The Heartless Mage Chapter 211: mental patient
On a sunny April afternoon, Wuxin, clinging to the roof of a large truck, was found by the traffic police. At that time, he was entangled and entangled by the ropes and nets that were unclear. Otherwise, with his skills, he would never lie on the car and be captured. The large truck is full of goods, and the length, width and height are almost equal, and jumping from the car is equivalent to jumping off the building. The traffic police took the boss's effort and climbed up the car with a ladder. The driver got out of the car early, put his hand on the awning and looked up, and explained to the traffic policeman beside him: "I really don't know him, can I put someone I know on the roof of the car? How did he get up there?"
The traffic police who climbed onto the roof of the car untied countless large rope buckles that were half-dead, freeing the unintentional arms and legs. Wuxin knelt down on the large cargo box and stared blankly at the small traffic policeman in front of him. The little traffic policeman was afraid of heights, and while walking backwards on all fours, he said angrily, "Are you a monkey?"
When the voice fell, the traffic policeman's eyes flashed, and he was gone.
Then the small traffic policeman saw a gray figure slashing across the national road in his own screams, and rushed into the woods beside the road in an instant, and disappeared without a trace.
Wuxin ran all the way, and after passing through a small forest, he came onto an asphalt road. On the side of the road stood a big iron sign with six characters: Mars Town welcomes you.
Wuxin looked up at the sign and stared blankly for a long time. In his eyes, simplified characters always seemed to lack arms and legs. No matter how they looked, something was wrong. The six words made him read it over and over several times. In the end, he understood in his heart, and he stepped forward in panic and walked into Mars Town. After living in seclusion in the deep mountains and old forests of the Daxinganling for nearly 40 years, he suddenly returned to the world, and he found that the world had changed greatly—the changes were so drastic that he was almost terrified.
People outside the mountains no longer recognize the few old renminbi he has in his hands, and the food stamps have become a fantasy. His fake letter of introduction and fake certificate are worthless. Now people can walk and live wherever they want, and they all have ID cards. He was walking in the crowd wearing an almost ragged old military uniform, which attracted people's attention and salutes. A little white face with thick eyebrows and big eyes turned out to be dressed like a beggar, and he was still a strange beggar, as if from the revolutionary period came through.
He is unusually ignorant and cowardly. After walking for a while with a train transporting timber, the train arrived at the station, and he also arrived at the station in a daze. Climb into a large truck outside the train station. The truck driver got on the road unknowingly and drove him for nearly a day until the traffic police found him.
Wuxin is hungry at the moment and decides to go to Mars Town for food. Although the ever-changing new world made him jump left and right, he was still stronger than the mountain. Bai Liuli was completely coaxed by the big owl, and one ghost and one demon cooperated to bully him. He knew that he would not die, so he attacked with extreme ruthlessness. The big owl was honest and honest back then, and it turned out to be not a good thing. The sun and the moon in the mountains have perfected him. In the past few decades, he has made great progress in sorcery, and he has dared and Wuxin to slap his nose on his face.
So I went down the mountain with no intention of making my own decisions, and didn't talk to them.
Wu Xin walked along the asphalt road. The road is a good road. There are fields and houses on both sides of the road. It is a large village outside Mars Town. At this time, it was the season of April. The fields to be planted had been turned over, and the black soil had been in the sun all day, and it was now dry and soft. Wuxin looked around while walking, thinking that there would be no wild vegetables and wild fruits in the wild, so he still had to think about people. Speaking of people, there is a ready-made one in front of him. From the back, he looks like a young man dressed in a suit and leather shoes, but his arms are wrapped around his chest and his waist is hunched, obviously embracing something. The young man walked in a hurry and walked faster and faster; he ran and jumped unintentionally to catch up with him, and turned his face to talk to him, but when he took a closer look, he was shocked. It turned out that the young man's eyes were red, his face was full of tears, and his lips were tight. Tightly squeezed into a straight line. The front of the suit was only fastened with a button, and the hem occasionally fluttered in the wind. Inadvertently, his eyes widened, suspecting that he had seen a circle of bombs.
What I see is a circle, what I can't see, is surrounded by young people's arms, I don't know how many more. A white pug wearing a pink vest came from the front, sticking out his tongue and panting, and then "wow" at the young man.
Before the white dog could shut up, an earth-shattering noise broke out on the asphalt. Wuxin, the youth, and the white dog instantly vanished, and the big trees on both sides of the road were also smashed to pieces by the air waves. The glass of the nearby houses all resonated, and even Shi Gaofei in a small building in the distance was shaken. With a shudder, the facial tissue in his hand lost his head. He looked at Nan Bo Xing on the computer screen, and shot his pants one after another.
After being startled, Shi Gaofei hurriedly lowered his head. His trousers were pulled back to his thighs, and now the front door zipper has been completely blocked by his thousands of descendants. After hurriedly wiping it with a piece of paper, he raised his trousers in a surreal way and ran to the window. With a loud "whoosh", he opened the sliding window, and he leaned out his upper body and looked out, trying to check the source of the loud noise. However, the scenery outside the window was the same as usual, and only a big grey sparrow took advantage of it and flew into the room.
Scoop was too late to drive the birds away. Turning around and walking out the door, he walked through the living room. He pushed open the door to the outside, and jumped into the yard with a few big strides. The yard is a large yard, half of which is paved with concrete, and the other half is planted with flowers and plants. Another old fruit tree that eats inside and outside is close to the courtyard gate. Every year, it selflessly donates a few branches of sand fruit to the outside of the courtyard. Shi Gaofei had ulterior motives and just ran to the gate blindly. However, before he could open the black lacquered iron gate that was closed to the left and right, a drop of warm rain suddenly fell between his eyebrows. He subconsciously raised his hand and touched it, and then he looked straight at his finger - it wasn't rain, it was blood!
Suddenly looking up, he saw a white dog's head among the dense branches of the old fruit tree. The dog's head maintained a grinning expression, and there was nothing down from the neck, only a few strands of bright red tendons hanging down. The dog's mouth moved up and down without warning, and a small piece of pink flesh fell vertically onto the black ground.
After staring at Dogtou for a moment, Scooby grinned like Dogtou, so disgusted that he wanted to vomit on the spot. He raised a bamboo pole and stabbed the dog's head. He licked the dog's ears and threw it out of the courtyard. Immediately followed the dog head out the door, he trot all the way to watch the fun.
Shi Gaofei, whose real name is Shi Hongpeng, is the son of the town's richest man. When he was young, he was born with a beautiful appearance and a troubled body, and he was inferior to a sister above him. However, it is not a long-term solution for a boy to be blindly weak. Later, after seeing each other by an expert, he changed his name without changing the medicine - from the specific "Hongpeng" to the abstract "Gao Fei" ".
As soon as the name was changed, it turned out that Shi Gaofi changed his face, from a small sick boy to a tall and handsome mental patient. From fifteen years old to twenty-five years old, he firmly believes that he is an alien orphan and will return to his home planet one day. His mother Zhao Xiufen screamed for him, and she fell out of favor in her husband Shi Yibiao's heart. When Zhao Xiufen was young and beautiful, Shi Yibiao forgot that Zhao Xiufen's mother and sister once claimed to be the fox fairy and the goddess of the Nine Heavens. Eight generations of poor peasants in the Zhao family, the toilers of the whole country have turned over and his family has not turned over. The only legacy left to future generations is mental illness. Shi Yibiao favored sons over daughters, and wished that he could practice magic and transfer his son's mental illness to the girl. The girl is 30 years old, she is beautiful and graceful, and she is Nana. Lin Daiyu from Mars Town used to be Lin Daiyu, and she also went to college for three years, but now no one dares to marry, because she is afraid that she will follow her mother and raise a crazy child again. Slut.
Shi Yibiao is completely disappointed with his family, especially his wife, who hates his teeth so much that he refuses to go home for many years. As an entertainment giant in this town, he runs three nightclubs, Stars Nightclub, Rising Stars KTV, Happy Time Cafe, and Kulong Chain Internet Cafe. Since he has such a considerable family business, he naturally will not have nowhere to stay. And Zhao Xiufen has entered menopause, and she has to live and die at home every day, and she only competes with her daughter. The daughter's name is Shi Danfeng. She has neither career nor love. Even her mother refuses to think highly of her. She even thinks that she is fine by herself and will take care of her son for the rest of her life in the future. Anyway, the son is crazy and famous in the whole town, and he must not be able to find a wife to serve him all his life. Shi Danfeng saw that her mother had put her heart in her armpit, so she naturally had an opinion. All in all, among all the members of the Shi family, only Shi Gaofei suffered less pain—he was all about waiting for the mothership to come and take him home, and he was generally too lazy to pay attention to the three earthlings in his family.
He spent a long time among the villagers on the asphalt road, because the police blocked the scene, so he didn't see anything, only knew that a big hole had been blown out on the road. In the evening, the audience went home to cook, and he followed him back to the small building where he lived. The small building has two floors. When Shi Yibiao wanted to develop a side business in the countryside, he built the small building compound. Later, the sideline was stillborn, and the small building was empty. At the end of last year, Shi Gaofei was forcibly sent to a mental hospital for a while by his family. Live in the countryside for a few days.
He locked the courtyard door and entered the building. He walked through the living room to the bedroom, sighing to himself as he walked: "I thought it was a spaceship!"
The video on the computer screen has finished playing, and the uninvited guest is long gone. He grumbled and squatted under the computer desk, trying to clean up the wads of Kleenex that had been thrown around during the day. Unexpectedly, he accidentally found a soybean bean under a ball of semi-dry and semi-sticky facial tissue. This bean is very strange. It is actually a heart shape. If it is compared to a human being, it must be a conjoined baby. Shi Gaofei's four bodies are not diligent and the five grains are indistinguishable, and he doesn't know that beans can also be deformed. After holding the beans and looking at them for a long time, he asked himself, "I shot the beans during the day?"
Then he took off his trousers and carefully checked his congenital conditions, and finally decided that this should not be possible, because his sowing path was long and narrow, and it was not enough to breed such a magnificent size and such a beautiful image seed. Holding the beans and standing up, he suddenly shuddered, and an evil idea came up in his heart: Could it be that someone has been in his bedroom just now? Could it be that this bean carries the information that the mother star conveyed to him? In broad daylight, there will never be a big explosion for no reason, there must be a mystery in it!
But he was in trouble again: the messenger of the home planet is too inconsiderate. He has been on Earth for more than 20 years, how can he still be in harmony with his peers now? After holding the beans for a long time, he was restless, unable to figure out the deep meaning of the beans, and he didn't dare to cut or chew the beans rashly. After struggling until midnight, he finally raised his eyebrows with imaginative thoughts: "This is a seed!"
At midnight, everyone slept, but Shi Gaofei woke up alone. Standing under the old fruit tree with the most fertile soil, he brandished a large shovel and dug a circular hole more than half a meter deep. Respectfully, he put the heart-shaped bean into the bottom of the pit. He knelt on his knees and reached out to fill the pit with soil. If you don't, you will frame me insanely, saying I'm mentally ill. You must grow into a great baby to prove my identity to them!"
Piously, he threw the last handful of soil, and he folded his hands and bowed again. In the end, he stood up with no end in sight. He lowered his two clay hands and looked up at the sky, thinking that there are bright and dark stars in the sky, and I don't know which one is my home. People are in alien planets, and they don't have any bosom friends. They really suffer!
The bombing on the asphalt road at the entrance of the village made headlines on major websites, and Mars Town became famous along with it. A month later, the case was basically solved, and it turned out to be an attempted love murder—a man and a woman made a vendetta against an object. The man was a desperado and went to the woman’s house with a suit of dynamite. The intention was to take advantage of the evening when the woman’s family was complete. , ignite the fuse to have a pot. Unexpectedly, there was a problem with the explosive itself. When it was halfway, it blew up on its own, leaving nothing left. As a result, the police had to visit and investigate everywhere, spelling out the truth bit by bit.
The village is peaceful all the year round. In recent years, few old people have died, so an explosion is enough to make the village boil for a long time. Only Shi Gaofei is extremely calm, and his eyes are filled with only his seeds. While waiting for the seeds to germinate, he didn't even bother to download love action movies. He squatted under the tree all day long, staring straight at the ground and working hard; meals were often one meal a day, hungry He was only 150 pounds at 1.9 meters tall. He carried his broad shoulders and lowered his head. He supported two shoulder blades on his back. At first glance, he looked like an archangel with bald hair and broken wings.
Diligently pouring water for two months, he stares at a piece of land every day. In this way, until July, the fruit tree above his head has already produced a lot of small green fruits, but his seeds are still motionless.
He can't wait. On a windy night, he squatted under the tree wanting to cry without tears, ready to make a complaint about the seed, and then dug it out and stomped it on the spot. However, before he opened his mouth against the wind, a flash of lightning suddenly cracked in the air. Immediately, amid the thunderous thunder, Shi Gaofei opened his eyes wide and found that the flat ground was bulging slightly, as if something was about to burst out of the ground!
With a trembling hand out, Shi Gaofei gently removed the top layer of floating soil. A small piece of pink flesh was exposed under the floating soil, and a few white hairs were swaying from the flesh, shaking slightly in the strong wind before the rainstorm.
Scoofy ignores the wind on the ground and the thunder in the sky. He held his breath and opened his mouth wide, digging and digging with ten fingers. Finally, when the first raindrops hit him, he dug out a large half-human caterpillar from the soil. He knelt in the mud and water with a "plop" sound. He was so excited that he cried and laughed, beat his thighs and threw the mud. It turned out that the compatriots of the original home star did not forget him. It turned out that what the compatriots gave him was really a seed!
Take off his T-shirt to wrap the big caterpillar, he stood up in the heavy rain, hugged the caterpillar and flipped flip-flops, and he ran into the building all the way.