The Outsider Pretend Chapter 76: The tragic accident caused by 1 bubble shit
The Supreme Elder of Fengxia Sect did not want to be beaten to death like Zhu Qinghai!
Zhu Qinghai just died like this. He was so useless that all the disciples of Fengxia Sect, who were arrogant and arrogant, were silent, and they were afraid...
"Fight with them! Leng Handong, if you stand by and watch, you will die!" An elder of Fengxia Sect chattered and looked at the people at Wuguiya.
In the field, the number of their Fengxia Sect has an absolute advantage, not to mention, there are five ghost cliffs hidden in the shadows around, there is no hope of escape!
Whoosh!
In the distance, Qin Hao suddenly had a large golden bow in his hand. It was the Thunderbolt God and Demon Bow that he had just obtained! At this time, he is already an inner martial artist. The meridians in his body have all been tempered and healed, and his physical strength is even stronger. This treasure can easily be pulled into a bow by Qin Hao. Soldier's long sword instead!
As soon as he let go, the sword's edge pierced through the air, and the sound was harsh!
The elder Fengxiazong who was talking was directly shot in the chest by the sword light, and the terrifying force knocked him hundreds of feet away, and finally nailed him to a tree trunk.
One shot!
The surrounding senior officials of the Fengxia Sect were all blushing and slumped to the ground.
"I'm doing shit, you weak chickens are so restless, how dare you hurt my little brother?!" Qin Hao slowly put down his long bow, and said incomparably domineering: "No one wants to leave today. !”
"The King of God... as expected!" The Cliff Master of Wuguiya suddenly clapped his hands and applauded, as if he admired Qin Hao's strength, but he was not too frightened, and continued: "The people here add up. There are as many as tens of thousands, no matter how powerful you are, if you kill one by one, when will you be able to kill them all?"
After speaking, hundreds of Wuguiya's disciples suddenly flew across, blocking Leng Handong's front, forming a human wall, as if to prevent Qin Hao from suddenly attacking his own cliff master.
"Who said I'm going to do it myself?" Qin Hao blinked and laughed: "You look down on yourself too much, how can I kill a chicken with a knife?!"
Could it be that, what else does the Star Temple have? !
As soon as these words came out, Fengxiazong and the people from Wuguiya hurriedly looked around, but did not find any visions or other forces in ambush.
Boom...
However, the next moment, the earth suddenly trembled violently...
"How could it be... beasts... so many?!" Suddenly, a disciple of Wuguiya let out a strange cry and looked towards the horizon in the distance. The army was rushing towards Bitian Lake, and the crowd of black beasts shocked everyone present.
How come there are so many monsters all at once? !
When they appeared, could it be that they wanted to encircle and suppress the warriors present...
"Don't panic, they are coming for me..." Seeing that Xuan Yi and the others on the side were also surprised, Qin Hao sighed and continued: "Strictly speaking, they came to me just now. That **** came from!"
“…”
The people of Shan Lanzong have grown their mouths one by one, and I don't know why.
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'll ruin your sect's residence with a piece of my excrement." Qin Hao's face showed a trace of guilt, and whispered to Xuan Yi: "Actually, when that piece of excrement was taken by me After I pulled it out, I knew it was bad! My **** was shiny and crystal clear, and it could be said to be fragrant in ten miles. Even if it was a heavenly fruit, it might not have my **** baby! Say, my excrement is a rare treasure! This is a rare opportunity for them, no matter which monster eats my excrement, it will evolve to a higher level... I really shouldn't Defecate anywhere, don't worry, I will pay more attention next time, pick a remote place to solve personal problems!"
“…”
Are you kidding me? !
Xuan Yi sucked in a breath of cold air. Is it so evil? !
Can a **** be so good?
Are you sure you're not forcing yourself up?
People from Shanlan Sect thought it was a fantasy, and people from Fengxia Sect and Wuguiya thought it was even more unbelievable.
However, the next scene made everyone dumbfounded.
Thousands of monsters came galloping, the blue-and-white pythons as thick as buckets and more than ten meters tall, as well as wild boars as large as pavilions, and even a spirit ape with hair as long as jade. With an extraordinary breath, these monsters did not come to the vicinity of Bitian Lake, but rushed into a dense forest not far down the mountain.
More precisely, an area in the woods.
Under the gazes of everyone, I saw these monsters suddenly killing each other indiscriminately, as if they were fighting for something. The screams and hissing made the scalp numb. The infighting of these monsters was extremely brutal.
"Hmm... That's right, I just pooped there..." Qin Hao nodded, pointing to the place where the monsters were rioting, and said with great certainty.
The scene in front of them is that no matter how doubtful everyone has in their hearts, they can only believe his words. Otherwise, how can they explain the fact that the monsters are fighting? …
"Oh, it's too bad, Senior Brother!" Bao Sandao's face changed in shock, and he rushed to Qin Hao in an instant, losing his voice: "Senior Brother, I remember that you played a lot on our empty mountain before! Wouldn't that attract more monsters to our sect, then..."
"The Duobao Desert is desolate, how can there be any monsters? Otherwise, the Star God Temple would have been destroyed long ago?" Qin Hao sighed again when he said this, "Actually, I came to the Cangyun Continent, For you mortals, this is a disaster! Every **** or pee I shed will be coveted by the spirits of heaven and earth, and will involve many innocent lives. After all, I am a god, not a human being. Guilty..."
"Big brother, don't say that! Everyone has three worries, so you can't hold back." Wei Xiaobao also leaned over and added indignantly.
"Impossible!" Qin Hao's words were too far-fetched, and an elder of the Fengxia Sect exclaimed, "This is not the ancient continent, how can there be gods in the world? …”
Qin Hao lifted his robe, shamelessly in front of everyone, and poured a bath of urine under his feet!
Fuck!
The two sects had never seen such a shameless person before. Looking at something under Qin Hao's crotch, all the men present were stunned, big...very big...
Even many of the male compatriots tucked their legs in shame, lowered their heads in inferiority, and a few female disciples cried out in shame, covered their eyes with their hands, and peeked at it with a slit in their eyes!
A small stream of water splashed on the ground quickly and fiercely!
"Senior brother, you are the ancient **** king. How can you be spied on by these mortals!" Bao Sandao stood in front of Qin Hao displeased to prevent Qin Hao's private parts from being exposed. A lot of women, at this moment, can't wait to tear up this black-faced ugly boy, this is a rare benefit!
"How is it, do you smell a sweet smell?" After urinating, Qin Hao put on his pants, looked at the few people in front of him, and asked seriously.
"Good pee!" Before a group of people from the Shan Lan Sect could speak, Wei Xiaobao immediately jumped out, shouted, and sighed in shock, "This pee is a moment, the smoke is rising, the steam is hot, If you are in a dream, there will be more rays of sunshine, and the aroma will be fragrant, like a spiritual spring in the sky. He took a deep breath of the smell in the air!
“…”
When the people from Shan Lanzong and Wuguiya heard it, they were so shocked that they even said a word!
This flattery is the first person in ancient and modern times!
Because it was blocked by Baosan Dao, outsiders couldn't see what happened, but the so-called aroma... they didn't smell it anyway.
Bao Sandao glared at Wei Xiaobao, scolding inwardly, "I'll wipe, let this **** take the lead again!"
"Yes, yes, the **** king's urine is worth countless elixir!" Xuan Yi also came back to his senses and shouted.
However, his flattering skills are a bit inferior, and he can't compare with Wei Xiaobao at all!
Qin Hao silently gave Wei Xiaobao a look of approval!
It's comforting to have this little brother following along...
After he finished urinating, the beasts at the foot of the mountain were suddenly quiet for a moment, followed by a commotion, heading straight for Bitian Lake.
"Run!"
"Help!"
The herd of beasts swept across the lake shore like an iron cavalry. The Wuguiya disciples who were hiding in the dark were shocked. Some people even had no time to escape, they were bitten and swallowed by monsters, or trampled to death. run over!
The people of Wuguiya suffered heavy casualties in an instant!
The huge herd gives people a different kind of shock and fear!
An old cow with a black glow all over its body was the first to fly out of the herd~IndoMTL.com~ It still has wounds from fighting with other monsters, and there is a quilt hanging from its horns. The corpse of the Wuguiya disciple who burst his chest, his nostrils sprayed with white air, his eyes were scarlet, as if he had lost his mind, and went straight to Qin Hao.
Just as he was about to hit Qin Hao, the black bull suddenly stopped.
Then...under the eyes of everyone, he stuck out his tongue and licked the remaining water stains on the ground under Qin Hao's feet hungry for food...
"Hi!"
Immediately, all the people from Fengxia Sect and Wuguiya had demented eyes!
Reality is always more persuasive than words!
What Qin Hao just said was actually true!
Not to mention outsiders, even people from the Xuanyi-class Shanlan Sect are convinced, not to mention, they originally thought that Qin Hao was the ancient **** king!
More and more monsters rushed out, murderous.
"Okay! You bastards, God King, I don't eat a lot today, but it's okay to pull out another brew!" Qin Hao waved his sleeves and drank very proudly. The strange thing was that When he spoke, the monsters all over the mountains suddenly stopped moving, very quiet, as if they all respected Qin Hao very much, "Did you see those two people? Whoever killed the most today, I will reward it for the king's Excrement!" Qin Hao pointed at Fengxiazong and Wuguiya's people.
As soon as the words fell, all the monsters' eyes full of fierce light were staring at the two men and horses!
"Sorry!"
The Supreme Elder of Fengxia Sect looked up to the sky with a numb expression and let out a long sigh, then suddenly waved his palm and slapped it on his forehead!
Then, his body fell softly to the ground...
Suicide!