The Bloody Road to Longevity Chapter 603: Allure
Bu Xiu pinched his nose and buzzed: "Aren't you kidding me? Why are you throwing Bai Jing here? Is it too reckless?"
Yi Servant said: "Trash, where do you not throw the trash here? Besides, didn't you realize that there is Baijing under it, and the toilet doesn't stink. It's really a good thing, and I'm going to find some more. Throw it in."
Buxiu still pinched his nose and said, "Then how do you take this? It's so disgusting!"
Yi Pu said: "Whatever you want or not, I really hope you don't, otherwise my latrine will stink again." After speaking, he ignored them, turned around and left.
Bu Xiu looked at his back and spat, and whispered: "The old thing is really not a good thing."
Jiang Xiaobai looked at the hut with frowning eyes. It was really disgusting, especially after the few of them came, and the latrine was not expanded. Under their day and night, the hut was almost full, and the more he looked, the more disgusting he became. But reluctant to leave.
Charlie leaned over and said, "Brother, in my opinion, I can only make a big pliers and clamp the white crystals up one by one."
Bhuxiu pointed at him and said, "Charlie, you are the smartest. I know you are hardworking and brave. I will leave this task to you, and then Bai Jing will give you the most points."
Charlie shook his head like a rattle and said, "I don't do such disgusting things, I'll give you an idea, I'm a clean person."
Buxiu said: "Take it down. When you were in Death Valley, you spoiled like a ghost, and you still love cleanliness?"
Charlie said: "That was in the past. Now even Pharaoh has an object, but I don't have one. I want to maintain a good image!"
Buxiu said: "Are you a beast and want a fart? Just find the first mother to deal with it."
Charlie said: "I won't do it anyway!"
Buxiu said: "If you don't do it, we will fire you."
Charlie said: "Open...open...I won't do it either!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Alright, alright, Charlie, since you don't want to fish, how about turning into a fire unicorn to dry this pit?"
Charlie thought about it and said, "It's fine, just don't let me do it!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Control the heat, don't burn the white crystal below."
Charlie said: "Don't worry, I used to bake fish for you all the time. The heat was well controlled, and it was burnt on the outside and crispy on the inside. Did you forget the taste? It's not bad, right?"
Several people saw him comparing grilled fish with grilled shit. They felt disgusted when they thought about the fish he grilled before, and the **** he was about to dry. Now, I don't know what disgusting things he will say next, but they all swear in their hearts that when he finishes baking shit, he will never eat anything he bakes in his life.
Charlie saw a few people retreating, so he also retreated, for fear that Kaoru would hit him, he retreated and said, "It doesn't matter if the toilet is burning, right?"
Buxiu said: "As long as the white crystal can be taken out, it doesn't matter if the house burns down. It's not a rare thing to build two more rooms for him."
Charlie said: "I'm relieved to have you say this!"
After retreating to the distance where he thought it was fragrant, he transformed himself into a fire unicorn, and a beam of flames spewed out of his mouth, and the wooden toilet immediately turned to ashes.
What the fire unicorn spews is the true fire of Samadhi after all, and the temperature is naturally not comparable to that of ordinary ordinary fire.
Even so, the speed is very fast. Charlie is really an expert in the barbecue industry. He can even control the heat. After baking for a while, it is estimated that he is almost done. He rushed over, glanced at the pit, and changed back to The humanoid waved towards Jiang Xiaobai and said, "Come on, come on, Alliance Leader, it's done."
Buxiu rushed over and said, "Keep your voice down, what do you mean? You think you're drinking? When the old man heard it, he thought we were using urine as wine!"
Charlie said: "I mean dried."
Jiang Xiaobai also came over at this time, opened his head and glanced, and when his mind moved, the mud rolled under it, and the filth in the pit was lifted off the ground, which was as high as one person.
Now that the filth has been dried, it's pitch black, and it has lost its original appearance. It doesn't look disgusting.
I didn't expect Charlie to say: "Brother, how do you see my craftsmanship? It's charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and it's like shortbread on the outside."
These remarks disgusted Jiang Xiaobai, because when he used to grill fish, he often used the word "charred outside and tender inside".
Jiang Xiaobai rolled his eyes at him and said, "Don't talk." Turning to Buxiu, he said, "Where's your three-gun, two-blade gun?"
Buxiu unleashed a three-shot and two-edged gun, frowning and said, "What a noble weapon, it fell into my hands today, but I want to poke **** with it, I'm sorry for it!" The pile of scorched filth was poked into it. Charlie was right. It was like shortbread. With a little swipe, the filth was smashed to the ground. After a few more fiddles, the white crystals that had been deposited below were exposed. When it came out, it was quite a lot, similar to what Jiang Xiaobai stole last time, but it was not as neat as last time, very scattered, big and small, square and round.
Bhuxiu said happily: "The old man didn't lie to us. Although it's a little disgusting, it can finally save the emergency!"
Charlie said: "Whether it's disgusting or not, and it's not something to eat, it's what works."
As soon as Jiang Xiaobai's thoughts moved, a column of water appeared in the lake, like a water dragon rushing towards, shooting on the pile of filthy white crystals, the white crystals really had aura. Immediately, it became pure and flawless.
After a few people finished these things, they went to enjoy the shade in the woods on the side. Although it is not too hot now, it is comfortable to stay in the woods.
Seeing that they had brought Bai Jing up, Yi Pu came over and called them to practice, but several people shook their heads like a rattle. Yi Pu asked why, and some people said that they should let Bai Jing dry and disperse the smell, although they are washing now It's clean, but the feces are not cold, and it's disgusting to hold in your hand.
The next day, they resumed their day-to-day cultivation life. Now that they have enough white crystals, and there are experts leading the way, their cultivation progress is really progressing by leaps and bounds, singing all the way.
Three months have passed in the blink of an eye.
Because of their strong consumption, the white crystals that were fished out of the ditch were finally used up again. It was a little bit short of breaking through to the fifth rank of the green bucket. Fortunately, in those few days, another group of monks came in from the north of the restricted area of the tomb. Looking for the Immortal Spirit Pearl, there is probably a young master from a major sect, who sent hundreds of people to protect them, but was just robbed by Qingqing, helping them break through the fifth rank of the green bucket.
Several people have broken through from the first rank of Qing Dou to the fifth rank of Green Dou within a year, and the breakthroughs seem to be numb, and there is not much disturbance in their hearts. Wine to celebrate.
After all, the number of white crystals that Qingqing robbed was limited, and it was simply not enough to break through the sixth rank of the green bucket. After breaking through the fifth rank of the green bucket, it would be used up within two days, and Buxiu asked Yi servant: "Old friend, your family still Is there another toilet?"
Yi Pu rolled his eyes at him and said, "It's gone, the only latrine was burned by you."
Buxiu said: "Didn't I get a new one for you?"
Yi Pu said: "Don't think about plucking the white crystals from me anymore, I don't have any of them now. If you guys are patient, just accompany me to wait here slowly, wait for the rabbits, and rob again after a while. ."
Buxiu said: "Then we have to fight until the year of the monkey and the month of the horse? Why don't we steal it!"
Yi Pu said: "Then you can steal it, don't count on me anyway."
Bu Xiu went back in embarrassment. It was already dark by this time, so a few people jumped into the lake to take a bath and went back to sleep.
The next day, a few people did not have anything to do without Bai Jing. Jiang Xiaobai woke up as soon as it was dawn. He walked to the lake alone to wash his face, then sat down by the lake and looked at The lake was in a daze. There is such a good opportunity to practice but there is no Bai Jing, and I feel really uncomfortable. If Bai Jing is sufficient and cultivates at such a speed, they will soon be able to leave the cemetery of the gods, and he can also go to Qingchengju to find Zizi and find a way. back home.
I don't know how Zizi is doing now?
In the southeast of the Sky Continent, in the depths of the sea, there is a small island two or three miles in diameter. There are several houses on the island and countless begonias. This is where the Qingcheng dwells.
The reason why Yu Meiren likes to live on the island is because when she is beautiful, there are always men who are full of warmth, lustful and lustful who come to her. On the small island, you can move the island at any time, catch the flowering period of begonia, and go wherever you want, leaving no trace.
There are only hundreds of disciples on the island, and they are all women, all of them beautiful as flowers.
That day, Hua Zizi was brought here by poppy, and there was not much communication. The next day, poppy let people boil medicinal materials, all kinds of elixir, some for internal use, some for external application, some for soaking the body, and some for Huazi. Zizheng is like a medicine pot. If he is not taking medicine, he is soaking medicine, or he is on the way to take medicine and make medicine.
The poppy said ~IndoMTL.com~ She has collected these medicinal herbs for thousands of years, rare and exotic herbs, all of which are the best elixir in the world, just to wait for the appearance of Hua Zizi. What she has to do now is to forge meridians for Hua Zizi, so that she can become the top expert in the world in just a few months.
Hua Zizi was flattered and said, "Cultivation should be done step by step. How can there be a reason to become a top expert in just a few months?"
Yu Mei said, that's someone else's apprentice, how could my Yu Mengzi's apprentice be comparable to those mediocre apprentices?
The process of forging the meridians is very painful, soaking in the hot potion, more painful than cutting with a knife, and almost fainting many times, but Hua Zizi thinks of the painstaking care of this master for her, and she can't bear to let it go, no matter how painful it is He gritted his teeth and came over.
While forging the meridians, Yu Meiren will also expand her magic source, so that when she becomes a top master in the future, the magic source can store enough energy. This process is also painful, because Yu Meiren put the real essence into Hua Zizi's body, and used her powerful cultivation to forcibly expand Hua Zizi's law source. Every time the dantian was held up to the point of bursting at any time, the pain was so painful that Hua Zizi burst into tears.
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