The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood: 28. Don’t be angry

This is an anti-theft badge, but the only thing fortunate is that the domineering president, Brother Wolf, did not live in a mid-level villa, but lived in a very down-to-earth high-end apartment in the city center. (Compared to the villa, this is already grounded.)

So it didn't take long for Little Red Riding Hood to run into a midnight taxi, and the driver was a middle-aged man. In view of the recent frequent accidents of online car-hailing passengers, Little Red Riding Hood thought of an excellent way to protect themselves.

"Miss, why are you outside alone at night?"

Want to pretend to care and lower my guard?

"I came out to seek death." Little Red Riding Hood was astonishing.

"What... what?" The driver's brother was really startled. He couldn't hold the steering wheel in his hand. He stabbed out of an S shape on the road. Fortunately, there were no cars on the road in the middle of the night. Otherwise it's going to happen.

"You...why can't you think so much at such a young age?" The driver's elder brother peeked at Little Red Riding Hood's expression from the rearview mirror in horror.

"I won't live long anyway?" Little Red Riding Hood said coldly.

"Huh?"

"I have terminal El Niño disease and the doctor says I have only one more month to live."

"Then... that can't be overthinking it, and have a good month." The driver's elder brother sympathized.

"You're right, so I've been thinking about what else I can do for this society these days," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"Then...then why did you come out in the middle of the night...to seek death?" The driver's elder brother was extremely puzzled.

"Isn't there a lot of news on the Internet about late-night taxi accidents on the Internet? So I thought, anyway, I won't live long, and I'm so beautiful, I'll just come out for a taxi in the middle of the night and see if I can meet you. to such people."

"You...if...if...you...want...what would you like to do?" The driver's brother suddenly had a very bad premonition.

"You know, I won't live long..."

In the middle of the night, a strange long-haired woman, behind you, said over and over again that she would not live long, which really made the spine chill.

"I brought a knife..."

A drop of cold sweat dripped from the driver's forehead.

"Hidden under a blanket..."

Brother the driver felt a little weak in his legs.

"If I see it, I'll stab it..."

The driver brother shuddered.

"You know I'm not going to live long..."

I know, I know, don't say it anymore.

"It's okay to kill, anyway..."

You won't live long anyway...I know! !

"It's just a pity... I wandered around in the middle of the night, but I didn't find a driver with bad intentions..." Little Red Riding Hood asked in a very regretful tone, "Brother, you shouldn't be either."

"No, no... I'm not..." The driver brother almost swore.

"Then how did you get here? I'm going to Paradise Road." Little Red Riding Hood asked coldly.

"I... I drove the wrong way, and I'll turn back now." The driver didn't care whether it was possible to turn around here. As soon as he hit the steering wheel, a 180-degree U-turn came on the spot.

"Brother driver, you don't seem to have asked me where I'm going since I got in the car." Little Red Riding Hood suddenly found another question.

The driver's brother was instantly unconscious.

"Oh...are you just listening to my story and forgetting to ask."

"Yes yes yes!!!" The driver brother nodded frantically, his body was shaking like leaves in the wind, he suddenly wanted to drive the car to the police station.

In the middle of the night, the road conditions were good, and the driver's brother galloped all the way, although he always felt cold behind him when he galloped. Twenty minutes later, the car arrived at the Biganhua Hospice in the suburbs.

When the driver's brother looked at the five characters of the hospice, the fear piled up again: This woman really didn't lie, she was really dying, and she was admitted to the hospice.

"Ah..." Little Red Riding Hood suddenly exclaimed, and the frightened eldest brother almost jumped out of the seat.

"I only brought a knife when I came out, but I forgot to bring the money. If you go in with me, I'll give you the money." Little Red Riding Hood sincerely invited.

"No...no...don't need it, just a few dozen dollars...I...I don't want it anymore." You go quickly, big sister.

"How about that?"

"Okay, okay, you can keep it for treatment." The driver's elder brother pleaded.

"I already live here, what else do I need to treat, you wait, I'll get it for you..." said Little Red Riding Hood, opened the door and got out of the car.

Seeing that Little Red Riding Hood got out of the car, the driver's eldest brother stepped on the accelerator and sped away from here at the highest speed, as if this hospice was the Hell of Hell.

But...it seems that I'm right, isn't this the branch office of Yama Difu.

Little Red Riding Hood stood there strangely: "What's wrong?"

Although Little Red Riding Hood deliberately scare him when he first got on the bus, after reaching the destination, Little Red Riding Hood really wants to pay, but since the other party doesn't want it, then forget it.

Little Red Riding Hood went back to sleep comfortably, woke up the next morning, and there was one more trending search on Weibo.

At midnight, near the Brilliant Square, a young woman, wearing a camel-colored blanket with a one-meter-long knife hidden in it, was running around in various taxis. This woman is suspected of being terminally ill and has no love for her life, so she wants to find a suspicious man to start. We appeal to the majority of young male drivers not to carry passengers casually in the middle of the night, especially single young women.

009

Because I learned the lesson from the last time, this time Little Red Riding Hood was wearing casual clothes when she slept, so the embarrassing thing like the pajama stalk did not happen again after the transmission. As for not wearing shoes or something, this...she will pay attention to sleeping with shoes on next time.

The driver brother also learned his lesson and began to screen passengers as soon as the night fell. The single woman wrapped in a blanket has never carried a single one.

So when one person and one car met again at a familiar place and at a familiar time, neither of them recognized who was coming.

"Beauty, where are you going?" The driver's elder brother asked skillfully.

"No. 444, Paradise Road." Little Red Riding Hood said, pulling out her phone from her pocket and preparing to scan Weibo for a while.

"Why is this address familiar?" The driver's elder brother thought for a moment, and then he slammed on the brakes in horror.

The car braked too fast, and Little Red Riding Hood was unstable, and the person fell from the back seat between the two seats in the front row. Fortunately, she reacted fast enough to support it with both hands.

"Drive carefully." Little Red Riding Hood couldn't help complaining.

The driver's brother turned his head tremblingly and saw a familiar face.

"Again... came out again?" The driver brother didn't dare to say the word "seeking death".

"You know me?" Little Red Riding Hood's image of the driver's brother is not as profound as the driver's brother's influence on her.

The driver's brother shuddered immediately, oh my god, how many trains did I take before I forgot about myself.

"No...no...don't know." The driver's brother shook his head quickly.

"Drive carefully." Little Red Riding Hood didn't care, but just warned again.

"Okay...Okay." The driver brother didn't dare to be careless, he was frightened and cautious all the way, and he drove the car out of the style of the ship, and arrived at the destination without wind, waves, and bumps.

"It's here."

"Arrived?" Little Red Riding Hood turned her head to look out the window, hey, isn't she there? She immediately put away her phone, pushed the door and got out of the car, "It's pretty fast."

"Whoosh!!!"

A gust of hot wind blew past her body, and when Little Red Riding Hood turned back, she only had time to see the taillights of the distant car. She shouted responsibly, "I haven't paid for the car yet."

"Whoosh! Whoosh!!"

The taillights turned into an afterimage and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Then the next day, there was another news on Weibo's hot search: The woman with a terminally ill knife appeared again.

Bai Xue and Xiao Ming laughed again while swiping Weibo, patting the table while looking at Little Red Riding Hood with a bitter face and said, "If it goes on like this, it won't take long for me to watch it, the police uncle should ask you for a drink. Tea."

"For the patient's sake, if you need a lawyer, I can give you a 20% discount." Wuge kindly suggested.

"Thank you, I don't need it." Little Red Riding Hood took a bite of the bun depressedly.

If the last time you deliberately scare the driver, then what about yesterday? Did you do nothing yesterday? ?

"20% off? Even if you get 10% off, Little Red Riding Hood can't afford you." Xiao Ming said.

"Are you so poor?" Wuge looked at Little Red Riding Hood with an expression of disbelief.

All the savings were used to pay for the hospice, and Little Red Riding Hood, who had only a few thousand dollars to spend, could not refute for a while.

What's wrong with being poor, you are a local tycoon lawyer, you still have a terminal illness like me, no, you got it earlier than me. Thinking this way, Little Red Riding Hood was instantly balanced and continued to eat breakfast happily.

"Your mission target committed suicide again yesterday?" Bai Xue asked.

"Yeah." Little Red Riding Hood said with a toothache. "When I arrived yesterday, he was holding a fruit knife and was about to cut his wrist. It hurts so much."

"The last time I jumped off a building, this time I cut my wrists. This wolf brother from your family has a different way of committing suicide every time." Xiao Ming also said.

"It doesn't matter if the method of suicide is different. The question is how often he commits suicide. Once a day, it's hard to think about it." Little Red Riding Hood complained.

"Once a day is not too frequent." Xiao Ming said suddenly.

"Huh? Isn't that frequent?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.

The three collectively shook their heads.

Little Red Riding Hood was shocked and panicked. What the **** happened to you?

"I once had a mission goal and committed suicide three times a day, each time I was picked for dinner." Xiao Ming recalled.

"I also have one. I just pulled her off the roof with my front foot, and I managed to persuade her to stop. Within ten minutes, she climbed up again." Bai Xue also had the same experience.

Little Red Riding Hood turned to look at the only Wug who didn't speak, hurry up, it's your story.

Wuge's eyes were erratic, and he suddenly lowered his head to drink porridge.

But he doesn't want to say it, it doesn't mean that others won't break the news, Bai Xue said in a very envious tone: "Among us, only Wu Ge is the most powerful, and he committed suicide by confronting fire officers and soldiers for twelve hours. , and scolded him directly."

"Scolding? That's okay?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.

"Of course we can't do it, but Big Brother Wu Ge is different. Judges dare to scold when people are arrogant." Xiao Ming adored.

Little Red Riding Hood is instantly in awe.

"The topic is wrong. We mean so much to tell you that the frequency of suicide is not the most terrifying, but the most terrifying is the method of suicide." Bai Xue brought the topic back again.