I’m Really Not Targeting the Mages Chapter 229: You also have good luck mating?
Seems to have sensed the change in Roger's eyes.
The big man said happily:
"Don't underestimate Alice!"
"She really is a very magical being!"
"See those things hanging on the wall next to the notice board? Look, look..."
Roger followed his directions and looked over.
But see the dirt wall near the notice board.
Five pieces of equipment are hanging quite abruptly——
Knives, swords, gloves, belts, and crosses.
These items vary widely in size and are clearly from different classes.
"These are all left behind by the champions of all previous wrist wrench competitions!"
The big man explained like a treasure:
"The Tauren Tavern has been held six times in total.
Each champion has had good luck with Alice and received various benefits.
To express my gratitude.
They invariably chose to hang a piece of their equipment here...
Look, there are their signatures next to them.
This is actually a warning to some guys who don't have long eyes.
In Smoky Mountain.
It's not characters like lords that you can't mess with, but Alice!
If someone is disrespectful to her.
Hehe.
Those champions will make offenders suffer! "
……
The big man was so happy that he even waved to Alice who was passing by.
Unfortunately Alice ignored him at all.
She just walked gracefully around the signboard and went back to the shack in the tavern's backyard.
Someone next to him sneered a few times.
Roger notes-
The one who laughed was a young man with a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks. He seemed to want to say something, but was dragged into the tavern by a middle-aged man who was traveling with him.
"Hmph, ignorant stranger."
The big man looked at the group of adventurers dressed as mercenaries with disgust, and then said to Roger:
"Never mind, I didn't tell you."
Roger really likes his straightforward personality.
He asked curiously:
"A total of 6 champions, why only 5 pieces of equipment?"
The big man scratched his head and puffed out his chest proudly:
"The one with nothing left is the 5th champion, and that's me -- oh yes, you can call me Thompson."
"I didn't leave anything, but I did. I will protect Alice myself. Only in this way can I express my gratitude."
These words...
Roger sounds like a scam.
But in his perception.
I didn't see any flaws.
So he whispered:
"Can you tell me why you are so grateful to Alice?"
The big man glanced at Roger.
There seems to be some hesitation.
……
"Insight: You perceive 'Thompson' very hesitantly"
……
"This topic is a bit sensitive."
Roger thought.
At that moment, he was ready to round up the topic.
Who knows the next second.
Thompson's hesitation disappeared, he waved his hand and said boldly:
"This is something I shouldn't have told anyone.
But don't know why.
As soon as I saw you, I felt very kind, as if I had seen you there...
Walk around.
Have a drink together.
I'll tell you about the amazing things that happened to me. "
……
Roger froze for a moment.
These words...
It sounds like a wine saucer.
He couldn't help but glance at the data column one more time.
……
"Hint: 'Quinan's Blessing' is in effect..."
……
See here.
Roger breathed a sigh of relief.
Actually, in a sense.
Quinan's blessing is also a form of good luck.
Of course.
Who's going to think that you're lucky?
There was a warm smile on Roger's face.
The two walked into the tavern, shoulder to shoulder, as if they had not seen each other for many years.
……
The layout of the Tauren Tavern is different from other places.
The hall is very large, with a clear view, open aisles, and fresh air, without the odor of ordinary taverns.
The tavern owner is a simple and honest Tauren.
When the two entered the door.
He was holding a pot of grass as a snack, and when he saw them, he immediately put down the pot and warmly welcomed the guests.
In the corner.
There was a sharp screeching sound, as if a conflict had occurred.
The tauren boss rushed over immediately.
Soon.
The yelling stopped.
……
Thompson skillfully found a booth and ordered two more large and cheap "fire dragon wine".
Two mouthfuls of reddish liquid.
He started talking:
"When I didn't meet Alice, I was just a poor, crazy boy.
My family lives in a small village south of Wushan Town.
That year, my father suddenly fell ill and died, and the family had no money left.
So I had to go to work at the 'Jackal' family's lumber mill.
It's maddening to say.
At that time, I was obviously very strong and could do the work of two or three people a day.
But the jackal's housekeeper insisted that I was too young to only pay half my wages!
I hit him once when I was so angry.
And then ran to Wushan Town.
I was in poverty for a while in Wushan Town, and then I participated in the wrench wrench competition in a confused way. Who would have thought that I would win the championship. When Allen stuffed the prize into my hands, I was dizzy, and then I was pushed into the pigpen by a group of people...
Tell the truth.
At the time, I kind of wanted to run-
How can a man sleep with a pig?
But I was so drunk by Ellen that I fell asleep as soon as I entered the pen.
The next morning, I ran away with the bonus.
That's it.
I ran all the way to the "Donnie River", and before I could catch my breath, I found a golden treasure chest on the beach!
The money in the treasure chest made me a small fortune.
I used the money to settle my family and returned to Wushan Town by myself.
When I got back, Alan told me that someone was looking for me.
That's an old man.
He told me-
He was my father's comrade-in-arms. They lived and died together, but they broke off many years ago because of a conflict.
At that time, he was short on time and had no children, so he asked me if I would like to inherit his family property.
That's it.
I became the lord of Wushan Town..."
……
Heard here.
Roger nearly spit out.
Tell the truth.
This story can't go any further, but the feedback on the data bar is unacceptable to Roger!
The sixth sense tells him.
What Thompson says is true!
Roger couldn't help but be more curious about Alice.
……
In the deck.
"So, I'm all for what I have today, Alice gave me!"
Finish that.
Thompson drank the last half cup with a look of contentment.
Roger chatted with him for a while along the line.
A moment later.
Thompson was called away by a guard. Judging from the guard's respectful attitude, this guy might really be the lord of Wushan Town!
"It is rare to see such an approachable lord."
Roger thought quietly.
He sits and observes for a while.
There are not many guests at noon.
The more conspicuous place is in the corner where the conflict just occurred.
It was a group of mercenaries of unknown origin.
Looks like.
They are new arrivals like Roger.
"The style of equipment is very old, but some of them are military weapons..."
"The water in Wushan Town is quite deep."
Roger is a little sorry.
If that guard comes late.
He'll be able to get more information out of Thompson's mouth.
Fortunately, he quickly re-formulated his inquiries.
Next second.
He got up and left the booth and came to the bar, where the tauren boss immediately put down the grass pot in his hand.
“What about something?”
The tauren has a simple and honest smile.
He is Alan, the owner of the tavern, and the owner of Alice.
In Roger's perception.
Ellen is just a level 20 tauren warrior.
But it's certainly not that simple.
To have a magical pet like Alice, this Ellen must be extraordinary!
……
At the moment Roger said seriously:
"Where can I find information about nearby monsters?"
Ellen points to himself skillfully:
"I can do it here."
"Are you an adventurer on the bounty route? Which monsters do you want information on?"
"All."
Roger said decisively.
Ellen gave him a serious look:
"That would be expensive and not worth it compared to the bounty."
"I'm not an ordinary adventurer, but a monster researcher. I make a living by researching the characteristics of various monsters. You know, the mages who stay at home in the tower are very interested in these."
Roger makes a well-prepared excuse.
Alan scratched his head:
"Actually I don't understand."
"But that doesn't stop me from selling information..."
Speaking.
He turns around and draws a stack of papyrus from the dark compartment under the stool.
After Roger happily paid his bills.
Allen spread it out on the bar one by one and introduced:
""Lightning frogs", there are so many things, but they are so fast that no one can catch them..."
"The "Flying Dragon" is very dangerous in the area around the backing mountains, and it is not recommended to hunt alone. "
"The Thunder Griffon" is also on the other side of the mountain, which is more dangerous and is not recommended for hunting. "
""Evil Crow", uh, this is the key point!
There are many evil crows in the area of Mirror Lake.
This kind of monster would never be a climate.
But there have been recent signs of demons evolving.
Not only can they attach themselves to crows, but they can even attach themselves to cattle, sheep, pigs and dogs... I personally recommend that you don't go to Jinghu. "
……
He rambled on about a dozen nearby monsters.
Roger put away the papyrus and thanked him.
It's over.
He whispered:
"Is there a way into the mountains?"
The tauren froze for a moment.
Immediately smiled naively:
"That's not something you can pay for."
"But if you can win tonight's Wrist Wrench, I'll give you some clues."
This guy really has a clue to Drovas!
Roger was full of curiosity about Alice, so he said:
"Then let me sign up."
Allen suddenly showed a professional smile:
"The registration fee is 600 copper, please settle it."
"Thank you for your patronage."
In that moment.
Roger feels deceived again, but he decides to trust his own perception!
And when he paid.
The snorts of the mercenaries came from the corner of the tavern again.
Roger glanced at them.
Walked away silently.
……
Night falls.
The tauren tavern is buzzing with activity.
Compared to daytime.
The number of people in the lobby has increased tenfold!
Watchers crowded from the lobby to the door.
Roger was a little late.
If you find out, you can only go through the back door.
He was instinctively disgusted by the crowding in the bar.
Luckily the chaos didn't last long.
Allen came out and said a few words, and the most central rows of booths were cleared out and used as a venue for the competition.
That's it.
The Tauren Tavern's 7th Wrench Wrestling Contest kicks off!
……
Tonight there are 29 contestants.
The competition is divided into two rounds, the preliminary round and the final round.
The method of the preliminary round is a very down-to-earth 'grab a table'.
That is, the contestants randomly choose their opponents from each other and fight against each other on the eight tables, and the loser is eliminated directly.
The winner gets a 3-minute rest at the table.
Then wait for someone else's challenge.
In this mode.
Most people can be eliminated very quickly.
The one who still sits at the 8 tables at the end is the top eight.
The quarter-finals are now the final stage.
The rule is to draw lots and fight to determine the champion.
This process is not necessarily fair.
But the atmosphere is in place.
In the lobby.
Cries, cheers, cheers, curses...
The sound waves hit.
It's easy to give up thinking and just brute force.
Roger looks unremarkable among a group of stubborn men.
But listen to Allen's order.
Immediately, a group of people scrambled around the table.
They don't care about tactics either.
People who set their sights on the same table looked at each other with red eyes, and they came up to do it!
……
"Grass!"
"You **** foul!"
"One more time, just to warm up..."
Similar voices come and go.
Roger watched patiently for a moment.
I found out that all the people who took the initiative to rush up were locals, and their temperament was relatively straightforward. The key to participating in the competition was to be happy and not to have so many crooked minds.
And those who did not do anything like him were mostly foreign adventurers.
They may not believe Alice's magic at all.
But they are very interested in the prize money of the champion, so each one chooses to save energy wisely.
They want to wait until the end - there are always weaker ones out of the eight tables, and they can easily make it to the finals, so why bother?
Roger originally thought so, but after observing for a while, he changed his mind.
A moment later.
Roger picked a free table at random and sat on it.
"Agree in advance, don't blame me for broken bones."
The big man across from him said gruffly and authentically.
Roger doesn't speak, just stretches out his hand.
Next second.
Two hands clasped together.
Clap!
Under the unbelievable gaze of the big man, his hand was suddenly pressed against the table, no matter how hard he exerted it, he would not move!
"You didn't count 123!"
The big man scolded:
"You're a sneak attack!"
Roger smiled:
"Give it up."
His right hand gains half strength.
The big man's face suddenly turned into a pig's liver, and he jumped up as if someone stepped on his feet:
"It hurts... I admit defeat!"
Roger slowly released his hand.
The big man walked away cursing, but a few seconds later, a guy dressed as a mercenary sat up.
"Do you want to rest?"
Alan leaned over and asked with a smile.
"Not necessary."
Roger reaches out to the mercenary.
The mercenary grabbed Roger's hand and said slowly:
"Don't think about sneak attack, wait for me to count 12..."
The three words haven't opened yet.
His hand is already on the table!
"You **** foul!"
The mercenary snarled.
Roger blinked:
"I didn't commit a foul because there were no rules in the preliminary round."
"You lost."
"What the **** are you talking about?"
The mercenary cursed and looked at Alan next to him:
"Did he foul?!"
Allen smiled naively:
"Welcome to the Tauren Bar."
"Go have a drink, I'll treat you."
The mercenary froze for a moment.
Then walked away sadly.
That's it.
In chaos.
With a little insight from his observations, Roger successfully killed one challenger after another with a sneak attack.
Finally made it to the quarterfinals.
He is very clear.
This kind of country pub race is not that particular.
Whoever holds the mentality of 'I must defeat everyone aboveboard'.
Will be taught to be human.
So the top eight are all tough characters like Roger.
Like the scarred face at the next table—
More than once Roger has seen him stomping on his opponent's toes like crazy!
Final round.
Scarface encounters an evenly matched opponent - so he kicks him in the crotch, knocking him out.
In the chaos no one cares anyway.
He made it to the quarterfinals so proudly.
Others don't go too far, but they also have their own means-
Some people spit directly into the opponent's face;
There are those who let prostitutes stick their **** to each other's face to distract them;
There is a threat of taking out a knife;
Because of this, several fights broke out during the preliminary round, and everyone was accustomed to it.
Wait until they're done playing.
……
Anyway.
In this 'friendly and harmonious' atmosphere, the competition came to the semi-final stage smoothly.
Because the rematch is a pair of pairs.
So everyone will be somewhat restrained.
So many eyes watching after all.
It is also troublesome to overdo it.
So Roger watched his opponent helplessly - a mercenary in his prime wearing a whole set of extraordinary equipment that seemed to increase his strength!
On the data bar.
……
"Insight: You realize you can't afford this whole set of extraordinary equipment at the economic level of 'Tony'"
……
"Sixth Sense: You realize that 'Tony' has spent all of his savings to rent this gear"
……
"Come on boy!"
"Let's play fair!"
The warrior named Tony urged impatiently.
Roger smiled.
Take out the "Magic Bracers" with your backhand and put it on.
With his 21-point power, winning the championship should have been easy.
But I looked down for a long time.
This tauren tavern is clearly hiding dragons and crouching tigers.
Tony is already very virtuous!
In preparation.
Roger observes that one of the two at the next table has transformed into a bear using the shapeshifting technique!
The other is more exaggerated.
He got a robotic arm out of nowhere and armed it on his right hand!
The two were stunned when they were ready.
Can't help looking at each other.
Then they both start accusing each other of cheating.
The audience also split into two groups.
Criticizing and yelling at each other.
See this scene.
Roger has no idea how Thompson won the 5th championship!
What is this wrestling competition in a small town tavern?
He looks around at the tables.
Everyone who is sitting is a goddess!
……
Of course.
Gods are also different.
In the environment of swear words, the rounds of fairy fights finally came to an end.
The contest has reached its climax!
In the final round of the finals, one of the opponents is the one who uses the armed robotic arm.
The other is Roger.
He encountered some difficult enemies along the way. However, under the dual suppression of extraordinary perception and extraordinary power, the enemy's insidious tricks were ineffective against him, but his insidious tricks were repeatedly accomplished.
Actually, Roger didn't do anything.
Every time I compete, I quietly greet the opponent's private place with the floating cloud palm...
Everyone is a man.
Vitals are too easy to find.
Once you are caught, your work will be soft...
This trick has been tried and tested, but it has also attracted a lot of hatred for Roger - those who have been eliminated by him feel very unfair.
Roger notices.
Several people ran over and whispered to his opponent.
So before the finals start.
The man with the robotic arm disappears for a moment.
When he reappears.
Roger noticed that his steps looked stiff.
……
"Insight: You perceive that 'Cybernam' is equipped with some kind of crotch guard"
……
"Very thin."
"It's all planned."
Roger watched with interest at Cybernan, who was on the verge of an enemy.
"I won't show mercy."
Cybernan said viciously:
"Boy, I heard about your dirty tricks, if you don't admit defeat, I'll use this arm to pull your broken bones, then beat you hard, and throw you into the backyard gutter !”
"The person I hate most in my life is a cheater like you!"
"Humph! You also have good luck mating?"
Speak.
He shows his robotic arm vigorously.
Roger didn't speak, just held out his hand.
Next second.
Under the expectation of everyone.
Roger's fleshy hand and Cybernan's mechanical hand are held together.
The two are exerting force almost simultaneously.
Click, click, click!
Noisy mechanical sounds sounded, and the crackling sound of the original stone almost drowned out the shouts of the audience!
The two sides fight.
Cybernam felt like he had the upper hand!
So he decided to win the game in one go!
But next second.
Roger's right hand dimension suddenly skyrocketed!
……
"Hint: You activated the 'unicorn arm'"
……
In the eyes of everyone in surprise.
Roger's right hand, which had tripled in size, pressed the robotic arm to the table with ease!
Zizz!
There was even a burst of black smoke over Cybernan's shoulders!
"No! You cheat!"
Cybernan roared with a red neck and a thick neck.
He threw off the unicorn arm and lunged at Roger.
Roger stepped aside easily.
Just as he was trying to subdue this guy, a strange throbbing came over him!
……
"Hint: Your 'unicorn arm' is out of control..."
……
Next moment.
Under the horrified gaze of the audience.
Roger's big hand pressed **** Cybernan's ass!
"Cross la la!"
The sound of broken metal and broken bones is heard!
Next second.
Cybernan's hysterical wailing and the audience gasping for air are heard from the pub.
"Let go!"
Cybernam groaned, sweating profusely: "I admit defeat..."
The voice didn't fall.
The big hand grabbed hard again.
Blood poured out.
Anyone with sharp eyes can see that Cybernan's **** seems to be split in half!
For a while.
More chaos in the Tauren Tavern!
……
"Use a unicorn arm to tear an enemy's buttocks in plain sight, and your Country Legend (Misty Mountain) reaches a new milestone"
……
"The Legend of the Countryside (Misty Mountain):
You are famous for winning the seventh Wrench Contest at the Tauren Tavern.
But it's your ruthless tactics that really make you famous.
In Smoky Mountain and surrounding areas.
The name 'Roger the Buttocks' is spreading widely"
……
“Why do I sign up with my real name?”
In the pigpen late at night.
Roger seriously reflects on his mistakes.
Perhaps it was Thompson's warmth and kindness that made him feel like he was back in Tongma Town.
When he signed up, he actually filled in his real name.
That's it.
The sudden rise of fame caught him off guard.
"Fortunately this is Quinn..."
Roger was frightened after a while.
At this time.
Alice walked over gracefully and rubbed his head.
Roger's mood immediately calmed down.
After receiving the championship bonus.
He was led by Allen to the pigpen in the backyard.
Said it was a pigsty.
Cleaned but clean like a guest room.
Alice doesn't have the mess of pigs either. She's a bit like the pet pig in her previous life, cute and elegant.
Not sure why.
After being rubbed twice by Alice.
Roger's mood suddenly improved.
He glances at the data column.
No unusual reactions.
So he leaned boldly on Alice.
Then take some heuristics from time to time.
He wants to find out what's with the lucky halo on the gilt.
From start to finish.
Alice is very docile.
Only snorts when Roger hurts her.
But until dawn.
Roger never discovered the secret of the "lucky halo".
He wants to try again with Alice a little bit reluctantly.
But soon he was kicked out by Alan.
"It's time!"
The tauren is still the simple and honest face:
"You will be lucky today!"
"You'll find out when you go out more."
Roger leaves the sty suspiciously.
……
While having breakfast in the tavern hall.
Roger met yesterday's mercenary again, but this time the boy didn't sneer, probably because the "hip splitter" has now been declared.
But their eyes were a little different after all.
Roger didn't care either.
After a hasty meal.
He leaves the tavern.
Today his targets are mainly the monsters around the town.
"Let's start with the flood of lightning frogs!"
Roger thought so.
So he went all the way east out of the town.
He walked for a while on a country road.
A moment later.
A crow approached, parked on a nearby branch, and made an unpleasant cry at Roger.
"And he said he would have good luck..."
Roger groaned inwardly.
He strode toward the east farm.
The crow immediately fluttered its wings and flew away.
After a while.
When he stopped to look at the road sign.
The crow reappeared.
It stopped on a nearby branch and made a strange noise at Roger.
"It's too bad..."
Roger frowned ~IndoMTL.com~ In his perception, this crow is not even a monster, so it has no hunting value.
"It shouldn't be a scout familiar, just a simple crow..."
Thinking about it.
Roger let it go.
After selecting the orientation.
He moves on.
But at this time.
A gust of gust of wind suddenly came from behind him - his transcendent perception told him that the crow had attacked him!
That moment.
Roger realized something was wrong!
Normal animals do not attack humans!
Next second.
He turns around and tries to hit a guilt marker.
……
"Hint: Guilty Mark has been bound to 'Evil Crow'"
……
"Such a high camouflage value?"
Roger was taken aback.
It's too late to say it.
The crow was already in front of him, but how fast was Roger's nerves?
But see his right hand slightly raised.
The bulging air wave slashed like a sharp blade!
"Martial Arts: Taiyi Li Huo Dao"!
Whoa!
The long blade of flame slashed relentlessly.
Only a black charred corpse was left on the ground.
Roger looked up at the data bar.
Next moment.
His expression suddenly became very exciting!
……
"Click to view attribute improvement status"
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