I Teach Kendo in Tokyo: Seventy-four


After drinking the coffee slowly, I got into the car with Ma and went straight to the address given by Hashimoto.

This address is in Okura, which crosses most of Tokyo.

But Kazuma didn't take the route in the city - anyway, the starting point was in Odaiba, so he simply drove up the coastline and drove all the way along the coast.

"Wait a minute!" Asano looked at the sea on his left, "Why are you driving along the beach? Don't you want to go to Okura?"

"I'm afraid we won't be able to get out of the city. Although the seaside is far away, you can see that the whole journey is smooth."

Mayo raised her eyebrows and looked at Kazuma suspiciously: "It's really just for this reason? Why do I think it's not so simple?"

He Ma thought about it and patted the steering wheel: "Okay, I'll confess, I just want to drop by to see the visiting Wisconsin."

"Eh? Why are you looking at that?"

"The same type of ship in Missouri, it's worth taking a look at this alone." He Ma said enthusiastically.

Mayo frowned: "You Dongda, are you a left-wing lair or a traitor's lair? Isn't it a shame to lose the battle?"

"This is a shame. Before the end of the war, Japan used military force and the people were very poor. You didn't read the memoirs of Jiro Horikoshi. Before the war, he came home from get off work and saw a little **** the side of the road with her younger brother. My sister is hungry and waiting for her parents to come home from get off work. A country like that would be destroyed.

"So I'm going to cheer for the end of the war, yay! It's a pity the Americans didn't hang the **, otherwise it would be perfect."

Asano seemed to be frightened by Kazuma's words, he glanced at Kazuma: "If this was before the war, your words would be enough for Tegok to shoot you."

"Look, you know that the pre-war period was a **** era, right? So of course I'll take a look at the USS Missouri that signed the surrender agreement."

Asano: "Okay, you can watch it. But is it an open day?"

"I don't know, I won't go up again, I'll just look at it from a distance." He Ma looked at the sea on the left, and said, "Even if you can't see the battleship, it's not bad to see the seascape. ."

Mayo replied angrily: "You can watch the seascape all day long at the station, you are not tired of watching it? Also, you are busy dealing with the beautiful reporter sister all day long. I feel strange, the reporter industry is still a man for men. Lord? Why are all the beautiful female reporters interviewing you?"

He Ma muttered, "How do I know?", but he actually knew that this was all the fault of Huafang Longzhi. This guy made He Ma a romantic and romantic saint, making people think that a beautiful female reporter could rely on him. The beauty grabs the exclusive.

Of course, Kazuma didn't fall in love with them at all, and their strategic determination was pretty good.

Asano was speechless and looked out the window.

After a while, he suddenly smiled and said, "You are so attractive, why don't you just take Mrs. Kitachi down? She cheats, mostly because Mr. Kitachi has a physical defect, and women also have needs."

This made Kazuma laugh out loud because he remembered what Honami said last night.

"What are you doing? There is a sudden wind? Hold the steering wheel and don't swing it!"

He Ma: "Don't worry, I'm good at driving."

"So why are you laughing all of a sudden? Possessed?"

"No, I remember my apprentice said the same thing to me last night."

"What the same words?"

"Even lesbians have needs - I mean, women have needs too."

Mayo: "Isn't this nonsense? If you don't need it, what do the male idols promoted by Johnny eat? By the way, the police department supplements that you are also in the entertainment industry, don't you know?"

He Ma pouted, "I know."

In Japan, male idols and male stars are two concepts. Idols are the bottom of the entire entertainment industry. Even if most idols are popular, they are regarded as the credit of the firm.

Unless the idols themselves have a troupe background, most people are the money-making tools of the firm and eat youth food.

Before 1975, Japanese male stars were either taking the orthodox acting route or professional singers, and rarely became idols.

Around 1975, including Johnny's and other offices, began to launch various idolized boy groups, which paid more attention to appearance than talent.

To put it bluntly, it is to eat by looks.

Of course, there is no "growth idol" like the later one. The difference between idols in the Showa era and singers is probably only reflected in their singing skills, but they have entered the professional level.

Showa idols even have to be carpenters and can repair doors with electric drills.

He Ma, as a half-footed person in the entertainment industry, is of course aware of this.

He also has a big journalist friend, and he usually listens to the secret news of Huafang Longzhi about the entertainment industry.

Asano: "I think Johnny has recently launched a new group, completely following the visual line, but the singing skills are not good at all, and it is a little bit better than the karaoke level."

"Be content. In more than ten years, there will be idols who are not at the level of Karaoke Maiba."

"Real or fake? What do those idol fans look at? Only their faces?"

"Otherwise?" He Ma asked rhetorically.

"That's meaningless." Mayo frowned suddenly, with a look of disgust, "It's better to destroy the entertainment industry if it becomes like this."

He Ma: "I agree."

From the era of the flood of traffic stars, Kazuma can't wait to agree with both hands and feet.

The cab then fell silent, save for the roar of the engine.

Asano suddenly said: "Seriously, can you use your own charm to win Mrs. Kita-cho? This will save a lot of effort."

"What are you thinking, I don't have the ability to pick up girls."

"Hey, obviously I got so many beautiful apprentices."

"That's because of my charisma." He Ma boasted boldly.

Asano didn't retort, he stared at the blue sea outside the window reflecting the afternoon sun for a while, and then agreed: "Indeed, the police department makes you **** attractive when you are carrying a knife. Although I am a man, and I don't That's a hobby, but I have to admit it."

Kauma leaned to the side, pulling the distance away from Asano.

"Drive well, don't get into a car accident." Asano said, and then he changed the subject, "It seems that Mrs. Kitachi's derailment is a foregone conclusion. The question is, does the Kitamachi police department know about this? If he is unfaithful, isn't it strange to give his mace to his wife? Does he still expect his wife to take these things to avenge him?"

He Ma: "Maybe there is no one else to trust except his wife. He is the police department of the police department, and the police department has no tradition of matching people."

After all, the daily work of the police department is basically fighting with various documents, and handling official documents does not require the fetters of partners.

Unlike a detective, if you have developed a bond with your partner, you might be able to use a double combo skill or something during battle.

After accumulating enough bond points, you can also activate the riding skill, ride on the neck of your partner, and then the two of them will launch a heavy charge together.

He Ma told Asano all this.

Mayo: "What is it? Does your partner have this function?"

"Of course I did, I tried it, when I was running a group on the desktop." He Ma said.

"Don't take the meme of running a group as a fact!" Mayo said with a speechless expression.

But immediately he asked enthusiastically: "What is the specific situation?"

"Are you also interested in running a group?"

"I ran. I played with people when I was in police college. At that time, I ran Dungeons and Dragons. I'm still playing the communication team."

The communication running group is to write out their actions like writing and send them to the host of the game, and then the host writes the results of the actions and sends them back.

It's actually an interaction via the post.

Nowadays, there are many companies in Tokyo doing this. Among the people who act as hosts and are responsible for writing replies, there are a large number of future famous screenwriters.

For example, Xu Yuanxuan.

It's not surprising that Mayo has run the communication group and Ma. He recalled it, and told Mayo what happened when he ran the group in his previous life as what happened in this life.

"At that time, it was a regiment of Cthulhu rules, and a group of people went to an ancient tomb in Egypt to explore."

"Wait a minute, the Cthulhu rules...just COC? Wow, isn't this the latest new rule?"

"Right, right, you know that we were from the New Strange Talk Research Association during our college days? They study Cthulhu and various folklore studies. The seniors of our club have basically become folklorists and folklorists."

Asano was speechless: "How many of your seniors are still alive?"

"I live well, Cthulhu is all fake, right? Most of the folklore legends are basically the embodiment of people's reverence for the mighty power of nature in the age of underdeveloped technology."

He Ma said this, he is also Tamamo's blue-eyed confidant, of course, he must seize the opportunity to contribute to the elimination of the mystery.

"Alright, alright, keep talking." Asano urged.

"Anyway, our story was about exploring an ancient Egyptian tomb, and then our senior got a character card for a doctor of archaeology in a wheelchair."

Actually, this was done with a friend of Ma's life. Now, for the convenience of telling, Kazuma has put this story on Miyu-senpai Kanzhong.

Anyway, my friend in my immediate life is quite short, which is just right.

"The wheelchair is a powered wheelchair powered by Nima's internal combustion engine, and the game host (KP) actually allowed her to use this card to run the group.

"Then in the process of exploring the ancient tomb, I encountered an indescribable monster. The doctor of archaeology decided to use a wheelchair to run away. The host couldn't make this guy pass an extremely difficult identification of car driving skills.

"It turned out that this product was a big success, so I ran in my wheelchair."

Mayo laughed and was overjoyed.

He Ma continued to tell: "At that time, I was about to be thrown by my teammates. I looked at my character card and found that I have very high riding skills, so I applied to the host for a riding appraisal."

Asano laughed out loud.

"In the end, I also threw a big hit, so my character, a burly burly man, rode the archeologist's neck, and the archaeologist drove his internal combustion engine wheelchair through the tomb. .

"The host was left speechless by our two great successes, so he decided to let the person who witnessed the wheelchair run away must have a sanity test because of doubts about life.

"I didn't expect that this group of people usually failed in various appraisals, but this time all appraisals were successful.

"Not only that, but all of them climbed into wheelchairs with extremely difficult rolls."

And Martha paused for a better mood.

“So,” he said solemnly after brewing good emotions, “in the ancient Egyptian tomb, a wheelchair powered by an internal combustion engine, like a motorcycle on an Indian military parade, took a bunch of people and took the road. Running wild."

Asano sighed while laughing: "It's really big that you didn't let the host of the game die."

"He couldn't stand us for a long time and wanted to kill him several times.

"Unfortunately, although our group failed in various identifications when we were looking for clues, we succeeded in various tricks when we escaped.

"Facing this wheelchair running wildly in the ancient tomb at this time, the host couldn't bear it anymore, and he decided to parachute the BOSS to us.

"He intends to use an extremely difficult luck test to determine whether they will collide violently with the boss.

"As a result, our group of people threw another great success.

"That's when I said: 'I've got my brawl weapon in my hand, and I think we should all have a brawl verdict.'"

"Didn't the host jump up and strangle you?" Mayo asked while holding back a smile, and then answered by himself, "Oh, yes, the host probably won't be able to beat you."

"Obviously I can't beat it." He Ma got off the donkey, and then continued, "Maybe the host has also given up, and he has already rushed to send us the plague gods away to open a new game with other more kind players. The group. So the host agreed that everyone in the wheelchair had a fight judgement."

He stopped with the horse and skillfully showed off his skills.

Mayo also bought it, and urged loudly: "You said, what happened in the end?"

"We smashed the boss." Kazuma said the ending.

Asano was so happy that she patted her thighs in succession.

After laughing enough, he adjusted his breath and said, "It's really interesting to run a group. You can move freely. As long as you can beat the host, you can do anything you want. Unfortunately, it can't be like this in reality. If we are investigating the death of the Kita-cho Police Department now, we can grasp the key evidence just by throwing a dice, then we don’t need to work so hard.”

And Ma: "Yeah."

Just as Asano was about to say something else~IndoMTL.com~ suddenly pointed to the front and shouted, "Hey! Look at the sea! Is that the Wisconsin?"

He Ma turned his head to look, and sure enough he saw the beautiful hull of the Iowa class.

"Yes, that's it." Kazuma was also happy, after all, this was the first time he had seen a battleship still in service.

In a previous life he had been to the Wisconsin with his horse, but by then he had been turned into a museum.

I don't know if the Museum Wisconsin can move like Missouri to fight aliens.

He Ma looked at the mighty battleship and exclaimed: "He is so beautiful."

"Yeah, it's beautiful." Asano nodded in agreement, then added, "I wonder what the Yamato would be like if it was still there."

"It's impossible to survive. Even if it survives the war, it will be scrapped and sold for money." He Ma said.

Mayo pouted: "Che, I really don't have a dream."


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