I Teach Kendo in Tokyo Chapter 59: Noisy Sword and Halberd


At the moment when Honami and Chiyoko bamboo swords met, Qingliu came in from outside and was shocked: "Domestic violence? Although I know this day will always come, but this object is not right? It should be Honami vs Tamamo, right? !”

Chiyoko laughed when she heard it, and she broke her power and was hit in the chest by Honami.

Honami: "Focus! Stay focused!"

He Ma whispered to Qingliu at this time: "Tamazao wants to maintain the image that he does not know martial arts, and it is estimated that he will not challenge it."

"Isn't it? She's drawing a knife at you."

Honami lost her mind when she heard Tamamo draw a sword against He Ma.

Chiyoko took the opportunity to jab her chest: "Focus! Don't focus."

He and Ma glanced at the two who were fighting, and then looked at Qingliu. In Qingliu's eyes, he saw the idea of ​​a rock girl who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

At this time, Honami reorganized the situation and launched an attack. Qingliu: "When I was drying clothes last time, I found something I had never seen before, a very big style."

Honami's attack suddenly lost her terrifying speed because she was distracted, and was easily dodged by Chiyoko and then counterattacked.

Chiyoko was overjoyed, took advantage of the situation to attack, and Kazuma suddenly said: "I saw Ah Mao talking with his ex-girlfriend in front of the rented apartment, and he laughed very happily."

Chiyoko was moving forward, but she swayed without stepping on her foot, and was hit by Honami in the middle.

He Ma and Qingliu looked at each other again, overjoyed.

But Chiyoko turned her head and stared at them both: "You are on purpose, right?"

"We are helping you to remove the distracting thoughts from your heart." Qingliu smiled, "You have to thank us."

Chiyoko: "Thank you!"

But Honami has a straight face.

"I'm too naive to be distracted by words of this magnitude. Next, I'll get rid of distractions and concentrate."

As she spoke, she held a sword in the middle, exuding a sassy aura.

We checked the entry on Honami's head with Ma, and Haiyan's entry was really shining.

Qing Liu was shocked: "This is"

Even Chiyoko, who didn't understand the integration of mind and skill, felt the difference in Honami's state, and she exclaimed: "Is this the integration of mind and skill?"

Honami attacked.

Kazuma: "Honami, I like you!"

However, Honami ignored Kazuma, but Chiyoko was distracted and turned her head with a "Brother, you're finally enlightened" expression, and then she flew out.

Chiyoko flew two meters faster, then landed on the cushion with her butt, and wiped it all the way on the ground.

When she stopped moving, she made a sound like when Loki was hammered by the Hulk.

Honami immediately threw away the bamboo sword and rushed forward: "How about you? I didn't mean it, I thought you would dodge or block and deflect my bamboo sword."

Chiyoko grabbed Honami's arm: "My ass! It's burning on the ground!"

He Ma glanced at the ground and found that the direction of the wooden floor of his dojo was perpendicular to the direction Chiyoko moved just now.

Chiyoko: "Looks like our dojo floor needs to be waxed again."

He Ma scratched his head: "It's been a long time since the last waxing. Recently, there have been more students in the dojo. They are stepping and sitting, and they are not smooth."

"You need money for waxing." Chiyoko took Bonami's arm and stood up, then glared at Kazuma complaining, "Brother, you distracted me! I didn't see how Bonami came out with the sword! I also want to combine my mind and skills!"

Kawama: "Mind skills can't be learned just by looking. Most people have to have experience. For example, I only realized it after dismantling the Tsuda group by myself."

Chiyoko: "Then can I dismantle the Jinshan group?"

"You can spare Jin Shan, his younger brother is helping us repair the roof and running errands for you. Now people call you the eldest sister."

Chiyoko: "Hey, I'm the younger sister of the Kiryu Police Department. What's wrong with helping the Police Department do something at home? Brother, you are not an ordinary Police Department's replacement!"

He Ma: "Am I still a police officer?"

"You're a member of the police department limited to the venue, and you are destined to have a high position in the future. At that time, there is no way for Jinshan to please you."

He Ma shook his head: "I'm not ready to be a corrupt official myself, but my sister is already thinking about things with the mindset of a corrupt official. I think it's probably because of you that the local prosecutors come to me in the future."

Chiyoko said nonchalantly: "The local prosecutor will not check people who are good for the United States."

Honami smiled and said, "Chiyoko, you didn't go to Tokyo University, why would you say something like that left-wing lair graduate."

Chiyoko: "My brother is a left wing, how can I not be affected."

He Ma scratched his head: "Don't compliment me like that, I used to be right, and finally found that left is better."

Of course he was talking about a previous life.

The Chinese probably had this mental journey in their past lives. At first, they were fooled by public officials into thinking that the West was better. Later, after looking around, I realized that Intel Schoner was better.

At this time, Qingliu, who had been silent for a while, joined the conversation. She looked straight at Honami: "Let's have a game with me, maybe I can make my knife sharpen again."

Kazuma: "Qingliu, it's very late now, Honami will continue to participate in the election campaign tomorrow."

"Okay." Qingliu's shoulders dropped.

Chiyoko asked inexplicably: "If you want to fight with someone who has a mind and skill, just find my brother."

"That's not going to work. I've played so many times and I can't get the feeling back. My friend who played rock recently said that I've lost the heart of rock and roll, and it won't work if I go on like this, I'll lose even the music. .”

He Ma: "I promised you to write your own song for you, and I will write it out soon"

"No! It's not about that!" Qingliu looked at Kazuma, "I can sing all kinds of songs perfectly now, because the techniques are already very skilled. But after all, there is something missing."

He Ma: "Actually, you don't need to think so complicatedly. The great Chinese philosopher Ji Kang once said that the general idea is that music is just a change of priorities, and professional players can perfectly interpret joy even when they are sad. tune.

"We always think that music can convey the spirit and mood of the performer, but in reality the listener is just interpreting the melody they hear.

"So you don't have to think about that, just enjoy the music."

Chiyoko complained: "Why do I think you found an ancient name to put your ideas on it?"

"No, Ji Kang really said it." He Ma rolled his eyes and sister, "If I were to name my own words, I would definitely say that Lu Xun said it."

Honami: "It is indeed what Ji Kang said. It seems that there is no grief or joy in the voice, but this is also controversial, and it can only be regarded as a family's opinion."

He Ma patted his chest: "I am like this, I can write happy songs when I am sad."

Because he copied all the songs.

But Qingliu nodded: "Indeed, Kama, you were blocked at the door of the house by people who came to ask for a song. You were obviously in a hurry, so you just hummed a high-quality song to send people away. That song is completely listened to. If it doesn't come out, it's hummed by people who are eager to get a tuba."

Honami was shocked: "Is there such a thing?"

Chiyoko: "There are some, and I remember them. I was busy in the kitchen at the time, and my brother suddenly rushed in to go to the toilet. I heard a loud voice, so I came out to see if my brother was okay, and I saw that there was a Several people were bowing and thanking them, and Qingliu stood in front of them with a complicated expression.

"Later that song went to the Oricon, I remember it was No. 8, and then Qingliu complained that it was a toilet song."

He Ma: "Exactly eighth, very suitable."

Qing Liu nodded: "This example convinced me. Thank you, Kazuma, I feel better."

And Ma breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that my morning star is still very useful.

But I need to pay more attention to Qingliu's mental health.

It's best to find a goal for her.

Qinglu looked at Honami: "Are you going back after taking a shower? Or will you not go?"

"Let's stay here tonight." Honami smiled, "Last time, the detective hired by the opponent took a picture of leaving the dojo and going to the office, but I used that I was Kiryu-sensei's room-entry disciple perfectly. In the future. I can spend more time in the dojo, which will prevent the enemy from attacking me with this.”

He Ma: "As long as I do a fair and honest job, others can't use this to hack me?"

Honami said with a smile: "Yes."

Chiyoko asked worriedly: "There is no air conditioning in the dojo, will it make you sleep well?"

"I'm used to the heat of the dojo for a long time." Honami smiled. "And the last time I stayed there, I felt that sweating a little more at night might help sleep."

He Ma: "There is no such thing, I often wake up with heat."

"But I think it's better to sleep in the dojo," Honami said.

Chiyoko thief smiled and said, "It's not because of the heat, but because of other reasons."

Honami looked at Chiyoko and smiled without saying a word.

The night went smoothly, and when I woke up the next morning, Kazuma went to the kitchen yawning, and saw Honami preparing breakfast.

"Chiyoko is lazy again?" He Ma was stunned, "She was lazy when she got the chance, and left the housework to you."

Honami smiled and said, "Chiyoko is sweeping the floor outside. Your sister is very diligent. There are endless things to do in the dojo, so it's all up to her. It's you, leave your hands to the shopkeeper."

He Ma: "Okay, then I'll show you a hand today."

He came to the stove, took the frying spoon in Honami's hand, and took over the job of frying eggs.

Honami: "Aren't you good at Chinese cuisine? It's not right to eat Chinese cuisine early in the morning? Isn't Chinese cuisine heavy oil and spicy?"

Kazuma: "That's the Japanese misunderstanding of Chinese cuisine. In fact, China also has a lot of light dishes that are suitable for breakfast in the morning. In the morning, I have a bowl of pork chop soup, which is very beautiful."

Talking to Ma, put the fried eggs on a plate, and then opened the refrigerator.

He found that there was a loofah today, and then a small piece of lean meat, and decided to make a lean pork loofah soup.

Luffa loofah soup is also a common food for breakfast in Cantonese, without pork loofah lean meat soup.

Unfortunately, there is no powder, so I can't make soup powder.

The most difficult thing to eat soup noodles in Japan is the noodles. Japan does not sell rice noodles. If you want to eat them, you can only make your own rice noodles.

In Japan, rice noodles can only refer to the crowd, which means "fans of rice".

Japanese people are fans of rice. To eat rice is simply to eat plain rice, and they rarely drink porridge, let alone make rice noodles.

He Ma was very unhappy about this, and once thought of making rice noodles by himself, he found out that there are no books available in Japan that teach how to make rice noodles, not at all!

He Ma wanted to learn how to make rice noodles by himself, so he had to go to a Chinese restaurant run by a real Chinese to ask a chef to teach him.

However, many Chinese chefs in Japan are actually monks. When they were in China, they might have never been to the New Oriental Cooking School. After arriving in Japan, they relied on the skills of cooking at home and turned into Chinese restaurant chefs. .

There are also native Chinese chefs on the Japanese side. The crafts they have learned have nothing to do with real Chinese cuisine.

He Ma starts to cut loofah while missing rice noodles.

Honami smiled: "I thought you would cut the loofah in a way more in line with your swordsman status."

He Ma smiled, ran the loofah in his hand, and cut it into pieces.

Honami applauded: "Great! That's it! If the Nanjo Consortium goes bankrupt in the future, and you are also fired from the Metropolitan Police Department, let's go to the streets together. I feel like we can eat by this unique skill."

He Ma: "We just set up a small stall that pulls cars around, and when we get to one place, I will perform knife work to attract customers. You come and greet them to eat."

"Not bad." Honami replied, "I may have a nickname ~IndoMTL.com~ called Tofu Xishi."

"Dofu Xi Shi sells tofu, okay? Let's open a crepe shop. We also have a crepe cart. I'll show you how to cut the things that go into the crepe. Come on. Combine things into cakes."

"Why do you use words like gunpla to describe making crepes." Honami laughed and complained.

"Isn't it like that? Crepes are also made by sticking various parts together with cream."

"I can't refute what you said. Is this the imagination of Tohoku University?" Honami responded.

The two just chatted and worked together to prepare breakfast.

Chiyoko was peeking at the door of the kitchen. At this time, Qingliu was drowsy and wanted to come in to drink and sell tea, but Chiyoko stopped him: "Don't! The atmosphere between the two is just right! Don't go in and interrupt!"

Qing Liu looked at Chiyoko with an inexplicable look, and then looked at the kitchen, and then her brain came to work: "Oh!"

She also hid behind the minute like Chiyoko and looked at her.

"Did you kiss?" Qing Liu asked.

"No, what are you kissing in the morning?" Chiyoko frowned.

"I see you and Ah Mao"

"Isn't it okay!"

Qing Liu's face is dull: "What, no."

"You're actually thinking about my sister!" Chiyoko squeezed Qingliu's neck, "Be careful that I have green peppers in your lunch box."

"No!" Qingliu cried out, "You can add it, you can add imported Chinese green peppers, and Japanese green peppers are bitter."

"Chinese green peppers are all smuggled in, so it's not easy to buy! If you don't want to eat green peppers, don't use your brains to count me."

After she finished speaking, her eyes fell on Kazuma and Honami, who worked together, with a look of relief: "It's good."


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