The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood: 20. The first day


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"Okay, the treatment plan is over." Little Red Riding Hood stared at Brother Wolf with a marker, "So, Brother Wolf, what do you want to do today?"

"This is the beginning?" Brother Wolf said unexpectedly.

"It's only twenty-five days in total. If the treatment plan fails after twenty-five days, then today is the first day of the rest of your life, so hurry up," said Little Red Riding Hood.

The first day of the rest of your life? Thinking of the countdown to the rest of his life, Brother Wolf suddenly understood the boredom of this world. There seems to be a wonderful sense of being about to leave and no longer demanding.

"I don't have anything I particularly want to do, and I don't have anything I particularly hate." Brother Wolf said casually, "Let's just count death as one."

"yes!" You know that Brother Wolf definitely has nothing special to do, Little Red Riding Hood, you are really a genius.

"You seem very happy?" Brother Wolf always felt that today's Little Red Riding Hood was a little different from what he had seen before.

"Eh...?" Oops, it was too obvious accidentally, "It's like this, although you don't have anything special you want to do, but you are willing to accept my treatment plan, it's already for me It is the greatest encouragement. Your encouragement is my greatest honor."

"Did you get your brain damaged by the smoke? You suddenly became so hypocritical?" Brother Wolf asked.

"..." Little Red Riding Hood held back, and Little Red Riding Hood hypnotized himself for a while before forcing a smile, "According to the previous agreement, if you have nothing special you want to do, Brother Wolf, then you must follow my arrangement, and I will do it. do whatever you want."

"Do." Brother Wolf has always been a man of his word, "I also want to see how a world like you, who has an infinite nostalgia for life, is different from mine."

"Then I'll show you." Little Red Riding Hood's eyes flashed, and she turned around and quickly began to write on the tablet.

Day 1: Go fishing with Little Red Riding Hood.

Two hours later.

Above the endless sea, under the clear sky, a white luxury yacht floats quietly between the sky and the earth.

"So next, we're going to fish here for a day?" Brother Wolf wore sunglasses and looked at someone with a red face.

"Forget about fishing, have you brought sunscreen?" It's really a misstep, I don't have time to prepare for anything when I go out temporarily, my delicate skin.

"Why do you need to bring sunscreen when fishing?" Brother Wolf said deliberately.

"Prevent sunburn," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"Oh, I've never been sunburned before, so you will get sunburned." Brother Wolf gloated.

This person must have done it on purpose. Through the sunglasses, Little Red Riding Hood could feel his sinister gaze.

"It's not too early, shouldn't we start treatment?" Brother Wolf suddenly asked for treatment.

Little Red Riding Hood looked at the golden sun outside, gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and healed. Little Red Riding Hood walked out with a big thorn on the fishing rod, set up a small bench with a distance of one meter from Brother Wolf, and then... took out his mobile phone.

"Click, click..."

Another angle,

"Click, click..."

Although the sun is very poisonous, the color is unexpectedly beautiful, continue...

"Click, click..."

Brother Wolf silently looked at someone who was taking a selfie, silently catching fish.

"Why don't you move?" Little Red Riding Hood almost took the picture, and suddenly turned to look at someone who was standing still.

Brother Wolf turned his head and looked at Little Red Riding Hood through his sunglasses: "What did you say?"

"Didn't we agree? What do I do, what do you do?" Little Red Riding Hood shook his phone and said, "Then I will take a selfie, and you will naturally take a selfie too."

"..." Brother Wolf raised his hand and took off his sunglasses. Without the filter, the woman's sinister expression was much clearer.

"You don't want to break your promise, right?" Little Red Riding Hood raised her eyebrows.

I was waiting for me here. Who was he afraid of?

Brother Wolf put on his sunglasses again, took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, and snapped seven or eight shots just like Little Red Riding Hood just now. After taking the photo, Brother Wolf impatiently put down the phone.

"Wait..." Little Red Riding Hood rushed over, "Show me the photo."

"As you like!" Brother Wolf handed the phone to Little Red Riding Hood nonchalantly.

"Tsk tsk, tsk tsk... unqualified." Little Red Riding Hood shook his head.

"Where did he fail?" This is the first time in his life that he has been evaluated as unqualified.

"Look, I'm using a beauty camera, but you're using the camera that comes with the system, so the pictures you get are different. Also, you don't have a beauty camera on your phone? ? God, how can I do this, I'll help you next time." Little Red Riding Hood downloaded a beauty camera for Brother Wolf's phone without authorization, and then took the picture he just took as a reference for Brother Wolf, " And these last two pictures, I pouted when I took pictures, and I used a cute bunny emoji."

"Duzui??" Brother Wolf resisted the urge to explode and asked with gnashing teeth.

Why is it suddenly cold?

"Rabbit emoji?"

"Ahaha...you don't need to pouting, the little rabbit is not suitable for you, brother wolf, why don't you use the emoticon pack of the big bad wolf, mighty and domineering, hehehe..." Little Red Riding Hood's desire to survive erupted in time .

Brother Wolf stared at Little Red Riding Hood for half a minute, and he could see that Little Red Riding Hood was sweating.

What are you afraid of, Little Red Riding Hood, if you don't go crazy, you'll die!

"Healing, this is all healing..." Little Red Riding Hood said firmly.

Brother Wolf is worthy of being a real man who can't be chased by a single word. He took back his mobile phone and used the beauty camera to brush and take a few pictures of himself. At the end, he also posted an emoji of a big bad wolf.

"Okay." Brother Wolf asked.

"Okay." Sure enough, the wolf brother photographed by the beauty camera is more gentle. Although the wolf brother is still handsome under the high-definition camera, his imposing manner is too overwhelming.

Seeing that someone had finally stopped, Brother Wolf turned around and continued fishing.

"Then next, it's time to post on the Moments." Little Red Riding Hood said, and he arranged a nine-square grid. Just as he was about to add the text, Brother Wolf suddenly stood up.

"What are you doing?" Little Red Riding Hood was startled.

"Friend...friend...circle?" Brother Wolf asked word by word.

"Ah, isn't taking pictures just for posting on Moments?" Little Red Riding Hood asked, "Or, you don't have Moments?"

How could Brother Wolf not have a circle of friends? Brother Wolf's circle of friends shows up to scare you to death, but Brother Wolf never posts a circle of friends.

"It's very simple, just line up the photos just now, and then add a sentence, just like me." Little Red Riding Hood said and showed his Moments just sent to Brother Wolf.

(Driving a yacht to go fishing, so happy...) Followed by a happy emoji, and below it are nine women's faces with pouting mouths.

Brother Wolf's forehead jumped with blue veins, especially wanting to kick someone down.

"It's your turn." Little Red Riding Hood blinked, blinked, and smiled so cutely, "You need to cooperate with the treatment."

I must have had a brain attack before I agreed to let this crazy woman treat me.

"Don't you feel ashamed?" Brother Wolf struggled to the death.

"Shame? How could it be?" Little Red Riding Hood said nonchalantly, "Besides, I'm dying anyway, so what's the use of that shame!"

Are you making fun of yourself? Or is it a deliberately aggressive method, if you don't follow it, you can use this to prove that you don't really want to die? Think beautifully!

Brother Wolf immediately took out his mobile phone, swiped, and sent it out just like Little Red Riding Hood.

Suddenly, thousands of waves were stirred up.

President XX: Brother Wolf, myself?

CEO of XX: Hehe, Brother Wolf and the emoji match very well.

So-and-so made a small: Brother wolf, you did not take the wrong medicine.

So-and-so made another small: Could it be that depression has mutated.

Subordinate of XX: Could it be that the Brilliant Group is going bankrupt?

Classmate XX: I rub it, Brother Wolf actually posted on Moments, moved away, moved to the alumni group.

So-and-so doesn't know who: Omg, world-renowned entrepreneur, suspected to be out of the closet, likes cute avatars.

……

Take a deep breath, take a deep breath again, continue to take a deep breath... It's been a long time since Nima was so out of breath.

"Brother Wolf drink water." Seeing that Brother Wolf was so well matched, Little Red Riding Hood took out two bottles of ice water and gave one bottle to Brother Wolf.

Brother Wolf ignores him.

Little Red Riding Hood wasn't angry either, she sat down and went fishing, just fishing, fishing... Fishing is so boring, why do the big guys on TV like to go fishing, what's the point? ? ?

In an hour.

Little Red Riding Hood, dizzy and dizzy, put away the fishing rod: "Brother Wolf, let's go back."

"Go back?" Brother Wolf sneered.

"Yeah, it's almost the same, the fish was caught, the photos were taken, and the circle of friends was posted. It's almost alive." Little Red Riding Hood said

"We set off at ten o'clock, and now at three o'clock in the afternoon, we agreed that today's itinerary is to go fishing. Where are you going before it's dark." Brother Wolf asked back, "Don't want to cooperate with the treatment?"

Little Red Riding Hood dares to conclude that even if she says one word, she will be unable to do anything for the next twenty-four days.

"You're right, you need to cooperate with the treatment." Little Red Riding Hood smiled and sat back on the small bench, and then accompanied Brother Wolf to the sun all afternoon, she felt like she was about to smoke. .

This is not what I imagined! ! ! ! ! !


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