the same as a male voice."
Ma Kanqingliu and Ma Kanqingliu have said so, and they have no objection. He thought about how to sing "Can I Remember Love" to Qing Liu later. With the blessing of this song, as long as what he wrote is not too bad, it is estimated that he can sell it.
Oiwa Chuan Hou Yi: "Which of the male singers do you like better? Of course, it can't be our opposite family. Those are definitely not invited."
Kazuma: "Do you know Kazuma Oda?"
The three professionals looked at each other after hearing Kazuma's question.
Oiwa Chuan Hou Yi: "I don't have an impression. But I remember that there was a young man in a band named Kobayashi Kazuma, who was the lead singer of their band."
He Ma thought it was probably him.
So he immediately made a decision: "Just ask him to sing."
Mr. Da Zhang asked suspiciously: "Can I ask the reason? Who is this Oda Kazuo?"
——The original author...but that can't be said.
"Probably confused," Kazuma shrugged, "I usually listen to music and don't remember the singer's name well. I used to remember Song Shengzi as Matsuda Shengzi."
"So that's the case." Mr. Da Zhang accepted Hema's statement, "Then I'll go back and pick up the score based on memory."
He Ma was shocked: "Can you pick up the score just by listening to it once?"
"Of course, I'm a professional." Mr. Zhang said confidently.
Oikawa Marquis stood up: "Then, we will leave. Teacher Kiryu has come up with the Divine Comedy, and we have to work hard!"
"Wait a minute!" He Ma stopped him, "Although the tune is written, but if you release a single, you have to have two pieces on both sides of AB, right?"
After entering the MP3 era in the 21st century, Kazuma once had a doubt: Why do Japanese "single" discs have two songs even though they are called singles?
Later and Ma learned that this is a "rule of thumb" handed down from the era of tapes, and tapes are double-sided, so the title track and accompaniment of a single tape are on the A side, and on the B side, there is also a "send". song.
He Ma deliberately emphasizes "there is another song", what does it mean...
The Marquis of Dayanchuan understood in a second: "Okay, special expenses! Just say where you want to go to the hot spring, we will immediately book the best hotel in the area."
He Ma smiled brightly: "I am so embarrassed, there are so many people in our dojo, there are only six apprentices, my sister, and the helper Gao Jianze-senpai, and there is a party tool person Hua Shanjun... ...No, no, no, so many people, it's too expensive."
"We book the room directly based on the standard of 20 people, you can also bring a few friends." Da Yanchuan Houyi smiled.
"Oh, tsk, it's hard to show hospitality. Then I'll trouble your company." He Ma laughed.
"No trouble, no trouble, we just want to thank you, now we can finally have a Japanese song that we can do well."
He Ma thought that it was yours, I'm sorry.
Now the overseas part of Sonny Music is probably as good as I remember it in my entire life, not to mention that it will take off just by signing Michael Jackson.
But on the Japanese side, it has to wait for its ace to grow gradually, and the 90s is the real power period.
He Ma just did a little bit of work to bring the timing forward a little bit.
"Then we'll take our leave."
Oiwagawa Marquis once stood up and bowed ninety degrees to Kazuma again.
The Yamada recording supervisor and Ozhang's arranger did the same.
Jinguji Tamamo, who had just beaten the beat with ventriloquist and didn't speak, also stood up and guided the three to the gate of the dojo.
There were footsteps outside the door again, apparently Mikako was eavesdropping just now.
Tamazao opened the door, Nanjo Honami stood in the corridor outside the door and saluted the three: "The three of you walk slowly."
"Oh, isn't this Miss Nanjo! You're actually here, take it to your brother for me." Producer Oiwagawa said.
Remembering Ma, Honami's brother seems to have married a female anchor, and he is half of the entertainment industry.
"I will." Honami maintained her demeanor and responded with a smile, "My master's song also asks Mr. Oiwagawa to pay more attention."
"Sure! Then I'll leave first." Oikawa bowed to Honami, and then followed Tamamo out of the dojo.
Yamada and Ozhang also saluted Honami in turn, and then hurried away with Oikawa.
As soon as the guest left, He Ma stretched his waist a lot: "Okay! Now, Qingliu, you probably have tuition fees for your music high school."
Qing Liu: "I don't think so. Buy an air conditioner with more money, it's so hot."
He Ma looked at the fans who were still trying to disperse the sweltering heat in the dojo, and nodded: "That makes sense, but when the royalties come, it will probably be next year."
The royalties in Japan are very wordy and the cycle is long. Therefore, in order to prevent creators from starving to death while waiting for royalties, there is an industry rule for publishers to advance part of the royalties.
Honami entered the dojo and sat next to Kazuma: "Or, wait for the prepaid royalties to come, and get an air conditioner first? When Qingliu is going to music high school next year, the first batch of royalties will almost arrive. Sauni There is so much emphasis on Kazuma, and the process will definitely be completed as soon as possible."
"Who knows," Kazuma shrugged, "I'd better save it just in case. Anyway, I can go to the hot springs soon, see me stay for two weeks to relieve the heat. When the hot spring trip is over, I will go to your house. The island villa goes on vacation! Does your island villa have air conditioning?"
Honami raised her eyebrows: "My grandpa doesn't like air conditioners, he likes to use his roots to fight the heat. But I can call them now to have them install it, and it's over in a month."
He Ma floated 10,000 rants about capitalists in his heart.
Suddenly, he had an idea: "By the way, the Nanjo Consortium has invested in the Songgami Group, right? Do they have air conditioners? Do they have sample machines, just the ones for people to try? I'd love to try it!"
This time, even Honami was shocked by Kazuma's cheeky: "This... I'm optimistic, but I don't have much hope. Air conditioners are in short supply now."
And the horse pouted.
At this time, Mikako entered the dojo - I don't know where she hid just now, and it took so long to appear.
"It's so hot! I'm dying of heat!" she yelled, then ran up to the fan to take her place, and shouted at the fan:
"Ahhhhh!"
Then her voice was given a strange vibrato by the fan.
He Ma laughed out loud. He actually liked to play like this when he was a child. I don't know why, but he felt that there was something wrong with it.
Qing Liu complained loudly: "Are you a kid!"
"Yeah, I'm only eighteen," Mikako said, pulling up the hem of her shirt, exposing her stomach and letting the fan blow.
Tamazao, who had just sent Oikawa Houyi and the others away, just entered the door at this time, and frowned slightly at Mikako's rude actions: "Mikako, you are a girl, be more reserved."
"What's the matter? There are no outsiders here. Senior Sister Gao Jianze and Senior Huacheng are in school and haven't come back."
Then Mikako glanced at Ma and Ma, and then showed a meaningful smile.
Then she lowered the hem of her dress and lifted her skirt against the fan.
Tamazao: "Monkey?"
"Lord Nobunaga!" Mikako is worthy of being a man who is determined to become the best manga actor in English, and the stalk is extremely smooth. "My subordinates have found out, it is Mitsuhide-sama!"
"That's right, it's Kwang-soo... it's not like that!"
Qingliu looked at Yuzao with a shocked expression: "Why are you talking about Mancai?"
Honami: "You have to get used to it. After staying in this dojo for a long time, you can't help but start talking about mangai. The patron saint of this dojo is probably an unlucky comedian."
Qing Liu: "Yes, is that so?"
Honami smiled at Qing Liu, then turned to Kazuma: "Tomorrow is the last class, and I will move into the dojo in the afternoon. I will be disturbed for the next two months."
And the horse: "Oh, good."
Mikako: "Kazuma! I told my mom~IndoMTL.com~ She approved me to move in for two months too! There's one room left, right? I've got it!"
He Ma nodded: "Okay, I see. When Chiyoko comes back, you can talk to her."
"Oh." After Mikako replied, she looked at Tamamo proudly.
Tamazao: "Well, it looks like I can only share a room with Chiyoko."
You have to come too!
He Ma scratched his head: "Even if you share a room with Chiyoko, the rent can't be discounted."
Tamazao smiled: "Of course."
When the voice fell, the wind suddenly picked up in the courtyard outside the dojo, and then the cicadas croaked in unison.
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